The whole universe sees me raising plush
Chapter 32
The big monster is unrestrained, dare to think so, dare to say so to Xie Shi.
Xie Shi: "..."
Xie Shi felt that there must be something wrong with this monster, and he no longer wanted to fight with him to break the blood contract, but actually wanted to cut off his sleeve, even a cross-species sleeve.
Even if he was a god, he never thought that he would encounter such a situation. He was silent for a long time, and asked with a complicated mood: "Did you eat something you shouldn't eat?"
The big monster replied displeasedly: "Do you think I am a three-year-old child?"
"In that case..." Xie Shi said sincerely, "Then I really can't understand why you have such an idea."
"It's okay, I don't understand either." The big monster raised his chin lazily, tilted his head slightly, locked his blood-red vertical pupils firmly, and said in a calm tone, "I don't understand, you are obviously so hateful, why do I see you?" I will still be happy to see you.”
They have lived together for three years. During these three years, Xie Shi's bamboo house has been demolished countless times, and the character of this big monster has not changed much. What a monster.
Xie Shi tapped his hand with the bamboo fan: "Sit down and talk."
"..." The big monster frowned ferociously, as if he wanted to have an attack, but he was reluctant to endure it, and adjusted his posture resentfully.
"What's wrong with mating with me?" The big monster was very dissatisfied with Xie Shi's rejection, "Is this seat not good-looking, or not tall? Or not strong?"
Xie Shi's eyebrows twitched: "...don't let me hear these two words."
"Success, then you have sex with me."
"Not this one either!"
"Why is it so troublesome?" the big monster frowned and pondered. He didn't know much about this kind of thing. What he heard and heard was what those captured by him told him when they begged for mercy. After thinking for a long time, he finally came up with an elegant one. , said triumphantly, "You will go to Wushan together with me."
"..."
Xie Shi's answer was to drive the big monster out.
He taught the white tiger many things, and also taught him many spells. Even if he no longer connected with the blood bond, no one could deceive him.
The big monster didn't understand why he failed, but he didn't think about giving up. He thought hard for several days, and decided to learn how others mate... No, how did he agree to mate.
He listened to the story in the teahouse in the world, and felt that he had learned it, so he went back to thank him with high spirits.
He neither turned into a scholar and met Xie Shi like in the monster story book, nor pretended to be a beautiful girl, but turned into a dying milk cat.
A tabby cat with the same stripes as a white tiger.
Although Xie Shi broke the blood contract with him, he was not fooled by his obvious illusion, and went out to play without looking at the little milk cat lying in front of the door.
The big monster was so angry that it got up and chased him, then lay down, Xie Shi made another detour, it continued to chase, and after repeated several times, Xie Shi chose to fly away.
The big monster sharpened its claws on the ground bitterly.
Xie Shi can get around for a while, but not for a lifetime. Since then, there are more tabby cats hanging in various places at the door of Xie Shi's house.
When Xie goes out, it lies in front of the door, when Xie waters the flowers, it hangs on the fence, when it rains, when Xie has nothing to do to listen to the rain, it hangs upside down in front of the window, racking its brains to occupy Xie Shi Sight.
After a long time, I sometimes feel surprised when I don’t see it when I thank you.
Seeing it in front of the door again, Xie Shi laughed helplessly, and finally bent down to pick up the tabby cat.
He knew who the cat was, and the cat knew he knew it, but they both tacitly pretended not to know.
This cat always looked pitiful and dying. Xie Shi knew it was fake, but he couldn't bear to see it half-dead, so he got some food for it. Unexpectedly, this cat was quite picky, so he insisted on feeding it. , or do not eat.
Xie Shi patted it on the head, for the sake of it hanging on the southeast branch for so many days, he endured it for now.
The tabby cat lived there.
The kitten tried every means to climb on the bed, Xie Shi kept a tight guard and kept it from climbing.
One person, one cat started a fierce fight, and they fought hundreds of times every day. After fighting, it came to winter, when it snowed, the ground was full of silver clothes, and Xie Shi's bamboo house was also covered by snow.
Xie Shi didn't bother to go out in winter, and was with the garden full of snow all day long. The big monster might be afraid that he would have psychological problems after staying for so long, so he went out and caught a little squirrel for him.
The hibernating little monster was held in the tabby cat's mouth, its eyes widened in horror, it wanted to scream but didn't dare to scream, shivering into a ball.
Xie Shi: "..."
No matter what, it was the kindness of the big monster, and Xie Shi couldn't blame it. He let the little squirrel go back, then touched the tabby cat's head, and said to it: "Don't do this in the future."
A tabby cat becomes a human.
Xie Shi lived with the cat-shaped monster for a long time, and this was the first time he had recovered his human body.
The big monster looked at him seriously: "You are always bored in the room alone, don't you feel lonely?"
Xie Shi didn't have many friends. He used to have a few human friends, but as they left one by one, he still didn't change. He could only watch his friends buried in the soil and gradually turned into a handful of mud, which only added to the sadness.
Man's life span is too short, just a blink of a finger, but God's life span is so long that it seems to be boundless.
He has never been friends with human beings since then. Even if he wandered around the world when he had nothing to do, went to teahouses to listen to books, and chatted with people who listened to books, he never had a heart-to-heart relationship with anyone.
Xie Shi's friends are the grass under the eaves, the flowing wind, and the changing clouds in the sky.
"I'm used to it. Besides, I'm not considered a person. I still have..." Xie Shi thought about it, but still said the sentence in full, "I still have a cat."
The big monster walked up to him and tentatively raised his hand.
This monster used to raise his hand either to tear something apart or to kill someone. This is the first time he wants to touch someone. He looks calm, but in fact he is so nervous that he doesn't know what to do. , put down his strength again and again, and carefully stuck to Xie Shi's face, for fear of breaking this person.
Xie Shi did not hide.
The big monster put away his sharp nails, rubbed the skin with his fingertips, and said after a while, "I see."
The big monster didn't pick up the little monster or anything else at home, and when the snow had accumulated a thick layer, he wanted to build a snowman, but no matter how big a snowball he rolled, the tabby cat would come over push away.
Xie Shi saw it chasing snowballs all over the ground, and suddenly laughed: "I remembered, I haven't named you yet."
He knew that the tabby cat was a big monster, so he never named the cat, and he didn't think he needed a name for a big monster, and he never thought of naming one for himself.
The tabby fiddled with the ball: "Meow?"
Xie Shi smiled and said, "I'll call you Xue Zhui, it matches your white hair."
Big monster: "Anything you want."
The big monster replied casually, but when Xie Shi called the cat, it answered, and when he called the person, he also answered.
Whether it's a cat or a demon, he won't change his name if he believes in it.
After several winters and springs, Xie Shi is still with the big monster.
Xue Zhui thinks this is very important, but the custom of being together with monsters is not a custom, only people have three books and six rituals. They were familiar with each other and were beaten by the white tiger, but the unreasonable big white tiger beat them again, forcing the group of big monsters to put on matchmaker clothes and come to Xie Shixia to hire them.
The five big and three thick big monsters are wearing red matchmaker costumes and make-up that can ward off evil spirits, which is more terrifying than any other scene.
Xie Shi accepted the gift dumbfounded. According to human customs, they could not meet before they got married. Finally, a few monsters had a chance to retaliate. Picking carefully selected flowers: "Waiting for me to marry you."
Xie Shi bent his eyes: "Married?"
Xue Zhui changed his words without thinking: "Waiting for me to marry you."
Xie Shi wrapped his arms around his neck and looked at him tenderly: "It's still not right."
Seeing him like this, Xue Zhui had a hard time controlling her heartbeat, and her voice couldn't help but tense: "I'm waiting for me to come and unite with you forever."
"Okay," Xie Shi kissed his forehead, "I'll wait."
This is a once-in-a-lifetime event, Xue Zhui has to do everything by himself, even the banquet table is by himself, of course, he doesn't know how to cook at this time, the monsters from all walks of life who were forced to come to the wedding banquet saw The table was full of food and drink comparable to arsenic. He didn't dare to be angry or speak up. He struggled to maintain a smile. After eating a stomach full of poison, he covered his stomach with a disheveled face and walked away.
Before leaving, he was oppressed by the big monster to give him a congratulatory gift.
The big monster didn't see their abnormality, thinking that he was very successful in cooking, and it would be cheap for them to eat for this group of monsters. They happily carried the fish soup prepared for Xie Shi separately, and entered the bridal chamber.
Xie Shi didn't know, he vomited after taking a bite: "What is this?"
The big monster took a closer look at his face, swallowed his original boast, and pretended not to know, and said nonchalantly: "The cook I invited here made it, why, isn't it delicious?"
"Why did you invite someone over?" Xie Shi weakly drank water to rinse his mouth, "Did you offend someone again, so angry that others want to poison you and die with you?"
Xue Zhui: "..."
"No, no." The big monster stammered with guilt, "I am very polite. Isn't today the day we get married? Let's not talk about this, let's talk about something else."
"What else?"
Relying on instinct, the big monster hazily pushed Xie Shi down, covered him, and said in a low voice, "Why do people always say that a moment of Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold? I don't quite understand, Xie Shi, can you teach me?"
Xie Shi: "Well..."
The bed curtain was lowered, and the big monster specially redecorated the bamboo house before getting married, and faint demon fires hung on the walls on all sides.
Those demon fires were extinguished together.
……
Xie Shi opened his eyes, facing the big monster squatting beside the bed.
The big monster resented her husband: "I have called you for a long time, why do you keep ignoring me?"
When Xie Shi saw the tail behind him, his expression changed for a second: "Can you put your tail away?"
"What's wrong with this seat's tail?" Xue Zhui subconsciously replied, and then became angry again, "A man as big as this seat is here, you don't look at this seat, but look at this seat's tail?"
Xie Shi: "..."
It's so big that there are no wonders, there are still monsters in the world who are jealous of their own tails.
The author has something to say: Big Monster: How!Didn't you see it now!
Guess what the big monster did with his tail (.
Xie Shi: "..."
Xie Shi felt that there must be something wrong with this monster, and he no longer wanted to fight with him to break the blood contract, but actually wanted to cut off his sleeve, even a cross-species sleeve.
Even if he was a god, he never thought that he would encounter such a situation. He was silent for a long time, and asked with a complicated mood: "Did you eat something you shouldn't eat?"
The big monster replied displeasedly: "Do you think I am a three-year-old child?"
"In that case..." Xie Shi said sincerely, "Then I really can't understand why you have such an idea."
"It's okay, I don't understand either." The big monster raised his chin lazily, tilted his head slightly, locked his blood-red vertical pupils firmly, and said in a calm tone, "I don't understand, you are obviously so hateful, why do I see you?" I will still be happy to see you.”
They have lived together for three years. During these three years, Xie Shi's bamboo house has been demolished countless times, and the character of this big monster has not changed much. What a monster.
Xie Shi tapped his hand with the bamboo fan: "Sit down and talk."
"..." The big monster frowned ferociously, as if he wanted to have an attack, but he was reluctant to endure it, and adjusted his posture resentfully.
"What's wrong with mating with me?" The big monster was very dissatisfied with Xie Shi's rejection, "Is this seat not good-looking, or not tall? Or not strong?"
Xie Shi's eyebrows twitched: "...don't let me hear these two words."
"Success, then you have sex with me."
"Not this one either!"
"Why is it so troublesome?" the big monster frowned and pondered. He didn't know much about this kind of thing. What he heard and heard was what those captured by him told him when they begged for mercy. After thinking for a long time, he finally came up with an elegant one. , said triumphantly, "You will go to Wushan together with me."
"..."
Xie Shi's answer was to drive the big monster out.
He taught the white tiger many things, and also taught him many spells. Even if he no longer connected with the blood bond, no one could deceive him.
The big monster didn't understand why he failed, but he didn't think about giving up. He thought hard for several days, and decided to learn how others mate... No, how did he agree to mate.
He listened to the story in the teahouse in the world, and felt that he had learned it, so he went back to thank him with high spirits.
He neither turned into a scholar and met Xie Shi like in the monster story book, nor pretended to be a beautiful girl, but turned into a dying milk cat.
A tabby cat with the same stripes as a white tiger.
Although Xie Shi broke the blood contract with him, he was not fooled by his obvious illusion, and went out to play without looking at the little milk cat lying in front of the door.
The big monster was so angry that it got up and chased him, then lay down, Xie Shi made another detour, it continued to chase, and after repeated several times, Xie Shi chose to fly away.
The big monster sharpened its claws on the ground bitterly.
Xie Shi can get around for a while, but not for a lifetime. Since then, there are more tabby cats hanging in various places at the door of Xie Shi's house.
When Xie goes out, it lies in front of the door, when Xie waters the flowers, it hangs on the fence, when it rains, when Xie has nothing to do to listen to the rain, it hangs upside down in front of the window, racking its brains to occupy Xie Shi Sight.
After a long time, I sometimes feel surprised when I don’t see it when I thank you.
Seeing it in front of the door again, Xie Shi laughed helplessly, and finally bent down to pick up the tabby cat.
He knew who the cat was, and the cat knew he knew it, but they both tacitly pretended not to know.
This cat always looked pitiful and dying. Xie Shi knew it was fake, but he couldn't bear to see it half-dead, so he got some food for it. Unexpectedly, this cat was quite picky, so he insisted on feeding it. , or do not eat.
Xie Shi patted it on the head, for the sake of it hanging on the southeast branch for so many days, he endured it for now.
The tabby cat lived there.
The kitten tried every means to climb on the bed, Xie Shi kept a tight guard and kept it from climbing.
One person, one cat started a fierce fight, and they fought hundreds of times every day. After fighting, it came to winter, when it snowed, the ground was full of silver clothes, and Xie Shi's bamboo house was also covered by snow.
Xie Shi didn't bother to go out in winter, and was with the garden full of snow all day long. The big monster might be afraid that he would have psychological problems after staying for so long, so he went out and caught a little squirrel for him.
The hibernating little monster was held in the tabby cat's mouth, its eyes widened in horror, it wanted to scream but didn't dare to scream, shivering into a ball.
Xie Shi: "..."
No matter what, it was the kindness of the big monster, and Xie Shi couldn't blame it. He let the little squirrel go back, then touched the tabby cat's head, and said to it: "Don't do this in the future."
A tabby cat becomes a human.
Xie Shi lived with the cat-shaped monster for a long time, and this was the first time he had recovered his human body.
The big monster looked at him seriously: "You are always bored in the room alone, don't you feel lonely?"
Xie Shi didn't have many friends. He used to have a few human friends, but as they left one by one, he still didn't change. He could only watch his friends buried in the soil and gradually turned into a handful of mud, which only added to the sadness.
Man's life span is too short, just a blink of a finger, but God's life span is so long that it seems to be boundless.
He has never been friends with human beings since then. Even if he wandered around the world when he had nothing to do, went to teahouses to listen to books, and chatted with people who listened to books, he never had a heart-to-heart relationship with anyone.
Xie Shi's friends are the grass under the eaves, the flowing wind, and the changing clouds in the sky.
"I'm used to it. Besides, I'm not considered a person. I still have..." Xie Shi thought about it, but still said the sentence in full, "I still have a cat."
The big monster walked up to him and tentatively raised his hand.
This monster used to raise his hand either to tear something apart or to kill someone. This is the first time he wants to touch someone. He looks calm, but in fact he is so nervous that he doesn't know what to do. , put down his strength again and again, and carefully stuck to Xie Shi's face, for fear of breaking this person.
Xie Shi did not hide.
The big monster put away his sharp nails, rubbed the skin with his fingertips, and said after a while, "I see."
The big monster didn't pick up the little monster or anything else at home, and when the snow had accumulated a thick layer, he wanted to build a snowman, but no matter how big a snowball he rolled, the tabby cat would come over push away.
Xie Shi saw it chasing snowballs all over the ground, and suddenly laughed: "I remembered, I haven't named you yet."
He knew that the tabby cat was a big monster, so he never named the cat, and he didn't think he needed a name for a big monster, and he never thought of naming one for himself.
The tabby fiddled with the ball: "Meow?"
Xie Shi smiled and said, "I'll call you Xue Zhui, it matches your white hair."
Big monster: "Anything you want."
The big monster replied casually, but when Xie Shi called the cat, it answered, and when he called the person, he also answered.
Whether it's a cat or a demon, he won't change his name if he believes in it.
After several winters and springs, Xie Shi is still with the big monster.
Xue Zhui thinks this is very important, but the custom of being together with monsters is not a custom, only people have three books and six rituals. They were familiar with each other and were beaten by the white tiger, but the unreasonable big white tiger beat them again, forcing the group of big monsters to put on matchmaker clothes and come to Xie Shixia to hire them.
The five big and three thick big monsters are wearing red matchmaker costumes and make-up that can ward off evil spirits, which is more terrifying than any other scene.
Xie Shi accepted the gift dumbfounded. According to human customs, they could not meet before they got married. Finally, a few monsters had a chance to retaliate. Picking carefully selected flowers: "Waiting for me to marry you."
Xie Shi bent his eyes: "Married?"
Xue Zhui changed his words without thinking: "Waiting for me to marry you."
Xie Shi wrapped his arms around his neck and looked at him tenderly: "It's still not right."
Seeing him like this, Xue Zhui had a hard time controlling her heartbeat, and her voice couldn't help but tense: "I'm waiting for me to come and unite with you forever."
"Okay," Xie Shi kissed his forehead, "I'll wait."
This is a once-in-a-lifetime event, Xue Zhui has to do everything by himself, even the banquet table is by himself, of course, he doesn't know how to cook at this time, the monsters from all walks of life who were forced to come to the wedding banquet saw The table was full of food and drink comparable to arsenic. He didn't dare to be angry or speak up. He struggled to maintain a smile. After eating a stomach full of poison, he covered his stomach with a disheveled face and walked away.
Before leaving, he was oppressed by the big monster to give him a congratulatory gift.
The big monster didn't see their abnormality, thinking that he was very successful in cooking, and it would be cheap for them to eat for this group of monsters. They happily carried the fish soup prepared for Xie Shi separately, and entered the bridal chamber.
Xie Shi didn't know, he vomited after taking a bite: "What is this?"
The big monster took a closer look at his face, swallowed his original boast, and pretended not to know, and said nonchalantly: "The cook I invited here made it, why, isn't it delicious?"
"Why did you invite someone over?" Xie Shi weakly drank water to rinse his mouth, "Did you offend someone again, so angry that others want to poison you and die with you?"
Xue Zhui: "..."
"No, no." The big monster stammered with guilt, "I am very polite. Isn't today the day we get married? Let's not talk about this, let's talk about something else."
"What else?"
Relying on instinct, the big monster hazily pushed Xie Shi down, covered him, and said in a low voice, "Why do people always say that a moment of Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold? I don't quite understand, Xie Shi, can you teach me?"
Xie Shi: "Well..."
The bed curtain was lowered, and the big monster specially redecorated the bamboo house before getting married, and faint demon fires hung on the walls on all sides.
Those demon fires were extinguished together.
……
Xie Shi opened his eyes, facing the big monster squatting beside the bed.
The big monster resented her husband: "I have called you for a long time, why do you keep ignoring me?"
When Xie Shi saw the tail behind him, his expression changed for a second: "Can you put your tail away?"
"What's wrong with this seat's tail?" Xue Zhui subconsciously replied, and then became angry again, "A man as big as this seat is here, you don't look at this seat, but look at this seat's tail?"
Xie Shi: "..."
It's so big that there are no wonders, there are still monsters in the world who are jealous of their own tails.
The author has something to say: Big Monster: How!Didn't you see it now!
Guess what the big monster did with his tail (.
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