[Comprehensive] Let me give birth, that's it!

When you are unlucky with one person, you will be unlucky with another person whom you don't know the truth about.Nai people usually paraphrase it very simply, this is shooting while lying down, and this matter should be the cause.

This mouth is a bit poisonous.But at this moment, Nai Ren is secretly delighted... This sense of steadfastness can only be found in being a human being.He clenched his fist left and right, curled up and down several times, before he stopped.

The joy of being reborn after the catastrophe made Nai Ren overjoyed, although he didn't know where it was, what kind of people they were, or even the name of the body itself.But even so, Nana was still happy.He thought, this can be regarded as a so-called blessing in disguise!

Man is actually a kind of animal that is easily satisfied. Compared with the two living environments, as long as the situation is better than before, he can be happy for a while.

For example, Nai Ren, who was standing on his cushion and smiling foolishly, seemed to be feeling how hard-earned it was... Even the rootless cabbage on the small square table that was riding on him Yangzi, he was pleasing to the eye a lot.

Nairen seemed to have forgotten who was doing the psychological construction just now, desperately thinking that someone who is good at discovering life would come to save him.

For this reason, Nairen stared wide-eyed the eyes that were disliked by the cabbage crowd.And this man, although he lowered his head and chewed the vegetables, was obviously absent-minded.To put it bluntly, Nairen felt that this man was simply working on his mouth.Just wait, the man stretched out his chopsticks and touched his waist.Nairen greeted him desperately for this, and her small eyes flickered quickly.

But, it's just a useless move.The man didn't realize it, and bit off a big part of him in one bite, so that Nairen's half of his head was in darkness.

Just like that, before the clock scale turned a semicircle, half of Nairen's body had disappeared... And on the table, there was still a small lettuce leaf, which was a part of his body.Nai Ren sighed and recalled that at the moment before he was served, he was still a man in a big vest, and when he passed the kitchen, his hands and feet were so nimble when he was cooking.The root was similar to the foot of his body, and when he used the knife, the knife went up and down, and he chopped it off.Fortunately, the pain is not so obvious.And the whole leaf, because of the absence of the contained stalks, was defeated, and was easily broken into pieces by hand.As for him at this moment, I will use another metaphor, that is, a stripped girl, there is no way to be shy.

Just at this time, two stout men in black kimonos came, one of them was drunk, they were holding each other together, bumping into Nairen.Nairen looked up at the two men, feeling a little guilty, and asked a little tremblingly, "What's the matter with you?"

There was no response, the atmosphere became a little frozen, and when the two men's expressions were sharp, Nai's heart was jumping a little.Suddenly a man stuck his head in front of Nairen with a smile on his face, and hiccupped his face: "Hey, captain, you are too disrespectful to the brothers! Today is our celebration banquet, what are you doing?" You have to drink too!"

Nai Ren stared blankly, only then did he realize that he was guilty of being a thief, and these two were drunks who came to persuade them to drink, what can you expect them to see?He breathed a sigh of relief, very heroic, and snatched the wine bottle that one of the men was carrying.He made a gesture of toasting, and the wine jar was dried up with just a few gulps.

Er Liang was a little dazed, originally with the mentality of giving it a try, bumping into the alcoholic guts and committing crimes?In fact, he just wanted to see the captain's drunken posture with evil intentions... It's strange, he is a strange person who eats fish and meat dishes at banquets.You said that his family has a woman waiting in the house, that's not right, this is obviously a person who has not married and established a business, I don't know how many girls are looking forward to it~~

It turned out to be like this, a few thick and muscular old men, they can't start a career if they don't have a family, and some envy the captain who is so small that he can turn a corner, he is so prestigious.Even so, there is only any extreme and paranoid psychology.After all, they all knew that the captain relied on his strength to stand on tiptoe, unlike those cowards who held up their facades as family members.They also respect the captain from the bottom of their hearts.

It's just that when this person has drunk to a certain degree, it is inevitable that some alcohol will burn his brain, and it will be upside down in such a daze for a while.And Nairen's heroic move really scared them sober, and in the end one of them reacted quickly and patted the other on the shoulder, and praised in a muddled way: "Captain, you are a man!" Then, without saying a word In two words, they ran over to return to their positions, and their steps were obviously not as messy as before.And Nairen still doesn't know at this moment, what extraordinary things did he do?He thought simply, just drink a drink, it's not enough, right?Then Nairen naturally cast his gaze on the plate of cabbage.

Nairen's slightly lowered pupils looked a little dull, and what other people saw was just a misconception that the captain was a little drunk, and they were still playing happily on the sidelines.

Nairen stared at the cabbage, and suddenly thought of the possibility of soul exchange?If this is the case, his hands trembled, and his face turned unsatisfactorily black... What is the probability of pulling out a living creature?Or maybe it won't be long before the original owner of this body slips out of his own chrysanthemum.Anyway, this is not what he wants!

Nairen suppressed his chest: "You can count as doing something good, so let's remember some nostalgia for the world... This is procrastinating, maybe I will pull that cabbage out of your stomach soon, when the time comes Your poor soul is attached to the beep, who do you expect to salvage you?

I?Don't dream about it, bro... At most, it's a big deal, I won't flush the water... Of course, you may be lucky enough to wait for the next person who is good at discovering life, and this person has a pair of eyes of truth, goodness and beauty .Everything in the world is beautiful in his eyes, and you get the so-called baptism for this.But as far as I'm concerned, the odds are slim."

Nairen grabbed his lower body and weighed it up: "According to my estimate, it's much smaller than your egg."

Nairen murmured to himself that he was actually terrified, any man with a healthy body and mind would not accept it, it was similar to the tragedy of giving birth to a child.Although it is not a baby, but you have to believe that he is more terrifying... 1000 times scarier than that horror movie!

If you want to say it's not scary... that's because the people who try it for themselves experience far more pain than those who watch the show.It's like, if you want to have a blood test, you will never find another person who can replace you.

And this noisy banquet, there are many small episodes in the middle, and when the small episodes are over, the night is already very deep... When I walked out of this restaurant, I could occasionally hear a few cicadas on the street. The quiet moonlight swaying on the ground stretched the shadows of the two people in front very long.

Until, under a tree, and those two people had some impressions, after all, at that time, only these two came to condolence him with a wine jar...

And when they planted the hottest night's cultivation under the tree, Nairen just stood there not far away.He actually wanted to leave, but he didn't have a sense of direction. Even if he entered this body, he didn't have any memory of this body.In order not to make them suspicious, Nairen had no choice but to ask someone who was drunk.

And when the two of them finished comparing the so-called masculine dignity and turned back unhurriedly, seeing Nairen was taken aback, but they just mistakenly thought: "Captain, do you want to come with me too?"

The corner of Nairen's mouth twitched, come with your sister...

Even though he thought this, he had some worries on his face: "I'll give you a ride! Look at your stumbles, I'm the one who will suffer tomorrow!"

That small appearance is quite similar, but these two men are not as easy to coax as little girls, and they don't appreciate it at all, shaking the wine bottle around: "Hey, hey, captain, you are so drunk !Where are you going to work on Sunday tomorrow? It's okay, it's okay, we know the weight! You can go back first!"

And like that, it seems that he hasn't fully enjoyed himself yet, and he plans to go to another one to continue drinking... Then what should he do?Nairen immediately stepped forward and grabbed their collars: "Look at you, you really plan to die drunk in someone's tavern? When the time comes, who will collect your body?"

Hearing this reprimand, the two became a little impatient. You are the captain when you are sober, but who will pay for it when you are drunk?The two were obviously drunk.A few waved their hands: "Go, go, Captain, why are you acting like a bitch! You are more annoying than my old mother when you are in charge of things!"

In the end, Nairen couldn't resist the two of them, and let the two of them sing out of tune all the way, and walked away with their shoulders linked.And that buddy's good looks made Nairen curse angrily, it's best to miss something after drinking tomorrow... It's like, the next day Mingguang hugged his arms *, that's good.

The night was windy and chilly, the former owner of this body only wore a thin kimono to go out to the banquet, but now Naito couldn't help the humidity of the night.Just when he was planning to go back to the tavern for another night.

A handsome young man, holding a lantern, invited him to his house for a night of rest.

The offer was too good to refuse.If it wasn't for this late night and this deserted street, Nai Ren might have really agreed... Although he felt a little regretful, he still refused righteously.It's just that what Nairen didn't expect was that this young man was a dog-skin plaster, with a face like you don't agree that I won't leave.

Nairen thought, "Okay, it's fine if you don't leave."Such a good person is not something we can be.He turned around and wanted to go back to the restaurant, the boy also reacted quickly and raised his hand to grab Nairen's wide sleeve.

This is not the case with strong buying and strong selling. Originally, it was just a suspicious good thing, but now he has 9 points of confidence that this is trust.He showed helplessness and pointed to his face: "I am the captain, captain, captain! Do you know?"

The boy was a little dazed, but he still didn't let go of his hand.

"Are you hiding a camera on your body? Or a mobile phone?" Originally, the embarrassing person thought that there would be a pornographic frame-up staged.

"...What is that?" The boy was also taken aback by his words, he had no idea what this high-tech product was.

"...Well, young man, are you a professional deacon who is engaged in this industry? Or what about a ghost mother-in-law who comes out to forage? I really can't think of any good things from the invitation in the middle of the night? And even if it is an invitation..." Nai Ren Showing a bulge and back: "I only like women like this. Women! Are you looking down on my eyes by doing this?"

The young man understood what he said, but his eyebrows and eyes were lowered submissively, but his voice was very stiff: "What's your opinion? What's your dissatisfaction with my attire?"

Nairen didn't hear the boy's strangeness: "Men, don't blame me for being crooked in your thin clothes, and you who want to hook up... It's not me, I'm a handlebar, and there is no grandma here. "He made a gesture and squeezed his chest.

"...Oh, is that so?" The young man stretched out his hand, wanting to feel it too.Blocked: "What are you doing?" Nairen slapped the boy's hand away.The body that can touch is still oneself.

"Try the feel." The boy said sincerely.

"No, this body has the right to belong!" Nairen refused to give in at all.

"Hehe, is that so?" The young man raised his head, and Nairen was taken aback for a moment by his unruly demeanor.I only heard him say: "Give it to me! Take your skin!"

Donnai is still digesting the meaning of the boy's words.The young man's hands turned into mollusc whiskers, very long, pink, with even small bumps on them. No one could tell what those things were, but he knew they were snacks he often liked to eat Called: dried squid-=

What should he do now?Does he seem to piss off a monster?No, it was the monster who came to him and immediately fell in love with him!His head seemed to be clogged with oil, and his rotation was not so flexible.For new things, he is always not so easy to accept...

Having said that, Nairen has to say that this body has developed a good habit of reflexes. He kept running with his feet, and when he reached a certain distance, he turned around again, picked up something, and threw it towards the little head. .

why?Dang Nai stared blankly at the palm of his hand, he seemed to feel something in his hand just now, did he throw something over it?

The unknown object was like a small cannonball moving at high speed, and it hit the boy's eye socket accurately?Nairen felt uneasy at the moment, could he be killed by smashing him?This monster died like this, wouldn't it look too bad?

Just when Nairen was thinking this way, a voice suddenly appeared in his mind: [Why are you still standing there?Go and cut off his head! ]

Nairen thought it was just an illusion, so he patted his ear lightly, but there was a real sword with a long diameter in his hand... He covered his eyes, is this swollen?Is there any lower limit in this world?

When he turned into a Chinese cabbage, he wanted to complain.And now, didn't he say that there would really be someone more unlucky than him?

God the thief, Nairen raised his middle finger, put the sword in the belt, turned around and ran away half way through.And what came to mind: [Hey, what are you running!What about the people in the shop when you ran away?You go up and get rid of it! ] and other Yunyun, although Nai Ren is very annoying, but she is silent.

Why do you think Nana is like this?He heard someone say that when ignoring someone, you'd better keep silent.This is self-inflicted, that is, you talk, but that person ignores you!