[Comprehensive] Let me give birth, that's it!

It took him a lot of effort to calm down the three of them's grievances.He breathed a sigh of relief, turned around, and looked at it—he also had an idea in his heart, who was deliberately indulging behind his back.

It turned out that Men Qi had been watching this side all the time, and when she opened and closed her eyes and let the white-haired boy drag the little bastard off the sofa, she began to enjoy the show.She was glad to have someone who could fix this nasty brat.Seeing him watching, she didn't look guilty at all, and smiled gloatingly at him.

When she smiled, Nai Ren also smiled at her.He is not a kind person at all, his head turns very bright when he breaks his mind.No, he thought—if so, I will teach them how to make sushi?It can be regarded as a favorable situation.

As soon as he came up with this idea, he yelled it out immediately.The voice was so loud that even the examiner Sa Ci, who was standing on a tree and squatting outside, could hear clearly.Coupled with the clear and detailed explanation, everyone was stunned for a while, and then rushed out with the flow, looking for the necessary ingredients for making sushi.Among them, many people thanked him. Although he avoided many hands that wanted to rub his head, those people still smiled casually and said, "Thank you, boy!"

For this kind of verbal thanks, Nairen really didn't have much enthusiasm for responding.Until a bald man came up to him, he mistakenly thought it was someone else who came to thank him, so he waved his hand generously and said, "It's nothing, you don't need to thank him. Let's go!"

This bald man was called Hanzo, and he was the only examinee who was secretly satisfied with Men Qi's test and secretly delighted.It's just that this secret joy didn't last long, when he was still laughing like a cat stealing fish.Nai Ren already shouted out the sushi recipe verbatim, including what he didn't know, that sushi should be made of sea fish instead of ordinary freshwater fish.

Now he finally understands why the red-haired woman jumped angrily.This kid is really annoying!And when his hand was about to hit his head, he suddenly heard: "You want to rub my head, no matter what, you should give me the fare for the return voyage." It stopped in the middle, which was very embarrassing.Finally, he waved his hand back and snorted heavily.He thought, this kid is really ignorant!

The bald head gradually moved away from his line of sight, but the imprints on the lawn from near to far looked a little out of shape.The string of footprints seemed to condemn his crime, so it seemed that he had lost the dignity of being a ninja.

He pushed Chiya and asked, "Are you still going to catch fish?"

Qi Ya glanced at him sideways, but he didn't seem to care, and put his hands into his purse: "You didn't go either."

Nairen stroked his forehead, and originally planned to lie on the sofa and squat for a while after he left, and pack up and go back to the island after they had finished eating.Seeing him like this now, he felt helpless: "What are you doing with me?"

He didn't speak, just spread his hands, as if he wasn't afraid of getting mad at you.He breathed a sigh of relief and said admonishingly, "Didn't your mother tell you that you can't approach people who don't want to make progress?"

He frowned: "Why? That old woman told me how to kill people." After speaking, he showed his slender nails with a mischievous look.From Nairen's side, it is very sharp, like a steel claw fed with poison, it may kill you at any time when you are not prepared.

Kiya waved his paw towards his face, trying to scare him.Unexpectedly, Nairen would not hide, and answered him: "Because there is a virus, you can't get close, or you will be infected." After he finished speaking, he took two steps towards Men Qi.It's just that before the third step was taken, he was grabbed by the back collar.

"Then if I say that I am a killer, you will become a murderer when you are with me. Are you afraid or not?" He said this with a very serious expression, and Nai could also hear the child's spoken words. tentative.Seeing those black eyes staring only at his own, he felt pain again.So, why did we draw such an inconsistent equal sign?

The corner of his mouth was twitching, and after thinking for a while, he said, "So, are you going to accept me as your pony?"

This statement stunned Qi Ya.He originally thought that there were only two answers.He didn't expect Leng to give him a different, unexpected answer. He thought about it and it really fit his character.So he smiled, grabbed his wrist, and said to him frankly: "You have passed. I thought that if the answer you gave didn't meet my wishes, I would kill you and continue the exam." "He patted him on the shoulder: "I didn't expect you to be so interesting... By the way, you said we were friends, right?"

He muttered a lot, and Nairen simply sorted out what he said: be friends with the killer, and then be assassinated by him when he doesn't like it.He smiled wryly, is there a more difficult job than this?This kind of hard work, which is similar to white labor, has no wages... Even though he said this, he still nodded his head.He thought, anyway, after this exam, he will go home as a loser, and he is not afraid that someone who is going to continue the exam will find him.

Qi Ya was very happy and wanted to pull him outside.He was stunned, and desperately pulled the thin water pipe for washing vegetables.This scene made Men Qi laugh, and she helped him out. She said sharply, "The white-haired one, all the candidates are going to catch fish. What are you doing here? Don't you want to pass?"

Hearing this, he didn't have any concept that the examiner should respect, but instead said: "I see, it's really long-winded!" After finishing speaking, he pulled him even harder.There was no other way, and Nairen didn't feel ashamed, so she clung to the side of the vegetable sink with both hands and feet, her hands still tightly clasped the vegetable washing pipe.

After going back and forth, their interaction, which resembled a tug-of-war competition, made Men Qi tired of watching.She scolded again: "You go by yourself, he stays. I have something to ask him!"

This is similar to the words of an order, which made Qi Ya very dissatisfied.He finally let go of his arm, but confronted her: "Why, old woman?"

Don't tell me, his words really hit Men Qi's weakness. This kind of slander is probably the last thing a woman wants to hear.She threw the teacup next to her hand at him, but he avoided it with a tilt of his head, and then gave her a contemptuous hook.Seeing that he dared to despise her so much, she stepped on the sofa and drew out the double knives she carried with her.When she was about to step forward to teach the boy a good lesson, Buhaji behind him suddenly stood up, wrapped his fat arms around her waist, and temporarily suppressed her riot. He persuaded: "You are the examiner now, if you let me The president knows. We're going to be in trouble!"

As expected, these words made Men Qi, who was desperately looking for him just now, regain her lost calmness.It seems that she is very reckless towards their so-called president!Seeing this, Qi Ya shrugged his shoulders, knowing that there was no fight left.Then I looked to the side, and saw that the person who had just squeezed the water pipe tightly was gone, and what was left was a vegetable washing pipe that started to leak because it couldn't stand the vigorous shaking.

Qi Ya squinted his eyes and looked around, and Men Qi sat back on her throne again.Unexpectedly, as soon as she sat down, something unknown gave her her buttocks a click. She turned her head and glanced back, and saw the little hairy head of a hedgehog, holding something unknown, already in a state of sound sleep.

Now, she was not angry anymore, she felt that this kid was like a piece of cotton, which was boring to slap on.Thinking about it, she shook her head again, and looked at the white-haired boy who was staring at him desperately. She suddenly felt that people who were friends with this careless hedgehog were very pitiful.She couldn't help but feel sympathy for Kira and Kurapigado.

Thinking of this, her tone of voice became much better. She said, "Go fishing! He is asleep too, and he probably won't wake up for a while."

Qi Ya glanced again, and finally hummed a few times, reluctantly jumped on his skateboard, and slid out of the examination room.

Not long after Qi Ya went out, Men Qi flicked his forehead with her index finger: "You really have no heart!" After finishing speaking, she wanted to flick again.

Unexpectedly, Nairen opened her eyes, pretended to be a sleepy person, turned sideways, and avoided it.Seeing that it was not played, Men Qi squeezed her hand to the back of the sofa, ready to play it again.Helpless, Nairen had no choice but to open her eyes, grabbed her wrist, and said with some complaints: "Don't look at me as dark and strong, my skin is still tender than yours."

Hearing what he said, Men Qi didn't react too much, she just threatened: "Boy, are you itchy?"

Nai Ren knew this woman's temperament, so he didn't provoke her anymore.He yawned, ready to fall asleep again.But Men Qi picked him up and asked curiously, "How do you know how to make sushi?"

"Oh! You said that thing—" he drew his tone.In fact, sushi is not a rare thing for him. He has eaten it in the last world. Although he wore it on a dog at that time, that guy is not bad. He often brings him to the Yamamoto club activities. At the sushi restaurant of Yamamoto's family, the clerk saw him as a friend of the prince, so the asking price was naturally very reasonable.So it is considered a regular customer. Nairen, who didn't like eating raw and uncooked food so much, has gotten used to the taste after eating it a few times.Although the food is not the best, but it is also good.Thinking about it now, that guy treated me pretty well...

Men Qi was impatient and interrupted his meditation.He urged again: "You really said that?"

Nairen blinked, with a look of unfinished thought, and said with a smile: "It tastes pretty good after you get used to it."

His irrelevant answer made Men Qi's teeth itch with hatred, and she grabbed his shoulder and shook.Her dedication and love for food made her a well-deserved food hunter, and it was this dedication that made Nai feel dizzy and nod her head.This is because he didn't even feel it when he was on a roller coaster - this woman is really scary!

When the examinees came in one after another, what they saw was Nai Ren, who was almost collapsed, lying on the armrest of the sofa.Everyone was a little confused about the situation, but after thinking about it later, they mistakenly thought that the little brat with the hedgehog head was punished for leaking the exam questions.They looked at him more or less gratefully and apologetically.

And when Nai raised his chopsticks, ready to have a full meal.The things they served were really out of shape, Nairen sighed and put down his chopsticks.Once again, he lay back on his stomach in a sickly state.Men Qi also looked like a child who couldn't be taught, and overthrew the so-called sushi one by one.

Then after consulting and improving, the thing was finally barely edible.Nairen passed on the secret recipe to them with sharp knife-like eyes, but what he made was still not satisfactory.He barely ate a few dishes to suppress his hunger, so he stopped moving his chopsticks.Until Qi Ya served two plates, and handed him a plate to signal him to eat.Seeing that it looked good, he ate it. After he finished eating, he picked his teeth and felt full.Just jumped on it, ready to go back to sleep.

But Qi Ya looked at him strangely, he opened his eyes, he wanted him to express his opinion.He thought about it, and after a comparison, he gave him a thumbs up.But he was talking about taste, while Menqikao's topic was sushi, so this thing was unqualified, and she threw it out again, and fell into Buhaci's mouth.He licked his lips and praised, "It's delicious!"

The last group of people who hit the board again and again.After a short period of time, Men Qi was fed, and she picked up the hot tea and took a sip, announcing that she was full.Therefore, all candidates for this exam were eliminated.This conclusion, of course, caused serious dissatisfaction among the examiners. There were many people who had long disliked this little girl as an examiner, and there were many people who made a fuss.The first bird is also a fat man, not as big as Buhaci, and has a lot of advantages compared to Men Qi, at least that fat body can crush people to death.

Men Qi leaned her back against Nai Ren's leg, her expression was full of contempt, obviously she didn't take the booing person seriously.She promised to bring them rare delicacies, set a time limit, and then ran out of the examination room. In the blink of an eye, she who should have been standing on the flat ground disappeared without a trace.

Many people were amazed.At this time, Nai was still sleeping, but the clown who had been following Hisoka murmured, "It's the horned bear's scales."

And when Men Qi came back within the stipulated time, she leaned against the door with a confident look, and took out a glass bottle from her chest, which contained a black object that looked like scales.

She calmly chopped the black horn scales into small pieces and mixed them in the white rice.Passed it to the fat man who was very dissatisfied. Unexpectedly, the fat man refused to eat it, thinking that he was being teased, and attacked her. He definitely did not have the sympathy and masculinity of a literati and would never beat a woman.

This attack was very violent, and many people around who didn't like her were applauding and booing.But as an examiner, he has two brushes.Sure enough, she easily subdued him.

There was no sound around.And the bowl of rice rubbed with keratin was also smelled by Nai Ren, who ate it all.All that was left was a bottle with a bit of scum standing there.Men Qi was furious when she saw that the kid had eaten what she had collected after working so hard for a long time.

But he was a little concerned about this kid's evaluation, so he asked, "How does it taste?"

Nairen pushed away Menqi's close face, and chewed carefully again, as if recalling the taste just now.After a while, he thought he was pertinent and said: "Well, it's not bad. It's about the same as the one made by Qi Ya!"

This comment almost made Men Qi vomit blood angrily.She still remembered the scene when she just threw that ugly thing out.If it is said that what she made is the same as that white-haired boy, it would not be ridiculous.

Sure enough, the examiners all booed and laughed.This honeycomb laugh completely angered Men Qi.She yelled loudly: "If I say you don't pass, you don't pass! How can there be so much nonsense!"

Unexpectedly, there was even more scolding, and the examinees all looked angrily, and almost all of them had red eyes.Seeing this scene, Nairen really couldn't make sense of the situation, scratched his head, and asked, "What's going on here?"

At that time, he really fell asleep, and when he woke up, he ate a bowl of rice, added some condiments, and answered a question.Why has everyone become so excited?

Qi Ya widened his eyes, and asked him a vague question: "Hey, didn't you do it on purpose? For example, to give the examiner a good look?" Kurapiga and Leorio also thought it was He's playing tricks, staring at him.

Unexpectedly, he scratched his head and asked straightforwardly: "What does this have to do with me?"

"...The meal?" Kurapika asked.

Nairen thought about it again, and then patted his head with a sudden realization: "Oh, so you are talking about that rice! Actually, I don't like to eat raw food. So that thing is not as good as a bowl of cheap eggs The fried rice made me happy!"

The three of them couldn't laugh or cry when they heard this.Glancing at Men Qi, it seemed that there was a big dispute over there, so she didn't hear it.I guess it will be even more depressing to hear that!At this moment, the three of them felt some sympathy for Men Qi to varying degrees.

Not long after, Men Qi also had the same idea.But the sympathizers are indeed the three of them...

This matter caused a lot of trouble, and Men Qi did not change her mind and insisted on going her own way.It wasn't until an old man jumped off the airship and learned what Men Qi said, that he didn't know that this cool old man was the president.This appearance surprised everyone, but it also gave new hope to the candidates of this period.

After some rhetoric from him, Men Qi finally changed the topic of the exam. "Poached eggs"...?This really greatly exceeded everyone's expectations, and everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Qi Ya pressed Ding Nai's ribs with his arm, and said involuntarily, "That's great, right?"

Nana didn't understand what he meant.After thinking about it, I mistakenly thought that he was saying: I didn't fall from the horse, that's great!He also nodded to him, and replied sincerely: "Well, yes! Congratulations."

He followed everyone on the airship and arrived at the destination in a short time.After getting off the boat, it turned out to be a canyon, and the eggs were growing underneath, waiting for someone to pick them.Men Qi took the first step, made a demonstration, and picked an egg.This egg is a bit strange in Nairen's eyes, it looks like a preserved egg, but he has never seen such a big one.He walked towards the canyon step by step, looked down, and saw that the eggs were all of that size, and it wasn't that the one she picked was the biggest.

Seeing that he was the first to come forward, Hisoka whistled immediately.As if interested, he licked his lips, and the tone overflowing from his mouth: "Little fruit~~" made the people around him stay away.

Kiya, Kurapiga, and Leorio also nodded, seemingly satisfied.They all became interested and stepped forward.Seeing people coming around him, Nairen planned to retreat again.But it was already too late, Qi Ya said: "Jump!" and jumped down the canyon with his neck around his neck.

Nairen was already in mid-air before he came to his senses.The will to survive made him grab a thread with all his might, and that thread was surprisingly tenacious, carrying his weight without showing any signs of breaking.

His half-lost heart finally let go.He wanted to be a little lucky that he didn't have a fear of heights, otherwise he would definitely not let Qiya go.Absolutely never let it go!

The panic passed, and he hung on the wire, as if he was like a koala, placing all his weight on the wire with both hands and feet.He was thinking about how he got up.

Qi Ya now yelled at him again, telling him to pick the eggs.He ignored it, turned his head heavily, and snorted.Moved and moved like a caterpillar arching, this extremely ridiculous gesture made Men Qi, who was still in surprise just now, couldn't stop laughing.

Nairen didn't dare to be distracted, and tried hard to arch, for fear that the seemingly weak thread would suddenly be broken by accident.Seeing him falling down like a monkey, Qi Ya felt ashamed, so he jumped down to help him.Unexpectedly, the Nai people insisted on not accepting his helping hand.After a pause, he moved to the edge alone.

Qi Ya saw that digging was boring, so he squatted down on the silk, cupped his face, and watched him with interest.

From Nairen's point of view, he wished he could kill him even more.He moved little by little to get closer to the edge of the cliff, and he didn't care much about the egg that was within reach.

With less than half left, he smiled with satisfaction, and wiped the sweat from his forehead with one free hand.It's just that this accident always strikes when people are not prepared.For example, now, the fat man who made a big fuss was accidentally attacked by a group of big birds because he was too vigorous in collecting eggs, and he let go of his hand.The unlucky one is Nairen...

Nairen was depressed, he even thought to himself what kind of shit he was stepping on, and even such things could happen to him.He wanted to cry so damn, he kicked the fat man who was holding his waistband with his hands a few times, he just wanted to kick the fat man with no eyes.Unexpectedly, the fat man's arm strength is very good, and his grip is very firm.The more he kicked, the more he felt that the belt was on the verge of breaking due to the unbearable weight.

He could no longer shoot empty-handed, he was able to bear the weight of two people alone, and he was hanging upright with one person on the ladder.He looked at Qi Ya, who was still a little far away, dumbfounded, not wanting to show weakness and shout for help.

After struggling for a while, there was no result.The fat man stuck to him with all his heart, and his usual methods of intimidation, coaxing and deception didn't work.There was nothing he could do, he made up his mind, forced all his strength into one arm, and the free hand desperately picked the spider eggs on the silk and threw it at the fat man underneath him.This smashing also had an effect, a few eggs hit Fatty's forehead and body.The man was knocked dizzy, egg white and egg yolk were all over him.

It's over... Only then did he wake up, and he held up the newly picked egg in his hand and refused to throw it.He kicked the fat man a few times again, but the fat man loosened his hands a little, looking exhausted.Seeing this, Nairen breathed a sigh of relief, and prepared to shake him a few more times to get him down.

However, what he was worried about happened as expected.The flock of birds attacked them violently, pecking at them, especially the fat man.He was like a target, covered with big birds.The smell of eggs attracted them, and the nests came out of their holes.Don't say they are uncomfortable, even Qi Ya, who was about to come to help, was so pecked that he couldn't lift his head, and he walked with difficulty with his arms covering his forehead and eyes.

Nairen held on with perseverance, the fat man was already exhausted, and finally raised his breath and took a last breath before falling from exhaustion.What had been pulled down was Naito's belt, which had been stubbornly resisting, and it was lost.Nairen seemed to feel it too, and vaguely saw the afterimage in Fatty's hand.He shivered involuntarily, feeling the chill beneath him.Looking down...he hid his face.And the fragile emerald green shorts have long been vulnerable and collapsed with the mountain wind in the canyon.

All that's left is the endless sadness...and the full of ridicule.

Finally, for the first time, Nairen felt that he wanted to die.He thought, it would be good to just hang on this tough silk... His eyes became blank...

And the big bird that came out of the nest finally returned to calm and landed on their territory.