Jinjiang men also play time travel
Chapter 18 Xin Er Exposed
Xin'er has stayed in the palace for two months since she traveled through time.When he has nothing to do, he will wander around the palace and learn about some trivial things in the palace.Occasionally, I would see a quiet place, where there are maids and guards talking about love. This pink love scene has also become one of the sources of inspiration for Xiner's writing.
Although walking in the palace with such a dignified appearance would inevitably scare some eunuchs and maids, but Xin Er felt no guilt for doing too many things for the audience.Over time, the people in the palace gradually developed an antibody, as the saying goes.
Sometimes when wandering on the road, there are some court ladies and eunuchs with good deeds who take the initiative to hook up with Xin'er, gossip, gossip and the like.And Xin'er spent most of her time in Lanxin Palace devoting herself to writing. When she first came, she was treated as a strange person and became an insulator. Suddenly someone took the initiative to hook up, and Xin'er was also a little moved.
Although the eunuchs and maids are at the bottom of the palace, they are very different from the royal family and nobles.But also because of this, I can get in touch with many things that are close to the lives of the common people. The atmosphere is strong and the atmosphere is simple, so there is no need to worry about intrigue among the harem.People at the bottom often have a lot of information that is difficult to obtain, so through chatting, Xiner also obtained a lot of precious writing materials.
Since Dong Guiren watched Xiner's new work "The Secret History of Sima Qian" that day, he went to Lanxin Palace to catch up with the new plot every day, and unintentionally asked all kinds of wonderful questions. The senior rotten girls who have been hanging out all year round are a bit difficult to deal with.
Occasionally when she is in a low mood, or when a woman comes for a day or two, Xin'er loses her mind to update the novel.But Dong Guiren, as a loyal fan of the fleshy novel "The Secret History of Sima Qian", how can Xiner not update the article as she wished, so she will use various means to urge it to be updated.Thanks to Dong Guiren's blessing, Xin'er's new work is coming to an end soon.
Dong Guiren, who loves meat and loves everything, is not only chasing Xiner's novels every day, but also goes to the Palace Library to borrow books related to sex. The life of a rotten girl can be described as enjoyable taste.
Although the inside of the palace is peaceful, the outside of the palace has also been somewhat uneasy recently.Japan, a savage country located in the east of Yan Dynasty, has recently frequently harassed the offshore area, and even spawned such troops as Japanese pirates.In addition, they dared to lie in the country that Japan was provoked by the Dayan Dynasty first, and they were just self-defense.Wouldn't they blush when they told such a big lie?Also, the face of the barbaric country is thicker than the city wall.
Busy with suppressing the Japanese pirates in the sea, the emperor Yan Wuxin can only leave on Saturdays and Sundays to go to the Lanxin Palace to accompany Xiner, peeking at the beautiful girl Xiner after her transformation.During the working day, I had no choice but to yell in my mind, which made the emperor hate Japan, a country of impoliteness.Then he convened the ministers to discuss how to make Japan a pilgrimage country for Yan Dynasty.
All the main characters and supporting characters are busy with their own affairs, and Xiao Guiren, the gold-medal supporting role in "Men Also Play Time Travel", of course cannot be idle.She had been waiting for Xin'er and Dong Guiren to make mistakes, and then took advantage of the situation to kill people and improve her status.
But recently Xin'er and Dong Guiren were only discussing novels and researching *, leaving little opportunity for Xiao Guiren.So, one morning, Xiao Guiren went to Lanxin Palace to investigate the situation.
Because Dong Guiren pestered her to make three shifts a day, Xin'er has been staying up late to write for the past few days, how desolate it is!Yesterday too, in order to strengthen the relationship between Emperor Wu of the Han and Huo Qubing, some high-h plots were temporarily added. Because of the lack of experience, the brain hole was opened to the extreme and reluctantly wrote it out, and then fell asleep.
Since entering the palace, Xin'er has had the same dream every night.In the dream, one face is blurred, and the man with cold temperament always wants to attack Xin'er. When this happens, Xin'er will shout in her dreams: "I am a man!" Then she transforms gorgeously, but , Xin'er has never noticed it, because after waking up, she will always look like the best Xin'er.
This day was the same, Xin'er, who had transformed into a super-beautiful man because of the screaming in her sleep, was lying gracefully on the bed, unconscious.When Xiao Guiren entered the room, he saw a man in pure-color pajamas, with flowing long hair covering his forehead a little messy, the delicacy between his brows clearly visible, exquisite facial features, and a man with an attractive physique lying on Xin'er's bed, She thought she had entered the wrong room.
But after taking a closer look, this is indeed Lanxin Palace, there is no mistake, how could the person in that room be a man?
A moment later, there was a strange smile on the corner of Xiao Guiren's mouth, and there was a cold air in his eyes.Although it is unbelievable that such an ugly woman like Xin'er can seduce/attract such a top-notch handsome guy, but what she saw is definitely not wrong. Lu promised to have an affair with an unknown man last night!
In the homes of ordinary people, the wife secretly meets with other men behind her husband's back. The cage is as simple as that.
So Xiao Guiren hurried to the Palace of Romance while the man was still awake, intending to report the matter to the emperor and punish Xin'er.
The emperor was immersed in a sweet dream, but he was forcibly dragged out by the hurrying nobleman Xiao, feeling very upset.
"Xiao Guiren! You woke me up from the tenderness so early in the morning, are you rushing back to your mother's house?" Sullen.
"The concubine knew it was wrong. But your majesty, the concubine discovered something terrible. Just now when I went to Lanxin Palace to visit Lu Ying, I saw a beautiful man lying on Lu Xu's bed. The picture is so beautiful, my minister I don't dare to continue watching." Dong Guiren pretended to be tender, and said to the emperor in detail about seeing the beautiful man, showing a burst of surprise from time to time.
As soon as the emperor heard that a man appeared in Xin'er's room, he immediately thought of Xin'er's temporary transformation. It seems that she also turned into a beautiful man in her dream without knowing it.If it's better not to be discovered, now that Dong Guiren has seen this scene, he has to find a time to clarify the transformation with Xin'er as soon as possible, and let her have more thoughts.
Of course, perhaps on the way Xiao Guiren rushed to the Palace of Romance, Xin'er had already changed back to her original state.Even if they rush to Lanxin Palace now, it is impossible to find any traces of men.Therefore, the emperor smiled and said to Xiao Guiren nonchalantly: "Xiao Guiren, you must have read it wrong. The first reaction of a person with normal eyesight seeing Xiner is too late to escape. How can there be a man?" Why don't you take the initiative to throw yourself into your arms?"
Xiao Guiren thought it was true, Xin'er's appearance could only be scary, not seductive.But my vision in both eyes is 2.0, how could I be wrong?
"Your Majesty, please trust my concubine. That man is more than ten times more beautiful than yours. It is impossible for my concubine to misread it! Although Lu promises that he is not capable of seducing a man, maybe that man is really blind. You'll be in the wrong bed right now!" How could nobleman Xiao easily let go of this opportunity to get rid of Xin'er, and continued to persuade the emperor.
The emperor thought how could Concubine Xiao be so strange today?Don't you and Xin'er are considered sisters on weekdays? Are you on a good relationship?He even dared to risk contradicting Concubine Li Gui to intercede for Xin'er before, but now he refuses to let this matter go, could it be to harm Xin'er?
"Xiao Guiren, you don't have to worry about these things! I believe that Xin'er will not do anything to betray me. Even if, as you said, that handsome man was blind and went to the wrong bed, he will be the one who suffers. Since Xin'er picked up a bargain, so don't worry about it anymore. I'm going to go to court soon, and I'll go to sleep now...you can do whatever you want." The emperor stretched his body slightly as he spoke, and then Then he climbed onto the bed with a face full of sleepiness, leaving only nobleman Xiao standing there stunned.
Unexpectedly, the emperor's love for Lu has reached this level, even she can turn a blind eye to stealing men outside, if the old lady doesn't get rid of that ugly goblin today, she will never give up!Seeing the emperor lying on the bed indifferently, Concubine Xiao thought bitterly in her heart.
So he left the Palace of Romance and hurried to the Palace of Yueshou.The emperor doesn't like to take care of such things, and he still doesn't believe that the lord of the harem, the empress dowager, doesn't like to take care of it either!
After arriving at Yueshou Palace, Xiao Guiren magnified what he saw in the morning dozens of times, and reported to the Empress Dowager with added fuel and vinegar.After the empress dowager heard this, she was furious. There are still concubines in the harem who dare to do such a thing that is offensive and betrays the emperor.This can be tolerated, what can't be tolerated?
So the Empress Dowager, together with Xiao Guiren, brought dozens of executioners to the Lanxin Palace.As the saying goes, "catch the rape in bed, you won't be allowed to argue!"
In other words, not long after Xiao Guiren left Lanxin Palace, Xiner had already changed from a handsome guy to an ugly girl. This kind of transformation treatment can only last for 3 minutes each time, so when the empress dowager led everyone to rush to Lanxin Palace aggressively When she was in the palace, she did not find any handsome man like Xiao Guiren described, and the Empress Dowager was also a little disappointed.
Lying on the bed was Lu Xiner who still had a post-modern face and the effect was quite astonishing.I saw Xin'er straddling the railing with her left foot and stepping on the auspicious cloud with her right foot, her nostrils turned up to the sky, her eyes rolled slightly, and she was immersed in a dream with a wretched smile...
Hearing the commotion outside the room, Xin'er's slightly rolled eyes slowly opened, and she said impatiently: "What kind of trouble is this? Don't let people sleep! Anyone who dares to disturb Xin'er's sleep, even if Even if it's the Empress Dowager, Xin'er won't forgive her!"
Reluctantly getting up from the bed, he saw a row of majestic and majestic men standing by the door, each holding a sharp knife in his hand, presumably for cutting people.There were still two people standing in front of the man, both of them were wearing noble clothes, their left cheeks were a little fresher, at first glance, it was Xiao Guiren, who seemed to be bringing wild flowers to visit Xin'er again.The face on the right is obviously wearing anti-wrinkle cream, isn't it...the empress dowager? !
Xin'er saw that the Empress Dowager appeared in Lanxin Palace at this time, followed by a group of wretched uncles. After thinking for a while, she lay down again. It must be because she stayed up too late last night and is still immersed in her dreams...
Although walking in the palace with such a dignified appearance would inevitably scare some eunuchs and maids, but Xin Er felt no guilt for doing too many things for the audience.Over time, the people in the palace gradually developed an antibody, as the saying goes.
Sometimes when wandering on the road, there are some court ladies and eunuchs with good deeds who take the initiative to hook up with Xin'er, gossip, gossip and the like.And Xin'er spent most of her time in Lanxin Palace devoting herself to writing. When she first came, she was treated as a strange person and became an insulator. Suddenly someone took the initiative to hook up, and Xin'er was also a little moved.
Although the eunuchs and maids are at the bottom of the palace, they are very different from the royal family and nobles.But also because of this, I can get in touch with many things that are close to the lives of the common people. The atmosphere is strong and the atmosphere is simple, so there is no need to worry about intrigue among the harem.People at the bottom often have a lot of information that is difficult to obtain, so through chatting, Xiner also obtained a lot of precious writing materials.
Since Dong Guiren watched Xiner's new work "The Secret History of Sima Qian" that day, he went to Lanxin Palace to catch up with the new plot every day, and unintentionally asked all kinds of wonderful questions. The senior rotten girls who have been hanging out all year round are a bit difficult to deal with.
Occasionally when she is in a low mood, or when a woman comes for a day or two, Xin'er loses her mind to update the novel.But Dong Guiren, as a loyal fan of the fleshy novel "The Secret History of Sima Qian", how can Xiner not update the article as she wished, so she will use various means to urge it to be updated.Thanks to Dong Guiren's blessing, Xin'er's new work is coming to an end soon.
Dong Guiren, who loves meat and loves everything, is not only chasing Xiner's novels every day, but also goes to the Palace Library to borrow books related to sex. The life of a rotten girl can be described as enjoyable taste.
Although the inside of the palace is peaceful, the outside of the palace has also been somewhat uneasy recently.Japan, a savage country located in the east of Yan Dynasty, has recently frequently harassed the offshore area, and even spawned such troops as Japanese pirates.In addition, they dared to lie in the country that Japan was provoked by the Dayan Dynasty first, and they were just self-defense.Wouldn't they blush when they told such a big lie?Also, the face of the barbaric country is thicker than the city wall.
Busy with suppressing the Japanese pirates in the sea, the emperor Yan Wuxin can only leave on Saturdays and Sundays to go to the Lanxin Palace to accompany Xiner, peeking at the beautiful girl Xiner after her transformation.During the working day, I had no choice but to yell in my mind, which made the emperor hate Japan, a country of impoliteness.Then he convened the ministers to discuss how to make Japan a pilgrimage country for Yan Dynasty.
All the main characters and supporting characters are busy with their own affairs, and Xiao Guiren, the gold-medal supporting role in "Men Also Play Time Travel", of course cannot be idle.She had been waiting for Xin'er and Dong Guiren to make mistakes, and then took advantage of the situation to kill people and improve her status.
But recently Xin'er and Dong Guiren were only discussing novels and researching *, leaving little opportunity for Xiao Guiren.So, one morning, Xiao Guiren went to Lanxin Palace to investigate the situation.
Because Dong Guiren pestered her to make three shifts a day, Xin'er has been staying up late to write for the past few days, how desolate it is!Yesterday too, in order to strengthen the relationship between Emperor Wu of the Han and Huo Qubing, some high-h plots were temporarily added. Because of the lack of experience, the brain hole was opened to the extreme and reluctantly wrote it out, and then fell asleep.
Since entering the palace, Xin'er has had the same dream every night.In the dream, one face is blurred, and the man with cold temperament always wants to attack Xin'er. When this happens, Xin'er will shout in her dreams: "I am a man!" Then she transforms gorgeously, but , Xin'er has never noticed it, because after waking up, she will always look like the best Xin'er.
This day was the same, Xin'er, who had transformed into a super-beautiful man because of the screaming in her sleep, was lying gracefully on the bed, unconscious.When Xiao Guiren entered the room, he saw a man in pure-color pajamas, with flowing long hair covering his forehead a little messy, the delicacy between his brows clearly visible, exquisite facial features, and a man with an attractive physique lying on Xin'er's bed, She thought she had entered the wrong room.
But after taking a closer look, this is indeed Lanxin Palace, there is no mistake, how could the person in that room be a man?
A moment later, there was a strange smile on the corner of Xiao Guiren's mouth, and there was a cold air in his eyes.Although it is unbelievable that such an ugly woman like Xin'er can seduce/attract such a top-notch handsome guy, but what she saw is definitely not wrong. Lu promised to have an affair with an unknown man last night!
In the homes of ordinary people, the wife secretly meets with other men behind her husband's back. The cage is as simple as that.
So Xiao Guiren hurried to the Palace of Romance while the man was still awake, intending to report the matter to the emperor and punish Xin'er.
The emperor was immersed in a sweet dream, but he was forcibly dragged out by the hurrying nobleman Xiao, feeling very upset.
"Xiao Guiren! You woke me up from the tenderness so early in the morning, are you rushing back to your mother's house?" Sullen.
"The concubine knew it was wrong. But your majesty, the concubine discovered something terrible. Just now when I went to Lanxin Palace to visit Lu Ying, I saw a beautiful man lying on Lu Xu's bed. The picture is so beautiful, my minister I don't dare to continue watching." Dong Guiren pretended to be tender, and said to the emperor in detail about seeing the beautiful man, showing a burst of surprise from time to time.
As soon as the emperor heard that a man appeared in Xin'er's room, he immediately thought of Xin'er's temporary transformation. It seems that she also turned into a beautiful man in her dream without knowing it.If it's better not to be discovered, now that Dong Guiren has seen this scene, he has to find a time to clarify the transformation with Xin'er as soon as possible, and let her have more thoughts.
Of course, perhaps on the way Xiao Guiren rushed to the Palace of Romance, Xin'er had already changed back to her original state.Even if they rush to Lanxin Palace now, it is impossible to find any traces of men.Therefore, the emperor smiled and said to Xiao Guiren nonchalantly: "Xiao Guiren, you must have read it wrong. The first reaction of a person with normal eyesight seeing Xiner is too late to escape. How can there be a man?" Why don't you take the initiative to throw yourself into your arms?"
Xiao Guiren thought it was true, Xin'er's appearance could only be scary, not seductive.But my vision in both eyes is 2.0, how could I be wrong?
"Your Majesty, please trust my concubine. That man is more than ten times more beautiful than yours. It is impossible for my concubine to misread it! Although Lu promises that he is not capable of seducing a man, maybe that man is really blind. You'll be in the wrong bed right now!" How could nobleman Xiao easily let go of this opportunity to get rid of Xin'er, and continued to persuade the emperor.
The emperor thought how could Concubine Xiao be so strange today?Don't you and Xin'er are considered sisters on weekdays? Are you on a good relationship?He even dared to risk contradicting Concubine Li Gui to intercede for Xin'er before, but now he refuses to let this matter go, could it be to harm Xin'er?
"Xiao Guiren, you don't have to worry about these things! I believe that Xin'er will not do anything to betray me. Even if, as you said, that handsome man was blind and went to the wrong bed, he will be the one who suffers. Since Xin'er picked up a bargain, so don't worry about it anymore. I'm going to go to court soon, and I'll go to sleep now...you can do whatever you want." The emperor stretched his body slightly as he spoke, and then Then he climbed onto the bed with a face full of sleepiness, leaving only nobleman Xiao standing there stunned.
Unexpectedly, the emperor's love for Lu has reached this level, even she can turn a blind eye to stealing men outside, if the old lady doesn't get rid of that ugly goblin today, she will never give up!Seeing the emperor lying on the bed indifferently, Concubine Xiao thought bitterly in her heart.
So he left the Palace of Romance and hurried to the Palace of Yueshou.The emperor doesn't like to take care of such things, and he still doesn't believe that the lord of the harem, the empress dowager, doesn't like to take care of it either!
After arriving at Yueshou Palace, Xiao Guiren magnified what he saw in the morning dozens of times, and reported to the Empress Dowager with added fuel and vinegar.After the empress dowager heard this, she was furious. There are still concubines in the harem who dare to do such a thing that is offensive and betrays the emperor.This can be tolerated, what can't be tolerated?
So the Empress Dowager, together with Xiao Guiren, brought dozens of executioners to the Lanxin Palace.As the saying goes, "catch the rape in bed, you won't be allowed to argue!"
In other words, not long after Xiao Guiren left Lanxin Palace, Xiner had already changed from a handsome guy to an ugly girl. This kind of transformation treatment can only last for 3 minutes each time, so when the empress dowager led everyone to rush to Lanxin Palace aggressively When she was in the palace, she did not find any handsome man like Xiao Guiren described, and the Empress Dowager was also a little disappointed.
Lying on the bed was Lu Xiner who still had a post-modern face and the effect was quite astonishing.I saw Xin'er straddling the railing with her left foot and stepping on the auspicious cloud with her right foot, her nostrils turned up to the sky, her eyes rolled slightly, and she was immersed in a dream with a wretched smile...
Hearing the commotion outside the room, Xin'er's slightly rolled eyes slowly opened, and she said impatiently: "What kind of trouble is this? Don't let people sleep! Anyone who dares to disturb Xin'er's sleep, even if Even if it's the Empress Dowager, Xin'er won't forgive her!"
Reluctantly getting up from the bed, he saw a row of majestic and majestic men standing by the door, each holding a sharp knife in his hand, presumably for cutting people.There were still two people standing in front of the man, both of them were wearing noble clothes, their left cheeks were a little fresher, at first glance, it was Xiao Guiren, who seemed to be bringing wild flowers to visit Xin'er again.The face on the right is obviously wearing anti-wrinkle cream, isn't it...the empress dowager? !
Xin'er saw that the Empress Dowager appeared in Lanxin Palace at this time, followed by a group of wretched uncles. After thinking for a while, she lay down again. It must be because she stayed up too late last night and is still immersed in her dreams...
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