[Comprehensive] Let me give birth, that's it!

Chapter 25: A miserable life comes from a dog.

As an animal, he couldn't help himself... In the end, he was dragged and dragged by Xiao Zhanglian to the performance site.

Feeling aggrieved, he surrounded himself with a group of dog brothers.He looked at these nervous dogs with contempt, and said to himself that the feelings are now in the No. 1 studio hall, and the dog audience is surrounded by a circle below—look at these nervous dogs, each of them is shaking like taking drugs. Shedding!

Nairen, who was nesting alone in the corner, was spotted trotting over by a dog, and asked curiously, "Xiao Huang, Xiao Huang, aren't you afraid?"

Nai Ren, who was not interested at first, jumped when he heard this title: "Fuck, who are you talking about Xiao Huang!"

The dog felt aggrieved: "Isn't your breeder always barking like this? I thought you didn't object!"

Nairen immediately shouted: "I have objected a lot, does she understand?"

The dog blinked half-understanding: "Yes, we are different..."

Looking at the dog going away, his back looks very bleak—Nai Ren covered his face and thought: Do I even understand the dog's mind?

Thinking about it, he was still puzzled and shouted to the dog: "I understand animal language, and I also understand human language."

During the performance, it was time for this group of dogs to enter the stage——Nai Ren looked at all the dogs in high spirits, struggling to grab the trainer's sign on the field.He thinks this is the difference between a human and a dog... There is a generation gap between us.

As a result, Xiao Zhang took a small wooden stick and rushed him to the small blackboard before he finished feeling emotional.

Xiao Zhang knelt down, stroked him lightly a few times and said, "Be good! Xiao Huang!"

When Nairen heard this nickname, she wanted to compliment her.

Of course Xiao Zhang didn't know Nairen's dissatisfaction, and said loudly to the audience: "Xiao Huang, let's start! 5+3=how much?"

Nairen looked at the banana swinging from side to side, bit his back molars, and stopped moving—on the spot, he lay down and curled up together.

Seeing this, Xiao Zhang became a little anxious, and called Xiao Huang vigorously... a man who was interested in Xiao Zhang, came forward to help him attentively.

As a result, the man kicked Nairen as soon as he lifted his foot.

Nairen couldn't dodge in time and got angry!It rushed towards him viciously, and bit his thigh.

The man probably didn't expect to be counterattacked, and before he realized it, he felt his whole body leaning back, and then his legs were burning with pain.

Nairen glanced at him triumphantly, and said, "I want you to kick me! No matter what I say, I'm a big dog!"

The man who reacted cursed angrily, hugging his leg and moaning angrily.

The scene was chaotic for a while, no one expected such an accident, and no one expected that Nairen would take advantage of this loophole to escape.

It's just that this is a zoo after all, and it's very difficult for an animal to escape.

Sure enough, after wandering around for a while, he was discovered by a staff member present and prepared to bring him back.

Of course Nairen refused, and ran away. He who could not find his way, finally got lost...

After Nai Ren got rid of that person, he looked for the exit all the way, but the result was far from what he imagined, and he went to a remote place.

There was a lawn and people had picnics on it, but they just ignored him—perhaps they thought he was free-range like a peacock.

Because no one cares, Nairen is happy and leisurely.He walked slowly, he decided to just find someone here to hang out, forget it!

Just when his charming family was happy, and he felt that the chance of escaping had increased by a lot of percentage points...

One of his poor RPs went wrong again—it turned out that after his incident, it happened again, and there was a broadcast saying that the beast was out of the cage.

At this time, the people who came to their senses ran for their lives with their families in a hurry - only this dog was forgotten, it was just a pistachio dog.

All right!After all, no one would bother about a dog they just met.Of course, Nai Ren also knows this truth, and he will not be a good person if he is in another position, but he is not happy as a dog.

Feelings are that the family cheated on his feelings and wasted his time.He snorted bitterly, and said to himself: The villain who is greedy for life and afraid of death, it's better to hang on a tree and be teased by monkeys...

Then he turned around and drove in the opposite direction. For him, now is a good opportunity to escape while taking advantage of the chaos.

He knows that in a zoo, it is difficult for an animal to get out, especially if this animal is the private property of the zoo... Although, in the final analysis, his ownership does not belong here.However, he knew that only normal people would not work hard for a dog, and this dog was not his own.

Therefore, it is better to ask for others than to ask for yourself... Although he has no principles in one aspect, he has always believed in getting enough food and clothing by doing it himself.

If it weren't for this, he would definitely not be alive now...

All right!He knew that there was Monkey Mountain, but he carelessly forgot that the back of Monkey Mountain was not an exit, but a lion cage——

Hearing that he was released, maybe not now, he cursed Ma Daha who put him in danger.

He insisted silently, he thought maybe it was impossible to escape the lion's mouth, and he should have more friendships in normal times, this position is a dangerous zone.

The lion looked at Nairen contemptuously and said, "Boy, are you here to fill the gaps between my teeth!"

Nai Ren said pitifully: "Can you let go of your respect? Is it to show your sincerity to the Lord Buddha?"

After hearing this, the lion snorted disdainfully: "I don't know what Buddha Lord is. I only know that I'm hungry and want to eat meat!"

Well—he's going to meet people again, he thought.

He looked at the lion leisurely, and pushed his head away: "You have bad breath, stay away from me!"

The lion was a little surprised, and after hearing what he said, he became annoyed: "I ate you!"