Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

"Little Jane~ What are you doing?" Ye Lan blinked at Jianzhang who was lying on the bed with ill intentions. Facing Erye Jianzhang, who knew what he was asking, his face turned red, and he stretched out his hand to the red-faced Daddy next to him. Ye Yizhao, it's not this bastard!Knowing that Erye and the others were coming today, they bullied him violently yesterday!As a result, he couldn't even get out of bed today!The more Jian Zhang thought about it, the more his heart became more and more congested, and he struggled to get up as soon as the quilt was lifted.

As a result, this lift exposed a bunch of bruises on the brochure. Although he was wearing clothes, according to Ye Yan's crime style, he wanted to sign and stamp the brochure all over his body, so no matter how he wore the clothes, he couldn't cover it. It's almost the same as not wearing it.

Ye Lan's eyes lit up, Emma, ​​I didn't expect her brother to be so fierce!Under Ye Lan's flickering eyes, Jian Zhang blushed so badly that he lost all his clothes, grabbed the quilt and wanted to bury himself, but Ye Lan stepped forward and put his hand on Jian Zhang's stomach.

"Wow! It's been a few months for Xiaojian?!" Ye Lan touched Jianzhang's slightly protruding belly, feeling soft, Ye Lan's eyes lit up, "Little Jane, are you going to be a father?! It must be, Jane, do you like spicy food or sour food recently?"

Before everyone could react from Ye Lan's strange brain circuit, Erye was already too excited, "Little Jane, let's make a baby kiss! If they are all boys in the future, we will let them have sex! If they are all girls, then Fuck it! If it's a man and a woman, let them be brothers and sisters!"

Jianzhang stretched out his hand and slapped Daye's face hard again: This bastard made him eat and eat all day long, and now he even ate his stomach!Goodbye to the good figure before, he wants to lose weight and go on a hunger strike!Refuse to be a piggy!Start today!

Daye pulled Erye's hand and directly wrapped the brochure with the quilt, anxious: "It's hard to get some meat!"It was all ruined by Erye!Now I really want to jump up and beat Erye directly in the face, but if I can't beat Chi Mu, I'll forget it...QAQ's fleshy touch...

Chi Mu brought back his wild rabbit with a sorry face, but still couldn't grasp the point and said, "Why, you want to have one yourself too?" But let Erye give birth to a litter of rabbits? It works, maybe with some cutting-edge technology?Chi Mu began to think about the possibility.

Ye Lan was blushed by Chi Mu and said, "If I don't want to give birth, it's you who give birth!"

Chi Mu's face darkened, "Huh?"

Ye Lan hesitated for a second: "I live, I live."

So the furious Daye decided that the two were coming to find fault, and threw them out very seriously, and later scolded his brother and Chi Mu three hundred all over.

Chi Mu led Ye Lan, who was angry at Daye for driving them out all the way, and walked home slowly, and handed over a [-]-word application letter plus a letter of guarantee to Dad Ye to redeem Ye Lan from Ye's house. , and now the two live in Chi Mu's apartment openly and aboveboard, glanced at Erye next to him who was still depressed, Chi Mu said slowly, "Do you really want a child?"

"Huh?" Ye Lan had an expression of "Marshal Chi, you don't have a high IQ today", remembering the shocking remarks just now, Chi Mu probably got a wrong idea, Ye Lan quickly shook his head, Marshal Chi, don't let yourself get caught up!

Chi Mu obviously felt Ye Lan's contempt, and was too lazy to argue with the rabbit, so he took Ye Lan's hand and walked forward silently. After walking a few steps, Ye Lan touched his nose and whispered, "I just I feel that if there is no child, my dad and Chi dad..."

Ye Lan stood still, her father wanted to hug his grandson so much before, even though Mu Mu and Tuanzi are two stupid and careless rabbits, his father is still a precious baby, presumably Chi's father is the same...

Chi Mu stretched out his hand to touch Ye Lan's dejected little head, and raised the corners of his lips to reveal two small canine teeth, "It's okay, there will always be a way." The idea of ​​the two fathers wanting to hug their grandson didn't happen overnight, maybe they can consider it in the future Going to adopt one, Chi Mu pulled Ye Lan and wanted to continue walking, but he didn't pull, and turned his head.Seeing Ye Lan's resentment, "Chi Mu, you wouldn't secretly have a baby outside, would you?! Otherwise, why are you always talking about the baby today... oh!"

Ye Lan got a chestnut from Chi Mu before she finished speaking, clutching her sore forehead and yelling, "Recently you've been hitting me on the head at every turn, and you don't like smooth hair anymore! There must be something wrong, hey, don't tell me I won't leave... Hey, hey, you don't want to be dragged! You're not being reasonable, you're cheating!"

It is clear that he is unreasonable and still says he is unreasonable?Facing Ye Lan's brain hole that was getting bigger and bigger, Chi Mu was also drunk. With a dark face, he dragged Ye Lan into the elevator, and when the elevator door closed, he lowered his head and kissed the chattering little rabbit, expressing that it was very necessary to put Ye Lan in the elevator. The little rabbit pressed the bed to punish him, and by the way, he showed his determination not to go out and give birth to cubs.

"Every time you can't say it, dare you try another way!" Ye Lan's legs had already weakened, and she blushed and yelled to gain momentum, but Chi Mu grabbed her and opened the door, took off her clothes, and walked to the door. Throwing it on the bed from the bedroom, Ye Lan firmly grabbed Chi Mu's arm, "Brother! Talk about something! Brother, you must remember that you are a clean freak... a Virgo with an attitude and a thoughtful attitude!"

Expecting that the soft touch of the bed would not come for a long time, Ye Lan looked at Chi Mu with a confused face. Unexpectedly, Chi Mu looked at the bed with a stiff face. Could it be that Mu Mu and Tuanzi peed on the bed again?Otherwise, Chi Mu will have a ghostly look on his face?Ye Lan turned her head and saw that she fell directly to the ground, "Chi Mu, you really gave birth to two children secretly outside!"

"I didn't..." Chi Mu was also surprised.

"Sophistry! Then where did these two babies come from?! Could it be that I gave birth to them?!" Ye Lan jumped up from the ground in a rage, pointing at the bed as if she wanted to fight Chi Mu to the death.

There were two nurses lying on the bed, one had a tender pink face and a piece of green vegetable leaf in its mouth, and a pair of big grape-like eyes looked at Chi Mu and Ye Lan flickeringly. The baby is not that white, her head looks like she is about to fall asleep, and she has an undisguised expression of disgust towards the noisy Ye Lan.

A good boy hates people at such a young age? !Ye Lan was about to vomit blood from anger, and really wanted to step forward to beat someone, but when she saw the big wet eyes of the pink and tender child next to her, Ye Lan's heart softened, and the pink and tender child took two steps He stretched out his hand and pulled up the pants of Chi Mu who was standing by the bed, and softly called out: "Daddy, hug me." Then the green vegetable leaves in the drunk fell on the bed sheet with a slobber...

"Chi Mu! It really belongs to you! My master fought with you today!" Ye Lan's eyes turned red, and the pink and tender child tugged at Ye Lan's pants again, and said glutinously, "Little Baba, hug me!" hug."

This time it was Ye Lan's turn to be dumbfounded. Looking at the wet eyes of the child, she reached out and hugged him in her arms. Looking at the child on the bed and then at the one in her arms, Ye Lan had a bad premonition. .On the other hand, Chi Mu looked at the vegetable leaves on the bed, especially the one covered with saliva when the child fell off the bed just now, his face was already blackened.

Ye Lan was thinking wildly, when the child in his arms bit her chest, a tingling sensation surprised Ye Lan, the child sucked the red beans on Ye Lan's chest again, and looked up at Ye Lan with a puzzled face, " Little Papa doesn't taste good here, but why does Big Papa always like to bite here?"

Ye Lan was about to smoke, she put the child on the bed and rushed towards Chi Mu, "I'll let you keep doing things in front of Mu Mu and Tuanzi!! All good little rabbits are spoiled by you!" The facts are clear, the two children on the bed are Mu Mu and Tuanzi... I didn't expect that they are really rabbit spirits!

Hong Guoguo's Ye Lan pounced on Chi Mu's body was purely a thunderbolt, a complete look for abuse... Chi Mu stretched out his hand to hook Ye Lan's narrow waist, glanced at the two rabbits on the bed, and was still resolute. Carried him to the guest room...

"Hmm... bastard, slow down... don't, don't bump into that..." Ye Lan grabbed the bed sheet and Chi Mu turned over and kissed him fiercely. She couldn't restrain her trembling. When she raised her eyes, she saw the edge of the bed. The two baby babies that suddenly appeared... "Ow!" Ye Lan screamed and kicked Chi Mu off the bed, grabbed the quilt and wrapped herself up like a caterpillar...

Mu Mu showed a disgusted expression, "Idiot, you were so loud just now that I fell asleep."

Ye Lan shamelessly gave Chi Mu a paw who had just climbed onto the bed. Chi Mu had a black face wrapped in a bath towel and went out with a cub in one hand. Each of them stuffed a handful of carrots before sending the two kids away. Wanting to go back to the house to continue, Ye Lan has already locked the door... Chi Mu knocked on the door, but there was no movement inside, so with a dark face, he decided to have a good chat with the two stupid rabbits about life.

The next few days were in a hurry. Looking at the wet water on the bed, Chi Mu, who planned to be a good father, finally couldn't bear it anymore. He was about to go out with two innocent-looking bastards beside him. Ye Lan hurriedly stopped him, " Hey, don't be impulsive! Isn't it just bedwetting? Who doesn't wet the bed for such a small child! Calm down, brother, you have to remember that you are a calm little Huya!"

"You want to go together?" Chi Mu flashed his calm little tiger teeth, Ye Lan shrank his neck in fear, watching Chi Mu go out, the expression of Marshal Chi looked like he was about to kill someone!You shouldn't be so mad at the two, right? !What to do? !

As a result, after waiting for a while, Chi Mu still didn't come back. Ye Lan was so anxious that she still didn't answer the phone call. Could it be that she really killed her baby? !The motive of committing the crime has taken up the time of committing the crime!What to do? !

Just when Ye Lan was about to go out to search, Chi Mu came back. Seeing that the two little rabbits hadn't come back, Ye Lan grabbed Chi Mu's collar, but was kissed by Chi Mu. After struggling for a long time, he was still picked up. Light was thrown on the bed, Ye Lan grabbed Chi Mu's ears and retreated, "Wait a while! Where are Mu Mu and Tuanzi?!"

"Throw it to the old man." Chi Mu grabbed Ye Lan's two hands and placed them on his shoulders, pressing the back of Ye Lan's head to deepen the kiss, which seemed a little hurried.Finally, the two demon kings were sent away. Of course, they didn't tell the old man that they were in the refined form of rabbits, so they said they were adopted. In the end, the old man happily hugged them and didn't let go.

Ye Lan was dizzy from being kissed, and rubbed her arms around Chi Mu's shoulders involuntarily. Since she was caught by Mu Mu and Tuanzi last time, the two of them rarely kissed each other. After all, they were kissed by two pairs of big black eyes. Looking at it, there is a feeling of doing something bad.It is rare for Ye Lan to actively cooperate with Chi Mu's movements...

... The mobile phone placed by the bed rang very inappropriately. Chi Mu looked at the call from the old man and resisted the urge to throw the mobile phone out of the window to answer the call, and then he heard Papa Ye roaring: "You bastard, what the hell are you teaching two people?" What's wrong with the baby?! Kissing at such a young age is still a boy! Hurry up and get back, you bastard, I promise I won't beat you to death! Erye will move back to live with me tomorrow!"

Chi Mu stroked his forehead feebly, why did Ye Lan send two rabbits for her birthday when she was full and had nothing to do? !

The author has something to say: I am so tired of coding in the middle of the night, it is over, good night~