Rebirth of Okuki Kofuro

What Qu Erniu thought was that among the herbal medicines he collected, there was a kind of medicine that made people laugh out loud. Marriage is a happy event, and it is understandable for everyone to laugh happily, but if you laugh too much, you will be very sad. It is easy to become a joke, but this kind of experience will accompany the groom for a lifetime, and it is difficult to accept as long as he thinks about it.

In fact, Qu Erniu has other medicines in his hands, such as those that make him want to scratch when he touches them, those that have diarrhea, and those that change the color of his skin. In the end, he chose this medicine, which will not cause serious consequences, and it is not so easy to hide it. past.

Taking advantage of the opportunity of arranging the Qu family to be joyous, Qu Erniu took advantage of the opportunity to prescribe the medicine, ensuring that on the day of the banquet, only Qu Zhicai, Zhong Shi, Qu Yaowen and Zhao Wan'er would be recruited.

A few days passed by, and the day of Qu Yaowen's marriage came soon. Mrs. Zhong took out the betrothal gifts she had accumulated for her son unremittingly over the years, and invited a whole group of musicians, as well as Yang An County's well-known matchmaker welcomed the bride to Qujia Village in a lively manner.

Qu Yaowen's complexion was not very good since he went out, because when he went out with the welcoming team, he suddenly found that none of his classmates came!

It's really embarrassing for him to marry a wife like a dignified boy, but only a group of mud legs follow him to the woman's house to greet the bride.

When he arrived at Zhao's house, he thought it was inappropriate for him to have a cold face, so he finally had a smile on his face. When Chuichuidada returned to Qujia Village, Qu Yaowen found out that his wife hadn't attended either, and the smile he barely maintained on his face could no longer be maintained. Can't help it, it looks like a newly married daughter-in-law ran away with another man.

Qu Yaowen's appearance made the congratulatory guests feel even more weird, but what everyone didn't expect was that Qu Yaowen suddenly burst out laughing after helping the bride off the sedan chair. He grinned to express his happiness, and he laughed "hahaha".

Before the congratulatory words could be uttered by everyone, they saw that the bride Qu Yaowen was supporting was trembling, and then heard the woman's coquettish laughter. The voice was obviously not from anyone around, but from the bride under the hijab. from.

Fortunately, the bride's laughter was not loud. At most, it made people think that she was very happy at the moment, but seeing the couple laughing, everyone laughed too, but I thought in my heart what is the situation?

Marriage is a great event, and with a smile, it is normal for the groom to happily welcome the bride into the house, and it is okay for the bride to be happy when she marries the person she likes.

Qu Erniu stood in the door and looked at Qu Yaowen's expression. As expected, he saw anger and inexplicable in his smile. He hooked the corners of his mouth to hide in the crowd and retreated, and walked to the main room.

Qu Erniu used a little at the door, and Qu Yaowen and Zhao Wan'er could control themselves after smiling for a while. No one knew Zhao Wan'er's expression except herself, but Qu Yaowen's expression was after the smile subsided. Green for a moment.

Under the auspices of the matchmaker, they walked across the brazier to the main room according to the process of getting married, and then came the most important worship hall. The weirdness at the door was temporarily forgotten by everyone, and everyone followed the couple to the main room.

At this moment, Qu Zhicai and Zhong Shi had already sat in the high hall, they didn't know what happened at the door, they looked at the couple with joy and kindness.

The first and second bows were normal, but when the matchmaker happily called out "husband and wife bow", Qu Yaowen's body and Zhao Wan'er's body froze at the same time. Desperately enduring something.

Similarly, the expressions of Qu Zhicai and Zhong Shi who were sitting in the high hall also froze. The hands on Zhong's lap protruded from pinching the knuckles hard, and the veins on Qu Zhicai's neck burst out. At this moment, everyone's attention is on the newcomers, and no one has noticed them.

After the couple paid their respects, they got up and stood up straight. It was not known who made the "poof" sound in the crowd. It sounded inconspicuous amidst the applause of the whole hall, but this sound was right next to Zhao Waner's ears. She suddenly couldn't bear it anymore. The feeling was stronger than at the door just now, and I laughed all of a sudden.

Zhao Wan'er smiled, Qu Yaowen was the one she influenced first, and then Qu Zhicai and Zhong Shi who were sitting upright, all four of them laughed back and forth.

The laughter of the four of them didn't attract much attention at first, but after a while, as their laughter grew louder, the main room gradually quieted down, causing their laughter to become more abrupt.

The matchmaker was stunned, she never expected to face such a scene, just now the couple just smiled at the door and let it go, but after paying their respects, even Gao Tang laughed along with him, looking closely, he seemed to see the groom's face The corners of the mother's eyes were shining, as if she was crying?

"Hahahaha..." Qu Yaowen laughed so hard he couldn't breathe, he wanted to control himself not to laugh, to stand up straight, to keep his expression tense, but he couldn't.

Zhao Wan'er was also laughing so hard that she was about to faint, not because she couldn't breathe, but because she was extremely frightened, how could she laugh like this at such an important moment as her wedding ceremony, no matter how happy she was, she had to control herself.

Many people may have had a similar experience. Once something really funny happens, it is difficult to stop laughing. Even if you stop temporarily, it is easy to laugh again.

So at this moment, Zhao Wan'er thought it was because she was too happy and couldn't hold it back, she was only paying attention to herself, but she didn't notice that Qu Yaowen was also smiling beside her for the time being.

After being dazed for a long time, the matchmaker thought of what he should say, and hurriedly shouted: "A happy marriage will make a husband and wife, a long life will last forever, a long life will last forever, and there will be many joys in the early birth of a precious son."

Although the matchmaker's voice could not overwhelm the laughter of these four people, at least there were some other voices in their laughter, and the others also responded and congratulated.

Zhong Shi laughed so hard that she couldn't sit still, she was anxious and angry, trying to control her laughter and reply a few words, but she closed and opened her mouth again, and suddenly there was a loud hiccup in the laughter - "Uh"!

I'm afraid Zhong has never been so humiliated in her life. In front of all the guests at her son's wedding banquet, she saw her parents' faces darken, and she also saw the ridicule in her natal sister-in-law's eyes. Her face turned red , under the stimulation, his mouth was tightly closed, and for a moment he didn't know whether he was too angry or laughed too much, and he rolled his eyes and passed out.

It is not a good omen for Gao Tang to faint during the newcomer's visit. The hall immediately became chaotic, and when everyone was paying attention to Zhong, Zhao Wan'er was pushed and shoved by the crowd twice, and seemed to be out of breath. abdomen.

Zhao Wan'er, who was originally a bride, had a hijab on her head, but when Zhong was woken up by pinching someone, Zhao Waner's hijab went to nowhere, but after tossing for a while, the four of them stopped laughing.

The expression on Qu Zhicai's face was so gloomy that he could almost drip water, and the Zhong family was almost the same. The matchmaker secretly sighed that he shouldn't come here just because the Qu family gave him a lot of money, this family is too troublesome.

The matchmaker cleared his throat and was about to shout something, but he didn't know what to say. There was an exclamation from the crowd, and Zhao Wan'er, who had just put on the red hijab indiscriminately, fell on Qu Yaowen.

When Zhao Wan'er fell down, the hijab fell off again, her pale face formed a very obvious contrast with the bright red wedding dress, and a sharp-eyed woman saw that there was a darker color under her buttocks than the side.

After worshiping, he should be sent to the bridal chamber. The matchmaker ignored it and shouted "Send to the bridal chamber", and then walked quickly to Zhao Wan'er, intending to carry Zhao Wan'er to the bridal chamber. She can't control so much, can't Let his reputation accumulated over the years be ruined here!

Zhao Wan'er was petite, and the matchmaker with a round waist and thick shoulders gritted his teeth and managed to get her up: "Groom officer?"

Qu Yaowen followed closely with a livid face. He didn't know how he left, but he knew that his wedding banquet had become a big joke.

In fact, when Zhao Waner's hijab fell off for the first time, Meng realized that her complexion was not quite right, her lips were pale, and there was a fine layer of cold sweat on her forehead.

Meng was a little worried about this niece and daughter-in-law, but thinking about the inside story her brother told her, she held back, and then found that Zhao Wan'er liked to wear that ball of darker color, and she was startled belatedly. , I thought, no wonder this marriage is so anxious, it turned out to be to cover up the scandal.

Thinking that she found something wrong, Meng was absent-minded at the wedding banquet later, but in fact, most of the women who were close at that time discovered it, but everyone had their own guesses.

If Mrs. Zhuang had really done something out of worry just now, it might have attracted more people's attention. No matter what happened by then, the fifth room would hate their fourth room to death.

The wedding banquet prepared hastily and meticulously by the Qu family for Qu Yaowen became a joke, and later spread to the ears of his classmates. Some regretted that they didn't join in the fun to see it with their own eyes, and some thought it was a good thing they didn't go, otherwise they would follow along. shame.

Qu Yi didn't go to the wedding banquet that day, but he found out what happened at the wedding banquet from his mother the next day. He couldn't figure out why Qu Yaowen and the others would laugh like that, obviously it couldn't be their initiative. So someone is messing with them, who could this person be?Why do you want to do this?

I don’t know what’s going on, but Quyi couldn’t help laughing after hearing this. He didn’t need to tell his mother what the expressions of the people in Wufang would be like, and how surprised the people around him would be. It’s so funny. .

Meng Shi didn't come to Qu Yi to tell him a joke about Wufang, she was worried about the blood on Zhao Wan'er's clothes: "Brother Yi, don't laugh, did you remind me and your father that you already knew Zhao Wan'er's clothes?" Shi may have?"

Having had enough fun, Qu Yi shook her head: "Mother, as far as I know, there shouldn't be any, maybe it's Zhao Wan'er's menstruation."