The scumbag general knelt down and begged for mercy

Xie Sifan couldn't sleep and sat on the roof with Yuanzong to drink and watch the moon. Yuanzong drank a lot, and Xie Sifan's delicate face was stained with a blush.

"I was born in the emperor's family, and I have tasted the warmth and coldness of human beings until I met you." Yuan Zong put his arms around Xie Sifan's shoulders: "I have been a eunuch for two years, and others treat me as a slave, only you regard me as a friend." , as brothers." After finishing speaking, Yuan Zong took another sip of wine.

Xie Sifan smiled: "I thought you were really that little eunuch who could stay by my side forever."

Yuanzong turned his head to look at Xie Sifan, how much he wanted to be by his side for the rest of his life.

Xie Sifan looked up at Yuanzong, Yuanzong lowered his head and wanted to kiss Xie Sifan.

"Brother, when you become the prince, I will leave here and go back to the children."

Xie Sifan knew Yuan Zong's intentions, he wanted him to know that he would always only regard him as an elder brother, and sometimes it was a joke, but seriously, it was absolutely impossible for him to follow Yuan Zong.

Yuan Zong stopped his movements and laughed at himself: "If I say that you are the only one not to marry in this life, would you be willing to let me die alone forever?"

Xie Sifan leaned into Yuanzong's arms, rubbing his temples.

"You won't make it difficult for me, will you?"

Yuan Zong sighed helplessly: "You..."

Xie Sifan slid down and lay directly on Long Zong's lap: "Rub it for me, it hurts badly."

At this moment, a corpse suddenly fell into the yard with a "bang", which made Xie Sifan sit up and look down in fright.

"What's going on." Xie Sifan pointed at the corpse in surprise.

Not long after, a few more corpses were thrown in from outside the courtyard.

Yuan Zong picked up the wine jar, he didn't believe that Xie Sifan didn't agree to anything, if he didn't agree to anything, how could his father remove the obstacles for him, these dead bodies, one can tell they are spies just by looking at their clothes.

After a while, Eunuch Xiaoxiang walked into Prince Qi's mansion from the outside with his hands behind his back and the imperial guards.

"I'm sorry for disturbing the pleasure of the two lords." Eunuch Xiaoxiang gave the guards around him a look.

The guards stepped forward and dragged the corpse out.

Xie Sifan patted the place beside him and smiled, "Come on, Mr. Xiang, have a drink."

Little Xianggong landed on the roof with his toes, and sat beside Xie Sifan unceremoniously. Xie Sifan handed him the wine jar, and he stretched out his hand to remember it, and then took a sip.

"If it wasn't for my brother, I really wouldn't be able to tell that Mr. Xiang is a father-in-law." Xie Sifan put his arm on Mr. Xiang's shoulder.

"You flattered me." Eunuch Xiaoxiang glanced at Yuanzong as if begging for mercy.

Yuan Zong smiled as if he didn't see it, and Eunuch Xiaoxiang secretly groaned. Although he was not a real man, facing a stunning beauty like Xie Sifan, his heart would inevitably throb.

"Xiaoxianggong, your face is so red." Xie Sifan approached Xiaoxianggonggong and said.

Yuan Zong stretched out his hand and hugged Xie Sifan in his arms: "Stop making trouble, Xiaoxiang has a thin skin, if you keep making trouble, he will get drunk if he doesn't drink."

Xie Sifan laughed out loud, Yuan Zong was thin-skinned, he didn't expect that the people around him were also thin-skinned, no wonder they couldn't find a wife.

"That's right." Xie Sifan suddenly thought of something, he seems to have a "Sunflower Book", he and Eunuch Xiaoxiang are very close, why not give him this book.

[Little angel, give me the Sunflower Book, and give me two martial arts cheat books. 】

As soon as Xie Sifan finished speaking, there were two more martial arts cheat books in his sleeves.

"Here, see if you can use it." Xie Sifan took out the martial arts secret book from his sleeve and handed it to Xiaoxiang's father-in-law.

Eunuch Xiaoxiang curiously picked up the two cheat books and glanced at them, then looked at Xie Sifan in surprise: "Are you sure, this is for me?"

Xie Sifan nodded: "Well, it's for you."

Xiaoxiang's father-in-law's expression was not very good, Yuan Zong took the two cheat books and opened them suspiciously.

"This..." Yuan Zong also hesitated, no matter how you look at it, Eunuch Xiaoxiang can't use it.

Xie Sifan saw that his expression was not right, so he remembered that there seemed to be two erotic books in his sleeves...

"Oh, I'm stupid." Xie Sifan took the two books back with a blushing face, put them back in his sleeves, and fumbled for a long time before taking out the two cheat books and handing them to Eunuch Xiaoxiang.

Eunuch Xiaoxiang shook his head helplessly, then glanced at the book Xie Sifan gave him, and after turning two pages, his face suddenly became serious.

"I've never seen this martial arts secret book. It's extremely precious and priceless. Are you sure it's for me?" Eunuch Xiaoxiang looked at Xie Sifan hesitantly.

Xie Sifan nodded, since he doesn't need this thing, it's only appropriate to give it to someone to ask for favors.

Eunuch Xiaoxiang carefully put the martial arts cheats into his sleeve, then got up and gave a big gift to Xie Sifan: "Thank you, Lord Zhen, I will be a slave and have the cheek to ask you for it. If you need a slave in the future, just ask yes."

Xie Sifan waved his hand: "We're all brothers, you're out of touch now, don't be a lord, you, slave, from now on you will call me Fanfan, and I will call you Brother Xiang, how about it."

"..."

On the side, his teeth were itchy, this Xie Sifan wanted to make friends with whoever he saw, and he felt a little uncomfortable. Although Xiaoxiang's father-in-law was not an outsider, he still couldn't help but feel a little jealous.

Eunuch Xiaoxiang was stunned, and then glanced at Yuanzong.

Yuan Zong nodded helplessly, he had no choice but to change what Xie Sifan had decided.

"Then..." Eunuch Xiaoxiang hesitated for a moment: "Fanfan, Brother Xiang will protect you from now on."

Xie Sifan stretched out his little finger: "Pull the hook."

Following Xie Sifan's example, Xiaoxiang's father-in-law stretched out his little finger, and then pulled the hook with Xie Sifan.

Yuan Zong snorted coldly at the side: "Xiaoxiang has martial arts secret books, so what about me."

Xie Sifan reluctantly handed the two erotic books to Yuan Zong: "Brother, you are not too young, here you go, you learn, this is definitely more useful than martial arts cheats, I hope you get your wish soon..." Xie Sifan almost He said that he hoped you would find Mr. Ruyi as soon as possible, but after thinking about it for a while, he thought that something was wrong, so he forcibly suppressed the rest of the words.

How could Yuanzong not know what Xie Sifan was going to say, so he stretched out his hand and pinched Xie Sifan's face.

"Brother Xiang, look, my brother is bullying me." Xie Sifan stretched out his hand and tightly grabbed Xiaoxiang's eunuch's wrist.

Eunuch Xiao Xiang stretched out his hand and patted Xie Sifan on the forehead: "King Qi wants to deal with you, so I can only watch. Besides him, if someone else bullies you, Brother Xiang will definitely not spare him."

"Where's the emperor?" Xie Sifan looked at Xie Sifan curiously.

Eunuch Xiaoxiang patted Xie Sifan on the forehead again: "Have you not understood what Brother Xiang said, except King Qi, everything is fine."

Xie Sifan didn't expect that Eunuch Xiaoxiang would be stunned for a moment when he said that, and Yuanzong didn't interrupt their conversation. For him, Eunuch Xiaoxiang was right.

"Come, come, come, drink, you are not allowed to raise fish." Said Xie Sifan holding the wine jar and drinking.

Yuan Zong and Xiao Xiang's father-in-law naturally accompanied him, the three of them sat on the roof and drank until midnight, Xie Sifan drank too much and fell asleep in Yuan Zong's arms.

Mr. Xiaoxiang used his internal strength to remove most of the alcohol smell.

"He drank too much." Eunuch Xiaoxiang hesitated.

Yuan Zong touched Xie Sifan's face and said "hmm".

"Shall I help you go back to your room?" Eunuch Xiao Xiang looked at Yuan Zong and said.

Yuanzong shook his head: "It's not what you do to take advantage of others' danger."

Eunuch Xiaoxiang laughed suddenly, he knew that Yuanzong would not say that, Xie Sifan regarded him as his elder brother, so he couldn't harm him.

"Go down, don't let him catch a cold." Eunuch Xiaoxiang landed on the ground steadily.

Yuan Zong wobbled down from the roof with Xie Sifan in his arms. He had drunk too much, but he didn't want to force out the smell of alcohol.

Eunuch Xiaoxiang sent Xie Sifan back helplessly, but when he turned around and came back, he saw Yuanzong sitting on the stone chair and lying on the stone table, falling asleep.

"Hey...why bother yourself." Saying that, Eunuch Xiao Xiang carried Yuan Zong into the house.

Yuanzong hugged Eunuch Xiaoxiang's waist tightly: "Sifan..."

Eunuch Xiaoxiang had no choice but to wait for Yuanzong to lie on the bed, and took off his coat for him.

"Sifan, don't go..." Yuan Zong murmured in a daze while holding Eunuch Xiaoxiang's hand, "I like you so much that I can give up everything for you, why don't you turn back to look at me, why , why don't you turn back."

Eunuch Xiaoxiang sat by the bed, stretched out his hand and took out the secret spice from his sleeve: "Since I like it so much, let me give you a sweet dream."

Early in the morning, Eunuch Xiaoxiang got up, put on his clothes and left the house. Yuan Zong was still sleeping, not wearing a single thread on his body, and the bedding was all newly changed.

Xie Sifan stretched his waist, rubbed his temples and walked out of the room.

"Brother Xiang, you're like this." Xie Sifan saw that Eunuch Xiaoxiang's walking posture was very strange.

Eunuch Xiaoxiang smiled and looked back at Xie Sifan: "It's okay, I drank too much yesterday, and my foot was crooked when I came down from the roof."

Xie Sifan looked at Eunuch Xiaoxiang suspiciously, his martial arts killed more than a dozen spies without blinking his eyes, and he sprained his feet after drinking a little wine. The credibility of this is extremely low, but after thinking about it, he still didn't expose him. , left and right is not a big deal, why is he struggling with this matter.

"Where's my brother?" Xie Sifan stretched his waist.

Eunuch Xiaoxiang shook his head: "I don't know, I sleep in the guest room, and he sleeps in the side room."

Sitting on the stone chair, Xie Sifan lazily said, "Brother Xiang, hurry up and rub my temples, it's too bad for a hangover and headache."

Eunuch Xiaoxiang walked over, stretched out his hand and gently massaged Xie Sifan's temples a few times.

"Don't drink too much wine, it's not worth the loss if you hurt your body. King Qi and I have internal strength. Even if we drink, we can force the alcohol out of the body." Although Xiaoxiang's voice was a little thin, the words he said were extremely Warm heart.

Xie Sifan nodded, then grinned in pain.

"Brother Xiang, rub me again, it hurts me to death." Xie Sifan burst into tears from the pain, a hangover is fatal.

"I'll help you back to your room, and then I'll make you hangover soup, I guess Wang Xing Qi will also have a headache after a while." Saying that, Eunuch Xiaoxiang helped Xie Sifan back to the main house.