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Inside the Yueshou Palace, there were dozens of people standing around in circles, all watching the remake of the [Witch Gu Incident], and there was a burst of sighing from the crowd from time to time.

"Concubine Li Gui, tell me, what is going on?"

After listening to Eunuch Li's words, the Empress Dowager's face became even more sullen, and she asked Concubine Li sternly.

"Empress Dowager! This slave just said it! This witchcraft incident was completely proposed by this slave to Concubine Li, and has nothing to do with Concubine Li! Please believe me, it really wasn't Concubine Li who instructed her to do it! Empress Dowager ..."

Eunuch Li, who was dedicated to protecting the lord, saw that the empress dowager began to doubt Li Guifei, so he explained in fear.Even at the risk of not becoming a eunuch, he will keep Concubine Li Gui, as long as Concubine Li Gui is safe, he has a glimmer of hope!

Seeing that Eunuch Li had made his words so clear, the Empress Dowager asked Concubine Li again: "Concubine Li, you should tell the truth, Eunuch Li has already made it so clear!"

"Empress Dowager, Your Majesty, don't listen to the words of this damn bitch! This concubine is truly wronged... I think that this bitch must be jealous of my concubine's beauty, that's why I said this Frame the courtiers and concubines, please the empress dowager and the emperor to see clearly!"

Concubine Li Gui saw that it was difficult to hide the facts, so she stood up from her seat, pretending to be pitiful, and pleaded with the empress dowager and the emperor.

As early as when Dong Guiren and Eunuch Li were brought to Yueshou Palace, Concubine Li had already guessed that the incident might be revealed.But I didn't expect that Eunuch Li would confess her so simply, and he was extremely angry in his heart!At the same time, when Eunuch Li and the Empress Dowager were dealing with each other, they took the opportunity to think about the solution.

What wind and waves have not seen!How can people not be scolded in the harem?Concubine Li Gui thought to herself, no matter what moves your empress dowager makes, I will use one magic trick: pretend to have amnesia!

"Your concubine, my servant has always been sincere to you, and I have been working hard for you. Have you forgotten? Who gave you a broad and warm shoulder when you were lost/favored/frustrated; who traveled thousands of miles to Baki for you Provence bought black mud hydrating, whitening and anti-wrinkle skin care mask; and who is still flattering and supporting you when you are so ugly, it is me, Li Meimei! Now, you still dare to scold me You bitch, how heartbroken you are!" Eunuch Li said through gritted teeth.

Eunuch Li thought wholeheartedly that Concubine Li Gui was for him, but he didn't expect to turn his face and deny anyone when the disaster was imminent.I have been serving her by my side for so many years, not to mention, even if the empress dowager asked me just now, I didn't give her a confession.Now it is true that the master and the servant are birds in the same forest, flying separately in the face of disaster, it is really chilling!

"Hmph! Eunuch Li, don't keep saying it's because of Bengong. If Bengong wasn't so sad and weak that day, he would have fallen on your withered shoulders? You know, fleshy shoulders are more comfortable! It's not that you are begging to go to Bucky Provence to buy some instant whitening mask, I will let you bring me a black mud hydrating, whitening and anti-wrinkle skin care mask by the way? You know, the skin is healthier with water! If it weren't for the beauty of this palace itself, would you have the opportunity to flatter me? You know, a natural beauty is hard to give up on! Someone! Drag Eunuch Li out and behead him!"

Seeing that Eunuch Li started to shake things about her, Concubine Li hurriedly declared that she wanted to kill Eunuch Li, lest he say anything he shouldn't say.

"Wait a minute! Your concubine, the servant still has some things to say... I can't die!"

Eunuch Li, who knew that there was no escape, had a more indifferent expression on his face at this moment, and said without fear.

"When death is imminent, you dare to confuse the crowd! Come quickly!" Concubine Li Gui shouted again.

The Empress Dowager saw that Eunuch Li seemed to have something to hide, and thought that she could not shake Concubine Li Gui at ordinary times, but now she might take this opportunity to destroy Concubine Li Gui's power, so she took the table down and said coldly: "Concubine Li Gui, why bother to be so anxious, first let the concubine Li Gui After Eunuch Li has finished speaking, it’s not too late to make a decision.”

Seeing this, Concubine Li Gui could only keep silent and let Eunuch Li speak.Ever since, a battle of the century, [Struggle for Hegemony in the Language Forest] has begun.

Contestant introduction: No. [-] Eunuch Li, No. [-] Concubine Li

Scorekeeper: Lu promised

Moderator: Empress Dowager

"Imperial concubine, do you really think that you are as beautiful as a flower? I am! You are so sorry to the people and the party! If you can be as beautiful as a slave, you will have been there for three years. A cold bench in Zilan Palace? Even if the emperor likes me, he won't like you!" Eunuch Li got up from the ground, straightened his clothes, and said to Concubine Li Gui with great arrogance.

"Fart! Li Meimei (Eunuch Li's real name), you can insult me, but you can't insult the emperor! Look at you, you have a weird voice, you are full of seductiveness, you are just a bitch, how dare you pretend to be a vixen in front of my old lady! "

After listening to Eunuch Li's words, Concubine Li Gui was furious. No one dared to speak to her like this when she was so old, so she planned to show her true skills and compete with Eunuch Li!

"Ahaha... Li Mochou (Li Guifei's real name), I'm a bitch, so what are you? You got your head caught in the door, got hit by a car, got bitten by a dog while standing, got kicked while sitting Walking and falling into a pit, lying down and being a vicious temptress at the airport! You deserve to be a virgin for the rest of your life!" Eunuch Li cursed back viciously, showing off his majesty.

You know, one of the things that Eunuch Li can't stand the most is being called a "sissy"!Although he entered the palace at the age of seven, lost his life/root at the age of eight, and became a eunuch at the age of nine, in the past 20 years, he has been diligent and conscientious, strictly abide by the duty of a eunuch, and has never been a molesting/playing court lady. thing.

Although I know that I can no longer be as mighty and majestic as a man, and as delicate as a woman, I have been looking for various ways to improve my temperament, whiten my skin, refine my orchid fingers, so as not to be called Be a "sissy"!Now Concubine Li Gui has just hit Eunuch Li's sore spot!Eunuch Li decided to unleash all the skills gained from practicing between men and women for the past 20 years, and defeat Concubine Li Gui!

"Ahaha... Li Meimei, even though I am a virgin now, there will be opportunities in the future! But you, as an unknown gender, should you find a man or a woman to help you break it!" When it hit the sore spot, his face darkened, and the corner of his mouth twitched, and he cursed loudly.

"Fuck! Li Mochou, the so-called big breasts and no brains, big brains, but someone like you, with a flat chest and no brains, and a big brain, deserves to be nobody for the rest of his life!" Facing Li Guifei's shrew aura , Eunuch Li did not show weakness at all, he showed his true colors!

"I'm flat-chested and I'm proud. I save fabrics for the country! Hahaha..." (You're cruel!) The corners of her eyes were slightly wrinkled, and Concubine Li laughed loudly, with a hint of pride in her eyes.

"Hmph! Li Mochou, do you know what your greatest strength is?"

Seeing that such a vicious move was deciphered by Concubine Li Gui, Eunuch Li did not panic and continued to release new moves.

"I have a lot of good things about me, what do you want to talk about?" Concubine Li Gui asked coldly, shaking her long hair full of dandruff and shaking her dusty long skirt.

"Li Mochou, you said you have such a thick skin, why didn't the country use it to research and make bulletproof vests? There is a saying that the thickest skin in the world is your women's cheeks!" (So cruel! I like!)

Stretching out the orchid finger, just put it in front of Concubine Li Gui, Eunuch Li let out a sharp and piercing cry, and said viciously.

"Hey, thank you so much for your compliment, Li Meimei, do you know what the most correct choice you have made in your life?"

Obviously, Concubine Li Gui chose to acquiesce in the thick-skinned matter. Seeing that she was at a disadvantage, Concubine Li Gui decided to take the initiative to attack and lure the enemy deep!

"Hmph! I only know that the worst choice I made in my life was following a stinky and shameless master like you!" Eunuch Li snorted softly, glanced at Concubine Li Gui, and said contemptuously.

"Since you don't know, I'll tell you that the most correct choice you made in your life is to enter the palace and become a eunuch! Otherwise, if people like you leave offspring, it will cause endless harm and bring disaster to the country and the people!" Seeing Eunuch Li secretly changing the concept, Concubine Li Gui immediately scolded, what a majestic momentum!

The fierce battle is still going on, and the two sides are at a stalemate, showing no sign of weakness.

……

Two hours passed, and after fighting for hundreds of rounds, the two finally lost their strength and fell down. This battle has also come to an end...

"Empress Dowager, after incomplete statistics, Concubine Li Gui and Eunuch Li had a total of 980 nine conversations, and 480 nine times constituted tit-for-tat. Among them, Eunuch Li scored 240 four points, Concubine Li Guifei scored 240 five points, and Li Guifei scored [-] five points. The imperial concubine has won this [Battle for Hegemony in the Language Forest] with a slight advantage."

Xin'er stepped forward, looked at the data in the notebook in her hand, and reported the truth to the Empress Dowager.

After hearing Xiner's statistical results, the Empress Dowager stood up, took a deep breath, and said solemnly:

"The following Ai family announces that the final winner of this [Yu Lin Contest] is: Concubine Li! Then I will drag Eunuch Li down and take him to Churu Palace to express condolences to the old mother there!"

"Li Mochou! I'll be back..." Eunuch Li, who was being carried down by several guards, shouted dying. The sound of crying echoed in the Yueshou Palace, and it was hard to dissipate for a long time.

"You want to fight with me, you are still young! Ahaha..." Concubine Li Gui, who fell on the ground, laughed loudly as if she had lost her mind. Disperse.

The truth of the witchcraft incident surfaced, and Dong Guiren was saved because of this, and moved back to Chang'e Palace from Lenggong. He was grateful to Xin'er and promised him with his body... (Hey, hey)