Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

【Erye doesn't cry, stand up and masturbate】

I still have to change it again... Ye Lan fiddled with her laptop on the sofa in Chi Mu's office dejectedly. The coffee table was a bit short, so Ye Lan put the laptop on her lap again, and it was not comfortable to move it around. , Open your eyes wide again and scan over character by character... I don’t know how many times I read it, in fact, every time Ye Lan shows it to Chi Mu, she will check it first, but she can’t notice so many details Ah hello!

Ye Lan rubbed her eyes, it was already dark, and today is indeed the rhythm of working overtime, I have a headache after staring at the screen for a long time, the brain cells are probably dead, the whole head is dull, I staggered to stand up, my legs are still a little Ma, Ye Lan looked at Chi Mu who was staring at the computer screen with a concentrated face, if only he could see Xiao Huya when he was not smiling... Xiao Huya, come and comfort the young master! _(:з」∠)_

Chi Mu raised his eyes and looked at Ye Lan who was standing next to him holding his laptop with a dazed expression on his face, "It's changed? Wait a minute...you can dance around in the office first." After speaking, he went back to work.

Jumping around... Ye Lan was dumbfounded holding the electric pen, is this corporal punishment? !It's a little bit too ruthless, although the office is not big, but for a single otaku, jumping around is enough to breathe...Huh?What does it have to do with being single?

Just when Ye Lan's thoughts had drifted to Mars, the voice of the ball of light popped out in his mind again: "I, Hu Hansan, are back again hahaha! Huh? Today's day is very good, the sun is setting The widow is alone in a room, the situation and the situation couldn't be better, and there must be some entertainment to add to the fun, and it will not be worth the favor of the ball."

Ye Lan rolled her eyes on the spot, glanced at Chi Muzheng who couldn't extricate herself from the world of characters, and silently stood still and resisted the light ball: speak human words!I know that you have been chasing dramas like dogs recently!I warn you, don't make trouble, I'm bothered, my lord!This time, do you want to show him through Xiao Ye's death!And what the hell is a lonely man and widowed man?

The voice of the light ball was slightly disappointing: "The bitch is hypocritical... Huh! I am in a good mood today and come with an additional task! The way to kill a perfectionist Virgo is to write a program full of loopholes. If you can't beat him to death, you will annoy him to death!"

It was so annoying that he killed the young master!Ye Lan almost dropped the laptop on the floor, the young master will not do it this time even if it hurts to death!

Oh...it hurts...Ye Lan clamped her legs tightly, and it started again...Ye Lan's pretty face almost twisted into a twist, and she put the laptop on Chi Mu's desk, "Can you ...Let's take a look first..." Because the young master couldn't help it... No, it's going to hurt like a dog!

Chi Mu, who was about to finish but was interrupted halfway, turned black all of a sudden. This feeling of half-writing an instruction... the obsessive-compulsive disorder can't afford it.Chi Mu took Ye Lan's laptop and started to read it. Half of his face turned black when he saw it. Chi Mu pressed his temple with a headache: "It's the same problem, I've changed it several times, but it shouldn't be complete...Take it back and continue to change it. And it's not my job to examine you."

"Isn't it almost the same?" The bursts of pain in the back almost overwhelmed Ye Lan, as if her head was hurting even more, Ye Lan supported the table with her hands, and her heart was full of fire. Well, don't the left and right sides look the same? It's almost fine and no one will use a ruler to measure it? !

"Don't let me hear such perfunctory words again." Chi Mu pushed the laptop in front of Ye Lan without raising his head, and continued to write his instructions. Of course, he missed Ye Lan's whole life. Everyone's pale face.

The hands on the table were tightly clenched into fists at some point, fine beads of sweat appeared on Ye Lan's forehead, her legs trembled slightly, and she couldn't stand still. Mu's side face, took a deep breath: "I think it's okay but you don't think so, what can I do, I'm sorry, it's past the off-duty time, I'll go back first." Working overtime or something might as well go home Play mahjong with Uncle Four!Playing mahjong every day wins a higher salary than the young master!Full attendance will be deducted for being late!

Chi Mu turned his head in surprise, but Ye Lan closed the electric pen at once, walked a few steps to the door and left Chi Mu with a... It doesn't look so chic.

Ye Lan was so angry that she was about to spit fire, and even felt that her back didn't hurt so much anymore. In the past few days, my young master has been getting up early and late at night, enduring the torment of the biological clock. System, is it easy to fight wits and bravery every day? !Xiaoye's "Stupid Bird Learning to Fly" made such a scumbag special effect with scumbag pixels, scumbag pictures, [calm little Huya] is not eating and drinking water records!There is no connotation at all in the middle of the text!

There were very few people in the office. Ye Yan, the guy who forgot his brother when he saw sex, had already revived from the rest room and ran behind the brochure. I walked away, and there were still pains in the back, but there was no such strong feeling that the internal organs would be churned into slag. Ye Lan was glad that her home was relatively close, otherwise, even with his cute bumblebee It's a waste!

After finally getting out of the elevator and coming to the door, Ye Lan took out the key, her face darkened... This is the spare key of Chi Mu's house! The young master must have thrown his own key on the table and closed the door by mistake!

I left the spare key at home. It's so late now, I have to be late to go home and sleep according to the speed of getting up every day!I don’t want to call Daye, the current situation... It’s really embarrassing... How about getting off work early tomorrow afternoon to get it or ask Daye to bring it, and then go to Chi Mu’s house to borrow for one night today... Ha ha , will definitely be stopped outside the door.

Sure enough, working too much overtime recently has lowered IQ...Ye Lan smiled wryly and picked up the key and shook it. This key didn't open my master's lock...Frustration came one after another.

The pain in the back has not subsided, and her legs are a little unsteady, so Ye Lan just sat down on the ground... the mood is really... terrible, the feeling that the game and things she made for the first time were liked by others, and she was with her The enthusiasm that my brother wanted to go all out in cooperating with...all were polished away by the shortcomings one after another, and the corrections one after another until they got bored.

Ye Lan hugged his knees, buried his head in the gap between his arms, and sucked his sour nose. The pain behind him made his mind go blank, but this time he didn't want to compromise with the light ball again, the inexplicable task, the threat of punishment And the reward for losing morals... I've had enough!Do you understand that it is really dangerous to have cat ears and rabbit ears?It's really not sentimental=interesting at all!

It seems that the pain in the back came and went, and now it is better... Sure enough, the big man passed it... Well, Ren Ren's chrysanthemum is useless...

Ye Lan looked up habitually to look across the building, the eyes of the two rabbits were a little red, and Chi Mu's office on the opposite floor where the company's programming department was located was still bright... Hey, Ye Lan sighed, and the appointed place Turn on the laptop and change...

... After Ye Lan left, Chi Mu suddenly lost the mood to continue working, but today's work has to be done today, what if he dies tomorrow? ... No, there will be more things tomorrow.Chi Mu stared at the computer for a while, but found that he couldn't calm down, his mind was full of Ye Lan's pale back.

Chi Mu, who has always had a sharp tongue and killed people invisible, suddenly reflected, was he too sharp?Legend has it that little rabbits are very fragile animals with a glass heart... After finishing the task at hand in a very inefficient manner, Chi Mu slapped the table and went home!Put aside the idea of ​​finishing today's work today, and don't do things that can be postponed until tomorrow. What if you die tomorrow?Then there is no need to do it.

Probably because he was distracted, when he walked into the elevator of the apartment, Chi Mu accidentally pressed the floor of Ye Lan's house... Chi Mu stared at the button for a while, and then pressed the floor of his own home.The elevator stopped on the floor of Ye Lan's house. As soon as he opened the door, Chi Mu glanced outside the door and was about to reach out and press the door close button. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Ye Lan squatting at the door of his house, with his laptop on and his head buried in the door. In the arms and on the back of the head was a bunch of dangling, unbelievably elegant hair.

Chi Mu frowned, his body was already one step ahead of his brain, and he stepped out of the elevator... almost caught by the elevator doors that were about to close, Chi Mu looked around and touched his nose, but luckily no one was there.

Walking a few steps to the person squatting on the ground, Chi Mu saw that Ye Lan didn't respond, so he stretched out his hand to smooth Ye Lan's hair, but Ye Lan fell obliquely at Chi Mu's feet, his face was pale There is no blood color, there are some thin and dense beads of sweat on the tip of the nose, the eyes are a little swollen and tightly closed, and the two small rabbit teeth are biting the pale lower lip...

"Ye Lan? Ye Lan?" Chi Mu stretched out his hand to touch Ye Lan, but Ye Lan grabbed his sleeve. Fortunately, he didn't faint. Chi Mu heaved a sigh of relief and looked at the slightly opened eyes. Little Rabbit, "Do you... want to go to the hospital?"

Ye Lan shook her head, it didn't hurt much before, but a few minutes ago, it suddenly felt like a convulsion, and it was terribly painful. Ye Lan scolded the light ball hundreds of times with scalp numbness, but the broken ball didn't hurt. come out!

"Then... go to bed and lie down... tomorrow I will ask for leave and don't have to go to work... where is the key? I will open the door for you." Chi Mu supported Ye Lan so that he half leaned on his lap, looking at Ye Lan's uncomfortable face, he didn't know Why did she feel a little distressed, so she couldn't help but soften her voice, even though her face was so dark that she wanted to kill someone.

Speaking of the key, Ye Lan felt even more painful... The glass heart was shattered to the ground and turned into scum. She grabbed Chi Mu's clothes and did not let go: "Why do you give the keys to your house to the young master! Today, the young master It's your fault that you got the keys mixed up when you went out! TT.TT" Although the voice was weak, it captured the essence of the rascal.

Isn't that what you got in exchange for cooking and warming the bed... Chi Mu watched Ye Lan stop the magic knife that was about to blurt out, hesitated for two seconds, put one of the laptops in Ye Lan's bag and hung up on himself On his body, he picked up Ye Lan and waited for the elevator to go back to his home...By the way, he hypnotized himself, Ye Lan didn't fall on the ground to have intimate contact with the dust just now...The laptop and bag were clean without any bacteria...He didn't Without holding Ye Lan and hanging the bag... This world doesn't exist at all!Besides, what is cleanliness?

Ye Lan tugged on Chi Mu's collar, looking up, he could only see Chi Mu's hard chin and two beard stubbles beside him that were probably accidentally missed... He muttered weakly: "Young master, I don't want the princess to hug me." Hello……"