Fuck you

"Hmph, hurry up, just, yes, I'll be sure, than, you, go home first." Mr. Gui's voice was much closer.

Listening to him was really tiring, Ming Yuegui pulled down the lotus leaf on top of his head, and there was a big lotus pod next to his cheek, he couldn't help but move his head closer, wanting to grab a lotus seed out with his teeth.

The young man laughed and said: "Come on, with your speed, will you go back before me? Don't be kidding, come with me to see the young master first."

A small piece of lotus leaf not far from Mingyuegui swayed wildly for a while, Mingyuegui happily chewed the lotus seeds and poked out half of his head, seeing a young boy in Tsing Yi sitting on the old turtle, pushed aside the lotus leaf and swam to the shore.

Holding a small box in his hand, the young man jumped off the back of the turtle, but the old turtle bit the hem of his shirt just as he lifted his foot.

The boy turned around: "What's the matter?"

The old turtle said: "I, really, go home before you."

It's probably due to the youthful nature, listening to other people's teasing, desperate to try to compete.The young man was not in a hurry to see the "son" he was talking about, and looked down at the old turtle with his arms folded, and said, "Mr. Gui, you really don't give up. Let's go, let's compete. If I first When you go back, you will accompany me to serve the young master, if you go back first, I will do whatever you want, dare you compare?"

"Of course!" Lao Gui said these two sentences very neatly: "You start."

The young man jumped into the air in the direction of Lianhu Lake, looked up at the white clouds in the distance, threw the small box in his hand, and gave way with a smile: "Let's start, Mr. Gui, let's go first, and I will enjoy the scenery... Hey, you What is this for?"

I saw Mr. Gui slowly retracting his small head and limbs into the turtle shell.

Mingyue Gui has been laughing in his heart for a while, young and frivolous, he will suffer!

Sure enough, Mr. Gui's happy voice came out from the tortoise's shell: "I'm home."

The young man's delicate face turned green with anger, and he opened his left hand suddenly, a lotus pod was sucked into his hand, the lotus seeds crackled and the tortoise shell slammed, and he said angrily: "Okay, you tortoise lord, are you kidding me, don't fight!" fuck you."

The old tortoise huddled in the tortoise shell and kept begging for mercy, but the young man showed no intention of stopping, and seemed to be intensifying.

It's hard for Mingyue to return, his body is already cold, and the quilt can't even warm him up. Now his feet have been soaking in the lotus lake for a long time, and the cold is almost not his own.

He moved his feet and was thinking about how to get the two of them to leave quickly, when he suddenly felt itchy in his ear, stretched out his hand to scratch, and touched something soft and fluffy.

Mingyue Guiyi trembled, if he had hair, he would be blown into a little furball by now.

Just now, she paid too much attention to the movement over there, and Ming Yuegui didn't pay attention to the gradually louder "buzzing" sound behind her.

He didn't need to turn his head to look, he knew what was gathering behind him, he was so frightened that he couldn't care about anything, he shot to the shore like an arrow from under the lotus leaf, and rushed towards the young man, yelling loudly : "Help, help, help, help!!! Hero, big brother, handsome boy, help me!"

Suddenly a screaming lunatic appeared, and the young man and the old turtle were stunned for a moment. After seeing the group of "buzzing buzz" behind him, the young man couldn't help but twitch his lips.

What a big swarm of bees!

Mingyue Gui thinks that he is bold, there is no house that he dare not go to, no tiles that he dare not remove, but he is so majestic, the only failure is that he is afraid of bugs, especially the bugs with hair.

As long as he thinks of the disgusting feeling of fluffy, soft and slippery insects crawling on his body, Mingyuegui's soul can be scared out of place.

Unexpectedly, in the first rebirth, not only did this failure not improve, but it became more and more intense.

Mingyue Gui rushed to the old turtle with one brain, grasping the upper and lower flaps of the turtle's shell with both hands and breaking it vigorously, as if she wanted to get in and hide herself.

"Ah!" The old turtle screamed slowly, the young man finally came back to his senses, and swung the lotus pod in his hand forward.

The lotus seeds originally used to smash the old turtle scattered into a rain of lotus seeds in the bee colony. After knocking down dozens of bees, the rest finally dared not come over, hovered for a while, and flew away noisily.

Mingyuegui heaved a sigh of relief, he secretly wiped the cold sweat from his palms on himself, and then completed the entire transformation from the insane to the mentally handicapped under the astonished eyes of both the young man and the old turtle.

Mingyue Gui opened his big black eyes and said in a daze, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, where is this place?"

He wasn't sure how much the other party knew about him, whether he knew the original owner of his body or the ghost emperor Mingyuegui who had already changed his soul.

After he took over the position of Ghost Emperor in the previous life, he became the target of people from all over the world to chase him away and scream for murder.

At this time, Mingyuegui's mana is almost zero, and the only thing he can rely on is his good ability to play and roll.

He lowered his head and whimpered, worked hard for a long time, and suddenly realized that something was wrong.

too/quieter.

Hey, is there any reason to let this emperor play a one-man show?

In fact, the young man and the old turtle cannot be blamed for this at all, because when Ming Yuegui raised his eyes and saw a man standing behind the young man who appeared out of nowhere and staring at him coldly, all his movements and quick wits froze in an instant. up.

Including his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, as well as his consciousness and soul, all shrank in a corner and solidified into sharp ice slags that had not melted for many years, blurring the flesh and blood pierced from the inside out.

The visitor was dressed in a dark blue robe, his long hair was neatly tied into a crown, and not even a single strand of extra hair could be seen on his pale face.

He stood behind the young man in Tsing Yi with his hands behind his back, frowning slightly, his eyeliner seemed to be outlined with thick ink, forming a very beautiful small arc at the end of his eyes.

The eyelids are half-drooped, and the long and slightly curled eyelashes cover half of the eyes, making it hard for people to see the expression in the eyes, but when he looks at Mingyuegui and his eyes are concentrated, all the brilliance around him is absorbed into the eyes, turning into A pair of deep and bright abysses.

Xu Shi's appearance is too handsome, even if there is a little smile on his mouth, he looks too arrogant, a bit unreasonable.

If it were in the past, Mingyue Gui would definitely appreciate and tease this person when he saw this person, but now his heart was beating wildly, and he instinctively wanted to run away.

Gathering his mind, he put on an overly frightened and pitiful expression, covered his eyes and said, "Oh, where did you come from, big brother, so fierce and scary! Woohoo, I won't play with you guys anymore!" Back to Sa Yazi.

Helpless, his calves were short, and his clothes didn't fit very well. As soon as he ran, the wind would blow in from all over the place. The front was tightly pressed against his chest, and the back bulged as if he was carrying some huge monster. He made loud noises while running.

Mingyue Gui was furious, and she reached out her hand to send this unsatisfactory middle coat to "Shangxitian". At this moment, a hand suddenly wrapped around his waist, and with a light lift, he was completely caught under the man's arm. Limbs dangling in the air, face down, it became a little chicken waiting to be slaughtered.

When did Mingyue Gui suffer such embarrassment, besides, in his last life, he was the only one who embarrassed this person.

Who knows that the world is unpredictable, in the next life, not only will there be no scenery, but his status will also shrink like his body. There is nothing he can do except to stab the pair of short boots that are trampled on a row of grass to death several times with his eyes.

The man walked back to the wooden house where Mingyuegui lived, stopped, and told the young man in Tsing Yi who was following him, and the old turtle who had just climbed the path, "Wang Ting, find him suitable clothes and send them here." ...and prepare some food."

The former sentence was addressed to the boy named Huan Wangting, and the latter sentence was directed to the old turtle.

One person and one tortoise were amnesty, they said respectfully "yes", Wang Ting rushed out and slapped the tortoise's shell hard, the old tortoise immediately turned into an old man, Wang Ting dragged him away in a hurry .

Mingyue Gui, who was caught under his arm, turned black, the foreground turned around again, the light dimmed, and the man carried him into the house.