[Genshin] When Crumb Nut Leaves Tivat

The Water God Ceremony in Yangjia Town will last for three full days. This year is quite special, and there is a rare event of "Send the King Ship".

The so-called king sending ship is to build a two or three meter high fir boat a few months before the festival. Handicrafts etc. were burned at sea.

Hu Tao's first goal is to sell Qunyu Pavilion into Wang Chuan, and start the first shot at the Zhishengtang, not the Yangjiazhi.

This goal quickly failed, because the relevant designs of Wang Chuan were all contracted by a large factory in the town.

Hu Tao focused on the next day's worship. If he could sell Qunyu Pavilion to believers and enshrine it to Wang Chuan under the eyes of everyone, the publicity effect would be good.

In the past few days, Walnut has been busy with this matter, running around looking for potential customers.Helplessly, she was young and had a fresh face, unlike in Liyue, she was supported by the title of Hall Master of the Rebirth Hall, so she was quickly rejected.

But it doesn't matter, she still has back hands.

"Setting up a stall? That's amazing! Hehe!" Yang Lin listened to her laying the groundwork for a long time, but this is it.

"As the saying goes, the simplest way is the best way. Don't underestimate setting up a stall. It's a science to set up where and when to set up." Hu Tao talked with the uncle in the temple these days Aunt talked too much, and every sentence was old-fashioned, which made Yang Lin frown.

"Come back to your senses!" Hu Tao slapped the table angrily, this Yang Lin is good at everything, but always tends to be distracted.

"Say what you want, just say what you want." Yang Lin showed a standard smirk, but soon he couldn't laugh.

Hu Tao wants him to ride a tricycle and drive Qunyu Pavilion to the streets.

"I can not do it!"

"you can!"

"I can not!"

"I said you can do it, you can do it!"

Yang Lin covered his ears and tried to slip away, but this was his house, where could he slip away, "It's too bad! Why didn't you ride?"

"I won't!" Hu Tao confidently said.

"Ah! God is going to kill me!" He raised his head to the sky and screamed.

"Don't worry, I'll follow. Look, I've finished the signboard!" Hu Tao took out a piece of cardboard, glued small wooden sticks on it, and it became a signboard.

"Water God's Supreme Treasure Qunyu Pavilion is in hot auction." Yang Lin read out the above words word by word, "No. Water God Supreme Treasure, can you agree with Ningguang? Take ten thousand steps back and say, I have never heard of Water God's existence. What a treasure, you are false propaganda and breaking the law."

"That's it." Hu Tao felt that what he said made sense, "Then change it to the Jade Pavilion, the treasure of subduing demons, I don't know how to write your words, you write!" Although a brush was used, Liyue's writing and There is a difference here, she can't write well.

"What's the matter, your game still has its own text?" Yang Lin cursed, but still took her pen in her hand, and wrote those words on the cardboard until the last few words Only then did I realize that there was such a thing as an auction.

"I heard from Uncle in the temple that at night after the parade, there will be theaters and food stalls. Let's go to the food stalls to take a seat." Arbor's description, marshmallows, candied haws, all sound good.

She was never so greedy before, since she came here, she always gets hungry easily for some reason.

"The small paper offerings outside sell for 200, and our Qunyu Pavilion is ten times bigger than them, so we can sell at least 2000."? "Ah, this can't be counted according to the size." Yang Lin shook his head, "If you really want to auction, start from 200, and the price will not be lower than 50 each time."

The material cost of Qunyu Pavilion is not high, the main reason is that it is more labor-intensive. If it is really going to be sold in the future, it will have to be remodeled.The price should not be too high, otherwise it will be sold at a lower price in the future, and the first person who buys at a high price will definitely feel uncomfortable.

"Listen to you!" Walnut gave him a high five.

"Ah, I don't know where I learned this bad habit again." Yang Lin cried out in pain while covering his red hand.

At noon the next day, the two who said they were going to wake up early and slept until noon were woken up by the sound of firecrackers and drinking.

The two stood on the balcony sleepily, looking around, only hearing his voice but not seeing him.

"Why doesn't Wang Chuan come to our place?" Hu Tao yawned.

"I forgot, we are Lantern Street, people take a detour."

"..."

The streets and alleys were filled with festive atmosphere, and Hu Tao and Yang Lin hurriedly followed the parade.There were more than a hundred people in the entire parade, excluding the occasional passers-by.Twenty or thirty people were in charge of carrying the royal boat, two or thirty people beat gongs and drums, two or thirty people held plaques and leaned on the front to open the way, and a group of boys and girls held various colored flags as the tail of the team.

Hu Tao and Yang Lin were in the tail and saw Ah Qiu.

Ah Qiu was painted with something like foundation, her face was very white, and her lips were painted with bright lipstick, giving her an unbelievably enchanting feeling.

"Hahahaha..." Yang Lin and Hu Tao recognized each other for a while, and then rushed forward when Ah Qiu started to dodge them, laughing all the way.

Aqiu lowered his head and worked hard for 50 yuan, so he decided to endure it.

"Aqiu, you are too suitable for dressing up as a woman..." Yang Lin said sincerely, without any intention of joking.

"Get lost! You're the only one dressing up as a woman, and your whole family is dressing up as a woman." Ah Qiu was in the period of changing his voice, and when his duck voice came out, it became even more funny. "Hahahahaha..."

"..."

Yang Lin saw that Aqiu was about to get angry if the trouble continued, so he stopped in time, took the pink flag from his hand, and held it for him for a while.

The three fell at the end of the line, discussing the latest developments in the game.

"Liyue of Liuli, Moon of Moonlight, right, I didn't find it, and neither did Tivat. I'm not kidding you, I really can't find it on Baidu!" Aqiu finished speaking and looked at Hu Tao suspiciously.

"I suspect that the two of you have teamed up to deceive me! I've been thinking about it for the past few days. It's impossible for two-dimensional travel to the third dimension in this world!" Qiu shared his theory of dimensional travel very firmly. .

Based on Ah Qiu's many years of experience in games and novels, he believes that time travel is difficult to achieve, and even if it can be achieved, it can only happen between the same dimensions.To put it simply, Two-dimensional can only travel to Two-dimensional, three-dimensional can only travel to three-dimensional, inter-dimensional travel is impossible.

"Why!?" Hu Tao and Yang Lin asked in unison.

"Hey, wait for me to tell you about it carefully." Ah Qiu began to pretend, "If we have a blank notebook in front of us, each page is equivalent to a Two-dimensional. You draw a walnut on one of the pages, The pen and ink are heavier, and when the book is closed, this walnut may be printed on the next page. That is to say, the walnut will travel to another dimension in the form of a copy, which is Two-dimensional travel.”

"Two-dimensional, if you want to travel to the third dimension, you need three-dimensional hands to cut out the walnuts on the paper. This is impossible!" Qiu gestured with his hands in the air.

"Why is it impossible?" Hu Tao and Yang Lin, like conjoined twins, spoke in unison again.

"Of course it's impossible! After cutting it, wouldn't that piece of paper be torn, and wouldn't the dimension it represents be bugged?" Ah Qiu stared at them, annoyed that they didn't understand.

"Isn't that right?" Yang Lin frowned and thought for a while, "Maybe that's why you couldn't find Liyue and Tivat? It's because a walnut bug appeared in the middle of the game development and the game wasn't released. Is this possible?"?

"Yes, there is, but do you have evidence to prove that the three-dimensional hand exists?"

"Always look for it. The game that Hutao is in has three languages: Chinese, Japanese, and English. It can also deeply shape a country based on China. It must be a big production. You know, many big games now even have Chinese characters. There is no version. I even suspect that this game was made in China, but it was stuck on the bug of walnut, so it has not been released for a long time."

"Why are you so determined." Aqiu gave him a weak look, and then avoided Hu Tao's probing gaze, "Is it possible that she just lost her memory or was mentally ill... I don't mean anything malicious, it's me I heard that a young man in Japan became schizophrenic because of his addiction to playing games..."

Ah Qiu's meaning was very clear.He just had a long reflex arc, and it took a few days before he felt that this was ridiculous, but out of the spirit of rigorous argumentation, he still carefully checked the information of Tewat and Liyue, and even chatted with the elder brother in the forum for a long time The possibility of dimension travel.

No matter what the result is, it is hard to believe that Walnut's time travel.

"Why are you so firm?" What should Yang Lin say, "I saw with my own eyes that the gems she brought faded inexplicably in my hand, and I also saw with my own eyes that she crushed your game controller effortlessly with one hand You said, is she amazing? Should I believe that she is a time traveler?"

Ah Qiu nodded, and soon screamed again, "What? She crushed my gamepad???"

"Ah, that...hahaha..." Yang Lin laughed awkwardly for a while, and exchanged a glance with Hu Tao, both of them were about to run away, but Aqiu held him by the collar.

"Tell me clearly, what did you do to my game!" Aqiu's nostrils were upturned, and there was nothing enchanting about him. Now he is an evil ghost.

"I killed you! Ah!"

--------------------

The author has something to say:

The information about sending the king ship comes from Baidu Encyclopedia