Cannon fodder males chase their wives on green tea [Zerg]

The pronunciation of these two words is really too strange,

Jiang Zhibei's eyes showed doubts, and he repeated jerky: "Old, mother?"

Xie Lan nodded solemnly: "It's a name for female monarch in my hometown,

It has the same meaning as female monarch. "

Having said that,

Jiang Zhibei understood.

With a dazed look on his face, he asked again, "Your hometown?"

Xie Lan showed a slightly hesitant look on his face,

Thinking about how to explain Jiang Zhibei's strange origin,

About crossing - but Jiang Zhibei has immediately stopped his remaining words,

Frowning: "...No, you don't need to answer me."

obviously,

He was still worried whether Xie Lan would leave because he answered some questions.

Xie Lan was almost dizzy by the cuteness of his wife.

He held his wife's hand very affectionately, put a sticker on his face, and said the words that had a huge impact on Jiang Zhibei in a very flat manner: "It's okay,

This can be said.I am not the Fifth Highness before,

I am from another world. "

paused,

He looked at Jiang Zhibei pitifully again: "My wife, you won't send me to the institute for autopsy, will you?"

In fact, I can finally call my wife openly,

A little cool.

How can it be!Jiang Zhibei shook his head reflexively, but in fact he didn't realize what happened at all.

Still immersed in the shock that Xie Lan's words just brought him.

He didn't come back to his senses until Xie Lan sat on the edge of his chair and started some sneaky groping behaviors.

Unbelievable but subconsciously lowered his voice: "You mean...you don't belong to this time and space?"

Xie Lan nodded seriously.

Jiang Zhibei murmured, "No wonder..."

So there is a reasonable explanation for all the incompatibility of males with this world.

Because he is not a worm in this society,

but from another world.

for a time,

Jiang Zhibei had countless questions to ask the male worm, but they were all stuck in his throat.

half an hour,

He just asked the most important question in a low voice: "Your purpose in this world,

for what? "

Do you have ulterior motives,

Want to eliminate the Wind Zerg?

Xie Lan's expression was solemn, and the shadow of the female insect was full of waves in the clear peach blossom eyes.

What he said was both false and true: "For you."

Because you are in this world, I can overcome my fear of unfamiliar environments and try my best to be with you again; it is also because you are in this world that I want to change the fate of all females who are the same as you.

After that day, it seemed that Jiang Zhibei's affairs with the military department had come to an end. He simply applied for the annual leave that he had never taken before, and stayed at home with Xie Lan every day, growing flowers and cleaning the room together. , sleep together, and do all the things that can be done together.

Xie Lan finally knew that his wife in this world had good cooking skills. Every day he sat happily at the table waiting to be fed, and gained two catties in just a few days.

As a Jinjiang Gong with a perfect body, Xie Lan felt like a concubine, so she worked hard at night and became a qualified tunnel developer.

The wife is satisfied, but not completely satisfied.

It was the first time Xie Lan knew that his wife could become so perverted after her physical strength improved.

I can't count how many times Xie Lan tried to sleep in a separate room when Jiang Zhibei hugged his waist from behind, and he wanted to cry without tears: "My wife, supplementing soup won't work for a while, Let's take a day off and come back, shall we?"

When calling Jiang Zhibei's wife before, the female hadn't reacted yet, but after understanding the meaning of wife, now calling him wife, he already had a subconscious physical reaction.

Jiang Zhibei's already slightly long black hair was soft and messy, his white and slender arms were bare-naked, his face rested on the male's broad back, his voice was hoarse and very seductive: "My husband..."

This is a new word he has learned, and according to his own practice, it is quite easy to use.

Xie Lan's breathing stopped suddenly, he threw the quilt in his arms, turned around and pressed him back on the bed viciously: "You shout again?"

Jiang Zhibei's fox eyes widened innocently on purpose. Instead of doing what Xie Lan wished, he raised his calf and gently rubbed against Xie Lan's waist.

To hear him call her husband again, Xie Lan needs to pay something, the implication is extremely obvious.

But it doesn't matter, the moment Jiang Zhibei shouted, Xie Lan was already ready to make him unable to get out of bed.

Jiang Zhibei hugged Xie Lan's neck tightly, and occasionally let out a broken sentence or two, which forced Xie Lan to become more vicious.

Only at this time can he feel that Xie Lan completely belongs to him.

Jiang Zhibei's heart was always restless.

He knew very well that the male insect could not have come for him.He is likely to shoulder an important mission, such as changing the fate of the Zerg.

Ever since he knew that Xie Lan came from another time and space, he was always worried that this imperfect world would not be able to keep him.Although Xie Lan had repeatedly promised that he would not leave, Jiang Zhibei still couldn't help being afraid.

In case he wanted to leave after completing his mission, there was nothing he could do.

Occasionally he would wake up from the dream, and then stare at Xie Lan until the morning light.

Cecil conducted experiments day and night, studying the levels of related hormones in male and female worms, and finally brought exciting results after a week.

He looked like he hadn't washed his hair for several days, and he was still holding the juice that Xie Lan poured for him, and he was about to start dancing while sitting: "Your Highness Fifth is my lucky star! I will definitely go down in history, and in the future Every worm will remember my name—”

Recently, his wife has become very tolerant of his cuddling and hugging. Xie Lan skillfully leans on Jiang Zhibei's shoulder and looks at Cecil, almost making the latter choke.

When Jiang Zhibei heard the news, he was not as happy as Cecil had imagined. He just sat quietly on the sofa and listened to Cecil's important speech indifferently.

Cecil didn't want to endure the light emitted by the two bugs in front of him anymore, which made him feel out of place, so he went directly to the topic: "That's right, after research, it was found that the fifth prince released a brand-new hormone at that time, which is currently not available in the Zerg race. Not found."

"By conducting hundreds of scene simulations on His Highness the Fifth Highness, I have roughly guessed a few situations in which this hormone is released: When you look at Jiang, once there are positive emotional fluctuations such as anxiety, concern, and comfort, you will This hormone is secreted spontaneously."

Cecil gave another cloudy professional introduction, which was really beyond Xie Lan's professional scope. He listened but didn't seem to fully listen, and his eyes gradually began to go blank.

Seeing that Xie Lan was about to fall asleep, Jiang Zhibei concluded for him in a low voice: "It probably means that Cecil is speculating that the positive emotions of the Zerg when facing their partners can cause the body to release new hormones and effectively stabilize the mental power. .”

Xie Lan understood the meaning a little bit, and grasped the point: "You mean, Zerg? Not just males?"

"Yes." Cecil echoed excitedly, "Females have almost no positive feelings for males, more of an innate obedience, which is why we haven't discovered this hormone for so many years. The reason. But fortunately, Jiang is here, and he successfully released this hormone!"

After finishing speaking, he sighed and said: "Although I detected this hormone in Jiang's body a long time ago, I never considered it to be useful for stabilizing mental power. Fortunately, it is not too late to discover it now!"

Xie Lan was a little puzzled: "Have you discovered it a long time ago? You mean, my wife has already had positive feelings for me?"

Cecil, who was talking endlessly, almost choked on his own saliva, why Jiang Zhibei hadn't told his hero yet!

He smiled awkwardly: "Ahem, this, that, hahahaha..."

Jiang Zhibei rubbed his forehead, glared at his friend who couldn't hide his words, and admitted it quite simply: "Yes, my feelings for you started very early."

For the Zerg, perhaps this is a brand-new instinct; after all, emotion is too rare for them.

But is emotion not instinct?

Xie Lan was so easily moved by his wife's simple words, she buried her head in his arms like a baby.

Cecil didn't want to see the two of them show their affection again, and rolled his eyes where Jiang Zhibei couldn't notice.

After confirming with Jiang Zhibei with lips about when to start beating the royal family, the blond female got up and said goodbye in a hurry, and went home to take a shower.

While playing with his wife's slender fingers, Xie Lan talked to 010 in his heart: "If the female insects can also help each other control mental violence-chaos in the future, will I change the ending of this book?"

Of course it counts.

After all, for the current females, as long as they can control their mental power, then for them, offspring are not that important.Most females will definitely choose not to have offspring, and will not be with males, but to ensure their own survival by falling in love with females and providing hormones to each other.

It was the first time that 010 saw the host who used this method to win the final victory, and his mood was quite complicated for a while.

You know, although it has not brought many hosts, but according to the seniors, the hosts of this kind of task are generally completed through drastic reforms, and various iron and blood methods are definitely unavoidable in the middle.

But to the host, it seems that he has been lying and winning...?

The most paid in this process is probably the emotion and the hue.

Is this the charm of a wife being a backer? 010 also wants to live a life of lying down and winning, woohoo!

While handing over the task progress with the main system, it responded to the host with mixed emotions: [Yes, the host, with this hormone, the military will have the most important bargaining chip in the confrontation with the royal family, and it may not be long. , the balance of female and male status will be greatly adjusted. 】

There is another most important question, Xie Lan followed up and asked: "Then after I finish the task, can I stay here, or go back to the original world?"

010 asked back: [What is the host's idea? 】

Xie Lan was a bit at a loss, and didn't quite understand why he could listen to his thoughts: "In my case, I definitely want to spend the rest of my life with my wife here. But if the passage of time on both sides is the same, I will spend my whole life here. On the other side, my body is already broken, so I will definitely still be very tangled..."

010 breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately interrupted Xie Lan: [The host doesn't have to worry about this!The flow of time in the two worlds is different. If the host spends his whole life here, he only needs to lie in a hospital bed for about ten days there. 】

And such a good thing!

Xie Lan immediately became happy: "Then can I spend the rest of my life here with my wife?"

010 Wishing for it: [Of course it is possible! 】

The relief in its words was so obvious that Xie Lan felt something was wrong.

After thinking about it, he asked a little suspiciously: "Are the benefits of your mission so good?"

Thinking about it, it seems that the perks of this mission were good from the beginning.Not only did he not have any restrictions or rigid requirements in the process of completing the task, but he also basically satisfied some of Xie Lan's requests, and even gave him two lifetimes to experience different lives.

010 froze: This must not be disclosed to the host!

It chattered, and said to him from left to right: [Well, 010 is going to report to the main system, host, you should go and coax your wife~]

Xie Lan was stunned, a little puzzled: Okay, why does my wife need to be coaxed again?

When he turned his face, he saw Jiang Zhibei's pale face, staring at him quietly, with indescribable sadness and determination in his expression.

Xie Lan was taken aback, and immediately hugged his wife, skillfully stuffed himself into his arms, and rubbed his head affectionately on Jiang Zhibei's shoulder: "My wife, why are you suddenly sad? Are you so touched!"

Jiang Zhibei clasped Xie Lan's thin waist with his backhand, so hard that it almost left a mark on his waist.

His words reached Xie Lan's ears lightly: "Are you...are you leaving?"

Xie Lan paused, not understanding what his wife meant: "...ah? Where am I going?"

After staying with the male for a long time, Jiang Zhibei found that the male occasionally stayed for a long time.

This time is often not fixed, but the male is not like the type that will be in a daze for a long time.

Jiang Zhibei has reason to speculate that the male insect is using the time of daze to talk to the same kind in another world to communicate the progress of the task completion.

In the current situation, the military's counterattack is almost certain, so is the male worm also about to complete the task and leave?

Xie Lan didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard this reason, obviously he had repeatedly assured his wife a few days ago that he would never leave early, why is his wife still worried about this issue?

It's also his fault. Seeing that his wife hasn't mentioned it these days, I thought he believed it, but in fact he must still be uneasy.

He purposely pondered for a while, Jiang Zhibei's eyes turned red with anxiety, he had no choice but to hold his waist even harder, made up his mind, and begged in a low voice: "Since you can come here The world, can you take me away too?"

Xie Lan never thought about this, her eyes widened.

My wife is the next general, so she wants to leave everything behind and go with him?

Xie Lan didn't dare to tease his wife anymore, and felt that no matter what Jiang Zhibei said, he would probably take it seriously.

His face became serious, and he shook his head seriously: "No, we have a rule that we cannot take other creatures away."

Before Jiang Zhibei's eyes turned red, he answered quickly: "But I still have a very important task to complete, and I can't leave yet."

Sure enough, he will leave after completing the task.

Jiang Zhibei thought he had caught the loophole in the male insect's words, he smiled bitterly, and asked stubbornly, "When will your task be completed?"

God of Insects, I hope the longer the delay of his mission, the better...

Xie Lan pretended to think for a while, then pondered: "Probably after you don't need me to appease your mental strength? After all, my most important task is to ensure your safety."

After passing through the period of mental stability, the female's spiritual comfort needs to continue until the end of her life.

This also means that Xie Lan will not leave until he dies.

Jiang Zhibei's eyes widened, doubtful: "Are you lying to me again?"

Still don't believe it!Xie Lan almost laughed angrily.

He broke his coldness in an instant, and bit the soft flesh of Jiang Zhibei's cheek: "Are you stupid! If I really would leave, I would have left long ago, and I still need to lie to you back and forth here!"

Jiang Zhibei was suffering from pain, but suddenly realized, his eyes became brighter and brighter, and he didn't have the sullen look in the original novel: "What you said is also..."

The rest of the words were severely blocked by Xie Lan.

A week later, the military department released news that in addition to pheromones, there is another substance that can calm the mental violence of female insects.

This news was so important that it made the imperial female dizzy.

Does such a substance really exist?

As the spokesperson of the military department, Cecil responded to the entire empire with facts and figures before the royal family could respond.

The face of the blond female is rare and serious, and his frivolity is rarely put away.

"I am very honored to be able to tell you this shocking fact as the discoverer of hormones."

"The hormone is real, and the only requirement for its presence is a loving relationship between the partners."

"This also means that when the reproductive instinct is thrown away, it is no longer a fantasy for females to face the torrent of fate hand in hand."

"That's all I want to say. The paper on this hormone will be published on the official website of the military department later. This is a free research, and I think any female has the right to know."

"I am very grateful to His Royal Highness the Fifth Royal Highness and Jiang Zhonghui for their support to the research institute. Without them, this hormone would not have been discovered."

Cecil seemed to be able to see the distorted face of the emperor through the device in front of him.

He smiled very relieved, turned off the live broadcast equipment coolly, got up and left.

Xie Lan and Jiang Zhibei have lived in this world for more than 200 years.

During this time, the Zerg Empire was completely overthrown and reorganized.

Army females account for the vast majority of the Zerg world. Once the males lose the power to fundamentally restrain them, the accounts of males wantonly insulting and abusing females will begin to be liquidated.

The status of the royal family declined sharply, while the prestige of the military was in full swing. Among the males of the royal family, except Xie Lan, who had made special contributions and had not abused females, they survived. The other males—including the emperor—were all exiled to remote places. Star Territory, and there will never be any female insects to spare them on this journey.

As for the protagonist of the original book, Chen Feng, he was taken home respectfully by several female attendants, and has since disappeared without a trace.

The lifespan of the Zerg is much longer than Xie Lan imagined, but there is also a lot to explore in this world.

Jiang Zhibei eventually became the new star of the empire, but he would never suffer the pain that his father and mother had experienced again.His honor is glorious and he has no worries.

20 years after he was promoted to general, Jiang Zhibei simply handled the handover of retirement, and traveled with Xie Lan to various beautiful planets.

It wasn't until old age that they went to an asteroid with the most pleasant climate under the name of Jiangzhibei and settled there for a long time.

Tulips are still Xie Lan's favorite flower.

Its flower language is: the most romantic story and the most eternal love.

In the spring season, they kiss lightly and lightly on the lace.

The wind from an unknown source blows up a sea of ​​light blue flowers, and the light and radiant fragrance stretches all the way to the horizon.

The author has something to say:

It's finally over!The stupid author burst into tears!

Everyone should also find that I can't avoid the plot, and my mind is full of letting this young couple post. I get stuck as soon as I write the plot, so in the end I hurriedly passed the woo woo QAQ

This is my first article. When I was doing the plot design, I actually felt that there were quite a lot, but when I wrote it at the end, I scratched my head and realized, why is there no plot?However, it was originally estimated to be 20 words. If you write 15 words, it probably won't be a big problem... (whispers)

But there are still a few modern extras in the back!Those who are only interested in the Zerg world, then our fate ends here!

I am very grateful to every reader who read this, without your support, it would be really difficult to write.When I read the article, I felt wow, it was so refreshing to read. When I wrote it, I was in pain and masked doubts about life every day...but I still insisted on writing the daily update!It can be regarded as a relatively happy ending!