[Comprehensive] Let me give birth, that's it!

This shell is just right for one person; it is barely enough for two people; it is not so crowded for three people.There is no one with three souls in one body, the cliff will suffer from indigestion, and the cliff will explode.And these things will never happen when the original owner of Bai Ze's body is not awake.So it's all your fault!

'Nai, can we be a little more shameless? 'Did you blame others for waking up too early if you snatched someone else's body?Isn't this just as unreasonable as buying a pot and asking someone to put a lid on it for you?

'You're talking to me again. '

'I was forced by your lower limit.Sooner or later it will be iced into a deep well. '

'Don't look for excuses, if you can't stand loneliness, you can't stand loneliness.I'm not really going to make fun of you either. "Nai Renduan asked you to stop explaining and smiled teasingly at Haiyan with a face that I understood.

I just wish I couldn't slap my mouth, and if I want to blame it, I can blame that guy for doing those stupid things with too much brains, which makes people can't help complaining.Haiyan regretted it to death.But the words that go out are splashed out.That's all, he held his forehead.

"I seem to have finally found someone who is even worse than that fellow Ghost Lamp!" Bai Ze expressed his feelings.Feng said that he had never seen this kind of shameless vigor even if he had a ghost lamp.

'He seems to have heard our conversation?Are we being made fun of? 'Haiyan asked tentatively.

Nai Ren has more experience than Haiyan in this regard: "It is audible. We share the same body. It is not unusual to think so."You are making such a fuss, you are making a fuss, who would believe that you used to be the captain? '

'You still have the face to mention... my wise life was destroyed by you long ago, and there is not even ashes left. Haiyan covered her face, mentally implying that she should not bother with him.

'You are too pessimistic, let's think about the good, at least I let you act as a hero in the end, and this tall and mighty image is enough for them to remember. 'Nai Ren's face is all due to me, the noble and arrogant posture of holding his head up is as tall as he wants, so that people just want to slap him.

'I don't care if I'm not a hero... Are you really heartless? 'Even if such a heroic death is remembered by them, it will only be a shadow in their hearts.It would be a great sin if it became an obstacle in their hearts.Haiyan sighed.

'My heart and lungs?To be honest, I don't even have a body, if I ask me for these things, I have to say that I really don't have one. '

Haiyan has a solid heart and a soft heart.I often feel that doing so will hurt him too much?Gu Nairen felt a little sorry for laughing at himself like this, but Nairen is a heartless thing, I saw him smile viciously at Haiyan Nairen with the corner of his mouth curled up: "Yefeng said, you don't have it either."So what the two of us are doing is stupid things. '

'...'I'm an idiot who was going to comfort you, shit!

"Sure enough, you two are really suitable, this oboe is really good! Well, I've decided! You can stay in my body. As long as you often entertain me like this, it will be fine." Bai Ze let go and lived happily Smart people will inevitably be a little childish, and they will do whatever they think of.

But now Bai Ze is staring at the two of them with great interest, waiting for some fun to come to him in the future.Haiyan was a little dumbfounded, they were treated as monkeys, right?Is this too much?This is what anyone with a little self-esteem would think.I'm talking about those who still have self-esteem, except: "That's fine, Haiyan, you have to thank me, otherwise we will really be turned into ashes." '

Those who wear shoes are afraid of those who are barefoot; those who are barefoot are afraid of shameless people like him.

'Can we still have some self-respect?This is being treated as a monkey show, do you want to do this? "Haiyan feels that after living for so many years, the days with Nairen have lost all integrity, is there any reason?"

'Isn't it good for people to just live?If you die, you will have nothing, so why talk about self-esteem?It's all gone, don't you think it's time to talk to that wind about self-esteem? 'Nai Ren looked at Haiyan with a face like you're an idiot!

'sophistry! '

'What is sophistry?I speak the truth.When a person dies, there is really nothing left. '

'Then I don't want to live so aggrieved. '

'...Aren't you aggrieved by living now?Don't think about it brother, he is also a technical person playing monkeys, and the double reed can be sung by one person?Don't be so naive, this thing requires talent.You and I happen to have it, isn't that good?Anyway, we are still alive now. '

'Actually, nonsense, the last sentence is your truth! Haiyan despised him and complained about him.

"Little brother takes it lightly. It's true that it's better to live than to die! I just like people who know things like you!" Bai Ze patted him on the shoulder in agreement.Nai's habits are much stronger than those of those old antiques.Bai Ze is very congenial to such a knowledgable person.

What's going on with this old friend?Obviously this man wanted to drive us away not long ago, but who is this scene of reunion and hate being played for now?Can anyone explain it to me?This 180-degree change completely confused Haiyan when he hadn't figured out the situation.

Why do I feel like I'm not in this service area?Hehe, Haiyan laughed dryly.

'What's your relationship now?Why does it feel so complicated? Haiyan, are you not ashamed to ask?

He has completely left the circle, and Bai Ze put his arms around Nairen's neck like two brothers: "Boy, what do you think we are related to each other?"

'boy? 'what is that?It turned out that a hundred years ago, the Seireitei had not yet popularized foreign languages: "What is your relationship?"As far as I know, it used to be a hostile relationship. '

Bai Ze looked at him innocently, it was much better than Nai Ren looking at him with a childish face, Nai Ren replied: 'One moment, another moment.We have to keep pace with the times, Haiyan sometimes has to turn her head a little faster, you will suffer a lot if you are so stubborn. '

'Who made me anxious! Haiyan roared.

"He became angry from embarrassment." Nai Ren said to Bai Ze.

"Yes!" Bai Ze looked at it with a curious face.

'Great, it seems you entertained him again.This is not bad, at least your life is not in danger for the time being.What a joy to congratulate, isn't it Haiyan? '

'Right?Do you consider yourself a pet?It's a pet, right? Haiyan was very indignant at Nai's indisputable anger.

'pet?I'm a human, don't you know?Which family's pet looks like a human... No, I have seen it before, but that thing is called a monster.You want to say that I am a monster? 'Men worship birds of prey. If he thinks so, then it's a compliment.Why bother to fight with this stingy man?Chennai thought so.

'shameless. 'Haiyan felt that he no longer knew what to say?All the vocabulary became impoverished in front of this man, Nai Ren.

Nai Ren looked at Haiyan disapprovingly with a disapproving look: "Stop making trouble, I am called sensible."Didn't the ancients often say that those who know current affairs are heroes?Haiyan, don't you think this description is too tailored for me? '

Haiyan asked not to disgust me: "Is there a bag?I want to throw up? '

Bai Ze stroked his chin, and it was true that even that bastard Ghost Lantern couldn't catch up with his shameless vigor.Maybe I could... form a plan in his head in an instant.If he succeeded, Ghost Lantern would definitely be dragged off his horse. Thinking of his fate, Bai Ze smiled sinisterly.

This plan is wonderful.I'm such a genius, aren't I?

"Hey, what's your name? I beg you to do one thing. I will let you stay in my body as long as you want after it is done! I will never drive you away! What do you want? "

This sounds like a discussion with you, but in fact, it is not intended to take your opinion seriously. "Are you saying that my opinion counts? Is this the so-called choice?"

"In my opinion...well, not at all." Bai Ze smiled kindly, and what he said was as inhuman as a beast (what Nairen said is none of my business.)

Haiyan suddenly felt that people like Nai Ren need to be suppressed by force. Isn't this like saying that wicked people need to be tortured by wicked people?Haiyan smiled maliciously.Tai Nima is very happy, is there anything?

Nairen glanced at Haiyan resentfully, Nima is a comrade-in-arms (teammate of the united front) after all, don't be so obvious, okay?It's so awesome to smash your face into a fist!

"Then tell me. I'll listen anyway. If it's unreliable... No, I won't follow you if it's unreasonable." Nairen said helplessly.

"Don't worry, I am a benevolent beast, how can I do such a so-called harm to nature. And you..." Bai Ze shook his head: "Don't think too cleverly of yourself."

Nairen looked at him: "That's a good relationship, so you still ask me for help?" Isn't this inconsistent statement just slapping yourself?This person is very tangled.

Under Nairen's contemptuous eyes, Bai Ze coughed lightly twice: "Ahem, don't belittle yourself, that's not what we mean. You know about the ghost lamp man, right?"

Although Nai Ren hated the ghost lamp, but he chose silence is golden under this obviously trap question.I won't answer you, what am I doing?

Bai Ze didn't take Nai Ren's non-cooperation seriously, and said to himself: "I want you to help me make that guy unlucky!"

"My lord, your expression is too ferocious. I can't do it when I'm angry. That bastard's skills are beyond my reach." Nairen condemned him with an expression of helplessness and please don't make trouble for no reason.

Nai Ren's expression is actually very awkward, because his expression is seen by others, the way he looks at Bai Ze is like looking at an ignorant child.

Bai Ze was furious when he saw him, and became angry from embarrassment: "Give me a word, will you help me with this favor or not?"

"It's not that I won't help, it's just that I can't help! I want to help you too! Who can not hate that man?" But I'm not you, and I know I'm going to be abused but I rush to get on top of it?

"Then why should I keep you?" Bai Ze asked.

"Do you think it's like playing a monkey show for fun?" Nai Ren asked.

This is really a man who, speaking frankly, ignores his face.Haiyan is somewhat convinced by him at this time, in fact, this is also a kind of talent, isn't it?At the very least, this is something that ordinary people really cannot answer.

"Didn't you always treat us as a joke? Even if you treated us as a monkey show, we didn't blame you. Where else can you find such a person?"

...Are you laughing at yourself for me?Or is it the so-called Wang Po who sells melons and praises herself?Sure enough, I didn't misread the thick skin of this man!This end is something that ordinary people can't say, but what he said here is so righteous and justifiable.

Seeing that he couldn't compete with him, Bai Ze simply threatened: "I don't care! If you want to live in my body, you have to learn to be grateful. It should be right for you to pay some rent, right?"

"How about you even if I entered illegally?"

Bai Ze breathed a sigh of relief when he heard him say this, he finally understood how that man (Haiyan) felt!Is it true Nima is too bullying? "You have already been caught by me! Are you considered Mao's illegal entry?"

Under Bai Ze's dangerous eyes, Nairen knew that he had reached the so-called critical point, he chuckled: "Don't be so serious, you see I was just joking, you are too serious. This swearing Getting used to it is bad."

So, who is to blame for this!Bai Ze is angry! !

Haiyan watched from the side, and suddenly felt that this oboe singing was really amazing!

Haiyan gasped from the bottom of her heart, it's such a good feeling to finally be treated the same as me.If the situation allowed, he wanted to go up and shake hands with that hapless guy.Who said it's not good to be connected with the same fate?Brothers and sisters are not good?Having a partner with the same treatment as you is really like meeting an old acquaintance in a foreign land, absolutely amazing!This is a very good thing! !

The author has something to say: That's it, that kind young man Haiyan is man'man'de black.

Nairen, you have sinned deeply!There is an old saying: If you don't explode in silence, you die in silence.Do you know what kind of situation Haiyan belongs to? (the author laughs)