A guide to self-rescue for animals in hell

After submitting the marriage certificate to the ward office, the two people are officially married.

It’s just that the process of a wedding ceremony is just a concept for them. Two people with no relevant experience get together and live by asking people around them and searching for information online.

The two people who were not bad at processing information quickly filled Haruko's nearly dusty work notes with two different styles of fonts, and none of the content was repeated.

At a glance, Haruko was able to cross out several procedures that she thought were unnecessary.

But her opinion is invalid. After all, Haruko knows it all too well. If she really wants to follow her standard—then in fact, it is enough to complete the step of submitting the marriage certificate to the district office.

She has always disliked inefficient and meaningless things at work, and this has been well implemented in her life.And so far, it has been implemented with a strict degree of 90.00%.

But the ritual also seems to reassure partners in some way, as well as make them happy.

Earlier, Haruko had heard about the complexity of the marriage ceremony, and secretly looked it up on the Internet, and summed up such a conclusion from all the answers.

If she really wanted to reject all the ceremonies, and only have the marriage certificate already in the district office as a proof of marriage, Gojo Satoru would of course let her do so.

It's just that Haruko doesn't want to see Gojo Satoru leaving any regrets for not being able to accomplish these things that could be done.

She really doesn't care much about these formal things.But the wedding is for both parties. If Gojo Satoru really prefers to hold a whole set of wedding ceremony, Haruko will naturally stay with him till the end.

Haruko's hesitant expression seemed to be understood by Gojo Satoru in a bad direction. He stretched out his hand and waved in front of Haruko's eyes: "This process is a bit cumbersome, let's cross out a few more together."

"But you can't cross them all out, or I'll cry." Wujo Satoru said in a joking tone, but he was inexplicably serious.

"No need..." Just when Gojo Satoru was trying to bargain for the next step, Haruko turned over the work notes with her backhand and folded them upside down on the soft quilt, "That's it."

Her tone sounded firm, and anyone who was familiar with Haruko's past style would be able to hear a sense of reluctance to give it a try.

Gojo Satoru, who is well aware of Haruko's extreme fear of trouble, can naturally understand her thoughts in a flash. When signing the marriage earlier, Haruko took a pen and filled it out in a row before handing it over to him to fill in her own part.

He couldn't help laughing, and the body that was half lying on Haruko's side also sat upright, with his white hair that was a little messy due to the random movement on his head.

Gojo Satoru put his left hand around Haruko's shoulder, gently pulled her into his arms, and then dragged him casually, turning over the work notebook again.

"You don't need this." He asked Qingzi's opinion in a soft voice, lowered his head and began to work on the notebook seriously, drawing a horizontal line after each humming sound from the other party.

Finally, the condensed version was freshly released, and the two of them stayed at home for one night, and it was finally done!

It was already 11:30 in the evening. After sending a round of messages in the middle of the night but no one responded immediately, a reply text message from Yidizhi was particularly eye-catching on the phone screen.

"But, Mr. Gojo, I remember that there are services such as wedding planning..." At the end, the ellipsis was used to replace what the host wanted to say but did not dare to break.

It seems that if you really find someone who is engaged in wedding work to list this item, at most it will be much faster to hand it over to them for screening and removal.

The two guys with zero experience in this area looked at each other, seeing the similar thoughts in each other's eyes clearly.

Speaking of that night, Gojo Satoru took the lead to talk about this matter first, and Haruko was also taken aback for a while, and the two of them really started to prepare seriously, and then got together to discuss it together .

Haruko couldn't help covering her lips with her hand, and coughed lightly, trying to cover up the whole night just now.

"Well, but now that we have a basic charter of what to do, let the professionals do the rest."

Gojo Satoru also applied a useless patch, and he really didn't think about seeking professional advice at all, only thinking about the scene of the day and other things.

However, just as he lowered his head and buried his face in Qingzi's shoulder for a long while, his voice was obviously more eager than the muffled voice just now: "Why don't you take a look at the wedding ring and dress again?"

Gojo Satoru and Haruko's wedding can be said to have achieved the ultimate simplicity within the scope of the two people's cognition.

After careful consideration, the wedding venue was set at a star-rated hotel in Tokyo that was in charge of wedding business.

After all, there are so many decorations that will never be used again after they are used up this time. If the location is set at a meaningful high school, the existence of these redundant items will cause unnecessary trouble when dealing with them. It is also a reason to move to a higher education institution.

This time, only the Tokyo High School and the Kyoto High School were invited, from the principal, the teacher, the school doctor, to all the students, as well as old acquaintances like Jianren Qihai and the assistant supervisors of the two schools. Not enough, not enough to fill the space specially vacated by star hotels, but it only occupies half of the space.

But fortunately, the students were very powerful, and the excitement they created was no less powerful than a room full of people.

There are too many situations where conjurers are single, their complicated professional situation and the risk of death at any time are doomed to be common.

It is rare to catch a wedding between a conjurer and a conjurer. Both parties in the wedding are super-class conjurers. I don't know how long it will take for such a grand occasion to be repeated.

What's more, there is Wutiao Wu, who has "had a long-standing grudge" for a long time. Although everyone is careful not to make too much noise, there are still many situations where they let themselves go.

Ye Mo Zhengdao, who was in charge of the master of ceremonies, had just led the two people to swear oaths and exchange rings, and it was unknown who led the way, so he immediately shouted, "Is it time for the groom to kiss the bride?"

These words hit the crowd like a stone stirring up a thousand waves.Although the overall level of booing enthusiasm on the side of the Tokyo High School is still a bit more controlled, not as good as that of the Kyoto High School, there are still persistent and weak booing sounds that can be faintly heard.

The corner of Ye Mozheng's mouth twitched. According to the procedure given, the next step was indeed the same.

Gojo Satoru looked as if he had expected it a long time ago, with a smile still on his face, he turned his head and blinked at Noctu Moth Zhengdao, signaling him to continue following the procedure.

There have been a few times before such booing, most of them were aimed at Gojo Satoru, Haruko's veil had long been lifted by Gojo Satoru, and Gojo Satoru, who was standing extremely close to her, had already caught a glimpse of her spectator look. Clearly.

After Gojo Satoru's kiss fell on Haruko's lips, he finished a sentence in a low voice and quickly, with a hint of grievance, his lips moved slightly between his words, and he rubbed gently between her lips and teeth: "Haruko, you can't bully me like they do."

The moment the two of them kissed, the hall covered with red carpets was finally silent for a moment, and then there was a louder cheer than before. Even those who are quiet on weekdays should let go at this time. Shouted a few words in the throat, or applauded vigorously, and the applause was endless for a while.

"I said, why did you bring Yu Yu?" Attracted by the familiar cry, Gojo Satoru saw the well-hidden snapdragon that he had been keeping in Wujo's house.

For some reason, this strain grows better than the one in the high school, and its size and appearance are obviously "beautiful". Correspondingly, its singing is also "beautiful".

There was a strange "oh ga—" sound mixed into the applause just now, and he thought he had an auditory hallucination.

Gojo Satoru originally planned to take Haruko to meet Gojo Yuha who was transported there when he went to the high school later, but he never thought that he would be sent here first by the students from the high school.

Not to mention, at least people from the two schools who participated in the exchange meeting still left a deep impression on the plant of snapdragon.

At this time, it was attracted a lot of attention.But in the final analysis, the home of the wedding should be reserved for the two protagonists.

So Wujo Yuyu, who had just appeared on the stage not long ago, was taken away from the venue in misery, and yelled twice unwillingly before leaving.

"It's amazing. I think Wu will win the best farming award if he participates in the snapdragon competition in hell."

Haruko sincerely admired that she had been following the hall-level champion of Ghost Lamp for a long time, and she also had a certain ability to taste snapdragons.

Fortunately, she quickly came to her senses and did not continue to bring up this topic.

It seems that the main process has been completed, and the following live-editing session of giving blessings to the newcomers brought the atmosphere of the scene into a trough again.

The microphone was passed around in the hands of the guests, and what the next person said was nothing more than praising Haruko or Gojo Satoru, plus a very formal-sounding congratulatory speech.

But most of the congratulatory speeches are exquisitely selected, and the rest are particularly eye-catching due to their length. Most of these congratulatory speeches come from the elders, and it is obvious at a glance that they have been carefully prepared.

The rest are from the same generation, the assistant supervisors are joking and dare not open Wutiao Wu's head, fearing that one day they will be turned around one day, such as Qihai Jianren and Jiarui Nitzi, who tend to be more serious, will not do much Just kidding, give the blessing decently.

To say something special.

Because the difference in style of the new couple is to some extent really different, plus the reason of knowing time and the "depth" of friendship.

Therefore, the congratulatory speeches such as the principal of Leyan Temple and Ange Ji first stepped on Wujo Wu secretly, and then gave the congratulatory speeches they prepared seriously.

Gojo Satoru naturally understood what they meant, but he didn't bother to care about the wedding day, so he took everything as a compliment to Haruko and accepted it for her.

The students' congratulatory speeches are much more interesting to listen to.Although the people in front have already said everything they can say.

But their cadenced voices still add a bit of excitement to the atmosphere in the hall.

At this time, the Kyoto High School was quieter than the Tokyo High School, and most of the congratulatory speeches were chosen for fun.

Tokyo High School is divided into two groups according to age, and the congratulatory speeches are more personal than the traditional blessings to the newlyweds.

"I wish the top conjurer in the conjuration world has a page of records!" The high-spirited appearance of the two grade students makes one completely convinced of their loud words, but Otoko Yuta is still mixed in the second grade queue at this time, Although this congratulatory speech was arranged by everyone earlier, he always felt that it was not so neat if he didn't say it, and he always felt that there was something wrong with what he said.

Many people saw him mixed in, and all laughed out of good intentions.

As soon as these words came out, Gojo Satoru took the lead in applauding, and under his leadership, even the students of Tokyo High School also applauded.

After the congratulatory speech was over, basically only the "eating" part remained. Gojo Satoru took Haruko's right hand and asked her with his eyes if she needed his help.

Haruko's wedding dress today has layers of skirts and gorgeous tails. They are on a higher main stage. If they want to go down, they may have to walk five or six steps.

It's not a problem as long as you're careful, Haruko just wanted to shake her head, and when she turned around to go down first, Gojo Satoru bent down and helped her lift up the hem of her skirt.

"Be careful." Seeing that Haruko paused slightly and turned to look at him, Gojo Satoru raised his chin to signal her to continue walking.

After walking down the steps, Haruko first changed into a more formal outfit.But the skirt was not so bulky compared to the wedding dress. She pulled out the chair and sat down beside Gojo Satoru.

It has to be said that Haruko was quite tired after such a wedding ceremony.Especially since she started preparing for it early this morning.

But until this time, many acquaintances, people who are not so familiar but destined to be friendly, they gather together to celebrate that you and your loved one will be together for a long time.And they themselves that you cherish, also exist in this world beautifully.

It all seemed very worthwhile again.

As soon as Haruko thought about it, a box was pushed in front of her. It was Gojo Satoru sitting beside her.

When Haruko opened it, she was slightly taken aback. Inside was a red plum hairpin, with three plum blossoms. The stamens and petals were inlaid with exquisite gold craftsmanship. Exquisite and beautiful.

She was familiar with Bai Ze, so she naturally knew some meanings of gifting hairpins, but she didn't know if Gojo Satoru was a coincidence, but it was not important.

Haruko raised her hand to touch her rolled-up hair, pulled out the original hairpin and held it in the palm of her hand: "Come and put it on for me, Wu."

Gojo Satoru didn't hesitate, and followed Haruko's soft guidance to re-tie her long black hair.

"I met a man who was somewhat similar to Haruko when I was on the street a few days ago. It should be the Lord Bai Ze that Haruko mentioned."

Gojo Satoru said softly, "He seems to have come to see me specially. I asked him his opinion on giving a wedding gift, and he told me that according to the custom, I should give you a hairpin."

"The hairpins are tied together, this is my wedding surprise."