This attack is too expensive and boring

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Jimo Yu didn't have a good impression of Lu Zixu, or rather, he didn't have any good feelings.

Originally, when I heard that Lu Zixu didn't make a fuss in the Lu family when he knew that the third uncle of the Lu family was going to send him here, he even alarmed the old man, and thought that Lu Zixu was a genuine person.

And when they met for the first time, they heard the other party's loud confession, and thought it was Lu Zixu's deliberate trick to drive him away.

But after Lu Zixu got under his bed and tried to take off his pajamas on the first night, Jim Moyu felt that maybe he overestimated Lu Zixu.

At the same time, Luo Chen was also distressed.

What the netizens on the forum say is not reliable.

Although Luo Chen liked Jimoyu, he didn't know where to start, so he immediately went to the forum to ask for help from the omnipotent netizens. The moment the question was posted, the netizens responded kindly and enthusiastically pointed out Luo Chen's description of the problem It is very incomplete, such as Luo Chen's gender and the other party's gender, who is chasing whom and so on.

Luo Chen replied calmly, I am a man, and the other party is also a man, so I chase him.

This post became popular in an instant, and the replies were all kinds of strange, such as asking the host to take a photo, praising the host for his courage, being considerate of the host's sincerity, enthusiastic and strong support, etc., but there were very few who really helped Luo Chen come up with a solution And less.However, although there are few, there are still a few. Luo Chen copied them one by one, and classified them into summaries, and found that the general meaning is actually the same—that is, like a man, simply strip off his clothes, or take off his clothes directly. superior.

Luo Chen's baby's fat cheeks suddenly wrinkled into a big embarrassment, and he blushed with an irregular heartbeat.

Although Luo Chen is gay, he is a very pure gay who doesn't understand anything.Even if I like Jimo Yu, I found out after repeatedly seeing all kinds of scandals about Jimo Yu in the media magazines, and I became more and more chest tight.For this reason, he also specially consulted his purely gay high school classmate - the real young master of the Lu family.

The young master of the Lu family looked at Luo Chen with peachy eyes and smiled lightly: "Will your face blush and your heart beat?"

Luo Chen nodded with a blushing face.

The young master of the Lu family continued to chuckle: Will he have an irregular heartbeat, longing to be touched and hugged?

Luo Chen pinched the corner of his clothes, blushed even more and nodded.

The young master of the Lu family seems to have discovered a new continent: Will he have a spring dream about him?

Luo Chennu: No!

Making friends carelessly is really a way of no return.

The 21-year-old Luo Chen thought contemptuously in his heart, and then pretended to be calm. Under the guidance of enthusiastic netizens, he blushed and heartbeated and studied a few x-films and Baidu about the proper names of gays.

After doing all this, Luo Chen felt that he was really going all out. After thinking about it, he felt that Jimo Yu could not be the one who was raped. He gritted his teeth and took a deep breath all afternoon and one night before walking into Jimoyu's room with a stiff face. In the room, he was kicked out by Jimo Yu with a gloomy expression before he could perform the so-called trick of luring the enemy that the netizens taught him.

Luo Chen has not figured out which step went wrong until now.Is it because I am not attractive enough?

Luo Chen thought while brushing his teeth in the mirror, these eyebrows are very clear, this nose is very straight.Luo Chen wrinkled his nose in the mirror, well, he's actually not that straight, at least he's far behind Jimo Yu, but he's also very cute.And this rosy little mouth, Luo Chen wiped off the toothpaste foam on it - motherfucker is not rosy at all, hey.But at least there is still good skin, Luo Chen squeezed it regretfully, the older sister in the store always pinched it secretly when he was working part-time.

Luo Chen spit out the toothpaste foam in his mouth, took a mouthful of water to rinse his mouth, and finally looked at himself in the mirror encouragingly.

It's only the first day, it's okay, Luo Chen, come on!

It was past nine o'clock when Jimo Yu woke up.He didn't sleep well in the first place, but because of Luo Chen's surprise attack last night, he slept even less, so when he got up, he felt a sense of waking up.

He didn't know if Luo Chen got up or not, and it didn't matter whether Luo Chen had breakfast or not, but Jimo Yu lay on the bed with his eyes closed thinking about something.

Although I made it clear to Lu Zixu yesterday morning that I am not a man and woman, in fact, I am afraid that both of them knew that it was not such a short time.Jimo Yu is gay, purely gay, which is one of the reasons why he left home in the early years.Well, in fact, things were a bit complicated back then, but this was indeed a fuse.

Over the years, Jimoyu has also considered whether he needs to start a family and have a child—after all, when he gets old, the family business still needs to be inherited, and he can’t always eat out with his friends during the holidays, but Jimoyu You just can't force yourself.

——Yes, scumbags like Jimo Yu also have people they like.It's just that the person disappeared.

This is also one of the reasons why Jimo Yu never refuses anyone who is unrestrained.But Jimo Yu still has a bottom line, what he does not refuse is that this matter has no effect on the two of them and the so-called person, at least, will not affect himself.But Lu Zixu was different, Lu Zixu was just a bargaining chip that the Lu family let go to show their sincerity.To put it bluntly, this bargaining chip is just a tool. If the Lu family is good, this bargaining chip is naturally good. If the Lu family is not good, this bargaining chip will also be ruined.

If Jimoyu had really put any thought into this bargaining chip, he was afraid that he would be led by the nose by the Lu family.

Jimo Yu, who has worked hard for many years and suffered a lot, knows very well the feeling of being led by the nose but not being able to resist. This feeling has been tasted once when he was planning for a rainy day, and he absolutely does not need to experience it again.

Therefore, Lu Zixu's current state is actually an outsider who can enter Jimo Yu's house for the first time, but he can only be left alone.

But this time, for Luo Chen, it was completely out of his consideration.Because he is not Lu Zixu, he just needs to wait until Lu Zixu's role-playing is over before telling Jimo Yu his true identity, and then the two of them will be together happily.

Yes, Luo Xiaochen is so open-minded.

Jimo Yu's home is very big, but because Jimo Yu is rarely at home, there are no servants in Jimo Yu's home, only hourly workers who come here occasionally.

Luo Chen originally wanted to make a loving breakfast for Jimo Yu before he woke up to express his full love for Jimo Yu, but when he entered the kitchen in the morning, he found that the kitchen was as clean as a model room selling kitchen utensils of.Luo Chen even found that the anti-counterfeit labels on the stove and dishwasher were not torn off.

The refrigerator and cabinets are even more refreshing than that.

Luo Chen frowned, this is impossible.

It was raining lightly outside, and Jimo Yu just dropped him into a guest room yesterday and disappeared without a trace. He neither introduced the functions of each room in this three-storey house to himself, nor gave himself a bunch of keys.

Luo Chen looked at his phone, it was past seven o'clock, just in time for the morning market, so he generously took the car keys that Jimo Yu left at the entrance, opened the door and walked away.

In fact, Luo Chen did not have a driver's license, but he was not afraid, because he knew that Jimo Yu's license plate was not deliberately withheld.

Luo Chen drove Jimoyu's luxurious Cadillac to a large supermarket and farmers' market very far away. ——It's not to blame Luo Chen, Jim Moyu lives in a large supermarket in a high-end community, a box of strawberries costs 98 yuan, pay attention, it's in a small white box that dissolves easily.

This is nothing short of robbery!Luo Chen held a box of strawberries and thought angrily.

Therefore, when Jimo Yu woke up, packed up and was about to go out and found that his car keys were gone, it was conceivable that his face was gloomy.

Jimoyu subconsciously wanted to call Luo Chen, but found that he didn't have Luo Chen's mobile phone number. He wanted to drive another car and leave first, but he just sat on the sofa with a sullen face and patience. waiting.

It was almost ten o'clock when Jimo Yu heard the sound of a car returning from outside.

Luo Chen came back with big bags and small bags, looking at a pile of things that could almost bury himself in it.

Opening the door, Luo Chen brought in the heavy packages outside and put them at the entrance, panting tiredly.Although the rain was not heavy, it never stopped, and the bags were covered with water.

Luo Chen put down the things and took a few breaths to take them into the kitchen bit by bit. When he got up together, he found that Jimo Yu was sitting on the sofa staring at him. I slept so late yesterday, I thought you would wake up very late today."

Jimo Yu stared blankly at this acquaintance and didn't want to answer.

"I went to the farmer's market." Luo Chen patiently explained. "The things in the nearby supermarket are too expensive. A box of strawberries costs 98 yuan! What they sell are strawberries, it's aviation kerosene!" Luo Chen said and made up the picture: "Ugh—think about it That's disgusting enough."

Jimo Yu's understanding of Luo Chen has been raised to another level. This is not only a familiarity, but also a deep well ice.

——"Are you in a hurry to leave? I'll cook first, and then leave after eating. Come and get it for me." Luo Xiaochen rubbed his fists.

Jimo Yu got up with a cold face and walked over.

Luo Chen bent down and picked up a bag of rice and handed it to him.

Jimoyu looked at the rice in front of him, looked at Luo Chen as if he was looking at an alien, walked past him without saying a word, reached for his car keys, cast a cold glance at Luo Chen, and opened a door from the entrance. He took a black umbrella from the secret door and opened it, leaving without saying a word to Luo Chen from the beginning to the end.

Luo Chen embarrassedly put the rice bag back on the spot after Jimo Yu passed him, turned around and watched Jimo Yu open the door and leave.

It's a bit ballsy and uncomfortable, this kind of feeling is unceremoniously rejected by the person you like.

However, Luo Chen, who was thinking about it very much, immediately let out a sigh of relief, even if Mo Yu is not a big idiot, how could he jump forward with pink eyes and cautious heart after he came back from buying a bunch of vegetables?Thinking about it, Luo Chen also imagined the image of Jimo Yu wearing a hugoboss slim-fit wool suit and Dior classic leather shoes with pink hearts all the way rushing up shyly, and successfully shivered from the chill.And by the way, I admired the back view of Xiao Yuyu who left at the end, it is really cool and chic!No wonder the little fans wanted to scream.

After Jimo Yu left, Luo Chen was sure that he did a good job this morning, humming a song and slowly moved the things into the kitchen and put them in order, and then wiped the floor again with a rag (there was a lot of ticks on the floor just now water running from the bag), and finally went into the kitchen and cracked two eggs for himself, and made a bowl of egg cakes to eat.

Because he took care of his grandmother, Luo Chen started working before finishing high school.For so many years, Luo Chen has been working full-time in a coffee shop, and the boss is also very nice, he will raise Luo Chen's salary twice a year.In addition, Luo Chen's appearance is also delicate and clean, and there are many loyal customers and friends of him in the store.

Although I have moved to Jimoyu now, but what is V City, an international city, every inch of land is expensive, money is needed everywhere, and if I don’t work, do I have to wait for Jimoyu to support me?Not to mention that Jimo Yu doesn't seem to want to at all at the moment, even if Jimo Yu wants to, Luo Chen doesn't want to completely entrust himself to another man.He wants to have a sweet love like others seen in TV dramas, but the premise is that two people are equal and help each other.

Luo Chen ate alone, thinking wildly, while thinking about telling the shop owner about the staff dormitory for a while.