Jinjiang men also play time travel

Inside the Yueshou Palace, dozens of people surrounded the inner circle and the outer circle.Everyone was watching Dong Guiren's "Witch Gu incident", and from time to time there was a burst of sighing from the crowd.

After receiving the advice given by Baodian, Xin Er decided to sacrifice her ego, complete her ego, take risks, and be an upright and good person, so she pleaded with the Empress Dowager:

"Empress Dowager, my concubine thinks what the emperor said is very reasonable. Although Dong Guiren is usually domineering and unreasonable, it is just a little girl's savage willfulness. At most, she will bully the new concubine. If you want her to I'm afraid it's impossible to do this kind of shady thing, according to my concubine's opinion, there must be something wrong in the middle, I hope the empress dowager can clearly see it."

As soon as Xin'er finished speaking, before she had time to catch her breath, there was a sharp and piercing sound from the palace, and the source of the sound was Concubine Li Gui!Concubine Li Gui walked up to Xin'er, and cursed fiercely:

"Hmph! Lu promised, there is no place for you to talk here. You said Dong Guiren would not do such shady things, so does this palace have it? Don't think that you can scare me by relying on your own ugliness." , to tell you the truth, I grew up with ambition and courage, so I am not afraid of you!"

"Concubine Li Gui, if others help you, it's out of love. If you don't help you, it's your duty. It's your tolerance to tolerate it. Whether you can tolerate yourself as a concubine or not is for you to see." It's not that a word from others can control me, today, the concubine just thinks that Dong Guiren will not do such a sinister thing!"

Seeing Concubine Li Gui's arrogance, Xin'er responded without knowing where she came from.

"Fart! You just agreed, but you still dare to bicker with me! I think you think you are not ugly enough, right? Look at your appearance, your face is dry and yellow, your nostrils are upturned, flying sand and stones, and you are supernatural. It is simply beyond human imagination. Why don't you stay in Lanxin Palace and come out to scare people! Do you think the seven-day confinement last time was too short! Ha!"

Unexpectedly, Xin'er dared to talk back to her, Concubine Li Gui's anger was even more fierce, and she hissed and cursed.

"Concubine Li Gui, please stop attacking Xin'er personally! Xin'er is ugly, but she has a backbone! How can you say such vicious words in front of such an upright person!"

Seeing that Xin'er received such threats, the emperor who was sitting at the side couldn't stand it any longer, and said to Concubine Li Gui with a sullen face.

Concubine Li Gui saw that the emperor actually agreed to speak for Lu, she was more than angry, she wanted to strangle someone to death, so she said sharply:

"Your Majesty! Now you don't need to speak for this group of sluts anymore! If you are capable, do you still need this group of scumbags? With me as Concubine Li, you can flourish and have a family full of children and grandchildren." Today, if you don’t put Lu Xu into the cold palace, I’m really sorry for her appearance, come here!”

"..."

Facing such a violent and domineering concubine Li Gui, the emperor could only keep silent for the time being, his face full of innocence.

You know, there is a reason why Yan Wuxin became the current emperor!

When he was five years old, his father Huangyan Wuyan disappeared mysteriously, so Yan Wuxin lacked his father's love since he was a child, and he longed to find a strong support one day.Five years later, Yan Wuyan returned mysteriously, carrying all kinds of wonderful literature. After returning, he announced that Yan Wuxin would be enthroned immediately, and then disappeared, causing Yan Wuxin's fragile heart to be hit again. .

One day when Yan Wuxin was at work, he accidentally opened the books his father had brought back, such as "*Doujinzhi", "Boys and Boys", "I Can Be Attacked or Received" and so on.The more Yan Wuxin reads, the more interested he becomes, and his sexual orientation is also subtly changing. In his heart, he firmly believes that only men and women can have children...

Five years later, Yan Wuxin had reached the age to discuss marriage, the empress dowager recruited noble women from all over the world, concubine Li Gui and others also entered the palace at this time.

Although Yan Wuxin has a strong interest in men and men, he has no sense of disgust towards girls, but after seeing the terrifying face of Concubine Li Gui one day, Yan Wuxin has since become a female insulator.

(Maomao: About Yan Wuxin's father, Yan Wuyan, you can look forward to Maomao's next work "The Emperor Crosses to Become a Man", also known as "Men Also Play Time Travel Prequel")

"Empress Dowager, my concubine thinks what the emperor said..."

Seeing that the current situation is very good, maybe Dong Guiren and Lu Xu can be eliminated at once, so Xiao Guiren wanted to help Concubine Li Gui from the side. Unexpectedly, as soon as he said the previous sentence, Concubine Li Gui sternly shouted:

"presumptuous!"

Then the mighty lion's roar of Concubine Li Gui rang again in the lobby:

"A mere princess from the Diaoyu Island country dares to behave wildly in front of me! If it wasn't for the fear that your father would sell the Diaoyu Island country to Japan, I would have shown mercy to you everywhere? But since the last orchid shoe incident, you have gone on and on. Again and again in front of the emperor to confuse the crowd and confuse people's hearts! It seems that if I don't give you a look today, you don't know what it means to come [Diaoyu Island belongs to China!] Come! Will Xiao Guiren, Dong Guiren, and Lu promise Drag them all down and put them in limbo!"

Unexpectedly, Concubine Li Gui had such great ambitions that she wanted to completely wipe out other larger forces in the harem through a "Witch Gu incident". The court ladies and eunuchs gasped and sighed: A noble concubine, a poisonous woman who harms others, and a treacherous concubine in the harem...

"..."

At this time, Xiao Guiren could only cry without tears, and petrified in place without any appeal, and he couldn't help muttering: Fighting for the crossing, fighting for the crossing, startled a pool of gulls and herons. (Translated as: self-inflicted, not to live!)

"I've been wronged... Empress Dowager, Your Majesty, please spare me."

As soon as Concubine Li Gui's roar stopped, the three concubines in the lobby hugged each other, crying out loudly.Quite a feeling of difficult sister difficult sister.

"Hey, Concubine Li Gui, you've done a good job, don't you want to throw Ai's family into limbo too?"

Amidst the cries of the concubines, a shrill voice suddenly came out, making everyone tremble slightly, and looked at the person seated, the empress dowager!In the process of Concubine Li Gui showing off her acting skills, who can still remember this unknown veteran actor...

"If the Empress Dowager wants to go in to find Empress Lanhua, the concubine has no objection!" Concubine Li looked at the Empress Dowager disdainfully, and responded indifferently.

Seeing that Concubine Li Gui was still so domineering, the Empress Dowager was furious, the anger on her face was clearly visible, she slapped the table and cursed:

"Presumptuous! It seems that you don't even pay attention to the Ai family! From just now until now, except for the opening remarks of the Ai family, all the scenes have been snatched by you Li Guifei. Do you know how outrageous the mistake is! (If I don’t show off my power, I’ll be a vegetarian!)

Concubine Li Gui's expression still didn't change much, and she uttered a sentence coldly:

"The concubine thought that the audience might not like to watch the empress dowager's play, so she added some roles to herself..."

Seeing Concubine Li Gui's resolute nature, the Empress Dowager couldn't bear it any longer, the volcano in her heart erupted, she stood up from her seat, pointed at Concubine Li Gui and cursed fiercely:

"Hmph! People are greedy, they always take a step forward, and still want to go further. Knowing how to stop is the way to survive for a long time, Concubine Li! You can just steal a few lines from Ai's family, do you still want to steal Ai's lines?" This character! I think you want to get your bento in advance!"

Everyone was taken aback by the empress dowager's actions. Isn't this the old version of Li Guifei...

Concubine Li Gui saw that the Empress Dowager's aura suddenly became much stronger, and she knew that stepping on the dog's tail would not end well, so she restrained her arrogance, bowed her head and said softly:

"Empress Dowager, this concubine realizes her mistake."

"Oh, tell me, where did you go wrong?"

The empress dowager who was in a state of madness was not something ordinary people could deal with. Seeing that Li Guifei was restrained, a sneer flashed across the empress dowager's face, and she asked grimly.

You know, if you don't have ordinary abilities, you can't sit in the position of empress dowager!Although she is getting old, the empress dowager is the last winner who survived the fierce battle in the harem after all.Passing five levels and beheading six generals along the way has already been experienced in hundreds of battles.

The kindness and peace that you show on weekdays are all appearances and a show!

The old hag right now is the real empress dowager!

"The concubine made three mistakes: first, she shouldn't have taken the empress dowager's lines; second, she shouldn't have let the empress dowager say an opening sentence; third, she shouldn't have given the empress dowager a chance to speak..." Ruiqi was affected Concubine Li Gui, who was bruised, had no choice but to reflect in a low voice like a deflated balloon.

"If there is a next time, the Ai family will definitely not let you off easily...Of course, today's matter can't just be left alone. No matter whether Mrs. Dong Gui intends to frame the emperor, but the discovery of the witchcraft doll from her room she There's no way to quibble. Because her father is Dong's ignorant, she will be spared today. Someone, drag Dong Guiren down and throw him into limbo!"

The Empress Dowager withdrew her aggressive arrogance for a while, glanced fiercely at Concubine Li Gui, and said so to everyone.

As soon as he heard that he was going to be thrown into the cold palace, Dong Guiren burst into tears, frenzied, and clung to the empress dowager's heels and shouted:

"The Empress Dowager doesn't want it... My father is Dong Dong, and my mother is Zhuang Buzhi. Have you forgotten..."

Seeing Dong Guiren's miserable appearance, Xin'er and the emperor were just about to open their mouths to continue pleading, but the empress dowager said coldly:

"Whoever dares to intercede for Dong Guiren will receive a lunch box in advance!"

"The empress dowager is really discerning, she is the mother of the world! If the concubine moves into the Yueshou Palace one day, she will definitely learn from the empress dowager, ah ha ha ha..."

Concubine Li Gui, who had been languid for a while, saw that the Empress Dowager's aura had weakened a little, so she laughed out of nowhere and said coldly, waving her sleeves at Dong Guiren who was being dragged down:

"Dong Gui, it's a good journey, I won't send you away! In a few days, I will send a few more sisters to accompany you... Hahaha..."

Seeing that Concubine Li Gui had returned to her original old witch, everyone felt chills down their spines and panicked.

On the other hand, Xiao Guiren hid in the dark and secretly laughed: "I will be the second overlord of the harem from now on, ahahaha..."

After Dong Guiren was dragged down, Xin'er looked at the mess in front of her and sighed:

"Hey... As expected, a Qiong Yao drama was completely staged. Mr. Dong Gui is really miserable, and he dared to offend the author! Otherwise, he wouldn't have ended up in such a miserable end..."

In addition to the plot: in the twelve chapters "After the Foot Lockdown", Xiner encounters Dong Guiren in the imperial garden and is forced to dance with Dong Guiren. The original plot is not like this.

The original plot is: Seeing Dong Guiren dancing in the garden, Xiner turned around and left quietly.

But Dong Guiren felt that the author gave him too little part in the scene, so he tampered with the plot without authorization, and only then did the scene in Chapter [-] come about.

The author, who knew the truth, was furious, and threatened: "A mere supporting role, how dare you mess in!"See how I will block/kill you in the future!

Warm reminder: The author can't afford to offend... (comedy effect~)