just not compound

Author of "Just Don't Get Back Together": Don't Wear a Vest

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A story about a tsundere (shou) trying to get back a loyal dog (gong) who is not good at words~

Also known as "Astronomically Priced President: Stuttering Little Wife, Don't Run Away"

The stuttering little wife was silent for a moment, then suddenly smiled slightly, and pointed to her lower body: "President, it's okay to get back together, sit up and move by yourself."

President: "..."

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Tags: sweet text, urban love, joy, enemies, strong and strong

Search keywords: Protagonist: Jin Xiao, Li Yichuan┃Supporting role: ┃Others: Love Story

Act.1

Jin Xiao is going to die of anger!

With a gloomy face, he stared viciously at the man opposite him who seemed to be unpacked. He gritted his teeth and held back for a long time before he said coldly, "Are you really going?"

The man paused, then nodded: "Let's go."

Hearing his calm reply, Jin Xiao almost jumped up from the sofa, but the moment he raised his leg, he forcefully suppressed his movement.

Be calm, calm, calm!Jin Xiao took a deep breath, pinched the center of his brows hard, and tried to speak in a calm tone: "Then how long are you going to go?"

The man paused for a long time this time, and said for a while, "Probably...not coming back."

"What?!" Jin Xiao finally jumped up, and rushed to the man with a dark face, clenching his teeth, "What do you mean! What do you mean no, come back?"

"Literally." The man took Jin Xiao's hand and was silent for a moment, "Jin Xiao, let's break up."

Jin Xiao's churning anger suddenly stagnated in his throat.

He clenched his fist tightly, raised and lowered it several times, and finally hit the man's suitcase with his fist. With a "bang", the clothes and supplies that the man had finally pressed were scattered out.

The man's expression remained unchanged, he just sighed softly, squatted down and stuffed the clothes in again.

Jin Xiao crossed his arms, stood aside and stared at his movements coldly. After a long while, seeing that he had stuffed it, he stepped on the box suddenly: "You can leave or break up, at least tell me a reason." ?" At this point, he seemed to be firing his teeth, "Are you cheating on me or are you sick of me? Give me a letter."

The man said nothing.

Jin Xiao's patience was gradually exhausted, and he kicked the suitcase violently: "Speak!"

The man remained silent, and after several minutes, he slowly said, "I don't want to talk."

Jin Xiao: "..."

Jin Xiao wanted to beat someone up again.He stared bitterly at the man's unchanged expression, walked around the room like a trapped animal, and kicked the suitcase hard for a long time.

At this time, he suddenly calmed down, turned his face away, said with heavy eyes, "Okay, get out."

The man bent down, picked up the suitcase, and walked out without looking back.

Looking at his back, Jin Xiao suddenly felt very powerless and sad. He wanted to run up to hug his waist to be coquettish like before, rubbing against him and saying not to go, but when he thought of the hateful appearance of the man who didn't say a word just now, he He really wanted to kick up with all his strength, wishing that he would roll out of sight immediately.

Maybe he sensed Jin Xiao's cannibalistic gaze, the man paused for a moment, then walked away quickly.

With a "click", the room fell silent.

Jin Xiao's shoulders also collapsed at this moment, and he fell into the sofa beside him.

He lowered his eyes, blinked in confusion, sat up suddenly for a long time, took the mobile phone on the coffee table, and typed with a gloomy face:

I broke up!unhappy!

After thinking about it, I deleted the word "no" and replaced it with the word "good", and then clicked the group post.

In less than two seconds, he received a reply. When he clicked on it, the sender was Li Yichuan—that is, the man just now.

The other party replied: Just be happy.

Jin Xiao: "..."

He rolled his eyes, his nose almost burst into flames, and his whole body was about to explode with rage!

***

Jin Xiao and Li Yichuan are a couple, a same-sex couple, who have been together for nearly eight years.

In these eight years, although there have been frequent quarrels and breakups, there has never been a breakup that made Jin Xiao so angry.

If you have the ability to break up, if you have the ability, you can explain why!

Is it because the eggplants from the day before yesterday were salty, or yesterday's clothes are mixed colors, you can say, one, one!

In the morning, Jin Xiao thought about it more and more in the office, and the more angry he became, the more he thought about it, and finally he was so angry that his chest felt tight. He still couldn't figure out why, so he simply called Li Yichuan on the internal line and explained it clearly in person.

Li Yichuan didn't move: "Think about it yourself, I still have something to do."

Jin Xiao's voice was sinister: "What can you do, get out of here!"

Li Yichuan: "No."

Fuck!

Jin Xiao clenched the phone tightly, his eyes darkened, and he really wanted to say, "If you don't come up, you'll get out", but after a pause, he was a little afraid that he would really get out like this...

This is not possible, Mr. Jin thought expressionlessly, he had been digging for more than a year before he was dug here, so he must not just let him go like this!

So Jin Xiao snorted coldly: "Okay, then I'll come to you."

Li Yichuan: "..."

Seeing that he didn't speak, Jin Xiao felt a little proud, and consciously won a victory. He was about to choke him happily, when he suddenly heard Li Yichuan say softly: "Evening? Of course I have time at night... I know a family Restaurant……"

"boom--"

Jin Xiao suddenly stood up.

His eyes were terribly cold, and his expression was terribly gloomy. Without saying a word, he pushed open the door step by step, and walked downstairs to the office area. He saw Li Yichuan looking at a girl with a smile on his face. The picture looks very harmonious.

This scene made Jin Xiao's eyes blaze, chest tightness and shortness of breath, but within a few seconds, his expression suddenly changed, abruptly changing into a personable, gentle and amiable leader.

At the same time, Li Yichuan looked over at him.

The moment their eyes met, Jin Xiao noticed that Li Yichuan frowned slightly.

He became even angrier immediately, clenching his teeth tightly: You frown!

Jin Xiao resisted the urge to kick Li Yichuan away, walked to him with a slight smile, sat on his desk calmly, and said casually, "We're chatting."

The girl said: "No, no, no, I'm passing by...Xiao Li, please be busy, I'll go first!"

Jin Xiao hummed in his heart: You are smart...but what does Xiao Li mean!

He glanced maliciously at the corner of Li Yichuan's eyes, thinking: Old Li is right?

"Lao Li" didn't change his face, and he was doing the report on his own, as if he didn't see Jin Xiao at all.

Jin Xiao was unhappy: "Li Yichuan."

Li Yichuan: "Yes."

Jin Xiao: "I'm asking you why."

Li Yichuan didn't raise his head: "Think for yourself."

Jin Xiao turned his face away, and said in a sullen tone, "I can't think of it."

Only then did Li Yichuan raise his head, staring at him with an unclear expression: "I really can't think of it?"

Jin Xiao noticed that his tone was loose, so he quickly came down and hugged him tightly, rubbed his neck hard, and said coquettishly: "I can't think of it, please stop making trouble~"

Li Yichuan's body froze, he quickly relaxed, and pushed him away with an oh: "It's fine if you can't think of it, there's no reason for it."

Jin Xiao: "..."

Li Yichuan: "It's a very simple breakup, don't think too much about it."

Jin Xiao: "........."

Li Yichuan: "Hey, go up and sit in your office."

Jin Xiao let go of his hand with a dazed expression, went upstairs and entered the office dully, and didn't react with a grim expression until he sat down on the swivel chair.

There is no reason!

Depend on!playing with me!

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Act.2

In order to prevent Li Yichuan from going on a date with that girl in a certain restaurant, Mr. Jin called the project director downstairs blankly and asked him to announce that he would work overtime tonight until the early morning.

Director: "..."

The director asked firmly: "President Jin...what's the reason?"

reason?

As soon as Jin Xiao heard these two words, he became angry, and his voice was muffled, annoyed and cold: "I, I, think!"

After finishing speaking, he dropped the phone viciously, fell on the swivel chair by himself and got angry, and kicked the solid wood desk so loudly.

He really can't think of that shit reason for breaking up!

Recently, the sex life has been harmonious, and the food he cooked has not had diarrhea. Jin Xiao gritted his teeth and thought about it, but he could only think of one reason, and this reason made him even more angry-Li Yichuan hated him.

"Fuck!" He kicked the table uncontrollably, covering his eyes annoyed and aggrieved, "I didn't even think you looked like a dick, you started to hate me."

Jin Xiao was so bored that he wanted to kill someone, but he knew clearly that there was no way to avoid this.

For lovers like them who have been together for several years, in order to maximize the quality of their relationship, the best way is to get married, have a child, and transform the impulsive and short-lived love into a bond between relatives.

But this is also the most impossible way. Let alone Jin Xiao's inability to have children, he cannot satisfy his partner just because of marriage.

Of course, if it was Jin Xiao a few years ago, he might have sneered at this statement and looked disdainful, but it is a coincidence that this is Jin Xiao a few years later, and he has already tasted the wear and tear of time on love I deeply understand the feeling of powerlessness.

"This time it may really be over..." Jin Xiao turned his face, lowered his eyes, his chest was throbbing, and he was so stuffy.

In the early hours of the morning, he was not in the mood to stop Li Yichuan, and walked to the parking lot alone in a daze, got into the car and was depressed and moldy alone.

A few seconds later, he sat up suddenly, his eyes fixed on Li Yichuan and the girl's figure, and all the previous melancholy and loneliness turned into monstrous anger.

It's early morning!It's only been a day since we broke up, yet he actually, he dared to...

At that moment, he almost wanted to break the steering wheel, throw it over, and then step on the gas pedal to run over the couple!Fortunately, a car honking behind him suddenly brought back his reason, so Jin Xiao had no choice but to smash the seat to vent his anger, then started the engine, and followed secretly.

Along the way, Jin Xiao was always in a state of anger, thinking viciously and over and over again in his heart, if they really went to the hotel later, would he run over the two of them with the accelerator, or would he just hit Li Yichuan into the air.

This idea persisted until he saw Li Yichuan break up with the girl, then turned his face slightly, and gave him a middle finger in the car.

Jin Xiao: "..."

Jin Xiao blew up again, pushed the car door with a "bang", gritted his teeth and walked in front of Li Yichuan, grunting angrily: "What, what, mean, what do you mean?"

Li Yichuan said lightly: "Fuck you in the air."

Jin Xiao was taken aback for a moment, then wondered for a while: "Can't you just fuck?"

Li Yichuan: "..."

Li Yichuan barely recovered his indifferent appearance, coughed and turned his face away, and said, "Until you remember the reason for breaking up, no."

coming!

Again!

As soon as Jin Xiao mentioned the reason for breaking up, he wanted to tear people apart!

He stared at Li Yichuan closely for a long time with ice-like eyes, then turned around with a sneer: "Okay!"

Then he deliberately slammed the car door loudly and walked away.

But after driving a few kilometers, he turned back unwillingly, jumped out of the car, grabbed Li Yichuan who was still standing there, lowered his head and sucked his lips vigorously.

Li Yichuan looked at him in astonishment.

Jin Xiao snorted, and pulled his face away in a big way: "What are you looking at, I can kiss if I want to, and come back if you have the ability."

Only then did Li Yichuan come back to his senses, he touched his lips thoughtfully, but said calmly, "No, we'll talk about it when you think about it."

Jin Xiao's face turned cold, and he wanted to strangle him: "...You have to let me remember, can't you just tell me!?"

"Of course." Li Yichuan put his hands down and put them in his pockets calmly, "but you will regret it."

"What if I don't regret it?"

Li Yichuan tilted his head, pondered for a moment, and said, "I let you fuck?"

Jin Xiao turned his face and gave him a sideways glance, with a bit of disgust in his eyes: "Say it like I don't want to fuck/you."

Li Yichuan: "..."

Li Yichuan was helpless: "Then can I fuck you?"

"Okay." Jin Xiao quickly agreed, thought for a while, and added with raised eyebrows, "It will take a whole day."

"..." Li Yichuan said, "Two hours at most."

Jin Xiao was expressionless: "All day."

"three hours."

"All day!"

Li Yichuan remained silent for a long time, and said in a low voice, "Four hours can't be more."

"Okay." Jin Xiao snorted unsatisfied, sat in the car with a straight face, sprayed Li Yichuan's exhaust gas again, shook his non-existent tail, and walked away in a fright.

Although the conversation still ended badly, Jin Xiao understood that the problem did not lie in the relationship between the two of them - no one would want to fuck an ex-lover who had fucked many times and their relationship was still broken.

...Although the length of time sounds a bit suspicious, but Li Yichuan has always been abstinent, never having sex more than three times a week, it is already very rare for him to have sex for four hours at a time.

Mr. Jin was in a good mood, whistled, and drove home triumphantly to sleep. When he was lying on the bed, he remembered that he still didn't ask the shit reason for breaking up!

All the good mood disappeared in an instant, and Jin Xiao's face became stinky again. He clenched his fists tightly and beat Li Yichuan hard with his thoughts.

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LZ is so hardworking~ Turn around for praise~

Act.3

Early the next morning, Jin Xiao muttered unhappily, turned over in a daze, stretched out his foot, kicked the alarm bell with a "snap", and then groaned and groaned to catch the chirp of the people around him, only to touch it. After a long time, I only touched a piece of cold silk quilt.

Mr. Jin woke up instantly, got up with a gloomy face, and went to the toilet to meet his physical needs.

Since being with Li Yichuan, this was the first time that he masturbated alone.

Jin Xiao was unhappy, very unhappy, the depression accumulated in his chest made it difficult for him to masturbate smoothly, and it took more than 20 minutes before he reluctantly came out of the toilet.

Because of staying for too long, Jin Xiao's footsteps were a little flimsy, and his body was a little weak. He slumped on the sofa and didn't want to move anymore. He just gritted his teeth and gritted his teeth as usual, thinking: If... If you let him know the reason for the breakup, he Absolutely—absolutely—

Let Li Yichuan get off, no, off, bed!

But after thinking about it for a while, he became a little dizzy again, his eyes filled with hatred: What kind of bullshit reason is that!

Why is he completely unimpressed!

"Generally speaking, there are only two situations when we break up without giving reasons." In the evening, in the bar, the boss made a glass of Manhattan for Jin Xiao with a smile, and thoughtfully delivered it to him. two is……"

Jin Xiao sighed sullenly, and asked displeasedly, "What's the second?"

"Secondly, I can't find a reason, I just want to break up with you," the bar owner said politely, "Letting you think for yourself is just giving you a step down."

Jin Xiao: "..."

Jin Xiao thought of Li Yichuan's sentence yesterday, "It's okay if you can't think of it, there's no reason at all", and his face suddenly changed, and his air was so cold that he was on the verge of fury. At this time, the bar owner pulled him back with a sentence: "But Your situation is quite special, you can ask him why, or ask him to give you a hint."

Jin Xiao was quiet, lowered his eyes and said in a muffled voice, "I asked, but I didn't say anything."

"What about the hint?"

"What hint?"

The bar owner smiled: "Don't say the reason, I have to give a few hints."

Jin Xiao's eyes lit up, his long legs moved, and he wanted to jump off the bar chair and hug the boss a few times to show his joy, but when he lifted it up together, he was forced down by him, and he turned around awkwardly and retracted. Land, turning away his face, suppressed his joy and moaned, "Oh... that's right, why didn't I think of that."

Bar owner: "...hehe."

At this time, Jin Xiao didn't bother to punish the bar owner for his disrespect. He dropped a few hundred sheets, sneaked into the bathroom, slammed the door, and called Li Yichuan.

After ten beeps, Li Yichuan answered: "What's the matter?"

His voice was filled with thick moisture, as if he had just come out of the bathroom, wrapped in a different kind of deep meaning.

Jin Xiao squinted his eyes and admired for a while, then suddenly realized: "Have you taken a bath?"

"Well, what happened?"

Jin Xiao's eyes darkened, his voice was cold, and he paused every word: "You took a shower, but asked me what, what, what?"

"..." Li Yichuan was silent for a moment, "I just took a shower, didn't do anything, and didn't plan to do anything."

"I don't care, don't take a bath outside in the future."

"That's not acceptable." Li Yichuan put his phone on his shoulder and dressed slowly, "Who knows how long I'm going to stay outside."

It's okay not to mention this, but Jin Xiao gritted his teeth and flew into a rage when he mentioned this, his chest was so stuffy and painful: "It's as if I want to drive you out."

Li Yichuan paused, wisely did not answer the question, and instead asked in a low voice: "Okay, what exactly are you looking for?"

Jin Xiao turned his face away and hummed, "Give me a hint."

He said this sentence quickly and vaguely, Li Yichuan didn't hear clearly, he was taken aback and said, "What?"

"I want you to give me a hint!" Jin Xiao's eyes were proud and bright, he raised his legs, and kicked the door panel once and for all, but his voice was very dissatisfied, "There is no hint at all, I guess what a fart."

"...Oh, a reminder." Li Yichuan turned his head and thought for a while, and seemed to feel that there was no reminder. He might have to stay outside for the rest of his life, so he said straightforwardly, "You said it at the birthday party three years ago. A word." After a pause for a few seconds, he added, "A word to a man."

"Three years ago? A birthday party? A man?"

"En." Li Yichuan said calmly, "Think about it, think about it seriously, I'll go to bed first, good night."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Jin Xiao to ask, he directly hung up the phone.

Jin Xiao didn't have time to argue with him. After he came out of the bathroom, he kept muttering in a low voice: "Three years ago... at the birthday party, I said a word to a man..."

But he talked to too many men at his birthday party three years ago!

There is a fart difference between this kind of prompt and no prompt!

Jin Xiao wanted to beat someone up again, and he was very unhappy with a sullen face: After all, it was the second situation...that is, he thought he was annoying and wanted to break up with him.

"Not necessarily." The bar owner pushed him a glass of Manhattan again, "The theory I told you before was based on the other party's perfunctory. I’m perfunctory for you, but I really hope you can remember.”

Jin Xiao finished again in one breath, with a gloomy voice: "I really can't remember."

"Think about it, think about it seriously, you will definitely remember it." The bar owner said the same thing as Li Yichuan.

Jin Xiao had no choice but to hold his head and lie on the bar counter, thinking bitterly and aggrieved.

A few minutes later, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and slammed the table: "I remembered!"

"Tell me."

"... At the birthday party three years ago, I went to the toilet to drain the water... Well, it seems... I praised a man for his big dick?"

"..."

"At that time, Li Yichuan came in after complimenting him. I don't know if he heard it, so I just pretended he didn't hear it..."

"........."

"Isn't it because of this?" Jin Xiao asked confusedly, supporting his head that was starting to get drunk.

The bar owner was expressionless: "You can try to be honest."

So Jin Xiao went to confess.

He called Li Yichuan, leaned on the bar, half-closed his eyes and waited for the connection.

This time the other party picked it up even more slowly, at the moment when Jin Xiao was about to fall down the bar chair, he picked it up slowly, with a deep sleepy voice: "What's wrong?"

"Oh, I seem to know why." Jin Xiao tilted his face and laughed in a low voice, "Is it because I praised a man's dick at the birthday party three years ago?"

"........."

"Ok?"

"…………"

Seeing that he didn't speak, Jin Xiao was at a loss: "Did you say it?"

"Praise a man's big dick?" Li Yichuan said lightly and word by word, his voice was completely devoid of sleepiness.

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Li Yichuan: Heh, heh, this account will be settled later.

Act.4

In normal times, if Jin Xiao heard Li Yichuan speak in such a tone, his tail would have been raised to the sky long ago, and he stabbed him in disgust at the same time: "Yo, are you jealous?"

But now, his head has been covered with alcohol and turned into a big cake. Not only did he not express anything, but he happily murmured, "Yes...it's really big."

"..." Li Yichuan felt a little tight in his chest, he paused, neither said he guessed right nor wrong, he just asked coldly, "Where are you now?"

Jin Xiao was stunned for a long time before his brain organized the meaning of this sentence.He turned his face and asked the bar owner, "Where am I now?"

Bar owner: "..."

Li Yichuan: "..."

Jin Xiao: "...?"

The owner of the bar didn't touch him, grabbed the phone, and quickly reported the address.

Li Yichuan let out an oh after listening, without any ups and downs in his tone: "Wait."

He slammed down the phone.

Jin Xiao took the mobile phone and fed it for a long time, but there was no sign of it, and he collapsed on the bar counter, aggrieved and shouted: "Why doesn't he talk!"

The bar owner was infinitely silent, and said abruptly after a long while: "...hang up."

Jin Xiao suddenly jumped three feet high, shaking his voice in shock: "What...he died?"

Bar owner: "..."

Bar owner: "...I said he hung up the phone."

"Oh, you didn't say it earlier," Jin Xiao lay down again, curled up on the ground with long legs, "I was scared to death."

The owner of the bar thought that I was scared to death by you, and said calmly: "Sorry, it won't be like this next time, would you like some hangover medicine?"

"No! I don't want to take medicine!" Boss Jin turned his face away impatiently, stretched out his hand and flicked the boss's tie, and moaned aggrievedly for a long time, "I want to hug~"

Bar owner: "..." What the hell!

Seeing him not moving, Jin Xiao's eyes sank, his temper suddenly came up, he kicked the bar chair next to him vigorously, and asked in a cold voice: "What the hell is asking you, hug, no, hug!"

His movement was so loud that almost half of the people in the bar looked over curiously.There was no other way, the boss had no choice but to get out of the bar, took off his gloves and stroked his hair, and said in a soft voice: "Hug, hug, good boy, stop making trouble."

Jin Xiao quieted down strangely, squinted his eyes, swayed back to the bar counter, and let him go along with him surprisingly well.

The bar owner walked along for a while, and suddenly felt something was wrong. Turning his head, he saw Li Yichuan leaning aside, staring at his hand with a vague expression, his eyes were dark, deep and dangerous.

Yep, I knew I'd hit it.

He put his hands back without changing his face, put on his gloves and walked into the bar, saying, "Here you are? Do you want something to drink?"

"No need." Li Yichuan hooked Jin Xiao's waist and brought him to his side, "I'm here to give you a hug."

Bar owner: "..."

He was in a rare embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I can't do anything..."

Li Yichuan looked very calm: "Well, I understand, his wine quality has not been very good." After a pause for a few seconds, he said, "Don't worry, I won't come to trouble you again next time."

The translation of this sentence is: Don't worry, I won't come to take care of your business next time.

The boss couldn't help feeling a little sad, and his tone was always smiling: "Where is it, it should be, and besides, Mr. Jin never troubles people."

As soon as the words fell, Mr. Jin, who never bothers others, suddenly stood up, leaned on the bar with a blank expression, and vomited.

Bar owner: "..."

Li Yichuan: "..."

Jin Xiao tugged at the neckline and fell back again: "...... Woo... uncomfortable!"

Li Yichuan calmly caught Jin Xiao from behind, took out a handkerchief from his pocket and wiped the corners of his mouth, took out some money and pushed it in front of the boss, nodded slightly apologetically: "Sorry, let's go first, Make amends another day."

After finishing speaking, regardless of Jin Xiao still muttering and twisting, he directly copied his legs, hugged him and walked out of the bar.

Along the way, he didn't say a word, and walked with a calm expression until he got into the car, he held Jin Xiao's face, rinsed his mouth briefly with mineral water, and then kissed him almost fiercely, Suck hard on the tip of his tongue.

Jin Xiao: "...cough, cough...uh-vomit!"

He was so kissed that he felt sick again.

Li Yichuan withdrew his tongue in time, covered his mouth, leaned into his ear and said softly, "Don't spit it out, you dare to spit it out in such a good atmosphere, I'll kill you."

Jin Xiao obediently stopped vomiting.He blinked, turned his eyes to look at Li Yichuan with difficulty, recognized him for a long time, and finally recognized that this was his lover, remembering what he said before, Jin Xiao opened his legs generously, hummed and said: "Come on, let's do it!" .”

Li Yichuan: "..."

Li Yichuan's head hurt a little, he stretched out his hands to close his two unruly long legs, and sighed softly, "Why do you keep thinking about this?"

Jin Xiao was unhappy: "Didn't you say you were going to kill me? Don't do it?"

Li Yichuan rubbed his eyebrows: "I said it casually, don't take it seriously."

Jin Xiao was stunned for a moment, turned his face away with an oh, and didn't know if he heard it or not. When Li Yichuan realized something was wrong and went to look at him, his eye circles were already red.

Li Yichuan: "..."

Li Yichuan panicked, immediately lowered his head, turned his face carefully, and asked in a low voice: "What's wrong? Why are you crying suddenly?" After a pause, his voice was lower and softer, "Don't tell me it's because Can not do--"

“爱”字未落，他冷不丁被靳霄砸了一拳，对方红着眼眶盯着他，咬牙切齿说：“就是因为这个！一周才做、三、次，老子想揍你很久了！”

"..." Li Yichuan really didn't know what to say. After a moment of silence, he said helplessly, "The doctor said that doing too much is not good for your health, and you are prone to anal fissures, and you will bleed every time you do it."

Jin Xiao was stunned again, and turned his head after a few seconds: "You despise my anal fissure..."

Li Yichuan: "...I haven't."

"You have."

"Not really."

"You have it!" Jin Xiao turned his face and said angrily, "If you don't have it, come and fuck me!"

Li Yichuan: "..."

Li Yichuan couldn't say more, thought about it, compromised and said, "Let's do it another day."

Jin Xiao snorted coldly: "Why do you have to change the day, today are you impotent?"

"No, it's not happy today." Li Yichuan said nonsense with a calm face, "It heard you praise other people's dicks, so it's jealous."

Jin Xiao was inexplicably persuaded by this reason: "...Oh, that's it, let's do it another day."

The two took a temporary truce and drove back home.

As soon as he entered the door, Jin Xiao began to feel uneasy again, and moaned and rubbed against Li Yichuan: "If you don't want me to touch my head office...please touch me~touch me~"

Li Yichuan put down the key and pushed him away: "No, I'm not happy."

Jin Xiao was angry: "It's not that you let your dick touch me! It's none of your business if it's not happy!"

Li Yichuan was expressionless: "I mean I'm not happy."

"What's wrong with you?!"

Li Yichuan said lightly: "You haven't guessed the reason for the breakup, of course I'm not happy, feel it yourself, I'll go to sleep first."

After finishing speaking, he brushed past Jin Xiao with a calm expression, and drifted upstairs to sleep.

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I was moved to tears by my hard work...

Act.5

As soon as Mr. Jin heard the words "reason for breaking up", he wanted to beat him up. He suppressed it for a long time before he took any action. He jumped onto the sofa sullenly, buried his face, and rubbed him fiercely several times. Gritting my teeth, I thought about it: the reason for breaking up, the reason for breaking up, the reason for breaking up, and the reason for breaking up again... the hand that split the fart!Reasonable fart!

You ask me to guess, but I don't guess!

piss you off!

Then he fell asleep with anger.

Because he slept on his stomach, Jin Xiao almost didn't wither when he woke up the next day, his lower body was pressed half soft, and there was an inexplicable tingling pain when he touched it.Jin Xiao grimaced, jumped up limping, gritted his teeth, looked fiercely, and jumped up one leg towards the toilet.

It's all Li Yichuan's fault!

I have already broken up and I am still sleeping at his house... sleep with a hammer!

As a result, he has no bed and can only make do with the sofa for one night!It was so good that Chirp became soft!

Jin Xiao was so unhappy that he poked open the door almost murderously, and was about to go in for a "morning exercise", but at this moment, his cell phone rang suddenly.

At that moment, Jin Xiao's eyes could almost kill people, and even the breath he exhaled was hot with anger. He jumped to the phone with a "boom, boom, boom" and answered it with a "snap": "Who!"

The other party was taken aback, obviously did not expect Jin Xiao to be so angry, and his voice was innocent: "...me."

Jin Xiao said coldly, "Who are you?"

The other party hesitated and hesitated for a while, then asked in a low voice, "You, are you Jin Xiao?"

"It's me." Jin Xiao snorted, turned his face away, and looked at the phone screen. The other party was calling his private number. It seemed that he knew him, and they might have a close relationship.

The other party breathed a sigh of relief, and his tone suddenly became more relaxed: "You said it earlier~ I thought I made a wrong number." After a pause, he seemed very shy, "Well... Maybe you don't, don't remember me anymore I did, but I never forgot you . . . I was—was—"

Jin Xiao found a seat, leaned down with arms crossed, and waited for him to finish.

Who knows that he "yes" for a long time without saying "yes", at the end he covered his face and groaned in an extremely shy voice: "Oh no, I can't say it~"

Jin Xiao: "..."

Jin Xiao glanced at the completely shriveled lower body, with a cold expression: "If you can't say it, then you can't say it, I'll hang up first."

"Don't, don't, don't—" The other party was startled, then turned his face away, inhaled and exhaled, "Then, I said it..."

"Go ahead."

"I, I really said it!"

"Say."

"I……"

Jin Xiao's anger finally exploded. He kicked the coffee table in front of him coldly, and his long legs pressed heavily on it with a "bang". He gritted his teeth and said every word: "Say it quickly! Don't say get out!"

"...It's your boyfriend," the other party said Youyou, "the one from before."

Ex-boyfriend?

Jin Xiao was stunned suddenly.

Seeing that he didn't respond, the ex-boyfriend was a little aggrieved: "Why didn't you talk? Did you forget me? Xiaoxiao, you are so kind, no one has forgotten you, and you actually forgot him first..."

Jin Xiao was stunned by two "people" one after another, and said in a daze for a long time, "Have we been in love?"

"Of course we talked about it!" As soon as this was mentioned, the ex-boyfriend became shy again, twisting and turning on the other end of the phone, "You boasted that my insides are tight and hot~"

Jin Xiao is rare: "........."

At this time, the ex-boyfriend seemed to think of something, and he became even more shy: "... After breaking up for so many years, I can't forget you (big dick), you are the most fierce 1~"

Jin Xiao was about to talk at first, but when he heard this sentence, he suddenly remembered what he said to Li Yichuan yesterday, "Then come fuck me", and immediately said "......".

The ex-boyfriend didn't notice his abnormality, and was still shy, covering his face for a while, twisting and twisting for a while, and after about a minute, he continued: "Well, I want to ask you a question..."

Jin Xiao was silent for a while: "Ever loved?"

The ex-boyfriend chirped: ">//////<~That's not the sentence! Is it... an appointment?"

Jin Xiao: “…………………………………………”

Jin Xiao felt that he was done. At that moment, what he thought about was not whether he was sorry for Li Yichuan, and secretly having sex with his ex-boyfriend, but... Can he still go on a date?

Mr. Jin is not happy anymore.

very unhappy.

The kind of unhappiness like being poked hard by yourself.

He lay back with a stern face, rubbed his feet on the coffee table vigorously, and refuted the subconscious thought just now with reasonable grounds in his heart: Why can't we make an appointment?Of course we can make a date!

Isn't it just 0 for eight years?Why can't we do 1!

Has anyone stipulated that a 0 who has been a 1-year-old cannot be a [-]?

……no?

So he must be able to make an appointment!

Here he is struggling with his thoughts, while his ex-boyfriend over there is also very disturbed, wondering if he is being too straightforward, after all eight