Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

[Ask how much you can worry about, my mother has already agreed]

The team leader led a group of nerds to sit upright in the lobby of Ye's house, adhering to the principle that if you lose your momentum in a group fight, you can't lose your head. The nerds also brought in two girls from the next door department to cheer them on.

"By the way, why doesn't the big boss come with us? Remote operation is really a real man?" The otaku on the side was shaking like a dog nervously.

"Little bitch, be careful that the big boss cuts you down. In Journey to the West, aren't the little monsters the ones who catch first? This is called the good show later!" The experienced seniors followed suit.

"You mean the big boss is an old monster?" The mansion asked back.

"What you said makes sense, but I'm speechless." The senior said that he would infer other things from one example, but the junior really wanted to slap him to death on the beach.

The team leader squinted at the group of otaku who kept muttering, "Director Chi sent a text message saying that Xiao Lanlan and the others are already on their way back, please cheer me up and bring out the high IQ, high-quality, Come on with high taste!"

A group of nerds picked out guys after hearing the words... They couldn't stop reading comics, the dog licked the screen, the big man with his feet smirked, played cards with great joy, and Ma You carried a set of mahjong with him...

The team leader looked at the vicious and frenzied otaku, and suddenly felt that it was a wise decision for Ye's father to let Xiao Lanlan resign before he learned to be bad.

So as soon as Father Ye came home, he received a warm welcome. Father Ye took the flowers and fruits brought by the homeboys, rejected the hugs and kisses from the team leader, and picked out a few cherries for his two grandchildren, one black and one white. Dad squinted his eyes and looked at the group leader who was leading a group of otaku who were trying to pretend to be fierce, and who also smiled very kindly.

After a while, Father Ye turned around and smashed an apple on Ye Lan unexpectedly, "Nail, oh! This man looks as old as your father and me, but he dares to say that he is the same age as Ye Yan?!" It's fine if you like men, if you like It turned out to be such an old man with a fat body and a fat face!You are blind!It's not as good as a male rabbit who can give birth. In such a comparison, Jianzhang's child is simply a fairy!

Ye Lan let out a hey, caught the apple that had hit her head and fell down, took a bite, and ran to the team leader side to explain, "Dad, what are you talking about, this is my team leader, he usually treats me very well Well, I even have a son, but I’m only in my 30s, Chi Mu...he didn’t come today.” When I received Chi Mu’s message in the morning, I thought Chi Mu would come too... Although I asked Chi Mu to come Don't come, but always feel a little lost?Ye Lan shook her head and showed her white teeth to the seniors.

"Hmph!" Papa Ye snorted, his eyes lit up when he saw so many people in the room, and his hands were itchy after not playing mahjong for a long time, "Thank you for coming to visit today, or let's play mahjong together!"

Ye Lan said Dad, you are really outspoken and shameless. The team leader who was strongly disgusted by Ye's father just now thought it was a good idea, so he agreed immediately, and got the strong support of all the nerds. The atmosphere of playing mahjong is the best , maybe chatting and chatting without delaying the big boss to deal with this matter will be settled!

The mahjong table was quickly set up, Ye's father was so happy that his face was flushed, and it was not too difficult for Ye Lan, a group of colleagues in the company, all came for ten yuan and twenty, Ye Lan was not in the mood to secretly discuss countermeasures with Chi Mu and Ye Yan, Mu Mu and Tuanzi were nibbling fruit on the mahjong table, but the chat mode on the mahjong table seemed a little weird.

"Dongfeng, Dad Ye, Xiao Lanlan is the spiritual culture of our department. We are very motivated to work with him!" The team leader started a fierce offensive.

"Jiu Tiao! More than that, Xiao Lanlan played the game he developed last time like crazy, and he is kind and gentle to people. Even I, a man, fell in love with him." The senior continued.

"Blank! Xiao Lanlan is simply Cupid, the god of love. Since Xiao Lanlan came, the number of lovers in the program department has skyrocketed. It's a blessing for all kinds of leftover men and women!" The otaku with glasses came again.

"It's messed up!" Papa Ye yelled loudly, motioning for everyone to pay, "Young people shouldn't be double-minded about everything, haha."

Papa Ye is also an old fox. The team leader and his team have been chattering for more than an hour, how could they not hear it, but Papa Ye shook his head and pretended to be confused, and pretended to be focused on playing mahjong, hum, want to fight him, today I have to make you lose all your underwear!

A few people reluctantly handed over the money, the team leader gestured with his eyes, and the two people next to him understood it. It seemed that Dad Ye was pretending to be confused. No matter how old you are, since that's the case, you don't have to be polite!

So all the homeboys cooperated with each other tacitly, and they won back the money they lost after a round of battles. Without Mama Ye's help, Dad Ye lost countless more, and started to stare at the two rabbits together. Hold on, push the mahjong tiles, stop playing, and almost write "you bully people because of how many people you have" on your face.

The team leader saw that the goal was achieved, and it was already a good time to chat, so he expressed his feelings: "I must have guessed it, we are here today..."

"There is no door!" Father Ye refused decisively before the team leader finished speaking.

"..." The team leader realized that it would be better to fight with Father Ye than to reason with him.

"Hey old man, haven't you heard what the team leader said?!" The senior behind expressed dissatisfaction!

"Who are you calling an old man? You praised me for being young just now!" Dad Ye was very unconvinced. Once people have passed puberty, their concerns are actually the same.

"That's lying to you! You can't beat Yuanyuan and break up the model couples in our department like this!" The otaku next to him was ready to fight at any time.

"Hmph, model couple, Chi Mu didn't show any sincerity in not coming today!" Father Ye said that he had heard his son say that his blood pressure had risen before Chi Mu came!Even the company's employees and colleagues came, and he, a bastard, abducted his own bastard, and he didn't rush to kneel down to him!The shelf is too big!

"Isn't it because I don't come because I'm afraid that you will be dizzy again? After all, you are old, and our big boss has such a strong aura!" The team leader grabbed Papa Ye's sore foot and stepped on it hard, trying to beat him before Chi Mu came. Just make me dizzy.

"Old Wang...don't quarrel." Just as he was talking, Chi Mu entered the living room, and nodded slightly to the furious Papa Ye, "Uncle Ye, I am Chi Mu."

Chi Mu was parked on the street outside and guarded. He came over immediately when he received a message from the team leader that something was wrong.Chi Mu looked at Ye Lan, who had been nervous since he entered the door, and signaled with his eyes that his little rabbit should not worry too much. Now, just see the trick and dismantle it.

Old Zhang!Why did you let everyone in!Papa Ye despised his own housekeeper angrily, and looked Chi Mu up and down. With the oolong incident of the previous team leader, Papa Ye immediately said that this kid looks like a good-looking talent.

Of course, Father Ye didn't miss Chi Mu's very "wretched" look at Ye Lan, and he immediately became furious. Thinking of Chi Mu's behavior of letting a bunch of nerds consume his fighting power, he couldn't bear it. Today's young people How come he is as good as he was back then! ?

Father Ye calmed down and sat down on the sofa with the two rabbits in his arms. "To be honest, I'm not in good health. Ye Lan has accumulated a lot of experience working in your department before. I think it's time for him to come to my company." Help, this is a hope as a father, and Ye Lan's responsibility as a son. I think you have no objection."

"Cut..." A bunch of nerds next to him looked down upon him, but now he actually came out as an elder, his face was thicker than the city wall.

"I have an opinion." Chi Mu thought he was very straightforward, and replied without hesitation.

He said it so reasonablely, how dare he have such an open opinion!Young people dare not put what they think in their hearts directly on their faces!Father Ye resisted the urge to jump up and hit Chi Mu with a cane, and stroked the black rabbit's fur, "What's your opinion? Let me hear it." His tone was as calm as if he was listening to an annual report meeting in the company.

"Uncle Ye, I like Ye Lan, we are already together, I hope you can agree." Chi Mu has always been straightforward.Ye Lan next to her was so frightened that her eyes widened, she quickly reached out behind and pulled Chi Mu's coat, Emma, ​​my dad just got out of the hospital today, big brother save a way out!

Father Ye was so angry that he was about to smoke, but fortunately he was mentally prepared yesterday so that he wouldn't fall down today, so he planned to pretend to be foolish today. Father Ye continued to pet the white rabbit with full determination, and simply kept silent.

A bunch of people gathered around without saying a word, the atmosphere was so awkward, like the tranquility before the rainstorm, Chi Mu glanced at the worried Ye Lan, thought for a while and prepared to find a topic to ease it, after all, he will still be his father-in-law in the future, and the relationship cannot be too stiff...

Marshal Chi, who is not very good at finding topics, thought hard, and after bursts of air-conditioning, he saw Mu Mu and Tuanzi's eyes lit up, and suddenly he was inspired: "These two rabbits are my birthday present to Ye Lan. , the black character is like my name is Mu Mu, and the white one is like Ye Lan called Tuanzi."

The otaku next to him applauded silently in his heart. The appearance of the boss was really extraordinary, and this knife made up really well.

Father Ye's hand that touched the black rabbit froze, whether it was bearable or unbearable, he immediately got up from the sofa, holding up his crutches and wanted to beat him up: "I like it! The two men like it today, but what about tomorrow? Next year? For the rest of my life." What? I want to see how much I like it!"

Seeing that Papa Ye was about to beat him up, the power of a large number of people was once again shown. A group of nerds rushed up and hugged their thighs and arms, tightly stopped Papa Ye, and winked at their boss by the way: "We'll catch you!" up!Hurry up, big boss!

Father Ye saw that Chi Mu was calm in the face of danger, but he seemed a bit outrageous when he stretched his teeth and claws. He threw away his crutches and gave himself a smooth ride, "Take a step back, you like my Erye, do your parents know? Being a parent Presumably, he would not agree with his son to do such a dastardly thing!"

"My mother...agreed." Chi Mu continued to throw a blockbuster.

Ye Lan next to her was also blown apart... Emma!

The author has something to say: this chapter writes a rhythm that can be played in minutes~~~~

Think of it as a battle of wits and courage, haha!

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