Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

[Don't do bad things, but also be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door]

A senior's Sharingan lived up to everyone's expectations, and he exclaimed, "At eight o'clock last night, did Xiao Wang and Da Zui go together?" According to the check-in record, Wang Youran is Xiao Wang, and Li Piaopiao is Da Zui Only a few minutes later, everyone turned their questioning eyes to Xiao Wang and Da Zui, what?Why do you say they are walking together?They don't believe in things like walking around without adultery!

Xiao Wang retreated aggressively and hid behind Da Zui.Dazui clasped his hands in front of his chest in horror, and was stared at by a group of rotten houses thousands of times, and finally blushed, unable to speak...

Silence proves that there is adultery, and the eyes of the masses are brighter all of a sudden!

Chi Mu coughed with a dark face, and Xiao Wang and Da Zui were completely shaken into motors, unable to stop at all.

At this time, the team leader finally recovered from the grief of losing the blindfold, and buying another one would not be free shipping for ten yuan cheaper, and it would be easy to go blind if you don’t buy it. Speak out about what you do! Don't tell me you're working overtime, you're rarely at work."

"We are playing games online!"

"Let's watch anime together!"

Xiao Wang and Da Zui blurted out two different answers, looked at each other tremblingly, and immediately changed their words——

"We play sports together!"

"Let's play GV together!"

Dazui glared at Xiao Wang coquettishly, "How can you tell the truth!" Xiao Wang blushed, and retorted in a low voice: "Aren't you too..." The surrounding people vomited, leaving the group alone. The one who grew up was crying on the spot, and he will go to buy anti-radiation goggles later!If he is blinded every minute, he may not be able to see anything in his next life... The team leader covered Ye Lan's ears while crying, Xiao Lanlan, a flower of the motherland, must not be polluted!

Ye Lan tilted her head: "GV is a magic horse? It sounds very profound."

The tears of the team leader next to him flowed even more fiercely. It was like an old man crying freely. Our little Lanlan has a spirit of seeking knowledge, and he was really touched!

Chi Mu's face was so dark that he could use it to dip in a brush to write, "Why did you wait a few minutes before you went out? Also, please come home from get off work to do...exercise."

After vomiting, everyone said, "Big BOSS, you don't know anything about it. The office PLAY is so exciting. Just listening to it will make your nose bleed. The picture is so beautiful that I can't even imagine it!"In the future, the big boss can also try it. Remember to ask us to watch it. Besides, it’s understandable to talk about GV. After all, the company’s internet speed is so fast, and we often work overtime while downloading movies and animations!So Xiao Wang and Da Zui we understand you spiritually and support you!As for the action, forget it.

Xiao Wang glanced at the big red mouth that was about to burn, and felt that he had to take responsibility for a small attack, so he closed his eyes and shrank his neck, and yelled at Chi Mu domineeringly: "Yesterday I made my mouth cry. I did, and then Zuizui ran out, and then I copied the GV and shut down the computer!" After finishing speaking, he continued to hide behind the big mouth to be a quiet handsome man.

The eyes of the masses have already turned green, and the key point is to get it right!cry!up!In other words, the nickname Zuizui is a little too disgusting, it's like a chill, but it's really a man who dares to shout at the big boss!You can tell it's an attack at a glance!

Chi Mu didn't want to continue this topic anymore, so there was only one record left on the check-in record. The time to check-in was just after Xiao Wang and Da Zui walked for a while, but the time to leave was very late, so there was enough time... Chi Mu glanced at Gu Liren who was holding a small handkerchief: "Gu Liren, what were you doing at the company from 9 o'clock to 11 o'clock yesterday?"

Everyone was taken aback, Xiao Renren obviously went out with them yesterday, what did he come back to the company for? !

Gu Liren twisted his handkerchief, with wet tears on his face, he didn't speak, and gave Ye Lan a wronged look, Ye Lan was startled, why did he look at him with such eyes like "you are the father of the child in my belly" With the young master!The young master is still a pure and flawless Virgo!Ye Lan involuntarily went to look at Chi Mu, and suddenly woke up when she saw Chi Mu's handsome side face, and turned her head with her pursed mouth...

The suspicious eyes of the crowd turned between the three people, and they slapped their thighs one after another, damn it!Is it 3P? !

"Xiao Lanlan, I know you only have him in your eyes, because you are the only one in my eyes!" Gu Liren was shocked, leaving two lines of tears, his thick calf stomped on the ground coquettishly, and the office shook... …

Before everyone recovered from the shock, Gu Liren turned around and walked to his desk, opened the drawer and took out two cards, another card from his wallet, and two cards from his briefcase. Holding five cards, he said pitifully, "I still have one at home, but I had three cards in my drawer. I lost one a few days ago. I want to get a replacement. The uncle on the replacement card is on his annual leave."

Ye Lan's eyelids twitched: "Collect all seven cards, are you going to summon the dragon?" Gu Liren heard that it was his own little Lanlan who was asking, but nodded regardless...the whole office was silent.Gu Liren continued: "I really didn't come to the office yesterday! Xiao Lanlan, you must believe me!"

"I believe in you!" The senior next to him who has been comforting Gu Liren recently put his arms around Gu Liren's generous shoulders firmly, "After dinner with everyone yesterday, Xiao Renren stayed with me the whole night and didn't leave even half a minute! Even going to the toilet No!"

"Oh~~~~~" The onlookers booed one after another, we smelled the smell of love!

Gu Liren froze, and yelled at Ye Lan while shaking the handkerchief: "Little Lanlan! I'm innocent!"

Ye Lan nodded, "I know, my computer has 5 layers of passwords, and it's very difficult to unlock with your IQ..."

"No!" Gu Liren quickly interrupted Ye Lan, and everyone looked at Gu Liren in surprise, "Could it really be you?"

Gu Liren pushed away the senior next to him, and said with a sob: "Xiao Lanlan, he and I are innocent! I only love you!"

Chi Mu interrupted this messy conversation annoyed, "Since Gu Liren has an alibi, it is very likely that someone took Gu Liren's card and entered the office at night. When the police come later, Gu Liren, you put your drawer Hand it over to the police for fingerprinting, and the cost of reissuing the card will be deducted from your salary." Chi Mu looked around with a dark face, and the onlookers rolled back to their desks and pretended to be doing what they should do.

Gu Liren walked back with small steps, one step at a time, and turned his head three times. The senior next to him put his broad shoulders on him again: "Xiao Renren, how can I thank you for your perjury?! Please eat and let it go, as a promise." Bar!"

"Perjury?!" The onlookers turned their heads one after another.The senior smiled and touched his nose...

Chi Mu pressed his temples tiredly, turned his head to see Ye Lan was still in a daze, "Have you tidied up your things?"

"Hmph, are you in such a hurry to drive me away?!" Ye Lan shook her schoolbag angrily, and sat down on her seat, "Why do you want to take a break before leaving? I have an opinion! The company You go!"

"The police will be here soon, you should go back first." Chi Mu suddenly felt that he didn't know when he couldn't organize his words in front of Ye Lan, "Forget it, give me the password of the computer, and the police will come later Will check your computer."

"Why did I give you the password! This is my personal *OK?" Ye Lan stared and decided to carry the rogue to the end, "Besides, you are so awesome that you can't solve it yourself, I will give you the password in case you are in my computer What kind of tricks are you doing? Why don’t you say that I’m guarding myself! Don’t you also have game software?! I came out of your house yesterday and I don’t know where you went!”

"If the police can't open your computer, they may find someone to remove the hard drive." Chi Mu emphasized his tone, but it's actually not so serious. You are currently a suspect, and the police will probably take you away when they see you.”

"Tear it down! Take it away! Take it away! You don't care about me!" Ye Lan saw that Chi Mu was showing signs of getting angry, and his heart was trembling, but he still wanted to pretend that he was not afraid of anything Struggle, buttocks stick to the chair and just don't move.

"Okay, whatever you want." Chi Mu reached out and slapped the check-in record on the table, turned around and left, Ye Lan snorted with his nostrils turned to the sky, saw that Chi Mu was back again, and was so frightened that he quickly sat up straight. He didn't even look at Ye Lan, and left with the punch card record. When the police come over later, this is also evidence that needs to be put away.

Ye Lan felt contempt again in her heart, she confessed to him yesterday, but today she turned her face and refused to recognize anyone, and now she doesn't even look at him, it's amazing!Ye Lan wiped her nose and felt that her eyes were sour, and even the hair on her head that had lasted for a thousand years drooped.

Sensing everyone's stares, Ye Lan washed her nose, raised her head, looked at everyone surrounding her, squeezed out an ugly smile and waved her hands, "It's all right, I'm not afraid of ghosts if I don't do anything wrong... or I am quite afraid of ghosts, thank you for your care over the past few months!"

A senior next to him jumped up and hugged Ye Lan and cried loudly: "Little Lanlan, you will always live in our hearts!!"

Ye Lan's face was full of black lines, "Senior, don't make it sound like I'm dead, can you still get your hands out of my clothes?" The senior was quickly wailing and was dragged away by a group of people, stripped of his clothes and hung up.Ye Lan picked up her schoolbag coolly, "I'm leaving first, in case the police come and might really be taken away, don't send it away, just read the comics obediently."

Seniors: o(T T)o

Ye Lan showed a mouthful of white teeth and walked outside, waving to everyone, "I'm really happy to be with you, don't worry, I will definitely come back, it's white."

Ye Lan turned her head and saw Yan Jingran, who was leaning against the door very frightened, but she was beaten into a pig's head and she couldn't recognize her very much. She rolled her eyes and was about to ignore passing by when she heard Yan Jingran say something very embarrassing. , "Don't worry, you won't come back."

Ye Lan pointed her nostrils at Yan Jingran: "Do you know why my camera turns blue when I turn on my computer and log in?"

"Why?" Yan Jingran opened his mouth and answered.

Ye Lan sneered: "Of course it's because it took a picture, you are so funny." After speaking, she stomped Yan Jingran's foot and left without looking back.

Yan Jingran, who fell down in pain, was trampled on by the crying and howling farewell team...