Romance through book system

Only then did Yan Yu remember the "confession call" he was forced to make to the courier brother yesterday, and he couldn't laugh or cry.

Lu Xi, who didn't notice Yan Yu's expression, squatted beside him, and unconsciously drew circles on the ground with his fingers, "Mr. Xiaoyan, you should give up as soon as possible! My girlfriend is still waiting for me to go back to marry her in my hometown. Not to mention that if I'm really with a man, I will be beaten to death by my parents! Although I treat you... Well, the impression is very good, but we can only be friends! Really!" Lu Xi looked serious.

"You misunderstood." Yan Yu told Lu Xi that he made the phone call after losing the game of Truth or Dare yesterday, and Lu Xi breathed a long sigh of relief: "It's ok, ok, if you really like me, I'm going to be very distressed."

Yan Yu joked: "If it's true, you can simply reject me. There's nothing to worry about."

Lu Xi bulged his cheeks, looked at Yan Yu for a while, and then stood up, "I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to work."

"Hey, it's just right." Yan Yu handed the box to Lu Xi, "Please help me post these."

"That's all!" Lu Xi exaggeratedly exclaimed, "Your business must be miserable."

"Do you have to say something like this?"

Lu Xi shrugged, "Anyway, you have always been like this, as long as you don't starve to death."

Yan Yu was very depressed, "I'm going to starve to death soon."

"Hey? No way! Don't you eat enough for one person and the whole family isn't hungry?"

Yan Yu nodded, "It used to be like this, but now...it's too expensive to chase male gods! I'm going to go bankrupt soon, and if this continues, I can only sell myself to raise male gods..."

"Male god? What male god?!"

Yan Yu grimaced, "I'll go first."

"Wait!" Lu Xi grabbed Yan Yu by the collar and brought him back, and said earnestly, "Mr. Xiaoyan, you really need to change your marketing strategy, or your store will close down soon!"

Yan Yu just felt that he was so frustrated that he was indoctrinated with the concept of "marketing strategy" by a courier boy.

"I think, first of all, you should change the picture of the ad. You only put a few words on the picture. It's useless to say 'the most powerful masturbation cup in history, as fast as a real person'. It has no features at all! "

Yan Yu actually felt that what Lu Xi said made sense, "Then what do you think?"

Lu Xi shook his head, "I don't know either. How about you go find a professional advertising planner?"

Yan Yu gave Lu Xi a blank look, "I'll have that spare money?"

Lu Xi patted Yan Yu's shoulder sympathetically, "Come on young man, I believe you can do it!"

When Yan Yu returned home, Gu Jinglu had already gone out, he was the only one at home, and there was no internet, so Yan Yu panicked from being idle, so he went to the warehouse to sort things out.

Opening the door of the warehouse, a black figure came into view, Yan Yu was so frightened that he couldn't stand still, and a scream pierced the ceiling.

"What's it called! It's called a soul!"

Hearing this familiar voice, Yan Yu finally saw the figure's face clearly.He covered his chest with lingering fear, "Why did you appear at my house?"

"I am the creator of this world, so I can't appear anywhere?" The man wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses, and his appearance was still as high as before.

Yan Yu looked at the man for a while, then suddenly choked up, "I thought you forgot about me... I'm a little homesick, I want to go home..."

"How could I forget you." The man patted Yan Yu's head, "I said I would help you."

Yan Yu hiccupped, "I haven't asked your name yet."

The man smiled and said, "You can just call me Mr.L."

"Oh, Mr.L, how can you help me?"

Mr. L took off a watch from his wrist and handed it to Yan Yu.

Yan Yu stared wide-eyed, "Are you trying to remind me all the time that time is money and money is life?"

The corner of Mr. L's mouth twitched slightly, and he patiently explained to Yan Yu: "There are two numbers on the dial, one represents the male lead's affection for you, and the other represents the male lead's affection for the female lead. You can adjust it according to the data Your strategy."

Yan Yu was overjoyed: "Is there such a magic?" He took a look at the watch, only to see:

Raiders - 10

heroine 10

Yan Yu looked at the "-10" for half a minute, and asked in confusion: "What does a negative number mean?"

Mr. L had an expression of not being able to bear to look directly at him, "Ahem, the highest favorability score is 100, 0 means no affection, more than 20 is a friend, and 50 is a good impression. As for the negative number, it means...uh, it's more annoying. "

Yan Yu was stunned for a while, then suddenly dropped his watch, hugged Mr.L's thigh and howled loudly: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ...You take me home ah ah ah ah!"

Mr. L said helplessly, "Cheer up."

"The male god... hiccup...the male god is straight, I can't catch up with him! Hiccup..." Yan Yu didn't want to hiccup, but he couldn't stop.At this moment, Yan Yu has snot and tears running down his face, looking like a dick.

Mr. L was very annoyed by Yan Yu's disgusting look, and hated iron and steel: "Then do you still want a boyfriend?"

Yan Yu timidly said, "I want to..."

"Then find a way to take Gu Jinglu down! As long as you succeed, you will bring home a tall, rich and handsome man!"

"But……"

"But your sister!" Mr. L pointed to the messy adult products, "Do you want the male god to help you solve it, or use these?!"

"Then what am I going to do with it!" Yan Yu screamed, "I'm not good-looking, and I don't have any money." After finishing speaking, he raised his head and looked at Mr.L with sparkling eyes, "Will you give me money?" ?”

"..."

Yan Yu complained aggrievedly: "You said you would help me."

"I can't give you money directly, it's against the rules."

Yan Yu rolled his eyes, hugged Mr.L's thigh, and said, "Then you buy my things! Pay with one hand and deliver with the other. This is not against the rules, right?"

"...Why do I want these things!"

"Yes, you said that you already have a wife. You can buy it back and use it on your wife, and play it in a different way once in a while."

"..."

"Besides, it seems that you are often on business trips, so you can entertain yourself when you are alone and lonely."

"..."

Yan Yu put on a miserable expression, "You said you would help me..."

Mr. L's face became quite ugly, but he actually agreed to Yan Yu's request.

Yan Yu almost cried with joy when he took the money he earned from the Lord God of the World—what a great feat this is!If it wasn't for being scolded as a snake spirit, Yan Yu wished that the whole world would know that he, Yan Yu, the greatest businessman in the world, had made a big deal with God, selling his long-lost adult products to God !

He has money to chase male gods again, oh ha ha ha!

"By the way, let me ask you a question." Mr. L said before leaving, "Do you really like Gu Jinglu?"

"What?" Yan Yu was still immersed in great joy and didn't react for a while.

"Let me ask you this way." Mr. L changed the phrase, "If I asked you to attack Wu Mingcheng instead of Gu Jinglu, would you still stick to Wu Mingcheng like this?"

Yan Yu recalled Wu Mingcheng's appearance, and said cheerfully: "Yes! He is also very handsome, the type I like. And with Wu Mingcheng's personality, he should be more attractive."

"As long as you look good, that's the type you like, right?" Mr. L sarcastically, and suddenly sighed leisurely, "I'm actually looking forward to it, am I really a sadist..."

"Huh? What are you expecting?"

"I look forward to Gu Jinglu's reaction when he hears what you just said if you really chase him to him."

Yan Yu was excited until the evening.

When Du Yuning came back from school, seeing Yan Yu who was cheerful, he smiled and said, "What's so happy about it?"

Yan Yu shook his head, then turned his head to snicker.

Du Yuning asked casually, "Where's Gu Jinglu?"

After she said this, Yan Yu realized that his male god had gone out in the morning and hadn't come home until now. He was so happy that he forgot about the male god.

"Has he not come back yet?" Du Yuning asked.

"probably."

"It's really strange. I thought he stayed at home all the time, although he doesn't look like an otaku at all."

Yan Yu also wondered, Gu Jinglu had no money and was in a state of running away from home, where could he go?Are you going to meet friends?

Du Yuning saw that Yan Yu's expression was not very good, and comforted him: "You don't have to worry, Gu Jinglu is so old, and he is a man again, there is nothing to worry about."

Yan Yu said sincerely: "He looks like that, he is more dangerous than some girls!"

Du Yuning thought about it seriously, and had to admit: "That's true."

Yan Yu suddenly thought of something, and ran back to the room to read the opening part of "Living Together with the Domineering Young Master" again.

After Du Yuning went to school, Gu Jinglu was flustered and a friend called to invite him out for a drink, and Gu Jinglu agreed without hesitation.

There was another reason why he agreed. His friend was the owner of a bar he frequented, and he didn't know his true identity.

As soon as his friend saw him, he smiled and complained: "Jing Lu, I haven't seen you for a long time! All the beauties here miss you so much!"

Gu Jinglu took a sip of his wine and said depressedly, "Don't mention it."

"Have you encountered any difficulties? Tell me, brother, I will find a way for you."

Gu Jinglu said impatiently: "It's not a big deal, it's just that I'm short of money recently."

The friend was a bit surprised. Although he didn't know who Gu Jinglu came from, he saw that Gu Jinglu had been spending money like water. There were several times when he was happy to drink and directly paid for the whole audience. He originally thought that Gu Jinglu was the young master of which family , now it seems that this is not the case.

Looks better than a star, sometimes rich, sometimes not rich, isn't that what it is!

The friend understood, he put his arms around Gu Jinglu's shoulders, and said with a smile: "Money is indeed a trivial matter, as long as you think about it, how can you be short of money."

"Humph."

The friend saw the drama and continued: "There is a Miss Lin who often comes to the bar and has fallen in love with you for a long time. Her husband died early and left her a large inheritance. Although she is not young, she is still very well maintained. Yes. She asked me about you several times, and said that as long as you are willing, you can set the price."

Gu Jinglu had nothing to say to this kind of person, so he just poured the rest on his "friend", "Get lost."

Obviously, the bar had never been insulted like this, and stood up abruptly, "You brat, don't be ashamed."

Gu Jinglu said coldly: "Get out, don't make me say it again."

——Excerpt from "Living Together with the Domineering Young Master"

The following plot was like thunder and wine, the "friend" started to get violent, the hero was outnumbered, he was thrown to the ground, and then he was forcibly sent to that Miss Lin.

In the confusion, the male lead found an opportunity to send a text message to the female lead, telling her where he was and asking her to call the police.When Ms. Lin saw the handsome man whom she had been thinking about day and night, she tried her best to seduce the male lead, but the male lead didn't respond at all.

This is not because the male protagonist has any physical problems. Although Ms. Lin is called "Miss", she is still in her 40s. She is fine with makeup on, but she can't bear to look directly at her when she takes off her clothes. She is used to seeing beautiful women throwing herself at her. It's understandable that the male protagonist who is hugging him can't be tough.

Miss Lin quit, no matter how handsome such a man is, she doesn't want to let it go easily.So he simply forced the hero to take a piece of the legendary viagra.

At the critical moment, the hostess came rushing along with the police to save the hostess who was about to lose his life.

The male protagonist set up a small tent, forced himself to calmly explain everything to the police, made a record, and then returned home with the female protagonist.

The night is dark and windy, lonely and widowed, our hero can't hold back anymore.The innocent heroine cared about the hero, touching his forehead, "Gu Jinglu, are you okay, your face looks so red."

The male lead suppressed his desire/desire, "Stay away from me! Otherwise I don't know what I will do!"

The heroine stared at Shui Lingling's big eyes, and said a little wronged: "You..."

The male lead who took viagra finally couldn't hold back any longer, and pushed the female lead against the wall, blocking her warm lips...

Of course, the author of a romance novel would not let the hero and heroine hit a home run so quickly, and at a critical moment, the heroine's cries made the hero wake up, he let go of the heroine tremblingly, and roared : "Hurry up and go! Go!"

After the heroine ran away crying, the hero took a deep breath and solved the problem with his own hands.

Ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past Yan Yu's heart. While complaining, he wrote down the address written in the book, put on his coat, and hurried to save the male god.