Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

[The tail in August is a Virgo, and the beating in September is still a Virgo]

I don't know who was lucky enough to witness this shocking scene of weeping ghosts and gods when they passed by the lounge. Anyway, when Ye Lan told herself thousands of times to be optimistic, strong and brave, and then ready to start the first day of work, the whole The nerds from the department came to express their condolences to Ye Lan, and at the same time expressed their admiration for Ye Lan like a torrential river, saying that Xiao Lanlan, you will always live in the hearts of our nerds, just like Teacher Cang...

Ever since, Ye Lan became a god in one battle.

When Ye Lan went to work the next day, the departments next door also passed by the programming department where the otaku gathered, intentionally or unintentionally glanced at Ye Lan's seat.Especially when Ye Lan was found to be a cute guy, more girls passed by...

Originally decadent homeboys who couldn't extricate themselves in the ocean of writing programs and developing games, because of the high attention of various passer-by girls, instantly changed their appearances one by one, with a new look, dressed like beasts, and made the entire program department a vibrant atmosphere.Even Chi Mu was taken aback by this, and the team leader said that it was really all thanks to Xiao Lanlan!

The work of the newcomers who have just arrived for a few days is equivalent to doing odd jobs, yes, it is doing odd jobs.Help make coffee, help print and copy, help proofread and test new programs, and help write a small program or something... However, the senior nerds said that these small things should be handed over to the other newcomers. Our little Lanlan only needs to Responsible for the beautiful and beautiful program department, and... If you get the late boss in minutes, it will be completely OK!

Ye Lan said depressedly that she was not OK!Obviously the last one is very bad, okay?Since the last time he narrowly escaped... Chi Mu's attitude towards him has always been only two words: Completely ignore!Do you dare to make the legendary gold finger so thick that it shines!

At this time, the team leader called out again from a distance: "Xiaoye! Come here, hurry up and send this document to the supervisor's office..."

Following the group leader's affectionate call, the other seniors threw insults at the situation one after another, "Hey! I still have a copy of this month's summary here, so let's send it along, saving the cost of two trips!"

"Hey, I have one here too!"

"Xiao Lanlan, look here, look here!!"

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Senior otaku seniors said that as a programmer, the liberal arts are really bad, and the monthly summary is simply tormented. The Virgo late boss does not allow typos, and even the punctuation marks are wrong!The format must be the same!The fixed value of the indented paragraph spacing of the first line of Song Dynasty No. [-]!Every time the summary is handed in, it is simply a bloody massacre!So...Let's leave it to the beautiful Xiao Lanlan!Xiao Lanlan, good boy, I invite you to dinner tonight...

So Ye Lan took no less than four or five minutes of documents and prepared to attack... No, he was sent to his death. He just gave the washed clothes and cups to Chi Mu. With a shirt and a clean coffee cup, he wobbled and walked to Chi Mu's office... Biao asked how the young master got the clothes!I won't tell you that I snatched it from Auntie Cleaning!What a shame!

"Ye Lan, let me get it for you." Yan Jingran had noticed Ye Lan before... No, it should be from the moment Ye Lan approached the office, his eyes were glued to Ye Lan and he couldn't take it off.

Ye Lan with crooked eyes smiling when saying hello, Ye Lan who is reckless when pouring water, Ye Lan who pouts pitifully when running errands... Yan Jingran suddenly felt that Ye Lan was holding him so firmly His eyeballs... He hadn't noticed it before, and even Ye Lan's reckless little moves that he couldn't stand before were extraordinarily charming, and he didn't feel stupid but rather cute when he stumbled while walking...

Yan Jingran was a little confused, his feelings for Ye Lan turned out to be deeper than he imagined.Just like the two of them passing by now, Ye Lan had already spoken clearly on the day of the interview, but seeing Ye Lan take a lot of things, he still couldn't help but want to share a little... In fact, he couldn't help it I took it all for Ye Lan.

Ye Lan was already ready to die, but unexpectedly, a scumbag came out on the way, took the documents and walked forward without any explanation, Ye Lan looked at the remaining cup and shirt in his hand... "Yan Jingran you At least leave me a copy, don't make me go to strike up a conversation!"

Speaking of which, why is the scumbag so weird recently? He ran over to help him when he was doing things, and came over to help him get a cup when he was pouring water... He was courteous for nothing, hmph!Ye Lan had no choice but to reluctantly follow Yan Jingran, and waited for Yan Jingran to return the things to him at the door of the office, but Ye Lan was dumbfounded when she saw Yan Jingran knock on the door and go in... Damn!He just said it!Sure enough, the scumbag just wants to show his courtesy to Chi Mu!

When Ye Lan was dawdling at the door to see if she needed to go in... Yan Jingran had already come out.Ye Lan was stunned: "So fast?!" Yan Jingran shook the returned document in his hand: "Boss said to rewrite everything..." Ye Lan: "..." That's too cruel, but luckily the trial period only lasted three months. Write a summary.

So Chi Mu looked up and saw Ye Lan stuck in the middle of the office door and staring at the newcomer who just came out. Can you change this habit of always being stuck in the middle of the door, no wonder it feels like being caught in the door every day ... "If you want to come in, come in, if you don't come in, go out. The probationary period is very busy, right? I help people with summaries all day long. From now on, I will hand in the summary every half a month during the probationary period."

So Yan Jingran went out, and Ye Lan... came in with trepidation.Although she has been running here for the past few days, every time Ye Lan enters the door, she will always be blinded by the clean and shiny floor of the office.

Ye Lan vomited secretly in her heart, the young master is really a crow's mouth!Isn't the summary every half a month really telling him to die? ! ... In other words, Master Guangqiu, I beg you not to show up suddenly this time, and let the master smear Chi Mu's face with your own saliva, okay!

"What's the matter?" Chi Mu quickly lowered his head after Ye Lan came in, pretending to look at the new game software seriously...

Hey, no, why did he act like a sneaky thief with a guilty conscience?So Chi Mu raised his head again with a "swish", and looked at Ye Lan domineeringly... Ye Lan's eyes were always bright, very beautiful, Chi Mu's eyes met Ye Lan's cautious eyes, and suddenly Involuntarily became softer.

Ye Lan was taken aback by Chi Mu's quick head up, big brother, can we not be surprised... Thinking of the purpose of my visit, Ye Lan had to falteringly hand the cup and clothes to Chi Mu: "That... I'm sorry about the last time, I washed the clothes and the cup... It's really clean! It's guaranteed to be the same as the new one!"

When I met Chi Mu for the second time, Ye Lan was really embarrassed to spray Chi Mu, who was seriously obsessed with cleanliness, because of some damn crazy black Virgo plan. The matter of Mu's cleanliness, and I heard that Chi Mu rushed to the company's gym that day, took a shower for an entire hour, and rubbed his skin to pieces.

Chi Mu looked at the clothes and the cup in Ye Lan's hands and raised his eyebrows. It looked really clean, but... "Didn't I throw away the clothes?"

Ye Lan pursed her lips and planned to beat him to death without saying anything.Seeing Ye Lan's sad and indignant expression, Chi Mu's mouth twitched, and finally decided to let Ye Lan go mercifully: "Put the things out here, and hand in your half-month summary report tomorrow, by the way From now on, every newcomer will hand in a piece of software or plan something before the end of the trial period, and please go out and announce it.”

Ye Lan stood there petrified... Why didn't the young master spray you in the face last time!

Seeing Ye Lan not going out, Chi Mu smiled even more, and showed two small canine teeth towards the petrified Ye Lan: "Is there anything else? I remember that I have finished explaining the tasks that should be said, or I Think again?"

"Uh heh heh, I remembered that my summary hasn't been written yet, and the software hasn't been conceived yet, so I'm leaving first! Goodbye, supervisor!" Ye Lan flashed out of the office at a whirlwind speed, and heard Chi Mu say when the door was closed A "it doesn't matter".What did Ye Lan, whose reflex arc was longer than his legs, mean it was okay? ? ? ...Forget it, if you don't leave, you will really lose your bones!

Chi Mu stretched out his hands to straighten Ye Lan's clothes and cups that were crookedly placed on the table, and said that it seemed... not bad.

Ye Lan ran to pass on the orders just given by the big BOSS to the newcomers who came with him. The newcomers who had been summed up once in half a month were completely knocked out again. They were wailing, when they heard the group leader full of anger Someone said, "921 is coming soon, I just came to remind everyone!"

"What's wrong with 921?" Ye Lan tilted her head, but a group of seniors replied in unison: "It's late boss' birthday!"

Ye Lan: "..." Oh hehe, he forgot that September is the season of Virgo!So... "What are you doing late for Big Boss' birthday?"

The senior who just asked Ye Lan to bring the summary leaned over with a look of resentment: "Boss Chi's birthday is nonsense, and he is going to celebrate his birthday! That day, Boss Chi was so happy to eat and play! And according to the rules summarized by the seniors, Handing in the summary that day is the day with the highest pass rate!"

"That counts?" Ye Lan stared dumbfounded at the senior who found a "line chart of the summary pass rate of all departments" from a lot of files on the computer desktop, which was comparable to the trend chart of the stock market!

"Don't say I didn't remind you, the boss of 921 Chi is in a good mood, so you have to behave well!" The senior continued to pass on his experience proudly.

It's really a word to wake up the ball in the dream! !Ye Lan heard the voice of the ball of light that didn't come out to make trouble after the last incident rang excitedly in her mind: "Ah! I think of our next plan! It's at 921!"

Ah... the young master is going to die again... Ye Lan thought silently... let the young master live for a few more days and you will die... TT.TT