Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

【Fall in love with a wild rabbit, but my grandfather doesn't have a barbecue grill】

In fact, the woman is very good-looking, with a standard oval face and a pair of big almond eyes, a small cherry mouth with upturned corners, smiling even when she is not talking, her long hair reaches her waist like a waterfall, her middle part is dark and straight, and she wears short clothes Coupled with high-waisted trousers, it outlines a graceful figure...everywhere is a goddess level!

The goddess finally came to her senses, the girl who was so domineering just now became weak in a second, and the big tears fell down like broken beads. The small face as big as a palm was slightly swollen and looked very weak. The girls could talk With eyes full of grievances, he looked at Chi Mu who was beside him, "Mu Mu, he... hit me."

Facing the goddess' accusation, Chi Mu looked at Ye Lan with a paralyzed face, Ye Lan's dark eyes glared, what are you looking at, young master? !The young master's face is still hurting, hum!

Looking at the red marks on Ye Lan's milky cheeks, Chi Mu finally frowned up to the girl's expectations, "Oh, I agree."

The younger sister almost rolled her eyes instantly, with a look of disbelief: "Mu Mu, I didn't expect that you broke up with me because of him! But it doesn't matter, I know you just can't think about it for a while, or that sentence, I will I've been waiting for you to change your mind."

Chi Mu wiped the corners of his mouth with a napkin, and began to drop bombs one by one: "I was working overtime last Christmas. You met a Shabi in a coffee shop. During the Chinese New Year, I was lying in Shabi's arms and told me that you would go home to accompany me. Parents, you and Shabi went to Bali for vacation in January this year, and then in March, you broke up with Shabi and told me that you were in a bad mood and needed someone to accompany you. After two weeks, you and Shabi got back together and ran away. On the honeymoon, after breaking up, he said to wait for me, and at the same time had the nth room with Shabi, by the way, where were you yesterday, I don’t need to tell you.”

On the one hand, Ye Lan, who has already confirmed her identity as a mistress, is completely messed up... The rabbit's eyes have been glancing back and forth between Chi Mu and his sister, brother, didn't you go to have a room with me yesterday, you know what your ex-girlfriend is doing like the back of your hand , It's really cruel!To be honest, is it just talking about scaring people!And sister paper, do you dare to be more arrogant with your cheating record?

Chi Mu gave Ye Lan a look: I accidentally saw it when I opened the room yesterday.

Ye Lan opened her mouth wide in a daze: Why did the young master understand the eyes of a Virgo in seconds!This unscientific!

Chi Mu showed his cool little canine teeth: Would you like to take a bite...

Ye Lan quickly clutched her neck tightly.

The younger sister couldn't bear the flirtatious glances between the two of them, so she slapped the table: "Chi Mu, you have explained all these things so clearly, which proves that even if we broke up, you still care about me!"

Ye Lan walked up from the Guazi bench and glanced at her sister speechlessly, Guliang, did you get the wrong point... The logic of a species like sister paper is really amazing!

Chi Mu finally looked at Lihua Daiyu's ex-girlfriend very calmly: "My mother owns that coffee shop." So it means that your ex-girlfriend is completely out of business.

The girl was taken aback and finally went crazy: "Chi Mu! You don't come here! Why did I cheat! It's not you... No matter how I hook up with you, you are not interested! Whoever is in love, just hold hands and hug! I don't think you are a clean freak or don't like physical contact with others, you just can't do it!"

Ye Lan paused for a moment, holding hands and hugging when in love, why does she feel like lying on a gun... No!Ye Lan slapped her thigh, damn it!He seems to know something!

Happiness came so fast that he almost burst into tears, okay? !Ye Lan's mind was full of "Chi Mu just can't do it", since this is the case, they were definitely as innocent as white tofu yesterday!In this way, my integrity is still fresh!Ye Lan looked at the tragic scene in front of her, which seemed to be a parting of life and death. Fuck it, the young master must hold back!Can't laugh now!

Hearing what his ex-girlfriend said, Chi Mu twitched the corners of his mouth mockingly, and stared at his sister, his eyes became sharper every minute: "You know, I never touch dirty things. You can get out."

Ye Lan was so excited that she almost applauded. Is this the legendary patient with severe emotional, mental and physical cleanliness? It is hopeless, and it is you who should receive treatment, okay?Besides, sister, are you going to go or not? Just now, the young master was so nervous that he hadn't eaten a few bites. Now he's hungry.

When Ye Lan thought that his sister was about to leave the scene in grief and anger, and he could finally fill his stomach, the camera turned and the plot took another 360-degree twist...

Sister Zhi'er grabbed Chi Mu's sleeve with lightning speed, then sobbed and said in a pitiful whisper: "I was wrong...don't be angry...I came here to look for you because I have been thinking about you since we parted ...I have broken up with him completely, I swear I have nothing else, I only have you... Let's start again, okay?"

Ye Lan gave Chi Mu a sharp look: buddy, do you dare to be quick...I'm really hungry...

When Ye Lan was glanced at by Chi Mu, there was a chill behind Ye Lan, and she was instantly cowardly, well, what do you want to do, sir...won't you let people have a good meal? !What an annoyance!

Chi Mu glanced at his sister Zhi'er coldly, then lowered his head to stare at the little white hand that was pulling his sleeve, the small and fresh patterns on the nails... not as good-looking as Ye Lan's hand, after the appraisal, Chi Mu finally Say: "Let go."

"It's fine to let go," sister Zhi'er looked domineeringly at Chi Mu, "as long as you get back together with me."

Ye Lan said at the side that the girl's logic is really invincible, kneeling every minute!As a result, when Chi Mu opened his mouth, Ye Lan almost fell to the ground...

"It's okay to get back together," Chi Mu showed his cool little tiger teeth, "as long as you don't want to... wear clothes a day and change them for a week and then wear them for washing. After brushing your teeth every day, you still hold potato chips by your side." Leaving the dregs of the sofa while eating, watching Korean dramas and crying with snot and tears on the pillow and then falling asleep, not going to wash your hair for a few days without going out for a few days, sweating all over playing, and not taking a bath, you have to go to someone else's bed Lie down, may I ask if the pair of shoes on your feet are ready to be worn out and thrown away without brushing since you bought them?" Chi Mu showed a sarcastic smile, "As long as you can change it..."

The girl let go of Chi Mu's sleeve tremblingly, her eyes didn't seem to be looking at another earthling: "Goodbye... goodbye, I hate Virgo!" She ran away without looking back after shedding tears...

Chi Mu shook his sleeves in disgust, wrinkled his nose as if he couldn't bear the smell of the perfume left by his sister paper, and looked at Ye Lan who had stayed where he was and was almost crying because of the brutal scene just now, and spit out softly. One word: "Eat..."

Ye Lan quickly finished the work on the seat, picked up the tableware and finished the already cold lunch at lightning speed, and showed Chi Mu a smile as if asking for credit...

"It's so ugly to eat." Chi Mu was a little disgusted... he couldn't bear to look directly at him.

Ye Lan roared inwardly, if it weren't for your bad mood because you broke up recently, believe it or not, labor and management will hack you to death every minute!Ye Lan guiltily avoided Chi Mu's continued disgusting gaze...it really scared me to death.

When Chi Mu finished paying the bill and the two of them finally went outside, Ye Lan suddenly saw two figures flashing in the box a few tables away, one of them was his elder brother, hey!Why is Ye Yan still eating outside at this time... Does my brother have a bit of professionalism? Could it be because he missed work?Ye Lan never thought that her own situation was similar.

"That's my brother!" Who cares what his brother is doing now!Ye Lan introduced it to Chi Mu very proudly. It was like a kid showing off that my brother is very powerful and cheats, and even beats monsters away in minutes....

Before Ye Lan said more about Ye Yan's great achievements, she saw that Ye Yan didn't see her second master at all, and grabbed the thin back who came out of the box together, and shouted: "I will be responsible for you! "Drag the person into the box again...leaving Ye Lan who automatically repeated the soul-stirring echo of the restaurant, it's really messy!

Chi Mu gave Ye Lan a clear look: So this is still a genetic disease.

Ye Lan exploded in an instant: Swallow the word "illness" back to the young master!

Chi Mu raised his eyebrows: Huh?

Ye Lan hesitated: It's nothing...

Ye Lan recovered from the mess, bristled a bunch of stupid hair, tilted her head and blinked her eyes: Why do we still have to make eye contact (eye contact) when we are obviously able to talk?Ye Lan recovered from the mess,

Chi Mu stared at Ye Lan's dull hair quite coldly: Don't you know that there is a kind of person called "revealing IQ as soon as you open your mouth"?

Ye Lan said unconsciously: "Eh? There are people like this, haven't you heard of them before?"

Chi Mu almost laughed out of the frame, and strode forward with two small canine teeth showing. Hearing Ye Lan's footsteps following up behind him, Chi Mu said that he would not tell Ye Lan, but there was actually another kind of What people do is "stupid attraction".