The three-step method of raising mermaid

Ren Que wanted to give Xiao Yu a surprise for the first Christmas Eve, so after telling the story of Santa Claus, he pointed to the Christmas tree outside the window.

"Write the gift you want on a note, hang it on the branch of the Christmas tree, and Santa Claus will make it for you."

Chu Yu rubbed Ren Que in his arms, with an excited expression on his face, and slipped into the house to find paper and pens.

Yunhuang has been addicted to gamepad games recently, sitting in the middle of the low couch, watching the monsters on the TV, and teasing: "I said, do our Central Plains monsters still celebrate the Western Festival?"

"The higher-ups recently said that we must keep pace with the times, actively participate in the torrent of the times, and be an outstanding young monster in the new era of innovation and development." Ren Que turned on his phone, browsed a certain treasure's homepage, and pointed to a certain butler in the kitchen who was fighting with egg tarts. "What's more, I'm very happy to see orpiment."

"Can he be unhappy about buying a new five-figure oven?" Yunhuang curled her lips and continued to play games.

Ren Que was silent for a while, and shouted to the man who was busy in and out of the kitchen: "Opiment, isn't it a lottery from the community?!"

The next day, Ren Que took down Chu Yu's note from the branch of the Christmas tree, which was a crooked ghostly symbol, but he couldn't see the way for a long time.

"Want...brother...lustful fish...?" Ren Que saw that the donkey's lips were wrong, and he just wanted to take a certain fish with him.

Anyway, it’s not a normal wish, is it?He sneered, planning to buy something casually to get by.

On the night of Christmas Eve, Ren Que waited for Chu Yu to go to bed, put on her nine-dollar Christmas hat and went into the bedroom.

He put a string of broken diamond necklaces on the bedside, and when he raised his hand, he found a note: a small bird and a small fish nestled together, with a red heart in the middle.

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Ren Que smiled slightly, inexplicably touched.

Chu Yu meant that he wanted to be with him for a long time, right?

He was so self-convincing, immersed in the romance of the little things, that when he turned his head, he found that Chu Yu was half-buried in the quilt, secretly peeping at him, without any sleepiness.

"Woooo!" Chu Yu called out tentatively.

"I promise you." Ren Que had no choice but to pat Chu Yu's head, but the little fish grabbed his wrist and dragged it hard, the whole fish regained its adult physique and pressed on Ren Que.

"Really? Brother." Chu Yu's voice was deep, excited and ambiguous, he leaned over and kissed the tip of Ren Que's ear, and said hoarsely.

"Then, brother, should you give me the mouth first, or put on the sailor suit first?"

Ren Que:? ? ?

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The first two are jokes posted on Weibo before, but I forgot to post them.I will post a small Christmas Eve daily routine first, and there will be a text tonight. I wish you all a happy Christmas Eve.