Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

"Quick, quick! Xiao Lanlan and Chi Big Boss are here holding hands!" A group of nerds lay on the glass window and looked out, thinking they were about to jump off the building, and the programming department was in a hurry again.

"Emma actually kissed at the entrance of the company and then left. Do you dare to kiss in the office?!" A senior pressed his face against the glass window very anxiously.

【You are my little bunny paper, no matter how much I love you, I will never have too much love】

"Exactly! Come in later and pretend to be a coincidence! The team leader will definitely organize criticism! They must be allowed to kiss in public for 20 minutes!" The senior next to him, wishing he could smash the glass window, twisted his buttocks.

"Youjump, Ijump!" The senior next to him hugged the otaku with his arms outstretched in front of the window, affectionately.

In an instant, the otaku who was waiting to see the show of love was almost on fire, kicked the two of them back to the office, and couldn't wait to post them up. Sure enough, Xiao Lanlan and the big boss had already entered the company building!

As soon as she entered the company, Ye Lan subconsciously let go of Chi Mu's hand, but was pinched tightly by Chi Mu. Ye Lan glanced at Chi Mu, and whispered, "What are you doing?! This company is more serious!"

Chi Mu smiled and pinched the little paw in his hand, and he was very arrogant and did not let go. Seeing Ye Lan's furry appearance, he even stretched out his hand to smooth Ye Lan's hair. Lan was about to bury her head in her chest, and didn't dare to raise her eyes to look at the staff around her, but Chi Mu didn't care, and even showed her two little canine teeth in a happy mood, just holding hands and dragging the little rabbit into the room. elevator.

There were not many people waiting beside the elevator, Chi Mu looked around domineeringly, and they all automatically moved to the next elevator, jokingly being blinded by Xiu Enai early in the morning would ruin the day.

Chi Mu pressed the door close button of the elevator with great satisfaction, Ye Lan's paw covered his face as soon as the elevator door closed, Chi Mu opened his mouth very accurately and bit Ye Lan's hand that hadn't had time to withdraw... ... "Aww!" Ye Lan pulled back her paw with a disheveled face, and there were two very obvious imprints of small canine teeth on it.

"Why do you have an opinion?" Chi Mu raised his eyebrows seeing Ye Lan's sad and indignant expression, and approached Ye Lan step by step.

Ye Lan quickly stepped back, and her back was directly glued to the metal elevator wall. There was no way to retreat in the boxy elevator space. Ye Lan stretched out her hand to support Chi Mu's chest, and lifted her chin very backbone, "In In the company, you are the boss and I am an employee, so be serious! Pay attention to the atmosphere of the company! You, you, you, you, you, don’t talk so close!" Don’t play hooligans anywhere... Ye Lan wanted to add something, and her neck shrank when she saw Chi Mu’s eyes I swallowed my saliva.

Chi Mu grabbed Ye Lan's rejecting hand and put it on his neck, lowered his head and lightly pecked Ye Lan's pouty lips, rubbed Ye Lan's nose by the way, Chi Mu licked the little tiger teeth, and threw He said, "This is a job assigned to the staff by the boss." Seeing that Ye Lan opened her mouth to refute, she seized the right moment and kissed Ye Lan, her lips and teeth were intertwined, and she faltered all Ye Lan's words. gagged.

Ye Lan was pressed tightly, and closed her eyes reflexively. Her long eyelashes trembled slightly and cast a shadow under her eyes, which looked like the fluttering wings of a butterfly. It was impossible to counterattack. Why did she connect her legs with a kiss now? soft? !Ye Lan blushed, reached out and grabbed Chi Mu's coat collar at the back of his neck, and wanted to push Chi Mu's tongue back, but he felt Chi Mu's breath. Just as the little rabbit wanted to take advantage of the victory, It was hit by an unprecedented fierce onslaught...

Chi Mu stretched out his hand to hug Ye Lan's small waist, lifted Ye Lan up, then put his hand under Ye Lan's coat very maliciously, quickly picked up the sweater inside Ye Lan, and warmed it up. She squeezed her hot belly, "Woooo..." Ye Lan was so itchy that she hurriedly struggled, but Chi Mu squeezed her little belly all over while holding her down and kissing her.

When Chi Mu let go of Ye Lan, Ye Lan collapsed with a twitch of laughter, as if she had been ruined by someone... Chi Mu straightened Ye Lan's clothes with great peace of mind, and smacked her face with a smile The sluggish Ye Lan finally came back to her senses, remembering what Chi Mu had just said about the job she gave to the staff last time, she stretched out her hand and gave Chi Mu a paw, "You're revenge!"How shameless!

Looking at Ye Lan's rabbit eyes that almost shed tears from laughing just now, and glaring so watery, Chi Mu was also drunk, and had the illusion of a romantic president...

Unknowingly, the elevator had stopped, and only heard a "ding dong", the elevator door opened, Ye Lan quickly ran in and out of the elevator, pressed the door close button, and held the door to face Chi Muji Brighten the rabbit teeth, "I'll go first, you come out later!! Otherwise, the seniors who go to work together every day will definitely think that we live together!"

"Your house is two floors below mine." Chi Mu reluctantly reminded Ye Lan of this fact, "And we lived together at night..."

"Stop! You can't let them know anyway! Come out later!" Ye Lan let go of the hand holding the elevator, and the elevator door slowly closed. Ye Lan stared fiercely at Chi Mu in the elevator, looking at Chi Mu didn't come out, turned around and hurried to the program department.

"But they already knew." Chi Mu looked at Ye Lan bouncing away from the opening of the elevator door that was about to close with a paralyzed face, reached out and pressed the door-opening button inside, and then walked out of the elevator, following silently. superior.

"Here we come!!" A group of homeboys ambushing at the door saw Ye Lan's figure running around and told each other, and they were ready in an instant...

As soon as Ye Lan entered the door... "Papa Papa" was covered with ribbons and sequins, completely stupefied, and heard a mighty and majestic chorus from around, "You are my little one, Xiao Lanlan~~~How do you love me? You won't be too much!"

Ye Lan pulled the ribbon off his face and opened his eyes, and saw the team leader holding a huge carrot birthday cake, with three thin candles stuck on it, making the team leader's face very kind, standing next to him The otaku seniors in the queue for the company's chorus competition last year yelled, "Happy birthday!"

"Xiao Lanlan loved you for 1 years!!" The senior who broke the formation was immediately picked up and dragged away by Gu Liren... It was very touching.

Ye Lan opened her mouth in surprise, and Chi Mu, who followed closely behind, also stopped in her tracks. She was very glad that she walked unhappily just now, otherwise the picture of ribbons and sequins spraying him all over her body would be unimaginable, let alone the little girl today. Rabbits cannot be killed on their birthdays.

The otaku standing in a row saw Chi Mu behind Ye Lan, their glasses lit up, and they listened tacitly to the group leader's "one, two, three, get up" and continued to shout with their heads held high, "I wish Xiao Lanlan and the big boss live together!" Happy! Give birth to a precious child early! Shoubi Nanshan!"

"Happy breakup!" The senior, who had no spirit of unity and broke up the formation again, was beaten up by the homeboys who received the eye signal from the late boss.

The team leader walked up to Ye Lan with a carrot cake and said with a smile, "Happy birthday to Xiao Lanlan, I just blew out the candles as soon as I made a wish! Although you grow up year by year, you will always be young and eternal in our hearts Three years old! You will always be my son!"

Apart from repeating "Thank you everyone", Ye Lan really doesn't know what to say to everyone, such as happy cohabitation, forever three years old and so on can be completely omitted, Ye Lan bowed deeply to everyone, a group of homeboys burst into tears and snot The ground surrounded us to express that we are very reluctant to marry Xiao Lanlan!It is a crime for Big Boss Chi to attack the three-year-old Xiao Lanlan!

Ye Lan closed his breath and made a wish under the urging of everyone. Chi Mu stood behind Ye Lan, watching Ye Lan surrounded by a group of nerds who were usually out of tune, but today they were very serious. The little Huya who always comes out to let the wind go... The next second, Chi Mu's face turned black...

Ye Lan opened his eyes and blew out the candle, and the otaku next to him rushed up and pressed Ye Lan into the carrot cake... Ye Lan suddenly got out of the cake, wiped the cream on his face, and then stretched out his hands The team leader looked... a cake battle sounded the horn in an instant, and Gu Liren on the side came over with two cakes, saying that even if Xiao Lanlan hit him, there was still stock!Then a bunch of people, you throw me a handful of cream, and I paste your face with cake... ready to bury the team leader with cream.

Chi Mu took a deep breath, walked around the battlefield and calmly walked to the office...why is there such a terrible sport in this world...

"Look at the deadly cleanliness!" Ye Lan quickly caught Chi Mu who was secretly poking past him, and after a few steps, he stretched out his hand and smeared a thick handful of cream on Chi Mu's handsome side face. green...

Chi Mu trembled all over, and the whole world was silent for half a second...

"Come on, brothers!" An otaku launched an attack with trembling legs, and a group of seniors next to him joined the crusade against the vicious capitalist class. How long will it be before forcing Chida BOSS to death!Anyway, Xiao Lanlan's birthday is late today, the big boss does not kill!As for the heroic nerds from all walks of life after today, did they say that they have no vision at all? !

In the end, the scuffle ended with Chi Mu being covered in cream and carrying a little rabbit who was also covered in cream, stepping on the red carpet made of the "corpses" of all the otakus, towards the bathroom in the company's fitness room... There were groans one after another, and the team leader shouted Ye Lan, who was far away, stretched out Erkang's hand, "Xiao Lanlan, we must coax the big boss tonight! The lives and deaths of all of us depend on you!"

Ye Lan blushed, but fortunately the cake that had been wiped off her face could not be seen for the time being... But it might not be so when Chi Mu took her to take a bath later

After a day of squabbling, when it was time to get off work, Ye Lan rushed into Chi Mu's office with a lot of gifts from her seniors, and threw herself on Chi Mu, "I will definitely come back later before you finish working overtime." Home!" Every year, the seventh aunt, the eighth aunt and the fourth uncle would come to Ye Lan's house to celebrate Ye Lan's birthday.

"Well, I have to work overtime today, don't be in a hurry." Chi Mu pulled Ye Lan and automatically collected a certain amount of "compensation" before releasing the red bunny.

As soon as Ye Lan left, Chi Mu packed up his things in twos and twos, walked out of the office with a briefcase, looked around coldly at the homeboys who had been making noise all day and finally settled down and stayed to work overtime, and said, "This month The summary doubled", a group of nerds cried and shouted, and those who heard it were sad and those who heard it were crying. Chi Mu left very satisfied after seeing the effect.

The nerds sent text messages to Ye Lan one after another: "Xiao Lanlan, help me! Tonight, I must take the lace panties|rabbit ears|stockings|whip that I just gave you just now... use them and kneel down!"

When Ye Lan hurried back to his hometown, a large table of people was waiting for him to have dinner. This birthday seemed to be more special and happier than every other one in the past, but... why is this guy here again?Ye Lan hadn't finished being moved when she caught a glimpse of Li Xiaohai sitting on the dining table with a smile on her face.

And here Chi Mu looked at the pair of round eyes that looked like Ye Lan in front of him...a little at a loss...Which one was right last time? ? ?

The author has something to say: the cat yawning at the sun and the landmine falling from the glass~~~

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Wang Wang Wang

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