Jinjiang men also play time travel

"Don't let anyone stop me, I'll jump off whoever comes over!"

That's right!Someone is going to jump off the building again!

Lu Yitian, a first-year student majoring in Japanese at Z University, is standing on the balcony of the dormitory in despair.A group of people had already gathered downstairs, discussing a lot.Pairs of fiery eyes, heh, I can't wait to stage a vigorous scene of dying for love.

Unfortunately!Lu Yitian is a single dog!

"Hey, don't be impulsive! If you want to jump, choose a higher place. You can't fall to your death on the second floor here. Be good, come down, uncle will take you to a higher building." An uncle in uniform stood A place not far from Lu Yitian persuaded lightly.

This person is Uncle Li, the administrator of this dormitory building!Usually idle and bored chatting with others, persuading fights, watching and committing suicide.Unexpectedly, today I finally have the opportunity to watch it up close, and I feel a little excited...

"Fart! Everything in the novel is a lie... Hmph, I have been in JJ for almost a year, and I have written hundreds of thousands of words of novels. Even if I don't eat, drink or sleep, I still have to insist on updating every day, just because I'm afraid I'm sorry Reader, what am I working so hard for? Isn't it possible to get Jinjiang to sign me earlier?" Nongxiu's eyebrows were tightly knit together, and Lu Tiantian cursed almost like a growl.

This is the confession of Lu Yitian, a Jinjiang writer, at this time.Not long after entering university, I started to write novels. Although I knew the depth of the water, I jumped into it without hesitation.From publishing novels, the only dream is to be signed by Jinjiang and become a real writer.

But who knows, the self-recommendation was rejected again and again, Lu Yitian had no love in his life, and decided to choose a quiet place to end his life.So, he is standing here now...

"But how did Jinjiang treat me? Since January of this year, I have started recommending myself to sign contracts... Every time I apply, every time I get rejected, and every time a different editor sends me text messages, all the time I A total of more than 20 self-recommendations were made, but they were all rejected in the end. Tell me, what’s the use of staying in this world if I don’t die!” The pain on his face gradually magnified, and the boy shouted loudly, as if he was addressing the whole world. do farewell.

"It seems quite pitiful. You hurt the editor when you are alive, and you hurt the passers-by when you die... I think you really deserve to die!" Uncle Li nodded slightly, as if he agreed with the young man's opinion, and said to the young man resolutely.

"Damn! Do I owe you money? I'm dead if you think so! Are you the one who persuades people not to jump off the building, huh?" His eyes slightly enlarged, and Lu Tiantian couldn't believe it when he looked at Uncle Li who was so persuasive. .

"If you owe me money, I can't let you die! You can do whatever you like, and if you jump off, I will just sweep up more garbage and drag the floor a few more times." With a slight wave of his hand, Uncle Li said Turn around and want to leave.

"I think you just want me to jump down purely. Hmph, if you want me to die, I won't die!" The boy said angrily as he moved slightly in from the edge of the balcony.

"Hey, one day, your article was signed by Jinjiang, look quickly! The contract is here!"

A burst of shouts came from downstairs, like a spring breeze, the young man was extremely excited, and turned his head to look down.

"Hey? Really? I'm coming soon... ah..."

The excited boy had long forgotten that he was on the balcony in the open air. With just a small step, he left a perfect straight line in the air according to the inertia of the earth.

……

"Hey, Xin'er...wake up, what time is it, don't need to work!" A voice from an aunt rang in his ears, Lu Tiantian slightly opened his eyes, and looked around.

"Hey, where is this place? Aren't you Sister Feng? Why are you dressed so fashionable..."

After waking up, I found that everything around me was so strange and antique, and the person in front of me who was similar to Sister Feng was still wearing ancient costumes, which gave me a sense of time travel.

"I'm going, Lu Xin'er, you're sleepy, I think you don't even recognize your/mother now." After a while of cursing, the aunt was obviously a little unhappy.

"Sister Feng, please forgive me, are you my mother?" Lu Tiantian asked with wide eyes in surprise.

"Oh, I think you're really sleepy... I'm Yuan Fang, the owner of Yuemanlou, not the Feng sister you mentioned! You're Xin'er, the prostitute in my shop."

The voice of an aunt bargaining in a vegetable market slowly spits out from a woman's mouth, everything is so real!

"Damn! I'm a prostitute? I'm a seven-foot man... Mom, why do I look like this? Are you really Yuanfang? Am I really Xin'er?" She glanced roughly at her face. Attire, Lu Tiantian yelled and asked tremblingly.

"Otherwise, what do you think...if the government hadn't stipulated that the number of prostitutes must reach 20 before they can operate, you would be able to enter my Yueman Building?"

"My kind of stuff? Top quality?" Lu Yitian asked, pointing at himself, his pupils dilated slightly.

"It is indeed the best of the best, take a good look at yourself in the mirror!"

The aunt said with a look of disgust, turned around and left the room, leaving only the boy... oh, no... only the prostitute was left in the room in astonishment.

"Oh my god... who is the person in the mirror? He looks so miraculous, how can he be described as horrible..."

I saw the person in the mirror, just like the scene of a car accident, and the most beautiful are the two eyes, the eyes are the windows of the soul, and her windows were crooked.Where is the evildoer!

Lu Tian got up, rushed to the mirror and looked at it carefully. After a while, he felt deeply moved.

"I'm going, is this really me? This is the ugliest woman I've ever seen, not one of them..."

Leaning back slightly, obviously frightened, Lu Yitian looked at the person in the mirror in disbelief.

"Oh my god, why did the gods treat me like this... When people time-travel, I also time-travel. When they wear clothes, they look like princes and princesses. They are beautiful. I am a prostitute, and I still look like a ghost!" The accepted day showed his housekeeping skills, complaining and swearing!

"I think I should just kill myself... Where is the rope? If I die, I don't need to come out to scare people... I am ashamed of the audience for decades..." After cursing, Lu Yitian began to search around, wanting to end this situation as soon as possible. This kind of broken time travels back to the present world.

"Xin'er... Hurry up, there is a guest personally calling your name. The opportunity is rare, so take advantage of it!"

Before the rope was found, the aunt yelled desperately at the door again.

"I'll go! There are still people who like this kind of super food these days? I want to see who has such a unique taste."

Hearing that there was a guest, Lu Tiantian was startled, and murmured in a low voice while walking.

"Come on, officer, I brought you Xin'er...Xin'er, greet the guests well!" Yuan Fang took me to a tidy room, closed the door and left.

Lu Yitian opened his eyes wide and carefully looked at the man in front of him.The man's chin was sharp, his face was haggard, his mouth was crooked, there was a bump on his forehead, and his face was covered with rotten sores. He stared at Xin'er with a wretched expression.

"It turns out that there are people uglier than me in this world! I suddenly feel that life is full of hope..." After admiring the man in front of him, Lu Yitian said with a sigh of relief, his eyes brightened immediately.

"Miss Xin'er, come here and serve me well, I won't treat you badly..." The man waved his hand, and a creepy voice rang out in the small room.

"Officer...official" slightly startled, Lu Tiantian swallowed his breath and said tremblingly.

"I'm going, it's really disgusting. Bear with me, this place is supposed to be a place for laughing but not for showing off, let me give you a laugh..." Lu Tiantian said inwardly as he walked over.

It's been a while since I've been in Jinjiang, the prostitutes/female pick-ups are high-frequency plots, there's nothing to be afraid of, Lu Yitian comforted silently in his heart.

"Oh, Miss Xin'er's smile really looks like that budding chrysanthemum..."

"Huh?" The man's words frightened her and opened her mouth wide before she could concentrate on the day she had just walked.

"Beautiful!" A stream of saliva floated out of the man's mouth with a plosive sound, leaving a beautiful arc in the air.

"Thank you, officials. I am so lucky to be praised by officials! Hehe..." With a forced smile, Lu Tiantian forced a sentence out of his mouth, and then murmured: "It really upsets me!" Eight lifetimes of mold."

Before Tiantian can properly digest the man's words, the man starts to caress about Tiantian.

"Hey, officer, what are you trying to do...Xin'er is only smiling but not showing off herself..." Tian Tian yelled in horror, feeling a bit itchy.

"Huh? Selling your smile or not? I gave the bustard a few big silver coins. Are you telling me to sell your smile or not? Haha...Miss Xin'er, you really like joking, sir, I like it!" The man didn't slow down at all, and continued. Pounce on Xin'er.

"Don't... bastard, if you want to come here again, I'll yell..." Tian Tian shouted with all his strength.

"This is simply a nightmare! Could it be that my first time is dedicated to this kind of top product... I don't want it..." Lu Yitian struggled in his heart.

"Hey, this is the first time I've met someone with such a personality!...Call, no one will come to rescue you even if you shout out loud, where do you think this is?" The man heard Tian Tian's shout and moved He finally stopped, but a more obscene evil smile appeared on his face, and then he rushed towards Tiantian again.

"Ah... I'm a man"

Following Lu Tiantian's scream, another scream followed, "Ah... hell!"

"Ah...why did you run away suddenly..." Seeing the man running away like flying, Lu Tiantian was at a loss.Then I looked up in the mirror...

"God, what the hell... How can I be so handsome! Oh no, please tell me, it's not me!"

I saw a man appearing in the mirror, white and greasy like fat, his skin radiant like snow, sword eyebrows and star eyes, straight nose bridge, full red lips, long hair tied up high and tied into a bun from the top of his head, white clothes flying, How could this man be described as handsome? !

"Xin'er, Xin'er..." Yuan Fang's aunt's voice sounded outside the door again, with a bit of impatience.

After entering the door, he left a sentence, "What's going on, why did Boss Gang Huang run away like seeing a ghost? Fortunately, the money was given." Then she looked at Xin'er, who had turned back into an ugly girl in the room, and left. went.

"Hey? I've changed back to this superb... Hurry up and give me back the handsome guy just now... Who can tell me what's going on!" After Yuan Fang left, Lu Tiantian shouted as he saw himself turning back into an ugly girl .

"The Jinjiang Women's Struggle Collection system is activated, master, the following is the introduction of your transformation function:" A robot-like voice came from his body, and Lu Tiantian casually flipped through it, and sure enough he found something similar to an electronic dictionary.

"Hey? What is this...transformation function?" Holding the strange thing in his hand, Lu Tiantian said in a daze.

"Transformation function: It can change from a top ugly girl to a top beauty boy. The initial stage lasts for 3 minutes, and it will automatically return to the ugly girl mode after 3 minutes; it can be used once every two hours. It can be upgraded under special conditions !"

The things in his hands were introduced slowly, and Lu Yitian listened seriously.

"So... I can transform, and I can still become a super handsome man! Oh hehehe... It seems that time travel is still a bit beneficial... I can change once every two hours. When I want to die, I can become a handsome guy. Immediately Heal the soul! Alright, it’s decided, don’t die for now!”

From now on, I will be Lu Xiner...