Married to a scumbag aunt

Fang Ying's phone call was also in their expectation, including what she would say.

However, Lin Luoluo thought that the call would come later, at least tomorrow, after things fermented.After all, she knew that Xi Yang didn't like to read these things very much, let alone the rest of the Xi family—oh no, she forgot one person.

But it's the same whether it's early or late.

"Hi, is this Luo Luo?"

"Auntie called at this time, what's the matter?" Lin Luoluo turned on the speakerphone, put the phone on the pillow in her arms, but still stared at Xi Lingyu's computer screen.

Xi Lingyu is still refreshing the page, refresh it, and there will be dozens of discussions in the topic.

"What is Lingyu doing now?"

"I'm working." Lin Luoluo said without changing his expression.

Fang Ying's tone was a little hesitant: "Oh... Then, is it convenient for you to talk now?"

"If it's inconvenient for me to say it, you must say it too." Lin Luoluo said in a half-joking tone, "So if you have something to say, just say it."

"It's not me, it's your uncle who wants to talk to you."

After exchanging glances with Xi Lingyu, Lin Luoluo said, "Oh, that's fine, but hurry up if you have something to say, I'm going to make supper for Lingyu later."

"Then I'll turn on the speakerphone."

After finishing speaking, Fang Ying probably had turned on the speakerphone, and Mr. Xi's angry voice came over immediately.

"Why are you doing this?!"

"Why do you do this?" Lin Luoluo pretended to be stupid, "Are you saying that grandma is invited to speak on stage at the wedding? But grandma is the oldest relative among the relatives present, and if she didn't refuse, it's not good for us to invite you and aunt. "

These words were not agreed in advance, they belonged to Lin Luoluo's free play, Xi Lingyu couldn't help but chuckle when she heard this.

Lin Luoluo turned to look at her, shook her head, and pointed to the hands-free cell phone.

Xi Lingyu nodded quickly, and made a zipper motion on her mouth to express: I will hold back my smile.

"Who told you about the wedding!" Mr. Xi's voice sounded even more angry.

The corners of Lin Luoluo's mouth curled up, and she said in a very innocent tone, "Could it be because the bridesmaids didn't invite anyone from your family? But you don't have any young girls to attend."

After hearing the words on the other end of the phone, Mr. Xi was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven: "Don't be stupid! You know what I'm talking about!"

"I don't know." Lin Luoluo said confidently, "You make a lot of phone calls at night without saying anything, can I know what you are thinking? Maybe in 50 years or so, when I am also in my [-]s , maybe I can understand."

If it wasn't for the hands-free phone, Xi Lingyu would have laughed out loud.

In terms of embarrassing others, Lin Luoluo's skill is not inferior to Lin Chunping at all.

Mr. Xi didn't expect to be so thick-skinned here, he just kept making jokes here, took a deep breath and said: "Don't say you don't know about the trending things!"

"Hot search? Well, we know that," Lin Luoluo said, "After all, Yun Han is from the entertainment industry, and her popularity is high. If she comes to be a bridesmaid, she will inevitably be on the top search."

I don't know if Mr. Xi was so angry that he couldn't speak or what, this time it was Xi Wenyao who spoke: "We are talking about today!"

"Oh." Lin Luoluo said kindly, "That can't be helped, grandma is a former movie queen, and grandpa's family is also a famous figure in Jianglin. The media likes the so-called 'rich family secrets' the most, so there must be something to write about. Something catches the eye."

When Lin Luoluo was speaking, there was the sound of the door opening and closing, followed by Xi Yang's impotent rage.

"Calling me a scumbag's trending search, is it your fault?!"

Then, there was the sound of the car key falling on the glass table. At this volume, it probably fell next to the mobile phone.

"You're also on the trending searches?" Lin Luoluo continued to pretend to be stupid, and said with a suppressed smile, "When did it happen? Congratulations!"

"Lin Luoluo, don't play dumb for me!" Xi Yang yelled so loudly that his voice almost broke, "Call Xi Lingyu over here!"

Lin Luoluo picked up the phone and said to the microphone: "You bastard! You can call your aunt's name directly?"

"It was she who asked me to go to the central square today, and she must be the one who took the video!" Xi Yang said to the other end of the phone and to Xi's family, "I apologize, what do you guys want? You want me to die ?"

"Then you will?" Lin Luoluo asked directly.

Holding his breath in his throat, Xi Yang vomited and spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Yangyang! What's wrong with you, Yangyang!" This was Zhang Xuan's anxious voice.

"Go drink again!" This is the voice of Xi Wenyao who hates iron.

"Hurry up and go to the hospital!" This is Fang Ying.

Listening to the chaos on the phone, Lin Luoluo shrugged and hung up the phone directly: "It's not that we don't want to talk."

"En." Xi Lingyu could finally laugh, "How did you think of those words?"

"Who let them talk for a long time by themselves, and still can't understand what they said." Lin Luoluo said with a smile, "I don't need to bother thinking about how to pretend to be stupid. It's enough to just follow what they say, and it will make them angry."

Live broadcasting the phone call just now in the group, Lin Luoluo said: [Why do I suddenly feel dull. 】

[Qu Qianxing: Probably the other party's level is too low, making people feel unfulfilling. 】

really.The Xi family members seem to be so stupid when it comes to quarreling, they just toss and turn a few words, but they still don't get the point.

Sometimes Lin Luoluo couldn't help being curious. When talking about business, would this family never have an idea?Or do you lose your mind when you leave the business?

[Pei Jin: I can understand. It's really boring if the other party suddenly runs away and ignores you when the quarrel gets too intense. 】

[Is it Cen or not: Xi Yang won't be hospitalized again, right? 】

Thinking about the conversation she heard before hanging up the phone, Lin Luoluo replied: [Maybe it is.My cheap brother said that Xi Yang went to drink again. 】

[Sullen: drink more, the world will be quiet after drinking to death. 】

Lin Luoluo felt that Xi Yang was not so easy to drink to death.After all, gastric perforation, gastric ulcer, and gastric bleeding, as long as they don't turn into gastric cancer, in terms of the connections and financial resources of the Xi family, they will never die.

After chatting in the group for a while, Lin Luoluo went to check the trending topics again, and it was the same as before, but there were occasional comments like "If you don't like a business marriage, you can't find a girlfriend" among them.

"When will grandma go back?"

"Next week." Xi Lingyu said, "Grandma hasn't figured it out yet."

"Then let's play at my grandma's place tomorrow." Lin Luoluo will have a morning class tomorrow, and there will be no class after that.

"Okay. Then I'll send a message to grandma later."

For convenience, after the wedding, Xi Lingyu changed Shi Yunxin's hotel to a nearby one and opened a suite, so that Will could have a kitchen for grandma if he wanted to cook.

Originally, Lin Luoluo suggested that grandma could come and live at home, but Shi Yunxin refused.

I sent a message to my grandma, and there was a quick reply of "Welcome".

"Grandma asks you, is there anything you want to eat tomorrow?"

"No, everything is good, not picky eaters." Lin Luoluo said.

After returning to grandma, Xi Lingyu turned off the computer.

According to the reaction on the phone, Xi Yang's condition is definitely not very good. It is estimated that the Xi family's actions will not be available before tomorrow morning.

"You just said you'd make me supper?"

"Why? Don't you believe me?" Lin Luoluo raised her eyebrows, "I've also watched you cook during this time."

"Oh?" Xi Lingyu remembered that she was in a hurry to make noodles last time, and said with a smile, "Then show me how to make it."

Lin Luoluo wasn't bragging, because recently she helped her little aunt in the kitchen, and felt that she had learned some cooking skills, so she rolled up her sleeves and planned to show off in the kitchen.

"What to eat?" Standing in front of the refrigerator, Lin Luoluo turned her head and asked.

Xi Lingyu leaned against the door frame of the kitchen, smiling: "It's so good, can I still order food?"

"Of course, Xiaochu Lin's Love Kitchen is open today."

"Then... let's fry scrambled eggs with chopped green onion." Xi Lingyu thought: as long as things like scrambled eggs with chopped green onion are cooked and guaranteed not to burn, they won't go overboard.

"Okay!" Lin Luoluo happily opened the refrigerator, took out two eggs, and then took a shallot, and began to peel and clean it.

After washing the onions, Lin Luoluo put the onions on the chopping board aside, then bent down and took out a bowl from the cupboard, knocked two eggs into it seemingly skillfully, but as a result, a few small pieces of eggs were broken because of too much force Peel it in.

Picking out the skin of the egg, Lin Luoluo beat the egg with chopsticks, put it aside, then passed the knife, and prepared to cut the onion: Wait a minute... How long is the onion for scrambled eggs?

Trying to recall the scrambled eggs with green onions that she had eaten, Lin Luoluo decided to chop them into fine pieces.

Seeing the little girl chopping vegetables with a knife, Xi Lingyu was a little apprehensive: Where is there such a press, aren't you afraid of cutting your hand?

But this is not the time to remind her. After the little girl finished cutting, Xi Lingyu breathed a sigh of relief and thought: I have to teach her how to cut vegetables some other day.

Heat the oil in a pan, add chopped scallions, and then pour the beaten egg liquid into it. If the little girl hadn't stopped and thought about it before taking a step, Xi Lingyu really thought she had succeeded in "stealing the teacher".

But after watching it for a while, it's pretty good to make it like this.

Xi Lingyu decided that no matter how it tasted later, she should give it a good compliment.

The scrambled eggs with green onions came out of the pan and put on a plate. Lin Luoluo took two pairs of chopsticks and came out of the kitchen: "How do you look?"

In terms of appearance alone, it seems that it is really the same thing.

"It looks good." Taking the chopsticks, Xi Lingyu picked up a piece.

"Slow down, be careful it's hot."

At the entrance, Xi Lingyu didn't know how to say the compliment, but the little girl was still standing beside her, looking at her eagerly.

"what about the taste?"

After hesitating for a while, Xi Lingyu decided to tell the truth: "You...do you regard sugar as salt?"

"Can't you?" Lin Luoluo picked up a little bit with the chopsticks in her hand, tasted it, and immediately ran into the kitchen.

The sugar bowl in the kitchen is exactly the same as the salt bowl, except that one is on the left-hand shelf and the other is on the right-hand shelf. The sugar bowl is on the left and the salt is on the right. This is how it has been since we moved.

Lin Luoluo picked up the one on the right, took a little with a spoon, and tasted it on the tip of her tongue: "Why is it sugar?"

Unbelievable, Lin Luoluo picked up the one on the left and tasted it, it was salty.

"Put it upside down." Xi Lingyu followed up and said, "Maybe it was the time before I went to live with my aunt."

The kitchen hasn't been used since the wedding countdown, so when was the last time it was used?

Lin Luoluo thought for a while, then remembered: "It seems to be me..."

Because I read someone saying that adding a little salt to milk tea can increase the richness of the taste, so when making milk tea last time, Lin Luoluo took the salt jar and sugar jar together, probably when they were used up and played back, put Inverted.

"I'm sorry." Lin Luoluo has always been such a good boy, "Scrambled eggs..."

"It's okay, I can still eat it." Xi Lingyu took out the bean paste from the shelf, "It's a good thing you have light hands and don't put too much sugar."

Stir the bean paste into the scrambled eggs, Xi Lingyu tasted it and said, "It's delicious."

Lin Luoluo was dubious: "Stop teasing me."

"Really." With that said, Xi Lingyu pushed the plate towards her.

After picking it up and tasting it, Lin Luoluo was a little surprised: "It's really not bad!"

"It's you who fry well."

Accompanied by bean paste, the two quickly ate up a plate of scrambled eggs with green onions.

The author has something to say: One more~

My aunt is here, it’s a bit late today_(:3」∠)_

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感谢在2021-09-1923:41:46~2021-09-2022:46:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 [-];

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