Jinjiang men also play time travel

"Ahh? Ahhh... what the hell is this place? Why is my world so dark, did my eyes get wet? No more!" A loud, sharp voice resounded from the small pit. The voice is still a disgusting baby voice!Intuition told Xiner that the person who spoke should be an eunuch.

That's right, the eunuch...

"Oh, what is this thing? It's soft, warm, and elastic. It's a pity that it's a little small..." In the darkness, the speaker landed right in front of Xin'er, and his hands were still holding on. The ground fumbled at the indescribable places below Xin'er's neck, and Xin'er was about to yell at her: "Why are you like this, you dare to dislike it after touching it!"

"No, now is not the time to talk about this! Is there anyone who can rescue me? I can't stand it!" The sharp voice couldn't stop for a moment, and the strong Taiwanese accent reminded Xiner of her sacrifice in this world. My friend and best friend, classmate Ye Ze, that kid is exactly the same as this person!

"Can you be quiet, you woke me up when you finally fell asleep!" Getting up from the ground, with a small mouth and a sullen face (can't see anything), Xin'er said in a disgusted tone.

"Oh mother, hell... someone will save me!" Suddenly hearing a clear female voice, the little eunuch panicked and fled here and there in the pit. Could it be that this is a demon cave? !A terrifying thought flashed in the little eunuch's mind.

Fortunately, it was pitch black. If the little eunuch were to see Xin'er's true face, he would probably be scared to death...

"Ghost sister! Quiet me! You have a Taiwanese accent, and you sound like a baby, it's so unbearable!" Enraged by the harsh voice, Xin Er yelled loudly at someone.In the present world, Xin'er has been tortured to death by her girlfriends with a Taiwanese accent. She never thought that there would be such a person 1000 years ago!

"Ah, so it's not a female ghost, you can still hear my Taiwanese accent!" The noisy, flustered and weird tenor finally stopped, and the little eunuch calmed down and said.

"Of course I'm not a female ghost! Only a female ghost would not stay in such a ghostly place!"

"Ah, the female ghost should stay in the ghost place, I feel like you are an idiot, hahaha..." The inexplicable smile, the voice that makes people vomit blood, just who is the little eunuch!It is clear that you are the female ghost, okay!It's more like a female ghost than a female ghost!

"Damn! I can't stand your voice, it's too tormenting. Can I please stop talking?" Covering her ears tightly with her hands, Xiner said to the little eunuch in a begging tone.

Originally, the voice of the little eunuch had great penetrating power, coupled with the good echo effect of the deep pit, Xin'er couldn't stand it, she was like Ye Ze possessed in this world...

"If you don't say it, don't say it. Why are you so cruel to people? Be careful not to marry. Hmph!" The little eunuch was not a vegetarian either, so he replied in a very unfriendly tone.It's not their fault that the voice is so beautiful by nature, it's so fierce, it's really annoying.

"You..." Xin'er was powerless to resist, so she could only tremble with anger.

Suddenly, the pit became inexplicably quiet, but the atmosphere was slightly abnormal...

"Hey, why did you fall from the top at night?" Xin'er asked softly after the peaceful atmosphere was broken.

Still quiet, the little eunuch did not reply.

"Hey, let me ask you something! Are you deaf or dumb?" Seeing that the other party didn't answer, Xin'er's anger rose again, and she asked angrily.

"Hey, you are very strange! Obviously you told me not to talk, but now you are clamoring for me to talk, you have always taken the wrong medicine!" The little eunuch finally spoke, and as soon as he spoke The cold hairs on Er'er's body stood up one after another, so it's better to shut up.

"I told you to speak when you should speak, and shut up when you should not speak. What is your brain for? Don't you think about it?"

"You are really inexplicable! I hate talking to people like you!"

The scene was silent again, what is the smell of gunpowder in the air...

"Forget it, now we are in the same pit, and we should work together to overcome difficulties, what do you think?" Xin'er's tone suddenly softened, and she said to the little eunuch lightly.

There is a saying: help each other in the same boat, jump in the same pit together.If it wasn't for this trap, Xin'er and the little eunuch would not have had the chance to know each other, maybe this is fate!Since we are all trapped in the pit, we have to face it together, not when we hate each other.

"It's plain, then how do you think we're going to climb it? It looks like it's very tall." The little eunuch's tone also became calm, and he said slowly to Xin'er, even the voice was not so unpleasant.

"Well, I'll stand on your shoulders later, and then use the dog-climbing rock climbing method to see if I can climb up."

"Why don't you let me stand on your shoulder? I'm very light, only about 40 kilograms." The little eunuch was obviously not satisfied with Xin'er's proposal, and said unwillingly.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm a woman and you are a man. Of course the man is at the bottom and the woman is at the top!" Xin'er hurriedly said, it seems that being a woman is still beneficial. At least the hard work can be handed over to men.

"I think it is necessary to correct your mistake! First of all, I am not a man, at most half; secondly, normally speaking, shouldn't all men be male and female, you are a guy who has no common sense! In the end, I was born so cute, don't you just have the heart to step on my shoulders?" The little eunuch justified himself.

This little eunuch is definitely not an ordinary person, how could he be so thick-skinned!They can catch up with Ye Ze!Back then, Ye Ze said in front of the whole class that he was Takashi Bai Yuan's long-lost twin brother!It's an insult to the author's idol!

"You are really not a man, you don't know how to pity and cherish jade!" It's also good that you are not a man, otherwise you don't know what cheating/derailment you will do to Xin'er.

"Forget it, forget it, look at how pitiful you are, I'll wrong myself a little... step on it quickly!" The little eunuch squatted down by the wall and reminded Xin'er to move her feet quickly.

With a sharp mouth and a tofu heart, the little eunuch's voice is not so pleasant, and his words are not at all attractive, but he will still be a man when he should be a man. Perhaps, this is the true meaning of an eunuch! (beat)

"Can you do it? You're so skinny, what if you get crushed and fractured by me?" Xin'er walked behind the little eunuch by feeling, gently pinched his shoulder with her hand, and deeply realized that it turned out that That's skinny!

"Ah, ah, ah, it's okay to support a mere you! Hurry up!"

"Hey/咻... it's on, you can stand up slowly now." Xin'er said after stepping on the shoulder of the little eunuch.The higher the starting point, the closer to the ground, and it depends on this time whether it will succeed.

"Why are you so heavy! My bones are about to fall apart!" said the little eunuch struggling to straighten up, holding the two ankles on his shoulders tightly with both hands.

"Okay, stand still, I'm starting to climb now." Xin'er's right foot was heavily exerted by the little eunuch's shoulder, and she groped back and forth on the wall with both hands, climbing up step by step.

Both feet left the little eunuch's shoulders, Xin'er firmly adhered to the wall, carefully looking for a place to stand.

"After you climb up, remember to find a way to help me up. It's so dark here, I'm afraid of being alone~" After feeling the pressure on his shoulders disappear, the little eunuch stepped back a few steps, raised his head and said to Xin'er.

"I know." Xin'er said with difficulty.

When climbing two-thirds of the way, Xin'er fell down magnificently.Accompanied by a scream, Xin'er sat on someone's body impartially, and the feeling was so painful.

"Hey, my mother, come down quickly, you're going to crush me to death!" The little eunuch who was crushed by Xin'er wailed, how desolate!

After Xin'er got off the eunuch, she sat down on the ground, shook her head and said with emotion: "It seems that we can't go up, so let's wait for someone to rescue us tomorrow."

After the little eunuch struggled to get up, he also said with a dejected look: "Hey, life is really hard. If I didn't want to return to the Romance Palace quickly, I wouldn't take a shortcut, and I wouldn't fall into this pit." ! Really unlucky to die."

"The Palace of Romance? What are you going to do with the emperor?" After hearing what the little eunuch said, Xin'er felt confused and asked softly.

"I am the eunuch next to the emperor, of course I have to go back to serve the emperor, it's rare that I didn't go to Lanxin Palace today."

"You are the eunuch next to the emperor? Why didn't you realize that your voice is so ugly before?!"

"My voice is so pure and Taiwanese, how could it be ugly! You really haven't noticed the beautiful eyes." After hearing what Xiner said, the little eunuch was obviously a little unhappy, and said in self-defense.Such a distinctive voice, but people say it's ugly, do you want to live!

"Since you are the eunuch next to the emperor, have you noticed any strange behaviors by him recently?" Ever since being wiped out by Yan Wuxin, Xin'er has lingering fears, worrying about when the big wild wolf will attack again.Instead of worrying about being scared, it is better to understand the dynamics of the big wolf first and take the initiative to attack!

"What the emperor does is none of your business. Why are you asking? Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you. I've always been a very dedicated eunuch." The little eunuch said miraculously, such a loyal slave It's really rare...

"Of course what the emperor does is none of my business! Just tell me, so that I can be fully prepared."

"What are you preparing for? Could it be... Could it be that you are the emperor's concubine?" The little eunuch suddenly woke up and asked in a hurried tone.

"Otherwise you think so! So tell me quickly and let me prepare well later."

"It's useless even if you are a concubine. The emperor will only go to Lanxin Palace. Except for Mrs. Lu, no other concubine will look up to you." The little eunuch reminded him kindly, his tone obviously much more respectful.

"That's right, I will live in Lanxin Palace!" Xin'er's patience was almost exhausted by this naughty little eunuch, and she spoke quite quickly.

"Ah, could it be that you are the extremely ugly Mr. Lu?" Although the surroundings were pitch black, one could still imagine the astonished expression on the little eunuch's face.

"Don't you have any other words to modify?"

"Could it be that you are the ultimate ugly girl Lu Guiren?"

"..." Silence, Xin'er can only be silent, you can go to die, okay!

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I really want to know how you are so ugly to make the Emperor love you so much. It's amazing!"

"..."

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, please answer me~"

……

Just like that, Xin'er gradually fell asleep under the tormenting voice of the little eunuch, and finally the little eunuch couldn't hold on anymore and collapsed...

The author has something to say: Little eunuch: officials, don’t leave them alone, they will be afraid~

Xin'er: (vomiting) Where is the evildoer!

The little eunuch is a newly added character, his true identity will be revealed in the next chapter, so stay tuned!