Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

[Since ancient times, virgins (seats) have produced strange flowers, and I feel cute and cute]

The so-called most terrifying typhoon "Virgo" of this season is coming, the rain is heavy, there are almost no pedestrians on the road, the roof of a simple and simple shop on the street is lifted directly, Ye Lan stumbles with a sense of sight that is about to be blown away When I ran past, I was lucky that I didn't get hit, and I lit a wax by the way.

You must know that along the way, he has been smashed in the face by all kinds of messy things beyond human imagination. Just now, he saw a husky flying over from someone else, can you believe it? !When Xiaoha flew past Ye Lan, he gave Ye Lan a penetrating glance. Ye Lan said with a mournful face that it wasn't brother who wouldn't help you!Brother, I have to fly with you later!

The stagnant water in the street has covered Ye Lan's calf. When Ye Lan dived, she considered whether it would be faster to swim directly. The clothes on her body were already soaked, covering the thin body of the young man. An umbrella, but was taken away by a flying sheet on the way, Ye Lan said that whoever's Nima typhoon is coming and still drying the sheet!But didn't he just run out when the typhoon came?Thinking of this, Ye Lan smiled wryly...

Of course, Ye Lan was not in a good mood during the typhoon, so she came out for a walk, and felt the wild power of nature by the way, but was driven out... This person became Ye Lan's ex-boyfriend half an hour ago, and also Ye Lan's ex-boyfriend. Yan Jingran, Lan's innocent first love.But it turns out that all innocence has more than a dime to do with being stupid.

The history of Pattern Tucson began when Ye Lan became a student of the Department of Computer Science, Tsinghua University, the highest university in the country.

As soon as Ye Lan entered Tsinghua University, it caused quite a stir. The reason is that Ye Lan was considered a computer genius admitted by Tsinghua University with an exception. The exception admission means that Ye Lan won the national special prize in mathematics and computer science in the national high school student competition this year. Ye Lan, who is also extremely biased, was admitted in an exceptional way, because although every year in the national competition, except for the top academics and the gods of academics, it is really rare to see someone like Ye Lan.

It is conceivable that when Tsingda University's freshman information was announced, Ye Lan acted as a rule-breaking existence in it.So not only the various student forums of Tsinghua University, but also various popular social networks, with Ye Lan as the center of the storm, a heated debate on the college entrance examination and Chinese education was launched.

However, another point that Ye Lan attracted strong attention is that Uncle Ye Lan’s family is a well-known enterprise in the capital, mainly engaged in mining, and the family network penetrates the entire capital. Ye Lan’s father also opened two companies, and Ye Lan is the legendary The rich second generation... all kinds of envy, jealousy and slobber at that time can be imagined.

Of course, after that, Ye Lan's student life is doomed to be discordant.Ye Lan, who is not good at interacting with people, received such strong malice for the first time in his life. When he was at a loss, Yan Jingran just appeared, just like the beginning of all bloody bubble dramas, although there is no It was love at first sight, but as time goes by, Ye Lan slowly blinded his titanium alloy 360-degree dog eyes.

Because at that time, she was almost blind, and her three views were almost ruined, so when Yan Jingran confessed her love half a year ago, Ye Lan nodded without thinking, and was even a little excited.Then the plot of "Let's Watch the Meteor Shower Together on 123" was quickly transformed into the annual tragic family ethics drama of "A Little Suffering from a Poor Woman". Due to the rapid transformation, Ye Lan, who was already dull, was so honorably out of touch. up.

If I knew that a Virgo man is so difficult to serve, I would rather be a single dog who is unfettered, free, roaming the world, dancing with the wind! !Regarding the fickleness and pickiness of Virgo, Ye Lan, who "life is to be more casual", said that this picture is so beautiful, he is already blind!It's so sour!

However, Ye Lan, who has become a blind dog, once again broke through the limit of life, adhering to the "changes and sacrifices made for love are great!" He plunged into Yan Jingran's muddy water, and couldn't extricate himself.

After falling in love, Yan Jingran, who had never been intimate since falling in love, suddenly pressed Ye Lan on the bed when Ye Lan went to his dormitory. When they were together, Yan Jingran's roommate who came later broke their relationship so logically...

Ye Lan said that it was a disaster after that, but if he still can't figure out what's going on now, then not only is he blind, but his IQ has directly degraded into a negative, okay? !

Because Yan Jingran is about to graduate in his senior year and has already been intern in a top company, and Ye Lan, a junior, dropped out of school on his own initiative in order not to affect the scumbag, so Ye Lan's father rarely lost his temper with him. Ye Lan's brain became hot and she directly came out publicly, making the family very angry.

At this time, Yan Jingran's graduation thesis caused a sensation, and during the internship period, the company produced various new games and programs, and was officially hired, and the moment was full of glory... So Yan Jingran rented a house near the company, and the two The individual started cohabitation life so desperately.

Ye Lan stayed at home all day long to study computers when he had nothing to do. By the way, he felt his IQ plummeted, and every time Yan Jingran came back from get off work was the beginning of his ordeal.If it was before, Ye Lan probably would never have imagined that she, who can hardly take care of herself, would be like those housewives, cleaning up picky Virgo scumbags. No ash is allowed, no rubbish is allowed in the trash can!

In just a few months, Ye Lan said that he was completely reborn!Just reach out for cooking and laundry!This kind of life runs counter to Ye Lan's thoughts and gets farther and farther away, so the two of them quarrel more and more, and apart from the time when they pressed him to bed in the dormitory, there is almost no intimate action on weekdays. As for XXOO... Ye Lan said what was that?Can I eat it?Can it be used for cleaning? !

Originally, a person like Ye Lan whose reflex arc was longer than his thighs could not escape the rhythm of being played to death by Yan Jingran, a scumbag and fox, but Ye Lan's character after being defeated for so many years suddenly improved a little. pick-up.

The old professor of the computer department who had always cared about Ye Lan suddenly called Ye Lan back to school, and Ye Lan couldn't believe his eyes when he saw the scumbag's thesis given by the old professor!This is obviously a project paper I wrote in the literature retrieval class before!Nima, this can be regarded as an excellent graduation thesis, why is it so lame to graduate from Tsinghua University!The point is that the so-called "excellent graduation thesis" that the scumbag showed to himself was not this one!

Although the old professor hadn't read Ye Lan's finished article, but because he asked the old professor some questions when he wrote it, all the keen old professors immediately noticed some clues... As for why it took so long to say... it was because... Heck, he didn't remember what the problem was for a moment.

Afterwards, Ye Lan went to look at Yan Jingran's programs and games, and they were all edited by him when he was bored at home!In the past, many things exploded in Ye Lan's mind like a storm... Yan Jingran happened to appear, his roommate smashed the relationship and threatened him, he was more like a servant than a lover, his own dropout, quarrels with his family and brother's Split……

Of course, this is not the climax... The final make-up is that Yan Jingran did not return all night again, Ye Lan called Yan Jingran again, and the girl answered the phone...you can imagine what happened next... Today Yan Jingran came back, and when everything was broken, Ye Lan looked at Yan Jingran with disdain and indifference... Finally, all the masks of the past few years were torn off.

So Ye Lan rushed out with such a broken heart, and then walked a few steps. After feeling the wild power of the so-called "Virgo" typhoon in history, she felt that her body and mind would be crushed every minute. The second became dregs, remembering how he looked at his elder brother and his family before, all kinds of guilt made him unable to summon the courage to make a call, and when the typhoon of BT helped him recall the courage, the phone had already been soaked in the water again...

Ye Lan could only continue diving aimlessly, her vision was blurred by the heavy rain, but her depression and helplessness grew bigger and bigger, Ye Lan roared in the storm: "Sure enough, I have a grudge against Virgo! Ow!" Ye Lan wailed and fell into the sewer... He said why suddenly there wasn't so much water in this place, it turned out that the sewer manhole cover was washed away!How stupid!

... Ye Lan really opened his eyes in a daze, the back of his head hurts, and he couldn't see clearly in the darkness around him. If it wasn't for a bright light that suddenly jumped out, Ye Lan would have thought he was really blind... Huh?It looks like he fell into the sewer...but where's the water?Tao?What about the legendary King Kong Giant Mouse and Xiaoqiang?

By the way... this is... Ye Lan looked at a... selection box with a blue light in front of him? ?How come there is a feeling of arriving in a new world? !It turns out that the current sewer is still Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!Maybe there is an outdoor expert or something!yeah!

The selection box gave Ye Lan a kind of intimacy, although it appeared extremely unreasonable... Ye Lan read a bunch of cute fonts in the selection box.Please choose the shape you like: A cute girl B tall muscular man C Pikachu D handsome invincible boy E cute cutest cat F ball.

Ye Lan saw that the beating "The cutest cat is the cutest cat" was inexplicably black, and she knew at a glance that she wanted someone to choose this, so Ye Lan chose F ball very thoughtfully.Without any modifiers, you can tell that you are not distracted!He likes to be simple and low-key!

As soon as Ye Lan's fingers left the screen, a burst of dazzling light flashed, and Ye Lan saw a... a ball of light the size of a fist appeared in front of her eyes?Yo, still a speck!

I saw the ball rolled a few times and made a sound like howling ghosts and wolves: "Fuck! Where's my little fluffy tail?! My little plum blossoms can still scratch people's little paws?! Where's my flying ear ?! Where's my elegant and slender neck?! Where's my fluffy little fur that can easily explode?! Why am I such a bald ball!"

Ye Lan looked at the ups and downs light ball that was clearly a ball but could still be seen as a very irritable ball... Should he...should let the ball be alone for a while... No, it was a ball for a while...

Originally, the ball of all kinds of maddening light stopped for an instant... It seemed to turn to face Ye Lan, although she was bald and couldn't tell the front from the back, Ye Lan looked at the ball and blinked: "...Hello, little ball."

The ball of light exploded in an instant: "Hello, you ball!"

The ball of light seemed to quickly realize that it was too hot, the bright color faded in minutes, and slowly turned into a strange dark red, the dark red light ball flew around Ye Lan and then started, the voice also became Very... stupid and cute: "Ahem, you are already dead."