The three-step method of raising mermaid

What's for dinner tonight, that's a good question.

Ren Que pushed the paralyzed pet fish to the seafood supermarket, and found that this rebellious guy wanted to stick his mouth out into the seafood cabinet of other people's lobster countless times, and the shopping guide used a kind of 'if you do this again, I will call the police' Looking at Ren Que, he was embarrassed.

"Do you know that the seafood in the shopping mall can't be eaten casually!" Ren Que kept pointing Chu Yu's shoulder with his hands, and he laughed so happily that he almost went to the police station after laughing.

Chu Yu was entangled in the shopping cart, his eyes moved up and down with Ren Que's fingers, the scarlet tongue licked around his lips, and then retracted embarrassingly.

Eighty percent don't know.

Ren Que felt that language teaching was of no use to mermaids. After thinking about it, he felt that practical education would come faster.

So he quickly went to the seafood area to buy a deep-sea hairtail, and took Chu Yu back to the five-star hotel where they stayed tonight.

Yes, a five-star hotel, the iron cock has plucked its hair.

Behind the magnificent front desk is a spacious sightseeing elevator. Ren Que grabbed Chu Yu's clothes, kicked him back to the room, hurried to the Nakajima platform of the suite, and put the octopus on the chopping board.

Orpiment originally planned to cook, but just went to the bathroom and took two layers of hand sanitizer to wash his hands. When he came out wearing an apron, he noticed that the sparrow was flying like the wind.

Orpiment:? ? ?

Yun Huang was lying on the wicker chair by the floor-to-ceiling windows looking at the scenery, with fresh raw cucumber slices stuck to her face.She lazily raised her eyelids, pinched a piece of biscuit with her orchid fingers pretentiously, drank her red wine, and looked back gracefully.

Seeing this, she was so shocked that the cucumber slices that were applied to her face all fell off.

Chu Yu didn't know, so he sat cross-legged in the pool, the sink wasn't big enough, half of his tail was still pressing the freshly bought greens, jumping back and forth like a dead fish.

His round pupils looked pitiful and well-behaved, he made a few bubble sounds, tilted his head to watch Ren Que put on his apron, and put a large basin of water beside him.

Immediately afterwards, Ren Que moved.

He picked up the freeze-dried hairtail, pretended to jump in the air like Chu Yu, and then jumped to the side of the basin full of water, and threw several small shrimps into it.

Chu Yu's eyes lit up, and she stretched her neck to look at the small shrimps in the basin, as if she was about to stretch her head out to eat.

Ren Que sneered, buried the hairtail head in the water, pulled out the machete on the knife holder with his backhand, and with a twist of his wrist, he took out the hairtail from the basin, and chopped it down.

For a moment, flesh and blood of freeze-dried fish flew everywhere, and the scene was once classified as restricted. The kitchen knife that cut iron like mud was raised and dropped, and ice balls and fish meat splashed on Chu Yu's face, and then fell greasy.

Chu Yu was a foolish fish. It was the first time he saw such a cruel and bloody body dismemberment scene. The head of the fish froze, his pupils trembled rapidly, and two small screams came out of his throat, and Ren Que knocked him down. The attitude of the kitchen knife was [-]% frightened.

"What is he doing?" Obi looked at Ren Que and walked up to Yunhuang and asked indifferently, "Doesn't he know that everything is hard work?"

"Yeah, the hairtails are alive to contribute to the ocean, and dead to serve as teaching templates." Yunhuang put the cucumber slices back on her face and sighed with emotion.

The sound of slashing and killing in the room prevailed for a moment, and when the hairtail fish could no longer be dismembered, Ren Que clapped his hands in satisfaction, threw the kitchen knife away, pointed at the head of the fish, and pointed at Chu Yu.

It means: If you dare to eat anything in the store, you are the fish.

Chu Yu was tearful, he felt the pain of the same kind, shrank back tremblingly, cried out with a cry, struggled to jump out of the sink, and ran away without a trace.

From near to far, there are all kinds of curses from mermaids.

"Call work." Ren Que came down from the Nakajima platform, clapped her hands smartly, showing a row of small white teeth: "Opiment, let's cook."

Huang looked at the mess in the kitchen, and tightened the kitchen knife in her hand.

Chu Yu didn't come out of the bathroom until after the meal. Maybe the killing of fish just now was too bloody, which caused some trauma to his young heart.

But Ren Que didn't care.

Who would argue with such a trivial matter as violent education with a high-risk monster who can easily bite off the load-bearing pillars of a bridge?

After the meal, there is the usual [-] o'clock file appreciation session - this is a small hobby shared by Ren Que and his two guardians, and it is also the only small detail that can tell that they have lived together for hundreds of years.

"So she shouldn't have an abortion. After giving birth to a child, the family property can be divided. Isn't there such a rule in your human inheritance law?" Yun Huang chewed an apple piece, chatting about the plot.

"Most reasonable women would not be willing to give birth to such a scumbag." Even if she watches dog blood dramas, she wears suits and leather shoes, and she wears suits when she goes into the kitchen. Ren Que is really curious if he will sleep like this set.

He said coldly, a little aggrieved.

"I think that the one who can still fall in love with this domineering president after being kidnapped by the mistress in a car accident is probably a capable woman."

Ren Que repeated.

"Boss, you know all about it?" Yunhuang was surprised for the first time.

They just found this drama last month. She and Opix stayed up all night to watch it at double speed. Obviously this drama has 770 episodes, but the two of them couldn't keep up with Ren Que's progress.

Ren Que reads dramas at the speed of light, right?

"That's right, the female lead is still the male lead's younger sister." Ren Que continued.

"What?! My sister?!" Yunhuang's face was full of horror.

"Yes, in the end the heroine and the male eight were together." Ren Que smiled.

"What?! With Nanba?!" The orpiment clicked, and the fork fell off.

The two guardians lost their dreams and lost their eyesight.

"Ah, did I spoil it?" Ren Que asked weakly, confused.

"Boss, aren't you very busy every day? How can you see that you are faster than us." Opioid slumped on the sofa, unable to accept the sudden bad news.

Speaking of which, Nanba is the fruit stall owner who has appeared for 5 minutes in almost [-] episodes so far?

"Because, I read the spoiler." Ren Que was like a bomb bird dancing wildly in a minefield.

Orpiment/Yellow:...

After watching one episode, Chu Yu came.

He came along the base of the wall desperately, still showing obvious reluctance, but he still tossed to Ren Que's side, shrunk into a fishball on the sofa and found a place to nest.

"Have you reflected on it?" Ren Que picked up a piece of apple with a fork and put it to Chuyu's mouth.

If Chu Yu doesn't eat, he will never accept any food from this man who killed his own kind and has fishy hands on his hands!

He raised his head to the sky and swore a poisonous oath, using a language that mentally retarded humans could not understand, and sang a whole song aggressively, and then he lowered his head, with the apple on his lips.

He glanced at the smiling Ren Que, and tentatively opened his mouth, planning to eat it against the will of God, and thankfully he didn't swear any poison just now.

Then, Ren Que put the apple in his mouth.

Chu Yu's lips trembled, and his whole body was covered with an angry red.He snorted and turned his head away.

After a while, the male protagonist on the TV had red eyes, pinched the female protagonist's waist, and slammed him against the wall, his voice hoarse and his eyes wide open: "I will give you my life! Stay with me!"

With a thought, Ren Que glanced at Chu Yu beside him.

This guy has moved on from trying to pull people out of TV in the beginning to focusing on the plot.Chu Yu looked at it so seriously that his pupils tended to shrink into diamond shapes with excitement. He leaned forward slightly, and a wordless excited tone came out of his throat.

Then, the hero kissed the heroine forcefully.

At this time, a complete set of reflex arcs is formed instantly.

Orpiment is a tenth-level frigid machine. He showed a godlike taunt, and raised both hands at the same time, covering Yunhuang's eyes with his left hand, and covering Chu Yu's eyes with his right hand.

Ren Que also covered Chu Yu's eyes, and his and Huang's hands overlapped in the air, vainly touching each other.

When Chu Yuzheng saw the excitement, he was so excited that he almost rushed into the TV and pressed the male and female protagonists together. Who knew that as soon as his lips were pressed together, his eyes were black.

He touched it with his paws, and coincidentally, there were two of them.

Angrily, he pulled down the handcuff that was blocking his view, and after a closer look, he found that it belonged to Orpiment and Renfinch.

So he was even angrier.

Ren Que didn't know what happened, but suddenly saw Chu Yu tearing off Orpipe's hand almost fiercely, clasped Ren Que's fingers firmly and domineeringly with his webbed hand, and finally waved in front of Orpipe provocatively.

Not to mention his arrogance, it's true that when he raised his chin, he was completely defiant.

"What are you doing?" Ren Que dumbfounded and shook the hands he was holding, very puzzled.

"Goo!"

Chu Yu licked Ren Que's knuckles, and finally looked up at him.

Those were eyes burning with jealousy.

The author says:

Chu Yu: Don't hold hands with him, hold hands with me!