Jinjiang men also play time travel

After Xin'er chatted with Dong Guiren and Xiao Guiren in the imperial garden for a long time, she dragged her tired body back to Lanxin Palace.

Who would have thought that just after entering the door, Lan'er would rush over and said to Xin'er nervously: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you are back!"

Seeing that Lan'er was so nervous, he also asked with some concern: "Lan'er, what is so panicked?"

"Your Majesty, during the time you were away, Concubine Li Gui sent a total of three jewelry, two silk and satin, and one gold, but you were not there every time she sent them." Lan Er lightly tapped the table to place various jewelry, and then his expression became more tense, and he said in a serious way.

As soon as she heard the words "Concubine Li", Xin'er was almost scared out of her wits.According to Xin'er Chenchen, this Concubine Li Gui is a ruthless character in the harem, and the one she took a fancy to either entered the cold palace or lost her hands and feet.He had only met the empress dowager, the lord of the harem, during the day, and Dong Guiren was so powerful in the harem, if he wanted to meet Concubine Li Gui again, it would be a waste of time.Xiner thought.

"Concubine Li? It's a good thing I'm not here, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable..." Taking a deep breath, Xiner sighed happily.

"Your Majesty, the consequences of your absence are unimaginable... Concubine Li Gui told you to take the jewelry, silk, and gold she sent over to Zilan Palace tomorrow morning to look for her, saying that there are some things that I have to explain to you in person. !"

Lan'er's face darkened, and then she said what Xin'er said.

It turned out that after hearing that a new master had arrived in Lanxin Palace, Concubine Li brought some gifts to visit, to see how pretty the new concubine was.But every time she came, Xin'er was not in the Lanxin Palace. Concubine Li Gui came five times in a row, and the last time she couldn't bear it anymore, she asked Lan'er to bring a message to Xin'er, asking her to come to the Purple Orchid Palace to apologize in person!

"I have to say it clearly in person... Lan'er, what do you think I should do?"

After hearing Lan'er's words, Xin'er seemed to hear the sound of heartbreak, and her body trembled slightly. If Lan'er hadn't supported her, she probably would have fallen to the ground.

"Niangniang, please calm down first." After supporting the empress, Xin'er softly comforted her, which seemed to imply that Lan'er had a way.

"En!" Seeing that Lan'er seemed to have an idea, Xin'er nodded resolutely with a glimmer of hope.

"Go tomorrow without worry."

"En!" Xin'er thought that Lan'er was so confident, it seemed that there was still hope for tomorrow.

"When Lan'er is serving the next master, she will cherish the memories that belong to us." Xin'er waved her pink sleeves and said slowly and thoughtfully, as if in the near future, Lanxin Palace will Will change hands.

"Damn! Dare I have gone and never returned..." Xin'er, who could get it wrong, cursed in a low voice, and then continued to fall into infinite sorrow.

"There used to be a beautiful tomorrow in front of me, but I didn't know how to cherish it. If tomorrow came, I would like to say four words to it: fuck you! If you want to add a distance in front, I would like to say: Roll as far as you can!" Xin'er resignedly recalled the famous poem of the famous poet Sun Xingzhe, deeply moved.

Just when Xin'er was feeling sad, there was a thin and shrill voice (eunuch) outside Lanxin Palace:

"The Emperor is here!"

"What is the emperor doing here at this time!"

When she heard that the emperor had come to Lanxin Palace, Xin'er was completely puzzled.If you want to talk about appearance, you don't have looks, when you talk about temperament, you don't have temperament, when you talk about figure, you don't have figure, and when you talk about tone, that's quite important!

Hearing the driving voice, Lan'er's face blossomed into a smile, she turned slightly and said to Xin'er:

"Congratulations, Madam He Xi, it seems that the emperor will spend the night in Lanxin Palace tonight, so Lan'er is going to prepare some snacks."

After speaking, he flew out like flying...

Not long after Lan'er went out, a man stepped in the door.I saw this man:

Beautiful eyebrows, soft facial lines, a head of soft long hair floating unrestrained behind her, slender neck, moderately wide and narrow shoulders, sexy collarbone, slender waist, dressed in exotic pajamas...

Compared with the woman in the room, it is simply a sky, a bottomless pit...

This person is a good family man who has removed the dragon robe: The emperor does not believe his words!

"The concubine welcomes the emperor!" Seeing the emperor entering the door, Xin'er walked up and gave a slight salute.

"Aifei doesn't need to be too polite." The emperor looked at Xin'er with a smile on his face, and said softly.

After taking a closer look at Xin'er, the emperor noticed that there was a trace of sadness on Xin'er's face, so he casually asked: "Why, Concubine Ai has a sad face, did something not go well?"

"Your Majesty, don't you know how miserable life is for my concubine... Since entering the palace, I have encountered many difficulties, and now I am in great distress."

Hearing that the emperor cared so much for her, Xin'er decided not to hide her secrets anymore, opened up her heart, and talked with the emperor about her inner thoughts.

"If there is anything on my mind, just tell me, I will help you if I can solve it!" Seeing that Xin'er seemed to have something to hide, the emperor promised with some distress.

After hearing the emperor's promise, the stone in Xin'er's heart fell to the ground, and then she pretended to be hypocritical and said brazenly:

"Last night, the courtiers and concubines shared the same room with the emperor's lonely man and widow, but the emperor never took away the chastity of the courtiers and concubines. Selfishly thinking that if the emperor's determination is so good, if it can be used to govern state affairs, it must be extremely important. OK."

"Speak human words!" The emperor said unbearably, not knowing what Xin'er was talking about.

Hence, Xin'er asked calmly: "Is the emperor frigid?"

Speak it out, Speak it out, Xiner finally uttered the doubts that had been buried in her heart for a long time!After finishing speaking, Xin'er suddenly felt very happy, and her body was as light as a swallow! (How much is that doubt -_-!)

"Pfft... ahahaha... Aifei, you are so interesting, I can't help but make my love for you deeper and deeper."

As soon as the emperor listened to Xin'er asking such a question so calmly, he laughed loudly and said jokingly.

"Your Majesty, please be more self-respectful. Although Xin'er is extremely ugly, she is still a girl and cannot stand teasing. If something goes wrong, the Emperor may regret it for the rest of her life..."

Xin'er saw that the emperor was smiling so lasciviously, and there was a bit of frivolity in her words, so she straightened her clothes with her hands, and said cautiously.

"Ahaha..." Upon hearing this, the emperor laughed even more wildly.

Xin'er felt that it was necessary to divert the emperor's attention at such a time, so she changed the subject and asked seriously:

"By the way, Your Majesty, what book did you read last night that you could be so focused?"

"Concubine Ai, are you sure you want to listen?" Junxiu's eyebrows were slightly curved, and the corner of his mouth curled up slightly, the emperor asked with some malicious intentions.

"Well... If the emperor doesn't want to say it, then the concubines don't dare to force it." Seeing that the emperor looked a little weird at her, Xin'er felt that something was wrong, so she wanted to withdraw the question just now.

Unexpectedly, a sentence popped out from the emperor's mouth: "Have you seen "Boys and Boys"?"

"Ah?" Xin'er, who was completely out of the situation, was deeply shocked by the emperor's shocking words.

How could it be possible that Xin'er hadn't watched "Boys and Boys"!As the flowers of the motherland in the 21st century, it must absorb all kinds of nutrients, especially this kind of nutrition that can make the motherland flourish!

Besides, in this world, Xin'er (Lu Yitian) is a senior man, so I haven't seen such a big storm! !Boys and Boys" is simply pediatrics! (Maomao: This is just to increase the comedy effect, Maomao has never seen it, please believe it! #^_^#)

"My concubine, at a time like this, there is no need to pretend to be pure. I don't know what kind of person you are, huh?"

The smile on the emperor's face became stronger, and Xin'er was even more chilled by the eyes full of jokes...

"No, Your Majesty, this Dayan Dynasty actually publishes this kind of book? You actually told me with a calm face that you have read it?" Xin Er said to the Emperor with an unbelievable look after a pause.

Indeed, after watching "Boys and Boys", it's not at all normal for Xin'er (Lu Yitian) in the 21st century!But in this quaint alternate historical dynasty, the emperor has actually seen it!That is simply against the sky!Author, did you make a mistake somewhere?

"My concubine, there are [-] positions for giving birth, which one do you prefer?" The emperor completely ignored Xin'er's surprise, and continued to sink/sink into his own world (what kind of world is it?) Xiang Xin son asked.

"Your Majesty, please respect yourself!"

Looking at the emperor in front of her, Xin'er suddenly thought of someone (that is, herself) in this world. At that time, he seemed to be quite addicted to this fantasy world full of love... (I'll go!)

"Ah ha ha... my concubine, I don't know if you like to suffer by yourself... or if you are oppressed..."

Could it be that the emperor has reached the point of "no madness, no survival"?What she said has gone far beyond Xin'er's bottom line, you know, Xin'er (Lu Yitian) in this world has never thought of being a little shou!He should be attacking, hey...

"Hehe... Your majesty, you are really amazing... This concubine is about to go to bed." Seeing that the emperor in front of her was so mad, Xin'er decided to go to bed and lie down for the sake of her own chastity.

"Well, you can go." The emperor still had a smile on his face, and said softly to Xin'er, without any sign of wanting to act.

Xin'er who came to the bed saw that the emperor didn't respond, so she turned her head and smiled at him, and said calmly, "You don't want to be together?" (Hey, what do you want to do one day!)

"The time has not yet come..." The emperor was still sitting, and replied softly.

"Damn! A waste of my expression..."

Xin'er thought that she would have some first experience tonight. It turned out that everything was self-indulgent, so she fell asleep. After a while, the snoring sounded earth-shattering...

"Ah... fuck me, I'm a man!"

There was another burst of yelling, and she fell into the same dream again. At this time, who is Xiner (Lu Yitian) being bullied by? (Author, are you really okay?)

Of course, after yelling the secret phrase "I am a man", Xin'er instantly transformed into a beautiful little student, as if she had fallen into a beautiful dream, and she could still feel a smile in her closed eyes. (Maomao: The description of the appearance of the word n ​​is omitted here, everyone YY.)

"It seems that I did not guess wrong. Xin'er should be a foreigner who traveled through history. Ahaha... she is really beautiful and beautiful. To meet such a beautiful man is not in vain. I have watched "*doujinzhi" for so many years , "I, can be attacked and accepted"... ah ha ha ha... (maomao, is it really okay for you to make small advertisements like this)"

The emperor carefully admired the beautiful little boy lying quietly on the bed. Even though he was extremely seductive, the emperor was still reserved and never made a move. Then he sighed softly: "It's a pity that the transformation time is too short... that's all, as the saying goes, things are rare." It is precious, change and cherish."

"I didn't expect that the empress would be so loved by the emperor//favor//, it's really great..."

Lan'er, who was hiding outside the door, exclaimed happily. Obviously, she only heard one of them, but not the other...Ahahaha...