The three-step method of raising mermaid

"According to the information files from the mountaintop prison, the fugitive hallucinatory monster on the Moonlight Coast was witnessed on the coast of Yu Nian Shuichao City. She was not registered in the supervisor's monster file system. This is the first time she has entered supervision. The viewer's alert view is that 86 years ago, two coconuts were stolen from the beach."

The sound of sucking sauerkraut noodles is quite loud, occasionally mixed with the click of plastic forks scraping paper buckets.

"Two coconuts are worth the surveillance of the supervisor?" Ren Que's vague voice came out.

"It's two full-gold coconut sculptures displayed in the exhibition hall of the Full Moon Coast in the Nian Shui Tide City Museum." Orpiment said in an emotionless voice.

"Okay, you continue, I'm ignorant." Ren Que nodded in admiration.

"The second time was 80 years ago. A tour group with a total of eight people disappeared on the coast of the full moon. After investigation, she was suspected of being kidnapped. But when the supervisor organized a team to arrest them, all eight people who disappeared returned. .”

"Back?" Ren Que questioned.

"Yes, I came back unscathed, but I have some memory problems. It is said that most people put a jade mermaid statue at home after returning, and made offerings with incense." Opiment glanced at the dish on the bed , Leaning forward, Chu Yu struggled with the instant noodles.

Chu Yu's upper body was wrapped in a soaked shirt, which vaguely outlined the lines of his slender and prominent body.He is not very good at using a fork, and the webs between his fingers hinder his movements. The more he tosses, the more anxious he becomes. Finally, he simply holds the instant noodle bucket with both hands, and pours the noodles and soup into his mouth with his head raised.

Purring and purring, eating like a pig.

Ren Que looked at Chu Yu helplessly. This wild creature who had not received nine years of compulsory education had just finished eating his portion. He patted the smooth belly under his shirt with satisfaction. Sensing everyone's gaze, he stuck out his tongue innocently. .

"Have you eaten enough?" Ren Que leaned on his chin, looked at Chu Yu with a smile, and the love in his eyes was about to emerge.

Chu Yu suppressed his voice and softly yelled a series of things that only mermaids could understand, covered his eyes with webs, and sneaked through his fingers to find the bowl of instant noodles in Ren Que's hand.

"Go ahead." Ren Que said to Opi.

"The third time was some time ago, which caused the disappearance of humans again, but what was different from the last time was that the regulators found the bones of those people hundreds of nautical miles away, showing signs of being bitten by wild beasts."

"Maybe it was a wild swimming mistake?" Ren Que asked.

"There are traces of demon possession on the body. Even if it is not caused by demon power, it must have entered the hallucination space of demons before death. And she is the only one who can open the hallucination space of demons within a hundred miles." Opix took out a stack of strong Strong evidence, he tried to show Ren Que, but was rejected.

To die, the 170-page case file with detailed evidence is not at all suitable for an illiterate like Ren Que who can't read a single character.

"I see, let's go to the Full Moon Coast first."

Ren Que touched Chu Yu's head and said softly.He carefully looked at the ends of Chu Yu's hair, and finally asked the question that had been pressed under the tip of his tongue for a long time: "Chu Yu, why does your hair look like unsoaked instant noodles?"

Needless to say, it is really vivid, the rows of small rolls are exactly the same as the white food in sauerkraut soup.

Chu Yu was stealing noodles from Ren Que's bowl, and suddenly froze after speaking, with a piece of thin noodles hanging from the corner of his mouth.He probably digested the meaning of these words for a long time, and the spoon in his claws plopped into the bowl.He lowered his head tremblingly, and saw his hair on the surface of the oilless water.

He sniffed, and when he looked up again, he was already moaning and crying.

Ren Que was shocked.

Immediately afterwards, Chu Yu rushed to the upper bunk with lightning speed, and when he left, he flicked his tail and slapped Ren Que with sticky noodle soup all over his body.He tangled up on the pillar at the end of the upper bunk, covered his face with a pillow, and burst into tears.

When the mermaid cried, his voice would become extra soft and helpless. He softened his tone, intermittently, and hiccupped a few times from time to time.

"You bullied him, you handle it yourself." Yunhuang was tasting a box of 20 yuan a box of wasabi-flavored supreme octopus balls, she snorted, not caring about Ren Que's eyes asking for help.

"Boss, I'm sorry I can't do anything." Pihuang was even more indifferent. He put away the materials, gathered his suit, and walked away with square steps.

Ren Que felt a little remorse in her heart—to tell the truth, the price was too high.

After thinking about it, he felt that it would be impossible to let Chu Yu cry like this, so he tried his best to think about the literary knowledge in his mind, and tried his best to explain his mind with a gentle tone.

Chu Yu was crying and crying, and suddenly felt someone climbed up the railing, and he showed his eyes from his tail. When he saw that it was Ren Que, his eyelids drooped immediately, and he turned his head angrily, deliberately avoiding his sight.

Ren Que grinned, sitting beside Chu Yu with his legs bent, and with his arms loosely folded, he hugged the autistic fish ball into his arms.

"Chu Yu, I just discovered that you are actually very talented in art, such as this hair." Ren Que blinked and read out the words that he had been brewing for a long time: "Like David Copperfield Artistic bobs with genuine passion and supremely sublime curls."

Opiment and Yunhuang thought about what kind of ivory they could spit out when they were apprentices in Wuzhutang, and they didn't even pass the passing mark in Chinese writing. Later, they felt that they still overestimated the academic level of illiterates.

"Which marketing account instilled metaphors in him?" Yun Huang asked with question marks all over her head. "He probably doesn't even know who David Copperfield is."

Opix was about to agree with something, but Chu Yu's crying stopped, and there was a strange rubbing sound and a mermaid's laughter from the upper bunk.

"Well, we don't understand illiterate brotherhood." Yunhuang smiled ironically, crossed her legs and went to eat chewing gum.

Indeed, Chu Yu didn't understand what these words together meant, and he didn't know what nonsense Ren Que said.

All he knew was that Ren Que had come to coax him.

When Ren Que saw that he was crying, he immediately came over to coax him, kissing and hugging the stickers for free and selling them at a high price. This rounded up to the fact that Ren Que wanted to give him a mermaid baby!

As for compliments, of course it is the same as the name, the longer it is, the more powerful it is.

Nian Shui Chao City is a substitute name based on ancient names in the world of regulators and monsters, but it is not called that way in the human world.Ren Que and his party arrived at the terminal station of the train, with a large [Xia'an City] hanging above their heads.

The numb and calm crowd, the cars and motorcycles driving in an orderly manner, the high-rise buildings rising from the ground above, and the clear and distant clouds floating on the windows of the skyscrapers.Mobile communications are everywhere, and there are advertisements for cosmetics of popular celebrities and new mobile phone billboards on the street.

Standing at the bus stop, Ren Que took out the Sydney 18Xpro that he hadn't abandoned for a long time.

Orpiment and Yunhuang have been mixed in human society, and they have a full understanding of human behavior rules, but one is disguised as a financial tycoon of the Daylily Group, and the other is a Hanfu exhibition girl who pays 100 yuan a day for a tourist attraction.

As for Chu Yu...

Ren Que nodded, showing hesitant eyes from under the huge sunglasses.

This fish is wearing a long court dress that drags the floor, just to cover the big tail that is more than half a meter long when it is rolled up. Naturally, it does not conform to public order and good customs to enter human society naked.In case Chu Yu was taken away by the police as a pervert, Ren Que could only buy him a set of clothes.

Everything this fish cub sees is novel. After all, he has been imprisoned for nearly 100 years, and he can't adapt to the changes in the current human society to some extent.Even several times, when he walked to the bus stop sign, he wanted to dig out the rolling characters on the electronic screen and eat them.

"Boss, this fish has a tendency to eat people, you have to keep an eye on him."

Yun Huang glanced at Chu Yu whose eyeballs were about to fall into the screen, then pointed to the saliva under his shark teeth that was about to flow to the ground, and said darkly.

Ren Que sighed, picked him up from behind Chu Yu, pressed the mermaid's fluttering palm, and gently pulled off his fins as a warning: "If you mess around again, I'll leave you here. .”

Chu Yu curled up his tail obediently, and the tip of the tail rested on Ren Que's wrist. He hugged Ren Que's shoulder, and rubbed his forehead against his chin in attachment.

The bus is crowded, and the short video is full of magical laughter. The mermaid's hearing is very sensitive, and they can detect the sound of tens of thousands of nautical miles underwater, and the noise of the ocean current has little interference with their prey hunting behavior.Chu Yu looked resentful, and lay still in Ren Que's arms as soon as he got into the car. Half an hour later, disturbed by the noise, his tail slipped off without warning.

A few wisps of cold sweat crept up Ren Que's forehead, it was a coincidence that the child's voice was extremely immature.

"Little brother, your tail fell off."

A little boy was stopped beside his father, but he still quietly pointed to Chu Yu's tail sticking out from under his skirt, and said timidly.

Chu Yu didn't know that the child was calling him, so he covered his ears with his hands uncomfortably, then buried himself on Ren Que's shoulder and frowned.

"Chu Yu, put your tail away." Ren Que was pushed and shoved by the crowd, and there was a heavy marine animal on his shoulders, which was really funny.He wiped away Chu Yu's broken hair covering his ears with his lips, and whispered against his ear.

The disgusting heat penetrated into the pinnae, stimulating the sensitive auditory nerves, and Chu Yu woke up almost instantly.Those annoying laughter and electronic music were nothing at all, his pupils stood up for a moment, staring at the dim light.He half bared the tip of his teeth, and just as he was about to whisper something back, he felt his tail being grabbed.

He stared at Ren Que in a daze, the man reached into the bottom of his skirt, pinched the root of his tail with his delicate palm, and carefully stuffed it back into the skirt.

Chu Yu swallowed imperceptibly in the dim light and shadow, his Adam's apple rolled, and he evoked a weird smile.

The first taboo of raising mermaids is not to touch the tail cartilage of mermaids in a provocative way during the sensitive period of mermaids, he will think that you are courting him.

Ren Que was afraid that Chu Yu would utter an outrageous "cuckoo?" in the crowd, so he preemptively covered Chu Yu's throat, moved his eyes down, and landed on the marks on Chu Yu's neck.

On the day Chu Yu was released from prison, he still had a heavy chain collar around his neck, which was more ruthless than the punishment he received.Ren Que didn't want to take it off for him at first, but at noon during the long journey on the train, Chu Yu ran to the lower bunk to share the bed with him without authorization, and even wore a lock ring, which almost made him die.

In a fit of anger, Ren Que broke Chu Yu's chains and set him free.

But the neck ring was worn all the year round, and there were already bruises on the thin white neck that were hard to fade away. Ren Que wiped the marks with his fingertips, and then heard Chu Yu humming comfortably.

After getting off the bus, Chu Yu seemed to have found the best means of transportation, and appointed Ren Que to be his shrimp soldier and crab to drive the sedan chair, unable to survive.Ren Que thought for a while, deliberating for a long time between releasing the fish into the sea or continuing to be a slave, and finally chose to serve the fish.

But after walking two kilometers with Chu Yu in his arms, he couldn't stand it anymore.

After purchasing orpiment and rhubarb in a certain supermarket, I found that Ren Que, who was supposed to be waiting at the door, was already leaning against the shopping trolley, and the wild fish in the cart were happily praising the technological creation of the working people while unpacking the chocolate beans. .

Wheelbarrow, forever god.

"Where did this car come from?" His yellow eyelids twitched, and he asked through gritted teeth like a high school political teacher wandering around to catch violations of discipline.

"Borrowed." Ren Que rolled his eyes, and smiled harmlessly, which was exactly the same as Chu Yu's expression.

"Ask who borrowed it from?" Orpiment asked urgently.

Ren Que blinked and smiled without showing his teeth.

For the 12306th time, Orpiment came up with the idea of ​​resigning.

The author says:

Life is not easy, orpiment sighs