This attack is too expensive and boring

Husband

After Jimo Yu and Luo Chen got married, it was the first time to return to Jimo's house with a formal identity, the old man's face was so ugly.

Luo Chen was a little embarrassed, but Jimo Yu didn't even care.

When eating, Xiaorui pushed his own baby stool to Jimoyu's side again and again, and stood upright: "Brother hug."

Jimoyu squinted at Ji Xiaorui, pointed at Luo Chen and asked, "Who is this?"

That is, Xiaorui (firmly): "Shu millet."

Jimo Yu (indifferently): "Do it yourself."

That is, Xiao Rui looked at his mother helplessly, why didn't his brother give him a hug?I clearly gave him a hug before.

Jimo's mother looked at her son and thought, hey...it's really different to have a daughter-in-law.

It was the first time that Luo Chen went to Jimo's house for dinner as a daughter-in-law, and Luo Chen felt a little nervous. Seeing that Jimo Yu really left Jimo Rui on the ground alone, he was a little embarrassed, and got up and wanted to hug Jimo Rui to the baby stool .

Jimoyu stretched out his hand to stop Luo Chen, pointed at Luo Chen and asked Ji Xiaorui again: "Who is this?"

That is to say, Xiao Rui thought for a while and answered uncertainly: "Lou Chen?"

"Luo." Jimo Yu corrected him expressionlessly.

The food on the table is already set.

Seeing Jimo Yu holding Luo Chen's favorite sweet and sour pork ribs with one chopstick after another, Xiao Rui was very anxious, his eyes were fixed on Jimo Yu's chopsticks, and he quickly understood: "Luo!"

The next second, he realized that he had pronounced it correctly, and immediately turned his head to stare at his brother.

It seems that everyone is calling it right, so hurry up and hug it on the stool!

"The answer is wrong." Jimo Yu continued to remain expressionless.

That is, Xiao Rui stomped his feet anxiously.

"Think about what your name should be Luo Chen." Jimo Yu rarely reminded him kindly.

That is to say, Xiaorui's heart was full of Jimoyu's chopsticks, seeing that the direction of sticking out was wrong, he immediately shouted: "Sweet and sour pork ribs!"

Luo Chen: "Pfft..."

Jimo Yu calmly took off the rice grains on his cheeks one by one, looked at the culprit, Xiao Rui, whose face was gloomy and couldn't be more gloomy: "Call me brother!"

That is to say, Xiaorui looked at his brother's terrified look, completely ignoring Jimo Yu's meaning, and shouted: "Brother..."

Only then did Jimo Yu bend down to put Ji Xiaorui on the baby stool.

Who knew that Jimo Rui moved faster, swishing the baby stool under the table, the small figure disappeared under the table along with the baby stool, and then appeared next to Luo Chen in the next second, and arranged it by himself, three times five times Chu Er climbed up and whispered to Luo Chen: "Lou Chen, brother looks like he wants to eat people."

Luo Chen nodded in agreement, and quickly put two pieces of sweet and sour pork ribs in the bowl for Jimo Rui.

Jimo Rui immediately smiled: "Thank you, Lou Chen!"

Jimo Yu: "..."

Jimo's mother looked at the three children on the opposite side and smiled, while the only neglected old man at the dinner table continued to hold his chopsticks with a black face.

Damn!No one has a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs for themselves!

Damn!Why should the sweet and sour pork ribs be placed so far away from me!

Damn!Gotta fire the kitchen guys tomorrow!

After drinking for three rounds in the evening, Luo Chen talked with Jimo's mother for a while, and Jimo Rui continued to pester Jimo Yu to throw high.

Impatiently, Jimo Yu put Jimo Rui directly on top of the tallest wine cabinet in the living room, then turned around, walked back to the sofa and sat down to continue reading magazines.

Jimo Rui looked at the high ground tremblingly, not daring to move.

What if it falls down and becomes swollen! ! !

Everyone in the family seems to have something to do.

The old man was left alone again, and his face became even uglier.

Damn why no one came to pester me to throw it high!

Damn, neither of the two sons can live up to expectations!

Thinking of the old man standing up all of a sudden, seeing Luo Chen's complexion, he said, "You, come up. I'll talk to you."

Luo Chen was always nervous and afraid of the old man, and this time was no exception, he hurriedly stood up and looked at Jimo Yu helplessly.

The moment Jimoyu heard that the old man wanted to talk to Luo Chen alone, he also closed the magazine with a snap, and stood up.Walking to Luo Chen's side, the posture is to follow.

The old man looked very angry: "What are you doing! I'm married and I can still eat him!"

Jimo Yu looked at the old man lightly, and was very frank: "I don't trust you."

"Who are you talking to!" The old man immediately became unhappy.

Luo Chen saw that the wind direction was wrong, he quickly tugged Jimo Yu's sleeve corner, and told him with his eyes: "It's fine."

Jimo Yu looked back at Luo Chen's eyes uncertainly, the two of them exchanged glances for a while, and then Jimo Yu reluctantly let go of Luo Chen, and looked at the old man's back provocatively and said: "Call me if you have anything to do." .”

The old man stomped his feet heavily as he went up the stairs.

In the study, Luo Chen stood respectfully by the door, not daring to sit down.

The old man sat on his swivel chair, pointed at the sofa opposite, and said flatly, "Sit."

Luo Chen carefully sat down.

"Which of you two cooks at home?"

Luo Chen was taken aback, he didn't expect the old man to ask this, so he said honestly: "I cook when I'm at home, and he cooks when he's at home."

"Can he still cook?"

The old man looked contemptuous.

"Not much." Luo Chen is still very honest: "But he learns very quickly."

The old man's face darkened instantly when he heard the words.

Damn, I thought it was because I was forced by life to endure hardships outside these years.

The fuck actually learned it for the daughter-in-law.

What a fucking jerk!

"Which of you two will take care of Xiao Rui?"

"Usually Ayu will pick you up."

"What about you?" The old man raised his eyebrows.

"Sometimes I work shifts and stay up late at night, but Ayu won't let me go."

"The bastard still asks you to do shift work?" The old man was not happy for a moment.

"Ah." Luo Chen quickly explained. "I don't blame Ayu for this, it's because I refused to resign. I like that job."

Tut tut.The old man felt sorry again.

Damn, this is also willing to follow.

After failing to get a satisfactory answer to two questions in a row, the old man finally resorted to his trump card with some dissatisfaction.

"Which of you two is on top and who's on bottom?"

This kind of question...

Luo Chen's face flushed red all of a sudden.

The old man was finally satisfied, and looked at Luo Chen with a haughty snort.

"I can tell by the way you look that you can't overwhelm anyone!"

Luo Chen was suddenly hit.

On the way home, Luo Chen sat in the co-pilot, still foolishly immersed in the blow and didn't recover.

Jimo Yu looked at Luo Chen worriedly, and asked, "What did the old man tell you?"

Luo Chen raised his head and looked at Jimo Yu with a complicated expression.

Before Jimo Yu could speak, Luo Chen asked, "Ayu, how about I be up there tonight?"

Luo Chen took the initiative?

Immediately, Jimoyu turned his gaze to Luo Chen's side, with a satisfied expression of understanding and approval.

"No, no, no, you misunderstood." Luo Chen explained: "I mean, can I do it well tonight? Your father said tonight that I knew it was a fate from the bottom at a glance. I want to hit you hard."

Hearing this, Jimoyu turned his head calmly, pretending not to hear.

In the evening, Luo Chen took the initiative to take a bath for himself and used a fragrant shower gel. He ran out of the bathroom excitedly and jumped onto the bed without even wearing a pair of trousers.

In normal times, seeing such a shy person like Luo Chen so proactively dedicated himself, Jim Moyu's eyes would have turned green.

But now Jimo Yu got up from the bed like Liu Xiahui was still sitting in his arms, took the quilt, wrapped Luo Chen up and lay down, and told: "Be good, don't catch a cold." Then he turned off the light and went to sleep.

Yes, turn off the lights and go to bed.

pure!sleep!Sleep!

Luo Chen slightly felt that this ending did not meet his expectations.

So he hugged Jimo Yu and twisted and twisted.

But Jimo Yu gritted his teeth and forcibly held back.

Damn, being crushed below?

Make fun of your sister! !

Luo Chen twisted for a long time and saw that Jimo Yu was still hard-hearted and refused to respond. After thinking about it, he lay obediently beside Jimo Yu, hugged him, and buried his head next to Jimo Yu's arm, his voice was low and muffled Bored: "Husband..."

Immediately, Jimo Yu was captured by the crisp and soft voice, and felt that his life was really fulfilled.

So many times and so hard to get him to call him husband, every time he would rather be bullied to the point of crying than call him, and now it is used for this.

this!indivual!superior!noodle!

Jimo Yu felt frustrated.

Feeling Jimo Yu's stiffness and shaking, Luo Chen made persistent efforts, climbed up, stretched out his small teeth and softly bit Jimo Yu's earlobe: "Husband..."

Jimo Yu is almost hard in seconds.

After a long while, Jimo Yu finally surrendered, lying stiffly, looking at the pitch-black ceiling, with a decisive voice: "Would you know it?"

"Of course!"

Luo Chen got up excitedly.

Jimo Yu gritted his teeth: "Only this once, never again!"

"Okay!" Luo Chen almost danced.

Then, you can hear, in the dark room, in addition to the ambiguous low-wheezing, there is also a discordant——

"Luo Chen, you are on target!"

"Ah! You are going to murder your own husband, slow down!"

"Luo Chen, you did it on purpose, right? It's not that place!"

"You still feel the pain when I'm crushed! Forget it, lie down and I'll do it myself!"

……

Hey, in fact, the days are much happier if you calculate carefully.