This world named Jiantang

"(Jian San Tong Ren) This World Called Jian Tang" is from Shu Zhong Meng

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This world is called Jiantang, also known as Jiantang...

All sects here live in peace, the Anshi Rebellion is just a cloud, and Ming Miaomiao's invasion ended dramatically because he couldn't stand the second-hand aura of the Central Plains.

Here is a black-bellied flower and a single stupid person|Wife, master, evildoer, ruffian, beggar, domineering, military master, there are many CPs of the arrogant little yellow chicken...boy, don't you come and show your respect?

Content tags: Enmity and Enmity in Jianghu

Search keywords: Protagonist: Huajianyou, Taixu, Iron Prison, Mountain Dwelling, Aoxue, Wenshui, Yijin, Bingxin, Tianluo, Butian, Mingzun, Fenying, Beggar World, Jingyu┃Supporting roles:┃ Others: That's right, the author is so lazy and directly uses the profession as the name. It's a pure spoof. It can't stand the scrutiny. If you don't like it, please click

After going out of Chang'an City and riding north for half a day, you can see a majestic mountain range. This is the Huashan Mountain where Li Taibai said "the giant spirit roared and split the two mountains, and the torrent jet streamed into the East China Sea". The Chunyang Temple established by Yangzi Lu Dongbin with the support of the imperial court.

Chunyang Temple is built on the mountain, and the steps in front of the door meander down like a stream from a distance. If you look carefully, there seems to be a white spherical object rolling down the mountain quickly on the way... After rolling dozens of steps, the spherical shape The creature stretched out its arms and legs, stroked and pulled twice, and finally stopped.

When he got closer, he realized that this was a young man in a white Taoist robe, but now it was already dirty and dusty, with a face of immortality, but because of the annoyed expression, he looked stupid—— boy.

Taixu was still sleeping comfortably in the room this morning, and then there was a loud "bang", the solid door was kicked open from the outside, accompanied by the melodious "Brother! Master Qi Jin is being beaten by you!" If you don’t practice swords again, before you die of anger, ask me to see if you, a pig, have slept to death!”

Taixu hummed a couple of times very cooperatively, and when the quilt was pulled, he covered his head and arched it into the pillow.

Junior Sister Zixia smashed it, smashed it, gnawed the small mouth of the candied haws, pressed the sticky claws on the white quilt, lifted it, and said in her mouth: "Nine turns to one, let's go..."

When Shangguan Boyu was wandering around the alchemy furnace with his big gourd on his back, he heard a loud scream resounding through Chunyang Temple: "Wow~~~~~~~~~~~!"

Touching his beard and shaking his head, it's a new day!

Because of the little junior sister's big move, Taixu squatted in front of the smoking house with his crooked Taoist crown on his head, and there was still a smell of burnt feathers in the air.

The little junior sister was standing next to her, and she could hear "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~ My pure wool blanket..." "My sharp sleeping tool..."

Zixia gnawed, gnawed, ate the candied haws, looked left and right, and finally inserted the bamboo stick into his brother's Dao crown, listening to him complaining about the wool blanket there as if it was made from his own body hair, and slapped it. On his head, I felt very comfortable nodding after taking pictures. I used to only get pictures of my brother's buttocks, but now I feel very cool when I can take pictures of his head to a certain extent!

Taixu stared wide-eyed and watched his dao crown fall to the ground and rolled, and there was a stick stained with brown sugar stuck in it, finally recovering from his grief, he jumped up like a rabbit and grabbed Zi Xia's small face was pulled from side to side.

"Damn girl, you are rebellious, you deceive your master and destroy your ancestors, you have no teacher! You, you, you, pay me for my woolen blanket!"

The little junior sister let his furious senior brother pinch her face with disdain, eyes full of contempt: "You are still 'long'! Tell me what you do every day besides sleeping in a blanket, and you don't practice your lessons. Not going up, I have never been down the Dalian Mountain, and I went to the desert with Aunt Yu Rui! Your value is not as good as the alchemy in the alchemy room of Uncle Shangguan..."

Taixu took a deep breath.

"The furnace of..."

He held his breath in his chest.

"...the carbon below..."

Choke.

"... Scum!"

cough.

Tai Xu panted heavily while beating his chest, "You, you, you little bastard! This way, this way is today, I'll go down the mountain to show you!"

……

So there was the scene on the ladder just now. As for why he used rolling, Tai Xu regretted it as soon as he came out of the Taoist temple, so Xiaobaa squatted at the gate and waited for his junior sister to come out to find him, thinking arrogantly At that time, you must ignore her first, and then ask her to do this, and then do that.

But it’s already past noon, not to mention the little junior sister, not even a bird has flown by, Xiao Baa tugged at the hem of his clothes depressedly, and soon realized that he was entangled in this squatting position, he panicked, I just squatted and jumped, but I didn't expect that I was next to the edge of the ladder. When I tilted my body, I rolled down very roundly...

Taixu sat on the steps aggrieved, looked up, he had rolled for too long and couldn't even see the door, looked down...or else, just go out and have a look?

So Taixu stood up with great backbone, picked up the luggage that luckily didn't roll away, and set off arrogantly.

Far away from Chunyang Temple, there is a wonderful scene in the Wanhua Valley called Chang'an City in the middle, called Huahai.

From Loulan in the Western Regions to Penglai in the East China Sea, from Pinglu in the North Xinjiang to Xianshan in the South China Sea, everything in the world can grow in the suitable climate of Wanhua Valley, but there are exceptions to everything. Huajianyou got two exotic flowers from Xiake Island a few years ago. , it seems that it is not suitable for the climate here, and it is declining day by day. Although it is slowly getting better under Huajianyou's careful care, it is still not healthy, but even so, the two flowers are still gorgeous. Qunfang is eye-catching, and it also emits a soft yellow light at night, no wonder Huajianyou loves it so much.

This day, Huajianyou played chess with Yan Zhenqing at Xianji Rock, and drank wine with Sun Simiao for a while, then came to Huahai to look at the two exotic flowers, thinking that the soil was loosened yesterday, and today should be better Oh, it's only when I get closer that something is wrong-why is there a breathing sound?

Walking over to push away the flowers and plants blocking the view, I didn't see Aihua at first, but I saw a person lying on the ground with his limbs wide open and extremely indecent.

I looked up at the cliff that was a little high, did I fall from it?

After a sudden pause, Hua Jianyou narrowed his eyes slightly and stared at the person of unknown origin. He would stay there for a long time every day, and there was absolutely no way he could be mistaken...

"Wow~~~~~~~~~~!"

The extremely familiar voice resounded through Ten Thousand Flowers Valley, Taixu jumped up and covered his badly injured buttocks, tearing from the pain, glaring at the only person around.

Hua Jianyou squatted down and looked at the two plants. The remaining flowers and willows were gone. In fact, there was no need to squat down to look at them. It was definitely not what a normal plant should look like from a few meters away. If the soil is overgrown, even the roots are exposed, and it is completely dead.

Taixu stared angrily at the squatting man in black, and gradually felt that this man looked as if not only the clothes were black, but also his face, no, even the surroundings of his body were black. At first, Xiaobaa blinked, yeah?As bright as the sun...

Hua Jianyou stood up with a smile, put his hand on the shoulder of the bastard who killed his love flower, felt the body under his hand tremble, met his watery eyes, and asked softly: "May I ask what your name is?" Who, and why did they appear in this place?"

Xiao Baa instinctively felt that the person in front of her was dangerous, but she looked very kind. She struggled for a long time and asked timidly, "I said, do you have food?"

It turned out that Taixu turned around with no sense of direction when he got off the mountain. He lowered his head and thought for a while, Xiaobaa's optimistic nature came out, he casually raised his hand and pointed to choose a direction and walked forward. , is North.

What followed was a long journey. During this period, Xiao Baa went through the mountains and ridges, but he didn't find a town, but he picked some fruits and scooped up some stream water with his head. It was just practice. After walking for more than half a month, he climbed up again. A mountain, I saw a beautiful sea of ​​flowers at the foot of the mountain from a distance, Xiao Baa's eyes lit up, and Sa Yazi ran over there. On the way, I saw a fruit tree growing on the edge of the cliff, and I felt it when I pressed my stomach. I'm not hungry, but I can't beat the bright red fruit. It looks like I'm saying, "Come and eat me~"

So he picked it as a matter of course, and then fell down even more as a matter of course.

What is commendable is that Tai Xu Xiaobae chose the north direction, but finally arrived at the Wanhua Valley located in the south of Chunyang Temple, and very accurately avoided Chang'an City between the two...

Dongfang Yuxuan smiled and watched Taixu feasting on the dishes on the table, and after listening to the miraculous experience he took time out of his busy schedule to tell, he took chopsticks and fried vegetables for him with some affection, and I have to say that Taixu is stupid It is very popular with the elders, otherwise he would have been thrown out of Chunyang Temple a long time ago if he was so stupid.

Hua Jianyou sat on the other side of him, exuding a black air without complaint, staring at the dish in front of him, thinking how to put some poison in it to avenge his Ai Hua, when he finally put down the bowl and chopsticks, he sighed in satisfaction He took a breath and smiled at Dongfang Yuxuan: "Thank you Dongfang Valley Master for your hospitality. When the Valley Master comes to my Chunyang Temple in the future, Taixu will definitely repay the Valley Master's kindness today."

Dongfang Yuxuan smiled and said: "The Taoist priest doesn't need to be too polite. My Wanhua Valley has always obeyed that anyone who comes is a guest, so I treat each other with the courtesy of hospitality. There is no need for favors. To put it bluntly, the Taoist priest should be thankful." You'er is the one, if it wasn't for You'er's two flowers, the Taoist priest would probably be injured if he fell."

After speaking, he smiled meaningfully at Huajian.

Hearing this, Taixu turned his head to look at Hua Jianyou with a stinky face, although he was still a little scared - his butt was still hurting, but he still smiled at him without hesitation: "Thank you! "

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