Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

[Sit up in shock while dying, and give me back the green snake and white snake]

"Hmph, I thought that Chi Mu was nothing but acrimonious, demanding, obsessive-compulsive, obsessive-compulsive, with an unpleasant personality and an annoying temper. I didn't expect to have a problem with IQ! Erye is not sad, Who didn't fall in love with a few scumbags when they were young, and they will be promising in the future, don't let one scumbag die, your goal is to let thousands of scumbags die, don't you know? No, I'm still there?!" Ye Yan stepped out The office door raised its voice deliberately and scolded Chi Mu severely.

Ye Lan glared at her elder brother heartbrokenly: "I'm not broken in love again! You should keep the thousands of scumbags for yourself."

"Don't you like him?" Ye Yan dropped a few keys in a row by Ye Lan's stare, and looked around guiltily, "Besides, I'm a scumbag..."

Ye Lan had a loveless expression: "Did I act so obviously?"

"It's shameless to admit it! No, no, no...it's a brave admission." Ye Yan patted his brother on the shoulder with hatred, "Hey, you have to pour water and coffee on him Damn, you have to secretly drink the red wine that people have drunk... Every day, the show of affection has blinded our dog eyes, okay?! Otherwise, why are all the colleagues around you wearing radiation protection goggles!"

The seniors in the programming department turned their heads in response to the occasion. They all had the same black bra-shaped eye masks with a pair of rabbit ears on them. The seniors said that group purchases include free shipping, absolute guarantee of authenticity, no reason to return within seven days, and go to work Even the boss who is dozing off can’t find it, but it’s home travel, fire prevention and theft prevention, smoking and drug prohibition, it’s so stupid to be cute, a must-have artifact for a single dog who has a baby and a dog!Huh?Seems like something weird got mixed in?

"Obviously Xiaoren doesn't have one!" Ye Lan pointed at Gu Liren who was hiding in the corner and was waving a small handkerchief.Besides, those were all system tasks, system tasks, he didn't mean it at all!

Ye Yan looked contemptuous, "Didn't you see that he was blind from crying?"

"Okay," Ye Lan lowered her head and curled her lips in frustration, "Anyway, I don't like it anymore." It may take a little time now...

"That's right, if you think about it, just pour out the water in your brain." Ye Yan hugged Ye Lan comfortingly, his brother's back is also thin, and even his ribs can be felt, so he must be with Ye Lan. Someone made up for it...huh?He seems to have forgotten something very important?

At this moment, Ye Yan's cell phone started to vibrate again. As soon as Ye Yan picked it up, he heard Lao Deng from his company chattering about a lot of things. He has been busy chasing people in the company these days, and he has missed a lot of things. In addition to this incident ... Ye Yan couldn't help but feel frustrated, and heard Ye Lan whispering beside him: "Don't worry about me, you can go back and deal with the company's affairs." Seeing his brother hesitated, he nodded.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned around, he saw Chi Mu standing in front of the office a few steps behind. Ye Yan was startled, and quickly raised his head and pointed his nostrils at the front. Believe it or not, the uncle can breathe fire from his nostrils!Ye Yan let out a disdainful "hum" and left, saying that he really seemed to have forgotten something very important...

Jianzhang, who was tossed by Ye Yan all night before falling asleep at dawn, was woken up by the sound of a bell as a particularly important thing that had been forgotten. On the phone on the bedside table, I heard a gentle female voice, "Sir, your room is only available until twelve noon, do you want to renew or check out?"

"Ah? What?" Jianzhang sat up and leaned against the head of the bed with his sore waist supported, listening to the phone repeating "Are you renewing or checking out?", he rubbed his temples with a headache, thinking about yesterday Ye Yan took him upstairs to open a room... Then he went to the bathroom to take a bath in a daze, but Ye Yan ran in while he was taking a bath...

Jianzhang opened his eyes wide and raised his eyes to see the frosted glass door of the bathroom. Through the glass door, he could vaguely see that his clothes and trousers were scattered all over the place... Jianzhang's lower lip was trembling, and he suppressed his voice as he spoke to the phone He said "check out" and pressed the phone.

The whole room is filled with the smell of musk that has not yet dissipated. Jianzhang can only feel the nerves in his temples twitching suddenly, the knuckles of his fingers grasping the quilt are turning white, and there are sticky marks all over his body, and this scumbag Ye Yan doesn't know where to go Where is it, it has always been like this...

Jianzhang thought vaguely of the Chinese party at Brown University a few years ago, when he saw a senior whom he admired very much in a naive manner, his eyes were glued to Ye Yan all night at the party, and he said nervously when he shook hands with Ye Yan for the first time I can't speak, but I feel that every sentence of Ye Yan is very interesting, every movement and posture is very comfortable, even every breath and every look is very charming...

I don't know if it's drunk or intoxicated, anyway, he was drunk... and he became bold... When Ye Yan hugged him, he was not unhappy, even happy, and then he woke up early in the morning like this, even None.And the traces of that body are more like irony.

Then, when they met for the first time after a few years, their identities suddenly changed from senior and junior to collaborators. Ye Yan smiled and said that they hit it off right away, but he was not the one who would tremble happily when he shook hands. Stupid fan... Ah bah, she is a pure, flawless, crystal clear flower that has not been deeply involved in the world.

Jian Zhang lifted his noble head, pouted his buttocks and struggled to get up from the bed, his legs couldn't even close together, the liquid flowing from behind snaked down along the heels of his legs, Jian Zhang angrily grabbed the cup on the table and threw it , there was a sharp cracking sound, which was really heartbreaking.

Jianzhang regained a cold face, and muttered to himself, "What are you expecting until now." His voice was hoarse and weak, more like a barely audible sigh.

As soon as Ye Yan left here, Ye Lan looked at Chi Mu and was also taken aback. He didn't expect that Chi Mu had come out of the office, and he seemed to stand there for a while. He was surprised that the conversation with Ye Yan just now was probably overheard. You look so guilty, you can't help but feel a little guilty... Ah bah, why is my young master so guilty? !Grandpa is right again!Ye Lan turned her head and walked quickly to her seat to organize her things.

Chi Mu squeezed the doorknob of the office tightly, looked at Ye Lan's hair that was still bouncing around, and followed with a sullen face...

While stuffing the messy things on the table into the bag, Ye Lan kept looking at Chi Mu who was standing next to him, hey, this guy is still haunted by the young master, right? !Seeing Chi Mu's frown deepening, Ye Lan frowned decisively, "Director Chi is staring at me now because he is afraid that I will take important documents away and give them to others?!"

The seniors next to him put on their dark blindfolds automatically, the young couple can't afford to quarrel, wow!A senior continued to watch the new anime with a blindfold on, and the otaku next to him poured Coke up his nose... The team leader calmly bumped his head against the partition.

"No," Chi Mu ignored the frenzy beside him, and watched Ye Lan stuff the messy headphone cables and data cables into his backpack, and there were snacks and snacks under the desk. Comic book, Chi Mu couldn't bear to look directly at it, "You don't have any important documents here."

Ye Lan flicked her backpack, "You are Huo Guoguo's contempt!" She said it as if she had never been despised by Chi Mu before.

The onlookers were just about to applaud Xiao Lanlan for taking the first step of rejecting second counseling, when such an exciting atmosphere was interrupted, the uncle in the monitoring room ran over, "Director Chi, this is the check-in record after get off work last night, Just called out."

"I'm really sorry to bother you. I'll treat you to the monitoring room for dinner after this incident is over." Chi Mu took the thin A4 paper and nodded his thanks to the uncle in the monitoring room. The uncle has been running many times since morning.

"It's okay, it's okay, as long as this matter is resolved smoothly." The uncle waved his hand with a smile, and ran out without taking a cloud...

The door of the program department must be clocked in and out after work, but because the time card and the clock in the door are not the same card, the information record of the clock is not much important. Anyone who loses the card can immediately go to reissue it One, or if you punch my card and I borrow your card, etc., no one cares about the punching record, and it will be deleted regularly and never backed up.

When Chi Mu went to adjust the video recording at the entrance of the company just now, he saw that the staff coming in and out were normal overtime hours, and there were also dead spots in the monitoring, so Chi Mu thought of clocking in and recording, which might be useful at this time.

The time of committing the crime was only after get off work yesterday, and coincidentally, Chi Mu and Ye Lan left early yesterday, and the nerds said that the big bosses had gone home, so they said that they didn't gossip or even have the motivation to work overtime!Then they all withdrew in a swarm, so the check-in records were quite small.

Ye Lan stared suspiciously at Chi Mu who was waving his two small canine teeth at the uncle one second, and then paralyzed in the next second. Since the big boss Chi didn't believe him, why did he delete the check-in record?If you want to take the software away with someone else, you don’t need to go back to the company and copy it from the computer...

While working conscientiously (...) the seniors tore off their bras... No, it was blindfolds, they all surrounded them in a swarm, which hindered the aura of the big BOSS, and hated to have to worry about the danger of being taken away for research Launch clairvoyance directly!The group leader was drawing circles beside him, and just now he tore the blindfold apart in a fit of excitement...

And there are only three records on the much-anticipated paper.