Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

[If there is love in the sky, the sky will grow old, and the daughter-in-law and grandson run all over the ground]

"Emma, ​​Daye, you are finally back." Ye Lan quickly stood up from the seat, and then rushed to the lounge on the phone, "Have you caught up?" This is the focus of his concern.

"Guess?" Ye Yan was holding the brochure next to him on the back seat of the car, shaking his head and refusing to let go. The idiotic smile on his face had already made Xiao Zhang, the driver driving in front, glance several times in the rearview mirror.

"Guess, can I guess?" Ye Lan sat down on the chair in the lounge very angrily. Hearing this, it is likely that he has caught up with someone, otherwise Daye would be able to tease him so leisurely... But if he catches up, why not? I just came back, I have been there for less than a month, and the love period has not passed yet.

Ye Yan was stalked by his younger brother's rhetorical question. He felt that his simple and honest Erye had been spoiled by some dark tiger. Thinking about it, he felt heartbroken, and howled into the phone, "You will know when you get home from work." It's over." He hung up the phone, and decided to discuss with Ye Lan the issue of blackness near ink at night.

Feeling that the small and tender hand he was holding was stiff for a while, Ye Yan continued to greet the "queen" sitting next to him with an idiotic smile, "Little Jane, what's wrong with you? Are you uncomfortable? Is the jet lag reversed?" Holding the brochure with cold hands, Ye Yan could not wait for someone to lie directly on his lap.

Feeling Ye Yan's warm breath on his face, Jianzhang pressed Ye Yan's face with disgust and pushed him away, but a very shameless person took the opportunity to rub Jianzhang's hand, Jianzhang pulled back his hand very uncomfortable He turned his head and looked out the window naturally, "Today...can I just not go to your house for a while?" He was a little unprepared.

Ye Yan's eyes lit up as soon as he heard it. How could Xiao Jian usually speak so politely and use interrogative sentences, but she knew she was shy when she heard it. Ye Yan straightened Xiao Jian's sideways head, and said nothing Very strong eyes looked into Jian Zhang's eyes.

Jianzhang felt a little headache when he saw Ye Yanhong's fruity eyes, and he agreed to accompany him home after being stunned by Ye Yan before. Although he wanted to play tricks now, he was a little unkind, but now he looked at him with angry eyes. What does he want?How dare you get angry with him? !

Just when Jianzhang wanted to stick his paws on it, Ye Yan hugged Jianzhang and rubbed on Jianzhang's face, "Xiao Jian, take a good look and let me kiss you!"

The driver in front, Xiao Zhang, trembled, and almost rushed out of the curve, and flicked his tail without any risk. Ye Yan, who was leaning on Jianzhang with all his weight, rolled under the seat naturally, and was caught Jianzhang stomped to death... With a slight blush on Jianzhang's face, he turned his head and pretended to look at the scenery.

Xiao Zhang felt that if he knew too much, he might be silenced, so he stepped on the accelerator, and the car drove faster...

Ye Lan ran off as soon as she got off work, and couldn't wait to go home to ask Daye, discussing how to counterattack, and drove the Bumblebee leisurely into her yard, only to find that the seven aunts, eight aunts and four uncles His car is all there, Ye Lan wonders in his heart that Da Ye will only go abroad for a month, why is he so missed by others, such a comparison, he is simply a typical homosexual without brotherly love.

Ye Lan smiled and walked in the door with a mouthful of white teeth, only to find that something was wrong... The meal was not served at home after the order, and the point was that the seven aunts, eight aunts and four uncles were surrounded by the one kneeling towards her father, wasn't it? Long time no see, Daye? !Ye Lan was a little helpless...

When Father Ye saw Ye Lan coming, he became even more angry. He grabbed the crutch that had been used to hold B by the side and slapped Ye Yan's back fiercely, staring at Ye Lan, "Er Ye, this Didn't you already know that?!"

"Ah... what's the matter..." Ye Lan looked at the angry father and felt that it must be something bad, it could make the old man pissed off, and it could make Daye kneel down... Ye Lan's mind slowly turned around "Big brother left the company when he went abroad and then the company went bankrupt?!"

Ye Yan, who was about to bleed internally, covered his face very weakly, "Erye, can you not make mistakes at a time like this?"

"You still dare to talk back!" Dad Ye raised his hand and used another crutch, and continued to curse, "I don't even care about the company when I go abroad to chase people! The stock price has fallen so badly that I can't get it back. If you bring me a child I will admit it! Last night I called to say that I brought my daughter-in-law back. Your mother was so happy that she didn’t fall asleep all night. She called your seven aunts, eight aunts and four uncles early this morning to prepare. It's the same as having menopausal anxiety! What happened! The daughter-in-law you brought is a man! A man!"

Father Ye yelled a series of wobbles and felt like he was about to fall down. At this time, Mother Ye and Jianzhang just came down from upstairs, and Jianzhang was stiff for a while. In fact, when I was talking with Mother Ye upstairs, Father Ye yelled all this from below. The words also vaguely reached his ears... He regretted why he promised Ye Yan to come back together on the way.

Seeing that Ye Lan also came, Jian Zhang moved his lips abruptly, but he couldn't even pull out a stiff smile. Seeing Father Ye grabbing his cane and slapping Ye Yan again, Jian Zhang gritted his teeth, He also knelt down to Father Ye, took a look at Ye Yan, and said abruptly, "Uncle Ye, anyway, it's your son that I set my eyes on first, and you're going to fight together today."

Ye Yan next to him almost jumped up in shock, but was pushed down by Ye's father with a stick.Damn, who is Xiao Jane? She never bows her head!I heard that the particularly stubborn British old man in the college was almost in tears when he was counterattacked by Jianzhang!Now... Now kneel down to my old man!Ye Yan turned his head and stared at his father with only one meaning in his eyes: Dad!Get Jane up quickly!Beware of losing your life!

Father Ye was stunned by Jianzhang's kneeling like this, he wobbled and felt as if he was about to fall down in a second, he was really angry, Father Ye realized that he slammed his cane on Ye Yan again, "Okay Daye! It turns out that you are his daughter-in-law! You are so mad at me! See if I don’t beat you to death today!! Back then, your mother and I should only have Erye!”

Now Ye Yan, who had been being beaten obediently and wanted Father Ye to calm down, raised his hand and grasped the crutch that was about to fall, "Dad! Little Jane is my wife! I'm the one on top!" Ye Yan This angry roar stunned everyone, the tone was as cheerful as if he had picked up a big deal, and the whole world was quiet...

Ye Lan and Ye Ma helplessly covered their faces and stroked their foreheads. Daye, you really have a lot of backbone... just wait until you become a pig.

Father Ye didn't know anything about this aspect, so after thinking about it, is it right that his son is still the one above? !As soon as I heard about my daughter-in-law... Ah bah, Jianzhang said that the one who fell in love with Daye first almost thought that Daye was the one at the bottom, but when he thought about it, he was not as angry as before, and as soon as he pulled back his crutches, he slapped Ye Yan face to face Hit, "You still have to f*ck off! You're proud of liking a guy, right? Today your seven aunts, eight aunts, and four uncles have been busy all day for you, a little bastard. If you don't feel ashamed, I will feel ashamed for you." Shame!"

Now Ye Yan didn't dare to stand up anymore, his father beat him in the face, which proved that he was too angry, Ye Yan had to bear with him, hoping that his father's anger would pass quickly, and he was sorry to say it Dad, it turned out that Ye's father was really angry, Ye Yan's face was already bleeding, it is estimated that even Ye's mother next to him would not know his eldest son, but Ye's father still didn't stop.

The brochure next to him could no longer be read, the crutch fell heavily on Ye Yan's body and face, and he felt distressed. Before Dad Ye could react, the brochure had already hugged Ye Yan's pig-headed face. The crutch fell on Jianzhang's shoulder before it came and received it. Jianzhang was originally thin, not as thick-skinned as Ye Yan, Ye Yan just listened to Jianzhang and groaned.

Father Ye drew back his crutches and finally stopped. Seeing the skinny Jianzhang suffer so much for his son, he felt a little uncomfortable. Thinking of Jianzhang saying that he had a crush on his son first, he couldn't help but feel embarrassed. His strikes are also real, he knows how painful it is to be hit on his body, and even if Father Ye moved his lips, he could only let out a sigh... The fourth uncle next to him couldn't help but come up and hold Father Ye. down a step...

Father Ye was not so excited after listening to everyone's persuasion, but Ye Yan was confused by Xiao Jian's sudden pounce on him just now, and now he realized that his anger burned his reason He hugged Xiao Jian and yelled at Papa Ye, "It's fine if you hit me. Why do you hit Xiao Jian? How can you be ashamed if you like a man? Do you deserve to be beaten if you like someone? The person I like is so Why don't I feel proud of being excellent?"

Seeing that he was about to persuade Ye's father to be good, but Ye Yan slammed into the muzzle of the gun again, and the fourth uncle hinted at Ye Yan, "Daye, your father is angry, you should admit your mistake first, wait for your father I calmed down and talked well."

"Yes, I was wrong," Ye Yan looked at his father with a livid face, "I brought Xiaojian today just to show you the person your son likes, but I shouldn't have brought him here at all. Such a crime!"

Father Ye's anger just got off, and he threw the crutch in his hand, his voice was a little trembling, "I don't have you as an unfilial son!"

Ye Yan wanted to say something but was grabbed by Jianzhang. Seeing Jianzhang's pale face and telling him not to be angry with his father, Ye Yan was so distressed that he wanted to cry.

Seeing Ye Yan this time, Father Ye didn't answer back and snorted, not looking at the two kneeling on the ground, holding Ye Lan's hand tremblingly, "Er Ye, don't be like that unfilial son! Hurry up and find a wife!"

Ye Lan grabbed her father's hand, looked at Ye Yan and Jianzhang who were kneeling, and finally made up her mind to confess, "Dad, just like Daye, I also fell in love with a man." In order not to irritate her Dad, Ye Lan didn't say that he was still the one below.Maybe Daye used to be straight, but he has always been bent!

Father Ye shook off Ye Lan's hand and took a few steps back, pressing his heart and roaring, "You are trying to make my Ye family a successor!" The wrinkled face seemed to be covered with a layer of gray.

"I already have a son!" Ye Lan was another bombshell when she opened her mouth...

Papa Ye's ashen face recovered a little bit of anger in an instant. Ye Lan took out two rabbits, one black and one white, from the paper bag he brought over. Chi Mu had to work overtime today, so he simply went back to the apartment after work. Mumu and Tuanzi brought together...

The two rabbits who didn't know why calmly looked at the group of people in front of them and blinked their bright red eyes.

"I'll eat roasted rabbits tonight!!" Papa Ye pointed at the two rabbits tremblingly, took a few breaths and passed out. Anyway, it's a person, but the youngest son actually likes a male rabbit who can give birth to cubs!

The author has something to say: oh, oh, oh, hurry up and see where dad is messing with~~

By the way, I recently discovered that the goddess' new clothes are also pretty!

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