The scumbag general knelt down and begged for mercy

Xie Sifan just smiled and shook off Long Ji's hand.

"General, why don't you think about it, why would I rather seduce them than take another look at you?" After finishing speaking, Xie Sifan put his hands on his stomach, his eyes were full of disdain.

"You." Long Ji raised his hand.

Xie Sifan raised his small face: "If you dare to hit me, try it."

After waiting for a long time, Long Ji slowly let go of his hand. Now that he has something to ask Xie Sifan, he will not hit him as he said before.

Just as Xie Sifan was about to leave, he saw huskies, with a group of dogs, squatting at the door of a hundred houses.

When Husky saw Xie Sifan, he hurriedly raised his little paw.

Xie Sifan walked over, and Long Ji followed with a sullen face.

"Um..."

"devil..."

Before Xie Sifan walked in, he heard a voice from the courtyard.

"Come on, just this scene, in reality, you have to be a member and add a certain letter to see it." Husky was very excited.

Xie Sifan turned to leave speechlessly, but was held by Long Ji's hand.

"The general wants to see it?" Xie Sifan looked at Long Ji puzzled.

Long Ji actually nodded.

"..."

No way, Xie Sifan stood at the door, watching Long Ji with his hands behind his back, looking in through the crack of the door, with an indescribably weird expression, as if he was holding back something.

"General, general, if the eye addiction is not enjoyable, why don't I give you some silver, and you go to the opposite street to settle it." Xie Sifan was about to take out the silver taels from his pocket.

Long Ji kicked open the courtyard door.

The two people in the yard were taken aback, especially the patrolling soldier who knelt down on the ground in fright when he saw Long Ji.

"General, general."

Long Ji walked over, stretched out his hand and grabbed the man's collar, then slammed his head on the stone table beside him.

Xie Sifan was taken aback, and hurriedly stepped forward to hug Long Ji, it's because he hasn't watched it for fun or something, why did he start it.

"You haven't married your wife for the first seven days, yet you do such a nasty thing again." Long Ji picked up the soldier, "Don't forget, how did your wife die."

"General, general, I, I know I was wrong." The soldier knelt on the ground with his face covered in blood.

Long Ji raised his leg and said, "From now on, you don't have to patrol the city anymore." He said angrily and left the courtyard.

Xie Sifan chased after him, what kind of song is this?

"Wait for me." Xie Sifan didn't dare to leave quickly and wanted to gossip, so he had to shout loudly.

Sure enough, Long Ji stopped, turned around and walked to Xie Sifan's side: "You should exercise more."

"I'm not up there, why am I exercising?" Xie Sifan muttered softly.

Long Ji frowned: "What?"

"I said the general is right, I should exercise more." Xie Sifan stuck out his tongue.

Long Ji stretched out his hand, Xie Sifan looked at him suspiciously.

"I'll help you." Long Ji said unnaturally.

Xie Sifan put his hand on it.

"We have to add money." Long Ji added.

"..." This is a money addict, Xie Sifan cursed secretly in his heart.

Long Ji was a little embarrassed and turned his head away from Xie Sifan, he is indeed too expensive now...

"By the way, general, what's the matter with that little soldier, why are you so angry." Xie Sifan's gossip ignited.

"Want to know?" Long Ji turned his head to look at Xie Sifan.

Xie Sifan nodded.

"We have to add money." After speaking, Long Ji's ears turned red.

"..." Xie Sifan took out a bank note from his sleeve and handed it to Long Ji.

Long Ji stuffed the banknote into his sleeve: "That soldier is my subordinate. His wife just died in childbirth a few days ago, and he came out to do nasty things. I can't stand it."

Xie Sifan nodded, then looked at Long Ji in shock.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Long Ji asked suspiciously.

"..." Xie Sifan didn't answer this question, he thought Long Ji was an old dog, but he didn't expect him to care about such things.

Seeing that Xie Sifan didn't answer, Long Ji didn't continue to ask, and helped Xie Sifan back to the general.

After returning to the yard, Xie Sifan lay down on the bed, watching the husky stick its butt at him, it had been in this position for a long time.

Xie Sifan thought for a while and stretched out his finger.

"Damn it, you're a pervert, what are you doing stabbing my ass?" Husky immediately turned his head, facing Xie Sifan with a three-in-one combo.

Xie Sifan blinked his big eyes: "Then your ass is facing me, people and dogs have different ways, there is only so much I can help you with."

The husky bared his teeth, and barked twice at Xie Sifan.

"I'm pissed, I'm pissed, I finally got a ka

The chance of filming/movie turned out to be messed up by you guys. Is it easy for me? I don’t mind being a dog. I can’t even watch a movie if I want to, and let the dog live. "The husky was very angry. He was a normal man before, but now he doesn't do anything, and he can't watch anymore.

Xie Sifan was lying on the bed and didn't bother to take care of it, he looked like a fool/pussy, couldn't he change places if he wanted to see it, such as a mansion, a brothel...

Husky walked out angrily: "Don't coax me, I can't coax me well, I won't come back for dinner today," Husky walked out with his butt twisting.

"If you don't come back, I will let my brother bring the beef. It happens that no one will grab it from me when you are away."

Xie Sifan stretched out his hand, and after counting to three, Husky turned around.

"If you want to coax me, it's not like you don't have the opportunity, two plates of beef." Husky stretched out his paws and gestured.

Xie Sifan nodded: "Okay, okay, okay, there are a lot of donkeys and big dogs."

Huskies walked out, he had lost all his knowledge, and the idioms he could use were shattered.

Xie Sifan lay on the bed and fell asleep unknowingly, he didn't even know when Xiaodongzi entered the room.

Xiaodongzi put the food box on the table, walked to Xie Sifan's bed and looked at it for a while, and covered him with a quilt when he was about to leave.

Xiaodongzi returned to the house, fetched two buckets of water, and took a hot bath. Xiaodongzi in the wooden bucket had a thin waist, sharp eyes, tight jawline, and extreme patience.

After Xie Sifan woke up and saw the food box, he took the "Sunflower Collection" under the pillow and walked out. He also thought of it before going to bed. He couldn't practice, but Xiaodongzi could, he had already swung his knife... .

Xiaodongzi was lying on the bed, holding something of his own, and then solved it with a full face.

"Brother, are you asleep?" Xie Sifan pushed the door open and walked in.

"..." Xiaodongzi pulled the quilt aside and covered him with swift hands.

"Well, I didn't sleep." Xiaodongzi's voice was low and hoarse.

Xie Sifan sat by the bed and said excitedly: "Brother, I brought you something good, I guarantee you will like it."

"Yes, what." Xiaodongzi held on to his quilt tightly, for fear of being torn off by Xie Sifan.

Xie Sifan wanted to show off, but didn't show it directly.

"Guess what, it won't be fun if I give it to you directly." Xie Sifan smiled.

Xiaodongzi tugged on his quilt tightly and thought deeply.

Xie Sifan looked outside, the doors and windows were closed, Xiaodongzi was still covered with a thick quilt, he must have caught a cold, his voice was also a little hoarse.

Xie Sifan stretched out his hand and touched Xiaodongzi's forehead: "Brother, you are a bit hot. The most taboo thing to do when you have a fever is to cover it." Xie Sifan grabbed a corner of the quilt and tore it apart.

"..."

Xiaodongzi was still thinking about what Xie Sifan was going to give him, but he didn't expect Xie Sifan to finish speaking, and lifted the quilt before he could speak.

Xie Sifan was stunned for a while, then covered Xiaodongzi with the quilt...

"Ahem..." Xiaodongzi was a little embarrassed: "What did you give me?"

Xie Sifan hid the "Sunflower Treasure" behind his back: "You, you may not need it anymore." Saying this, Xie Sifan stood up: "It's getting late, I'll go back first."

Xiaodongzi wanted to get up, but it was not convenient for him right now, so he had to watch Xie Sifan rush out of the room and close the door.

Xie Sifan glanced back at Xiaodongzi's room, his expression was a little bad, he trusted Xiaodongzi, and was willing to tell him everything, treating him as his brother, but Xiaodongzi refused to tell him anything, including His true identity...

Back in the yard, Xie Sifan saw Husky squatting at the door waiting for him.

"Little donkey, tell me, you are trustworthy, right? You didn't hide anything from me, right?" Xie Sifan squatted on the ground and stroked the husky's fur.

Husky saw Xie Sifan's lonely face: "What's wrong, who is bullying again?"

Xie Sifan hugged Husky and rubbed against him: "I only have you."

"What do you want to tell my brother? I have tens of thousands of brothers now. Even if I bite him, I can bite him out of rabies." Husky stretched out his paw and patted Xie Sifan on the back: "I'm dead, you have Baby, don't rub against me."

Xie Sifan didn't care, hugged the husky for a while, and then told the husky what he saw.

"Maybe, the eunuch cuts the basket, not the chicken." Husky was afraid that Xie Sifan might misunderstand Xiaodongzi.

Xie Sifan shook his head: "They are all together, and they are still standing."

"...Maybe, the eunuch here has chickens. Who can say for sure, we haven't really seen it. If it doesn't work, you can ask your dog." Huskies haven't seen the real one either. What kind of eunuch is he? He also traveled here.

Others time-travel, he also time-travels, the worst thing is that he is just a male favorite, he is amazing, dressed like a dog, is there anything worse than him! ! !

Xie Sifan thought about it, so he stood up and walked towards the study.

Long Ji was reading the book of war given by Xie Sifan, he couldn't put it down so much that he would carry it with him even when he went out.

"General." Xie Sifan pushed open the door and walked in.

"Go out, knock on the door and come in, what's wrong." Long Ji put the book of war aside.

Xie Sifan slapped the banknote on the desk: "Tell me, whether there is anything under the eunuch or not."

Long Ji frowned: "Why do you ask that?"

"answer me."

Seeing Xie Sifan's serious face, Long Ji said slowly, "Eunuch, there is no one below."

"Why is there no way?" Xie Sifan was afraid that he had misunderstood, so he chased after him and asked.

Long Ji stretched out his hand helplessly.

Xie Sifan slapped the silver ticket on the table...

Long Ji spread his legs apart, and pointed to a certain part of himself unnaturally: "Here, there are none, cut them all off."

"..." Xie Sifan turned around and left, Xiaodongzi lied to him, he is dead!!!