The three-step method of raising mermaid

When Ren Que woke up, he found himself lying on the floor.

Chu Yu stretched on the bed with the storybook in his arms, his tail pouted, sticky bubbles hanging from the corners of his lips, occupying half of the bed that belonged to Ren Que.

The morning light is just right, Luoshen Mansion is peaceful and quiet, Ren Que put on all his clothes and walked out of the house, just in time to meet Orpiment walking from the door.

"What's the matter?" Ren Que asked, tilting his head and sitting on the railing of the corridor.

"Boss, it's your temporary teacher appointment notice and Chu Yu's Wuzhutang enrollment certificate, which the boatman delivered." Opiment raised the envelope in his hand and put it beside Ren Que.

Wuzhutang is a college where the strong are respected. There are perverted rules and regulations. They like to make fuss everywhere, and even the notices they send out are cunning.

"I see. I'll take Chu Yu out later and buy school supplies for him." Ren Que flicked the notice on the gilded parchment and replied.

He was sitting on the porch basking in the sun, thinking about his teaching plan, when the chair in the room was knocked down suddenly, Chu Yu Dingling ran out with a clatter, his mouth still unwiped.

"Woo..." Chu Yu was out of breath, his chest heaved unceasingly, his pupils turned into vertical pupils, and he waited around the door, until Ren Que greeted him jokingly, before dropping his tense shoulders.

"Your admission letter has arrived, primary school student." Ren Que stepped on the grid, and the flying and elegant calligraphy in Wuzhutang flashed in the light, rolling across a circle of brilliance.Chu Yu leaned next to Ren Que, with his tail hanging down to the deserted grassland under the steps, and opened the notice.

It is a strange painting.

The technique of the drawing person is not flattering, the lines are messy and the colors are used indiscriminately.Chu Yu took the painting and looked left and right, and after looking at it for a long time, he couldn't understand it, so he asked Ren Que for help.

"If you want to cheat before school starts, there are basic rules for bribing the teacher." Ren Que spread his hands towards Chu Yu, and hooked his fingers teasingly.

Chu Yu worked hard, flicked his tail, and neatly placed the notice in Ren Que's palm, as serious as the Olympic torch handover ceremony.

"Wooooow." Chu Yu yelled while performing a sign language song - a grateful heart.

Ren Que felt that Chu Yu was saying:

My brother is a good man, let me do my homework for my school exams.

After eating at noon, Chu Xiaoyu lay down in the large porcelain jar and continued to understand the mysteries of learning.

"Ultimately, it took the boss two days to realize that Chu Yu was useless." Orpiment was drying the quilt in the yard, his slender fingers rolled over the folds of the quilt, he glanced at the sad-faced Chu Yu from the gap, and commented indifferently.

Yunhuang was pulling weeds on the beams, she picked up a clump of dead leaves, rubbed her waist: "Not necessarily, the boss can't help it, maybe I told him?"

As she was speaking, Ren Que came out from the main hall, and Chu Yu, like a bird-catching radar, turned his head and whined at him in an instant.

"Let's go, go buy some school supplies for Chu Xiaoyu who is about to enter kindergarten."

Ren Que packed a bag of Kaiyuan Tongbao, picked up Chu Yu, and walked out of the mansion with a bird and a fish.

Luoshen Mansion is located in the southern district with the busiest industrial and commercial atmosphere. There are dim sum shops everywhere, and the streets and alleys are full of strange things.The human entertainment industry has gradually developed, and various electronic product stores, nail salons, and photo studios are everywhere.

Chu Yu was holding glutinous rice candied haws in his hand, and just took a bite when he was attracted by a shop in the corner.

"No, don't think about it, I don't have money to give you nonsensical things." Ren Que glanced at the signboard, it was a couple photo studio.

Chu Yu looked quite sad, he took a bite of the glutinous rice bitterly, and the candied haws stuck to his teeth, he shut himself up for a while.Just as Ren Que was reflecting on whether he was a little unreasonable, the energetic little fish found a new prey.

"Woo." Chu Yu patted Ren Que on the shoulder, motioning him to look over there.

Ren Que fixed his eyes, his face was calm, and his heart was full of waves.

[Little flea adult sex toys 24-hour unmanned store, our store supports authentic products for trial]

Chu Yu held half a hawthorn with sugar paste in his mouth, pushed Ren Que's shoulder, and kept urging.

"Don't go, dare to let me take half a step in that direction, your fish tail is waiting to land."

The veins on Ren Que's forehead bulged, he tightened his arms, and pinched the base of Chu Yu's tail like a threat.

There is a huge gap between the values ​​​​of birds and fish. For example, in some natural states, fish is the food of birds.Similarly, the mind of a bird is always in a state of stability, while a fish may take stressful measures for self-protection.

The best way to deal with a ruthless bird is to use whatever means to achieve the goal.

In the next second, in the street full of laughter and crowds, Chu Yu burst into tears like a loudspeaker lifted from the ban.

The noisy street suddenly quieted down, Chu Yu's voice was sharp and thin, with cool tears rolling down from the corners of his eyes, he let go of his voice recklessly, his voice rising steadily.The glass of the window trembled in vain, and the surprised eyes of the crowd focused on Ren Que, and there were mobile phone flashes from time to time.

"Okay, okay, it's useless to cry, shut up now." Rao Ren Que was shameless, and couldn't bear to be publicly executed in the middle of the street.He pressed Chu Yu's mouth with his palm and whispered viciously.

Chu Yu sniffled and pointed to the sex toy store in the distance.

"No, don't even think about it..."

"Wow wow!"

"Shut up!" Ren Que's eyes widened angrily, trying to strangle Chu Yu to death for the umpteenth time.

Chu Yu pointed to the previous couple photo studio again, tears streaming down her face.

"All right, all right, if you dare to cry again, I'll chop you up and make you a green pepper fish head." Ren Que gritted his teeth, and rushed into the photo studio in the distance with Chu Yu in his arms.

Rule [-] of Mermaid Negotiation Rules: Raise the standard and be strict with each other, step by step with a degree of tightness, and you can catch Brother Que at your fingertips!

The atmosphere of the photo studio is warm, pink bubbles and cotton dolls decorate the whole store like a princess house, the lady at the front desk is watching videos of handsome guys, when she sees the door being kicked open, she screams in fright.

Master Ren, who was famous on the list with a gloomy face, held a mermaid under his arm, and his whole body was bursting with flames of anger.The little mermaid's hair fluttered, he calmly licked the candied haws in his hand, and raised his eyes, his eyes were clear and innocent.

"Master Ren? You..." The young lady stammered, her face was a little red, who knew that Ren Que lifted the blackout cloth of the camera stand, turned around and disappeared.

"Can this coin be used?" Ren Que's exasperated voice came from inside.

"Yes...two Kaiyuan Tongbao." The young lady curled her neck and explained softly.

Chu Yu stared at Ren Que operating the machine, he turned around and swam out of Ren Que's arms.He opened the curtain of the camera, looked sideways, and met the shop assistant.

Ah, what a cute mermaid... The young lady blushed, her heart was humming, and she quickly put on a professional smile: "Hello, what do you need?"

Chu Yu put his hands on top of his head and made a gesture.

"Is it a photo decoration? There are many in the corner, and you can choose as much as you want."

After Ren Que finished casting the coins, he found that Chu Yu had returned with a bunch of strange props.Xiaoyu put the little tiger's ears on his head, took a heart-shaped tablet, and stuffed it into Ren Que's hand.

On it were crooked and strange characters written with whiteboard markers, which were badly written and ugly, and Ren Que couldn't see them.

"What did you write?" The corner of Ren Que's mouth twitched, refusing to use this kind of prop to take pictures.

"Woooo!" Chu Yu gestured twice, and found that Ren Que was still puzzled, so he grabbed two dolls, a small carp and a small yellow sparrow.

"I'm not a sparrow." Ren Que mocked.

Under the guidance of Chu Yu, the little carp and the little sparrow gradually approached each other and kissed each other slowly. Then they pressed their foreheads together and turned to Ren Que. "Woooo." Chu Yu frowned, rubbed his cheek against the sparrow's tail, and looked at Ren Que affectionately.

Under Chu Yu's tossing, the two non-human beings took more than a dozen photos, picked and picked, paid and left.

As soon as the door was closed, the young lady tidied up the photo washer and found a piece missing.

In the photo, the forced Lord Ren wears a black leather collar around his neck and is dragged by a mermaid with a thin chain, looking directly at the camera with raised eyebrows domineeringly.The mermaid approached Mr. Ren, wearing a black and white maid skirt, with a fresh rose-like flower on his lips, with a relaxed and happy expression.

"Master Ren still has such a side." The young lady swallowed her saliva, covered the photo on the table, and thought to herself.

It can be an adult, it is very suitable for a collar.

The little mermaid has to carry a schoolbag to school, including pinyin matts, teaching books for primary school students, a princess pencil case with many tricks, and embroidered rice cloth.Chu Yu was shopping in the department store, wondering whether it was better to have an automatic red scarf or a manual gusset red scarf. When the cart sank, Ren Que touched Chu Yu's cheek.

"Chu Yu, as a new student at the school, on the first day of school, I have to bring gifts to my friends to show my friendliness, understand?" Ren Que pressed Chu Yu's forehead and said.

The mermaid nodded heavily, and he patted the car, proudly puffing out his small chest.

"Already bought it? Okay, let me take a look." Ren Que raised his eyebrows, but he didn't expect Chu Yu to be so sophisticated.

He lowered his head and found a group of strange things.

Salt water bags are essential for mermaid travel, dried jellyfish skin and earthworm candies favorite of sea monsters, an order form for 100 catties of pickled conch, discount coupons for surfing holidays at beach bathing spots, [-]% effective spells for guiding thunder and rain, automatic cold spring detectors , Cookbook of Edible Undersea Creatures and…

Ren Que continued to scroll down, and suddenly touched a small book.

"What is this?" Ren Que pinched a corner in doubt, and just about to open it, she saw Chu Yu rushing to grab it in a panic.

Whoops, what is so precious, hidden away from others to see.

Ren Que stretched out his arms, taking advantage of his height, no matter how much the fish beneath him were thumping, he would not stop.

[title page]:

How Mouseball’s translation notes helped Xiaoyu become the object of Mr. Ren’s gossip:

Xiaoyu can buy gifts to build a good relationship with his classmates. When the time is right, he can show his new classmates a photo with his brother, and Xiaoyu and his brother can become recognized campus couples.

come on!Chu Xiaoyu!Be sure to hug your brother back!

Ren Que's eyelids twitched, his lips curled up evilly, his laser-like eyes swept across, staring at Chu Yu with death.

Under the title page, there was actually a line of Chu Yu's inspirational mermaid words.

Chu Xiaoyu slowly and silently picked up a little hamster toy from the cart, and put the pencil on the little hamster's paw.

"Do you think that I will believe that this is something that your mouse ball friend wrote casually?"

Ren Que smiled coldly, like a ruthless and domineering president.

The author says:

In the recent final review, there are many professional exams, so I only write at night.The update time is late at night, everyone can watch it in the morning, at least four chapters a week.