Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

[The words are not shocking and endless, from now on, morality is a passerby]

Ye Lan was quite surprised at the efficiency of the company's interview, Emma, ​​it's not a big deal to batch every minute!After returning to the waiting room for a while, it was the last batch of Ye Lan and the others. Even the other two experienced elites who were interviewing together were surprised.Ye Lan said that Emma will not have a shady scene!Or is there actually a big monster in it...

In order to prevent the chrysanthemum from being destroyed in the future, and the life not to be harmed by the Virgo...Ye Lan took a deep breath, moved the label "I am not an elite among the elite, I am a regular employee" slightly, and then moved it to her forehead Added "I'm easy to raise" and went in with "I'm the elite among the elite" in the same group...By the way, widen your eyes and prepare to take a closer look at the target person who is about to be hacked by him for no reason—Chi Muda handsome guy.

I saw several other interviewers sitting on the chairs in the conference hall, and one of the interviewers mainly paid attention when he saw Ye Lan coming in.But Ye Lan and the others were surprised to find that a handsome guy with a round inch of more than 180 was on the phone by the door of the conference room. Shouldn't they start the interview immediately?

The handsome guy has a great figure, he is wearing a white shirt with no wrinkles at all, the buttons are buttoned up to the neck, and the lines of his side face are tough, so good-looking!The handsome guy turned his head sideways to make a phone call. Ye Lan only saw eyelashes like two brushes. When the handsome guy turned to look at them, the pair of deep eyes under the eyelashes were really domineering. He also saw two... small tiger teeth?

How did this handsome and cute combination look so domineering!At this time, there was a ding-dong sound in Ye Lan's mind, and it really was Chi Mu!

Ye Lan couldn't help cheering up. Since Chi Mu is his future immediate boss, he will be the examiner for the interview... So this may have something to do with the exam questions... Well, does he think a little bit? too much.

However, the other interviewers did not say to sit down nor start the interview. Ye Lan stood at the door and looked at each other, and soon fell into an awkward atmosphere. At this moment, Yan Jingran stepped forward to say hello to the chief examiner: " May I ask what we need to do?"

Chi Mu, who was on the phone, glanced at Yan Jingran, and suddenly said: "Find a hanger to hang up the coat first." Then he turned his head and continued to make the phone call.After being told by Chi Mu, a few interviewees found that the weather in September is still relatively hot, but the air conditioner in the conference room seems to be not very strong. wearing a shirt.

It’s better to have something to do than to have nothing to do, so an elite brushed off his clothes, and then sadly found that there were no hangers in the meeting room... So he asked the other examiners where the hangers were, and one examiner The answer was outside... So he went out just like that... Ye Lan felt that he probably knew why the previous groups of interviewers went out so quickly.

Yan Jingran quickly realized the importance of Chi Mu who was on the phone in this interview, so he stepped forward and said softly, "Sorry, there are no hangers here, where do you put your coat?"

Chi Mu looked at Yan Jingran and raised his eyebrows, as if he was very satisfied with such an answer.Yes, that is the answer, because this is the test question for their interview, and all the people who entered the interview have excellent resumes, so during the meeting, a bunch of secret interviewers prepared such an interview question to prepare for scaring "Elite".

Chi Mu pointed to the back of the conference room, Yan Jingran nodded his thanks, and walked quickly to the position Chi Mu pointed at. Sure enough, the interview examiner's coats were neatly put on the chairs behind, so Yan Jingran took off his coats gracefully, Put it neatly on the chair next to it like a gourd, and another interviewer in the same group quickly followed Yan Jingran to put his coat away.

When Yan Jingran came back after putting down his coat, he saw Ye Lan still standing there stupidly and didn't move, thinking that Ye Lan was frightened and didn't know what to do, so he signaled Ye Lan to do the same with his eyes.

Ye Lan ignored Yan Jingran's winking and winking, and remained still, so the examiner's focus was on Ye Lan. Even Chi Mu, who had been on the phone at the door, looked at Ye Lan frequently. Ye Lan said that the young master had never Forget about your own mission...and the punishment for losing your integrity!Master is waiting for the opportunity, okay? !

After a while, about 5 minutes had passed since Ye Lan's interview group entered the conference room, and Chi Mu's phone call was coming to an end. Ye Lan said that the young master was about to start a war!Let Xiao Ye take off his shirt first!Ye Lan was going to take off her coat very gracefully, but she took off her coat very stupidly because she kept her ears upright and focused on Chi Mu's movements...

Chi Mu glanced at Ye Lan and then turned his face... During the meeting, he had already noticed Ye Lan's little meat, and for some reason after Ye Lan entered the door, he always wanted to take a second look at this one, which was not at all like an elite. Wearing a formal suit is like stealing an adult's clothes, but I really can't compliment Ye Lan's performance in this interview question. I can't bear to look directly at the appearance of taking off the coat, which makes people feel a little bit hungry nothing!

Chi Mu hung up the phone with a sigh of regret in his heart, and saw Ye Lan walking in front of him, handing over the suit jacket that had been taken off very hard just now, and showing a very seductive smile: "Can you show me? Find a hanger Hang up your coat?"

As soon as these words came out, the entire conference room fell into a deathly silence... Although there was not much popularity just now.Ye Lan smiled and said that there is no "tactful and subtle" in the dictionary of the Chinese scum who scored zero in the composition of the college entrance examination!

It's over, this job is gone, the hand holding the suit jacket was stretched out and never retracted, Ye Lan felt the... murderous aura coming towards her face, she looked down at her toes with a guilty conscience, like someone who did something wrong The child caught by his mother pretended to be very well-behaved.

Ye Lan silently lighted the wax for herself in the middle, when suddenly her suit jacket was taken over from her hand!Ye Lan quickly raised her head and saw a pair of playful eyes. Ye Lan was stunned for a moment, and heard Chi Mu's bass that could make her ears pregnant: "It's interesting." Then Ye Lan's mind was full of two cute white eyes Little Huya!Small!Tiger!tooth!

Then Ye Lan, who was completely killed by Xiaohuya, heard the ball of light in his mind happily adding 8 points of experience to himself... Is it a mistake that Mr. Nima's sacrifice is worth [-] points!Why is it the same as signing in at the post bar, how many days does it take to sign up to become a big diamond!And your reaction fluid in the system is a bit slow, right?Time to upgrade?

And little Huya, you showed me how to find a hanger to hang a coat in the meeting room!It must have been hidden by you, right!Ye Lan held back the roar in her heart, looking forward to Chi Mu's next move.

Of course, everyone in the conference room is looking forward to it, and the rest of the interview examiners give Ye Lan a thumbs up in their hearts. Chi*oss, who has a black belly, a vicious tongue, a perfectionist, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and severe cleanliness, finally meets her. Nemesis!Ye Lan's little friends are very supportive of you!mwah!

It was said that at that time, the door of the conference room was knocked open suddenly in such a strange atmosphere, everyone stared wide-eyed and saw the first interviewer who left came back very handsomely and handsomely... He brought back a clothes hanger from the desk outside. He was carrying such a big shelf with one hand, and the other hand was holding the coat that he just dragged down elegantly. A fighter among the elite? !What a long experience!

It's so hard to die, what are you going to do with a fighter at this time!You are a summoned beast!Ye Lan's big rabbit eyes are about to breathe fire. If the eyes can fire missiles, the entire meeting room will be blown into a small mushroom... The fighters among the elite don't care about the fire-breathing eyes of Ye Lan and the examiner. Put it on the ground, then put the suit jacket on it, and you're done, wait~~~

Chi Mu walked up to the fighter and smiled at the fighter, then hung Ye Lan's clothes on the hanger, turned to the last four interviewers and said, "The interview is over, thank you all." Stand up: "I will inform everyone of the interview results tomorrow." What a pity! !

Ye Lan took her suit jacket from the hanger, and came up with this kind of weird test questions. She came in with her clothes on and took off her clothes when she went out. When the young master went out and said unspoken rules, people would believe them!And do you dare to carry it yourself!How shameless!Convex!

Chi Mu watched Ye Lan continue to put on the suit jacket stupidly and uncoordinatedly, and then two stupid hairs popped out from the top of his head... Chi Mu showed two white canine teeth, "It's really... interesting."

Wait... Chi Mu stiffened for a while, and raised his hand stiffly, just now he took Ye Lan's coat unconsciously... It's too late to stop the spread of bacteria now!Chi Mu unnaturally said to the other interview examiners who were about to discuss the interview situation just now in this conference room: "I'll go to the bathroom first." A figure flashed by, and Chi Mu had already gone out...

Leaving a few examiners suddenly realized!

"Just now Chi*oss touched that kid's coat, he didn't just poke it, he took it directly!"

"Ye Lan, right? Talent! Absolutely stay!"

"There's also the one who carried it. He's very healthy and strong. We can look for him when we move in the future!"

"Actually, that Yan Jingran young man is very smart when he encounters troubles!"

………So Ye Lan, who was negotiating with Guangqiu about the experience value of the company, didn’t know that, that’s it, he was about to work with the scumbag and the target person, orz.