[Comprehensive] Let me give birth, that's it!
Chapter 50: Wetland X Roast Pig X Winner
The final result can be regarded as a blessing in disguise.After this incident, Leorio started to run vigorously. During the long running time, Leorio opened his collar, revealing the charm of his so-called uncle, exuding his light and heat.According to his spirit, he ran to the end until he saw the dawn outside the cave.
Nairen blocked his eyes with the back of his hand, the long darkness made him a little uncomfortable with the dazzling light outside.There was an exclamation from behind, and when I turned my head, I saw those who hadn't yet come out and those who had almost stretched out their fingers collapsed on the ground, staring at them.What was revealed in those unwilling eyes was separated at both ends by the thick stone door before they could be seen clearly.
They are the winners, and many of them are grateful with compassion for others.Nairen patted Qi Ya and asked, "What will happen to them?"
Hearing this, Qi Ya looked at him in astonishment, thinking that he was sympathizing with those people.He also said: "You don't have to sympathize with them too much."
Even though he said that, Nairen was a little annoyed by the "you're too naive" in his eyes, he silently turned his head away, and didn't choose to explain.He knew that sometimes things became a cover-up if they explained too much, so he kept his so-called silence rationally.
But this move made Qi Ya even more convinced that he was still too immature.It was a beautiful misunderstanding. As a member of Beating the Enemy, he thought that this kind of attitude just now was unnecessary kindness...but he became interested in it.Not as a killer, but simply as a 12-year-old child.
He thought that this exam might not be as boring as he imagined!
Nairen rubbed his eyes, that person seemed to be staring at him?He is obviously a kid in a strange costume, but according to this, he is the kind of strange type that Mitt is not allowed to make friends with.
Just thinking about it, another incident happened here.A man wearing a scarf came out from the corner in a mess, and twisted up a cloth bag, which contained a dead ape.The monkey happened to be somewhat similar to the examiner.He shouted angrily: Don't believe him, he is a fake.I am the examiner of the real hunter test!
Sure enough, this voice really aroused the suspicion of many people, and their gathering together aroused a lot of suspicion.Finally, someone suggested that Erliang take out his hunter's license.
The man said that the license was stolen, but there is no statement here.Still in a stalemate, a few cards stuck in the face of the man in the wind, and his current appearance faded away. This is obviously a monkey.
The examiner took the poker and warned him: Don't play it as an example.
The dead apes were immediately eaten by vulture-like birds that flew over.Nairen kept staring, a little puzzled.This is obviously a monkey-like species in the zoo, so why does it have such a nice title-what ape with a face, what a monster.Back then, the most he branded as a beast were: a beast and Xiao Huang.
It turned out that he used this scene to recall his sad past when he was training in the zoo...
"When will you see it again?" Qi Ya reminded from the side.
Looking back, the past is unbearable... He shook his head and turned back, and said, "Well, I don't want to watch it. I just think it's very cute."
Qi Ya twitched the corner of his mouth and tapped his forehead: "Well, you don't have a fever?"
The feeling is that he thought he was talking nonsense.Nai Ren glanced at him: "I am in good health."
After the race, it was still a race, and the examiner led them to run again on this wet mud, not a swamp.
Running along the road, Nai felt that it was a so-called plus-size obstacle race, and many people fell from their horses everywhere. He didn't know whether they were dead or alive.But looking at those demonic beasts with overjoyed eyebrows, he suddenly felt that this examiner was actually a Xibei guy?He imagined that he was an undercover agent hidden among human beings, but he was actually a monster or a breeder of monsters?
In this long line, those who fell behind must have been wiped out by the monsters.At least for now, looking back, what is left is like a broken train carriage, section by section.Messy, unable to maintain the integrity of the team.
Seeing him looking back, Qi Ya thought he was worried about his companion.He lowered his voice and reminded, "I guess that Hisoka will definitely kill in this fog!"
Nairen looked at him suspiciously, in fact, he didn't understand why he would say this to himself?But Qi Ya said: "Looking at your expression, you must be asking why I know, right?"
The egg hurts and wants to know—he interrupted him maliciously, turned his head, put his hands on his mouth and loudspeaker: "Kurapiga, Leorio. Chiya said it's better to run to the front as much as possible!"
For this move, Qi Ya completely believes that this person has no competitive spirit!
The fog thickened.
In the fog, Nairen kept looking at his feet as he trotted hard.Until, for some reason, he got lost again.He tilted his head halfway, where is this?
He yelled a few times, and almost everyone he knew yelled, even when he went to Dongba.Just no response.
And Qi Ya has long since disappeared——
There was no way, he groped slowly in this thick fog.Several times, the attacking monsters opened their mouths wide at him, but luckily he escaped every time.So much so that the person behind the scenes finally showed up.
Nairen looked at the boy who suddenly appeared on the treetops with a sneer on his face.Rolling his eyes, he seemed to be swearing just now, right?
Nairen's first words were: "I don't know you."
The young man hugged his chest and said nothing.
Seeing that he was silent, Nairen changed his second sentence into: "Are you sick?"
The boy suddenly frowned, and quickly grabbed his neck: "You are not him... No, why am I not you?"
In this state of exhaling more breath and less intake, Nairen faltered: "Little brother, did the director approve you to be discharged from the hospital?" In fact, what he wanted to complain was that in this world, mental illnesses that seem to be highly skilled in martial arts are all Is it out of jurisdiction?
Judging from the expression on his face, the young man seemed to be on the edge, he couldn't move it, and the hand clasping his neck loosened and tightened.His half-closed eyes suddenly widened, and he was displeased with the boy's procrastination, and attacked his lower body.
What he didn't expect was that he succeeded and beat him away just like that?However, the boy put down a harsh sentence: "Next time you will not be so lucky! He can only have me in his eyes!"
That tone of voice was gritted teeth, Nai Ren heard it in a fog, what kind of play is this acting in?
After a while, he came to a conclusion that made people speechless: "It turns out that I was secretly in love with someone."
"Hehe..." With this strange voice, he pushed through the grass and found that it was a person?Nails all over the body, gray-green head, the mouth is always rattling.So much so that after he disappeared, he didn't know what he was talking about.
On the contrary, I think that man is really pitiful - he looks like that, how will he beg for a wife in the future?Perhaps, you can find someone of the same race?Thinking about it later, it is also difficult!Finally, for the first time, he let out a pitiful sigh for outsiders: "The future is miserable..."
But at this moment, he couldn't hear him after walking away——
In the end, he rushed back to the meeting place.It didn't mean that he cured Xiaolu Chi suddenly, but after the thick fog cleared, the examination room was not far away.The first thing he sees is Kiya, and he seems delighted.
Patted his shoulder and asked him: "Where did you go just now? Why did you disappear when you turned your head!"
Nairen told him exaggeratedly, and at the end of the obviously plump plot like a sci-fi movie, Qi Ya slapped his head hard and said, "If you don't want to say it, forget it!"
Nairen wanted to hide but was unable to do so in the future, and looked at the boy's head turned away, why did he feel that he hurt him?He sighed slightly: "Isn't it? That person is too much!"
"What?" Qi Ya asked reflexively, probably because of this surprise.
"That person fell in love with me secretly with a good vision, and the person who fell in love with me secretly fell in love with a person with a bad vision. In short, the person who had no vision used me as a punching bag, and the person who had no interest in me would have a crush on me." I don't know who is the person who secretly promised me?"
After the smooth words, Nairen felt relieved.And Qiya is even more confused, in a state of confusion.In the end, he covered the mouths of the follow-up people with his palms, and said, "You don't need to talk about it."
Someone whose mouth was covered blinked his eyes and thought: This is really a willful person.
And over there, Leorie's swollen face really looked like he was trying to put on fat.Leaning on the big tree, he pointed to the other half of his swollen face and asked Kurapiga, "Do you think my face is swollen?"
Kurapika replied seriously: "It's not swollen, it's still the same."
After that, he didn't believe it, and asked Nairen again.Nairen said sincerely: "Leo Li is very beautiful, it's art." This made the two people beside him couldn't help laughing.Especially Qi Ya, his serious weight was adopted by Nai Ren.
He shoved it, but didn't let it go.He still looks like a good brother.And Nai Ren expressed serious contempt for his koala behavior, probably because he was dissatisfied with being that tree.
In the second exam, there was a woman with prickly hair and a fat man three stories tall.The woman's temper is not as good as her pink hair, which is very hot.And let go of the ruthless words: We must wipe out more than half of the people present!
For such a bad-hearted woman, Nai Ren maintained a wait-and-see attitude, suppressing his desire to have sex with her just now.
"Why are you in a daze? Going to catch pigs!" Qi Ya took his arm and ran to the open ground.
Afterwards, he squatted beside a big rock, looking at the wild boar running, it was extraordinarily brave.At this moment, he was glad that he had moved far away from those influences.
And when Qi Ya easily took care of a pig and came to him.What gradually enlarged in his eyes was him squatting on the ground with his face in his hands, looking like a very leisurely theatergoer, looking at the "struggle history" of those who had nothing to do with him.
Seeing his unmotivated appearance, he really wanted to kick him.He didn't even want the pig, so he ran up to him: "Where's your pig?"
Nairen raised his eyes, seeing him like this, how could he feel that he was asking for a crime?He pouted: "Where's your pig?"
"I'm a pig? I'm asking you!" Qi Ya glared at him angrily, probably because he was so angry that he almost got himself involved!
"Well. What about you pig? I'm asking you too... Don't we all answer questions with courtesy and courtesy?" His innocent look is very good.Those eyes were wet, as if they were just pretending to show him.
Qi Ya made a contemptuous 'cut' sound, and before turning his head, he pointed his finger backwards: "You can see clearly, my uncle's pig!"
Nairen looked at the barren open space, where grass was still growing... A gust of wind blew by, and the pig trampled on it like a mad cow.He sighed regretfully—poor, the grass was gone.
"What do you mean?" Qi Ya frowned, thinking that he was taunting him in disguise—could it be because the pig he caught wasn't fat enough?
Nairen patted him on the shoulder reassuringly: "No, don't get me wrong. I just feel that they are all doing digestion exercises in a healthy way? Probably."
"What?" Qi Ya's brows furrowed even deeper, he turned his head to one side, how could there be a pig here?All the porcupines survived, jumping happily on the flat ground.
He narrowed his eyes dangerously, not because he felt sorry for the pig.It's just that he will never forgive those who dare to put down things by themselves.It turned out that some people who couldn't catch the pig saw the unconscious pig lying in their sight, and they had the evil idea of stealing the sheep, and walked away from the pig that the young master left there, leaving behind probably a bunch of pigs. Hidden danger...
Qi Ya clasped his hands together: "Go, let's hunt pigs together!"
"I'm not hungry yet." He wriggled left and right, the baby had a lot of strength, and it hurt him a lot.
"Who said it's for you? It's for that big fat man. Do you have a brain to listen to it? We're doing it for the passing grade." There was a bit of resentment in his tone.
Nairen pretended not to hear it, and held his hand seriously: "Well, I sincerely wish you a pass."
"Do you know what you're talking about?" Pause "Of course...that's good, let's go!"
Just like that, Qiya ignored someone's wishes and dragged him to the side of a pig.Admiring the running of these pigs, he had a headache.When Qi Ya raised his head proudly and asked "Can I help?", he shook his head uncharacteristically.
In fact, these words are a small advantage to him, it should be his dream.But the strange thing is that he doesn't like to owe debts of favor.So what he usually gets is the kind of insignificant small favors and some verbal advantages.
For this reason, it often causes a lot of disasters...
He picked up what seemed to be the thickest stick from the ground, compared it, shook his head, and searched again.In the end, he had no choice but to keep a close eye on the kid, half leaning on the pig he had hunted, and staring at him with his arms around his chest.He sighed slightly, borrowed his big suitcase from Leorio, compared it, ran to a seemingly smaller porcupine, and started yelling.Hearing the sound around, looking at it.They all laughed—it turned out that it was this baby who started talking to a pig in a stupid way.
Seeing this, Qi Ya covered his eyes.Along with him are Kurapiga and Leorio.But I don't deny that Leorio, who was peeping through the gap, has a bit of superiority.He probably found someone more embarrassing than himself, did he think so?
Qi Ya couldn't stand it any longer, and was about to come up and make amends.Seeing this, Nairen stopped him with his arms and shook his head slightly.I muttered in my heart: I see that you still have a lot of room for development, and if you want to spare your life, I will treat it as a reward for delaying until the end of the exam.But looking at the situation, there is no way, you have two choices today: he will kill you or I will kill me.Thinking about my kindness will save you some strength.Thinking this way, he got up and stroked the porcupine's forehead with his hand. The strange thing is that this large and manic animal really comforted him, and gently arched him.And Nairen also knew that the time had come, and as soon as the stroking hand was lifted up, he took the big suitcase and waved towards its nose firmly.
The porcupine was not prepared for this attack, and this attack also shocked the audience.What kind of business is this?Then, many people rushed to follow his example, but they were already kicked out by this group of violent things before they got close.
Qi Ya asked afterwards why it was so miraculous.In his opinion, the young man is far from prepared for that kind of energy, so it is definitely not like the big brother who can suppress the beast with his own strength.
Nai Ren said with a serious face: "It was a period of time when I spent time with them day and night and cultivated feelings."
"And these pigs?" Qi Ya obviously didn't believe it, thinking that he was fooling him again.
"No, it's with animals. At that time, I was also one of them, and I worked hard to earn copper coins for the boss, but he was still stingy and refused to give meat." When talking about eating meat, he looked rather dissatisfied.
"...You are, have you been trafficked?" He wanted to say slaves, but he changed his words.It's rare to think about others, and to say it in slightly subtle words.
Hearing this, he couldn't help laughing.It's just that he knew this smile, and he probably died soon.Seeing that the young man's expression didn't look like he was joking at all, he obviously meant it seriously - no way, he suppressed a laugh.Trying to be a little melancholy, he said: "This statement is wrong. But this matter has always been a thorn in my heart!" After finishing speaking, he turned his head away.
Seeing this, Qi Ya couldn't ask any more questions, and put his arms around his shoulders, as if to comfort him?In fact, he didn't know if his words were mixed with water?But just trying to trust him, to understand him...
And Kurapiga and Leorio, who were standing in the distance with their ears pricked up, couldn't help feeling sympathetic when they heard this, thinking that they should treat him better in the future!So his habit of answering with the Prime Minister not knowing the central point and often referring to the Northwest, once again caused others to misunderstand.Although half of the fault is not on him, after all, he did spend a period of time in a cage, with animals...
Nairen was not particularly concerned about the food that was not his own, so he roasted the pig without shaving the hair, removing the internal organs, setting it on fire and roasting it, and finally handed it up with a stick.Obviously whether to eat or not is his business, anyway, he doesn't eat.
Unexpectedly, the fat man had a bigger appetite than he had imagined, and he ate all the 79 pigs clean, and finally he didn't spit out a single hair, completely naked.It made him want to climb to the top of his little mountain and take a closer look at his teeth.I heard that people who eat miscellaneous food must have a good mouth, and the teeth of this fat man shining with the light of domestic pigs are the most dazzling white!
At the end of the day, this short section of the exam has come to an end, and the number of qualified people is the sum of the number of people who ate pigs, 79 people.And there were two clowns among them, the older clown winked at him rather strangely, and showed him a poker from Heihuang in a friendly manner.Nairen turned his head silently, and in his eyes he saw the green head, which is also particularly eye-catching among the weirdos. He turned his head 360° and he knew that this was the robot-like mutant species laughing alone in the grass .
Then he finally turned his head and asked Qi Ya: "Why on earth did you come to take this hunter exam?" His tone and demeanor were extraordinarily serious when he asked this question.
Qi Ya was a little confused, wondering which sutra he had touched again, but still replied: "Because I'm bored! So come to pass the time!"
Nairen was stunned, and after a while, he blinked and finally understood: This is also a pervert, but he hasn't grown up yet... And there are also many big perverts and people with split personalities with a bloody family history... Yes Oh, and the bald head, he also said he was a ninja.
Nairen blocked his eyes with the back of his hand, the long darkness made him a little uncomfortable with the dazzling light outside.There was an exclamation from behind, and when I turned my head, I saw those who hadn't yet come out and those who had almost stretched out their fingers collapsed on the ground, staring at them.What was revealed in those unwilling eyes was separated at both ends by the thick stone door before they could be seen clearly.
They are the winners, and many of them are grateful with compassion for others.Nairen patted Qi Ya and asked, "What will happen to them?"
Hearing this, Qi Ya looked at him in astonishment, thinking that he was sympathizing with those people.He also said: "You don't have to sympathize with them too much."
Even though he said that, Nairen was a little annoyed by the "you're too naive" in his eyes, he silently turned his head away, and didn't choose to explain.He knew that sometimes things became a cover-up if they explained too much, so he kept his so-called silence rationally.
But this move made Qi Ya even more convinced that he was still too immature.It was a beautiful misunderstanding. As a member of Beating the Enemy, he thought that this kind of attitude just now was unnecessary kindness...but he became interested in it.Not as a killer, but simply as a 12-year-old child.
He thought that this exam might not be as boring as he imagined!
Nairen rubbed his eyes, that person seemed to be staring at him?He is obviously a kid in a strange costume, but according to this, he is the kind of strange type that Mitt is not allowed to make friends with.
Just thinking about it, another incident happened here.A man wearing a scarf came out from the corner in a mess, and twisted up a cloth bag, which contained a dead ape.The monkey happened to be somewhat similar to the examiner.He shouted angrily: Don't believe him, he is a fake.I am the examiner of the real hunter test!
Sure enough, this voice really aroused the suspicion of many people, and their gathering together aroused a lot of suspicion.Finally, someone suggested that Erliang take out his hunter's license.
The man said that the license was stolen, but there is no statement here.Still in a stalemate, a few cards stuck in the face of the man in the wind, and his current appearance faded away. This is obviously a monkey.
The examiner took the poker and warned him: Don't play it as an example.
The dead apes were immediately eaten by vulture-like birds that flew over.Nairen kept staring, a little puzzled.This is obviously a monkey-like species in the zoo, so why does it have such a nice title-what ape with a face, what a monster.Back then, the most he branded as a beast were: a beast and Xiao Huang.
It turned out that he used this scene to recall his sad past when he was training in the zoo...
"When will you see it again?" Qi Ya reminded from the side.
Looking back, the past is unbearable... He shook his head and turned back, and said, "Well, I don't want to watch it. I just think it's very cute."
Qi Ya twitched the corner of his mouth and tapped his forehead: "Well, you don't have a fever?"
The feeling is that he thought he was talking nonsense.Nai Ren glanced at him: "I am in good health."
After the race, it was still a race, and the examiner led them to run again on this wet mud, not a swamp.
Running along the road, Nai felt that it was a so-called plus-size obstacle race, and many people fell from their horses everywhere. He didn't know whether they were dead or alive.But looking at those demonic beasts with overjoyed eyebrows, he suddenly felt that this examiner was actually a Xibei guy?He imagined that he was an undercover agent hidden among human beings, but he was actually a monster or a breeder of monsters?
In this long line, those who fell behind must have been wiped out by the monsters.At least for now, looking back, what is left is like a broken train carriage, section by section.Messy, unable to maintain the integrity of the team.
Seeing him looking back, Qi Ya thought he was worried about his companion.He lowered his voice and reminded, "I guess that Hisoka will definitely kill in this fog!"
Nairen looked at him suspiciously, in fact, he didn't understand why he would say this to himself?But Qi Ya said: "Looking at your expression, you must be asking why I know, right?"
The egg hurts and wants to know—he interrupted him maliciously, turned his head, put his hands on his mouth and loudspeaker: "Kurapiga, Leorio. Chiya said it's better to run to the front as much as possible!"
For this move, Qi Ya completely believes that this person has no competitive spirit!
The fog thickened.
In the fog, Nairen kept looking at his feet as he trotted hard.Until, for some reason, he got lost again.He tilted his head halfway, where is this?
He yelled a few times, and almost everyone he knew yelled, even when he went to Dongba.Just no response.
And Qi Ya has long since disappeared——
There was no way, he groped slowly in this thick fog.Several times, the attacking monsters opened their mouths wide at him, but luckily he escaped every time.So much so that the person behind the scenes finally showed up.
Nairen looked at the boy who suddenly appeared on the treetops with a sneer on his face.Rolling his eyes, he seemed to be swearing just now, right?
Nairen's first words were: "I don't know you."
The young man hugged his chest and said nothing.
Seeing that he was silent, Nairen changed his second sentence into: "Are you sick?"
The boy suddenly frowned, and quickly grabbed his neck: "You are not him... No, why am I not you?"
In this state of exhaling more breath and less intake, Nairen faltered: "Little brother, did the director approve you to be discharged from the hospital?" In fact, what he wanted to complain was that in this world, mental illnesses that seem to be highly skilled in martial arts are all Is it out of jurisdiction?
Judging from the expression on his face, the young man seemed to be on the edge, he couldn't move it, and the hand clasping his neck loosened and tightened.His half-closed eyes suddenly widened, and he was displeased with the boy's procrastination, and attacked his lower body.
What he didn't expect was that he succeeded and beat him away just like that?However, the boy put down a harsh sentence: "Next time you will not be so lucky! He can only have me in his eyes!"
That tone of voice was gritted teeth, Nai Ren heard it in a fog, what kind of play is this acting in?
After a while, he came to a conclusion that made people speechless: "It turns out that I was secretly in love with someone."
"Hehe..." With this strange voice, he pushed through the grass and found that it was a person?Nails all over the body, gray-green head, the mouth is always rattling.So much so that after he disappeared, he didn't know what he was talking about.
On the contrary, I think that man is really pitiful - he looks like that, how will he beg for a wife in the future?Perhaps, you can find someone of the same race?Thinking about it later, it is also difficult!Finally, for the first time, he let out a pitiful sigh for outsiders: "The future is miserable..."
But at this moment, he couldn't hear him after walking away——
In the end, he rushed back to the meeting place.It didn't mean that he cured Xiaolu Chi suddenly, but after the thick fog cleared, the examination room was not far away.The first thing he sees is Kiya, and he seems delighted.
Patted his shoulder and asked him: "Where did you go just now? Why did you disappear when you turned your head!"
Nairen told him exaggeratedly, and at the end of the obviously plump plot like a sci-fi movie, Qi Ya slapped his head hard and said, "If you don't want to say it, forget it!"
Nairen wanted to hide but was unable to do so in the future, and looked at the boy's head turned away, why did he feel that he hurt him?He sighed slightly: "Isn't it? That person is too much!"
"What?" Qi Ya asked reflexively, probably because of this surprise.
"That person fell in love with me secretly with a good vision, and the person who fell in love with me secretly fell in love with a person with a bad vision. In short, the person who had no vision used me as a punching bag, and the person who had no interest in me would have a crush on me." I don't know who is the person who secretly promised me?"
After the smooth words, Nairen felt relieved.And Qiya is even more confused, in a state of confusion.In the end, he covered the mouths of the follow-up people with his palms, and said, "You don't need to talk about it."
Someone whose mouth was covered blinked his eyes and thought: This is really a willful person.
And over there, Leorie's swollen face really looked like he was trying to put on fat.Leaning on the big tree, he pointed to the other half of his swollen face and asked Kurapiga, "Do you think my face is swollen?"
Kurapika replied seriously: "It's not swollen, it's still the same."
After that, he didn't believe it, and asked Nairen again.Nairen said sincerely: "Leo Li is very beautiful, it's art." This made the two people beside him couldn't help laughing.Especially Qi Ya, his serious weight was adopted by Nai Ren.
He shoved it, but didn't let it go.He still looks like a good brother.And Nai Ren expressed serious contempt for his koala behavior, probably because he was dissatisfied with being that tree.
In the second exam, there was a woman with prickly hair and a fat man three stories tall.The woman's temper is not as good as her pink hair, which is very hot.And let go of the ruthless words: We must wipe out more than half of the people present!
For such a bad-hearted woman, Nai Ren maintained a wait-and-see attitude, suppressing his desire to have sex with her just now.
"Why are you in a daze? Going to catch pigs!" Qi Ya took his arm and ran to the open ground.
Afterwards, he squatted beside a big rock, looking at the wild boar running, it was extraordinarily brave.At this moment, he was glad that he had moved far away from those influences.
And when Qi Ya easily took care of a pig and came to him.What gradually enlarged in his eyes was him squatting on the ground with his face in his hands, looking like a very leisurely theatergoer, looking at the "struggle history" of those who had nothing to do with him.
Seeing his unmotivated appearance, he really wanted to kick him.He didn't even want the pig, so he ran up to him: "Where's your pig?"
Nairen raised his eyes, seeing him like this, how could he feel that he was asking for a crime?He pouted: "Where's your pig?"
"I'm a pig? I'm asking you!" Qi Ya glared at him angrily, probably because he was so angry that he almost got himself involved!
"Well. What about you pig? I'm asking you too... Don't we all answer questions with courtesy and courtesy?" His innocent look is very good.Those eyes were wet, as if they were just pretending to show him.
Qi Ya made a contemptuous 'cut' sound, and before turning his head, he pointed his finger backwards: "You can see clearly, my uncle's pig!"
Nairen looked at the barren open space, where grass was still growing... A gust of wind blew by, and the pig trampled on it like a mad cow.He sighed regretfully—poor, the grass was gone.
"What do you mean?" Qi Ya frowned, thinking that he was taunting him in disguise—could it be because the pig he caught wasn't fat enough?
Nairen patted him on the shoulder reassuringly: "No, don't get me wrong. I just feel that they are all doing digestion exercises in a healthy way? Probably."
"What?" Qi Ya's brows furrowed even deeper, he turned his head to one side, how could there be a pig here?All the porcupines survived, jumping happily on the flat ground.
He narrowed his eyes dangerously, not because he felt sorry for the pig.It's just that he will never forgive those who dare to put down things by themselves.It turned out that some people who couldn't catch the pig saw the unconscious pig lying in their sight, and they had the evil idea of stealing the sheep, and walked away from the pig that the young master left there, leaving behind probably a bunch of pigs. Hidden danger...
Qi Ya clasped his hands together: "Go, let's hunt pigs together!"
"I'm not hungry yet." He wriggled left and right, the baby had a lot of strength, and it hurt him a lot.
"Who said it's for you? It's for that big fat man. Do you have a brain to listen to it? We're doing it for the passing grade." There was a bit of resentment in his tone.
Nairen pretended not to hear it, and held his hand seriously: "Well, I sincerely wish you a pass."
"Do you know what you're talking about?" Pause "Of course...that's good, let's go!"
Just like that, Qiya ignored someone's wishes and dragged him to the side of a pig.Admiring the running of these pigs, he had a headache.When Qi Ya raised his head proudly and asked "Can I help?", he shook his head uncharacteristically.
In fact, these words are a small advantage to him, it should be his dream.But the strange thing is that he doesn't like to owe debts of favor.So what he usually gets is the kind of insignificant small favors and some verbal advantages.
For this reason, it often causes a lot of disasters...
He picked up what seemed to be the thickest stick from the ground, compared it, shook his head, and searched again.In the end, he had no choice but to keep a close eye on the kid, half leaning on the pig he had hunted, and staring at him with his arms around his chest.He sighed slightly, borrowed his big suitcase from Leorio, compared it, ran to a seemingly smaller porcupine, and started yelling.Hearing the sound around, looking at it.They all laughed—it turned out that it was this baby who started talking to a pig in a stupid way.
Seeing this, Qi Ya covered his eyes.Along with him are Kurapiga and Leorio.But I don't deny that Leorio, who was peeping through the gap, has a bit of superiority.He probably found someone more embarrassing than himself, did he think so?
Qi Ya couldn't stand it any longer, and was about to come up and make amends.Seeing this, Nairen stopped him with his arms and shook his head slightly.I muttered in my heart: I see that you still have a lot of room for development, and if you want to spare your life, I will treat it as a reward for delaying until the end of the exam.But looking at the situation, there is no way, you have two choices today: he will kill you or I will kill me.Thinking about my kindness will save you some strength.Thinking this way, he got up and stroked the porcupine's forehead with his hand. The strange thing is that this large and manic animal really comforted him, and gently arched him.And Nairen also knew that the time had come, and as soon as the stroking hand was lifted up, he took the big suitcase and waved towards its nose firmly.
The porcupine was not prepared for this attack, and this attack also shocked the audience.What kind of business is this?Then, many people rushed to follow his example, but they were already kicked out by this group of violent things before they got close.
Qi Ya asked afterwards why it was so miraculous.In his opinion, the young man is far from prepared for that kind of energy, so it is definitely not like the big brother who can suppress the beast with his own strength.
Nai Ren said with a serious face: "It was a period of time when I spent time with them day and night and cultivated feelings."
"And these pigs?" Qi Ya obviously didn't believe it, thinking that he was fooling him again.
"No, it's with animals. At that time, I was also one of them, and I worked hard to earn copper coins for the boss, but he was still stingy and refused to give meat." When talking about eating meat, he looked rather dissatisfied.
"...You are, have you been trafficked?" He wanted to say slaves, but he changed his words.It's rare to think about others, and to say it in slightly subtle words.
Hearing this, he couldn't help laughing.It's just that he knew this smile, and he probably died soon.Seeing that the young man's expression didn't look like he was joking at all, he obviously meant it seriously - no way, he suppressed a laugh.Trying to be a little melancholy, he said: "This statement is wrong. But this matter has always been a thorn in my heart!" After finishing speaking, he turned his head away.
Seeing this, Qi Ya couldn't ask any more questions, and put his arms around his shoulders, as if to comfort him?In fact, he didn't know if his words were mixed with water?But just trying to trust him, to understand him...
And Kurapiga and Leorio, who were standing in the distance with their ears pricked up, couldn't help feeling sympathetic when they heard this, thinking that they should treat him better in the future!So his habit of answering with the Prime Minister not knowing the central point and often referring to the Northwest, once again caused others to misunderstand.Although half of the fault is not on him, after all, he did spend a period of time in a cage, with animals...
Nairen was not particularly concerned about the food that was not his own, so he roasted the pig without shaving the hair, removing the internal organs, setting it on fire and roasting it, and finally handed it up with a stick.Obviously whether to eat or not is his business, anyway, he doesn't eat.
Unexpectedly, the fat man had a bigger appetite than he had imagined, and he ate all the 79 pigs clean, and finally he didn't spit out a single hair, completely naked.It made him want to climb to the top of his little mountain and take a closer look at his teeth.I heard that people who eat miscellaneous food must have a good mouth, and the teeth of this fat man shining with the light of domestic pigs are the most dazzling white!
At the end of the day, this short section of the exam has come to an end, and the number of qualified people is the sum of the number of people who ate pigs, 79 people.And there were two clowns among them, the older clown winked at him rather strangely, and showed him a poker from Heihuang in a friendly manner.Nairen turned his head silently, and in his eyes he saw the green head, which is also particularly eye-catching among the weirdos. He turned his head 360° and he knew that this was the robot-like mutant species laughing alone in the grass .
Then he finally turned his head and asked Qi Ya: "Why on earth did you come to take this hunter exam?" His tone and demeanor were extraordinarily serious when he asked this question.
Qi Ya was a little confused, wondering which sutra he had touched again, but still replied: "Because I'm bored! So come to pass the time!"
Nairen was stunned, and after a while, he blinked and finally understood: This is also a pervert, but he hasn't grown up yet... And there are also many big perverts and people with split personalities with a bloody family history... Yes Oh, and the bald head, he also said he was a ninja.
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