Cannon fodder males chase their wives on green tea [Zerg]

The champagne glass is gently shaken by the knuckle hand,

Under the refraction of bright crystal lamps, it overflows with bright and textured luster.

The toasts were staggered, and the voices in the ears were loud and cheerful.

Xie Lan sat alone in the corner of the hall, which was difficult to be noticed, supporting her gracefully with one hand,

Holding a glass in one hand,

Smiling and politely refusing another tall army female who approached to strike up a conversation, her tone was alienated and polite,

Even rejection doesn't make the worm feel bad at all.

010 actually wants to say,

Maybe my host shouldn't be in business,

And to act.After all, just looking at his dignified and gentlemanly appearance now, who would have thought that Xie Lan was actually looking forward to it,

I kept repeating the phrase "wow why hasn't my wife come" in my mind.

Xie Lan glanced at the optical brain again, the message interface was still the last message from Jiang Zhibei, sorry to say that there was something wrong with his aircraft,

An emergency replacement,

It will take a while to arrive.

He was very depressed: "Wow wife,

Why haven't you arrived yet!You said you were on your way half an hour ago! "

010 took a peek at Jiang Zhibei's current location,

Positively agreeing: [That's right, why did your wife let you go!The host must punish him well! 】

Xie Lan said quietly: "Why do you seem very excited?"

010 froze,

Haha: [How could 010 be excited, 010 just made a suggestion~]

Xie Lan narrowed his eyes slightly, realizing that 010 was hiding something.

He was about to question,

Suddenly, a strange voice sounded from behind: "Hey,

Isn't this my good Alan?

Why are you sitting here by yourself? "

Here comes another one.Xie Lan lowered his eyes impatiently, and turned to look at this one surrounded by many female attendants,

Looking defiantly at his male.

Males have relatively ordinary faces,

Because I don't like sports and squeezed out my belly,

Seeing Xie Lan look over, the tone was drawn out: "Could it be that there are so many female insects, but none of them are interested in Ah Lan, and want to be accepted as female servants? Oops, I almost forgot, maybe even the army females don't like Ah Lan. After all, a prince like A Lan who looks like he has been abandoned by His Majesty, no female would like it!"

Maybe it's because the author wrote this newspaper article for the sake of the newspaper, and didn't want to delve into the logical reasons. Most of the characters in the book are very typical bad, and they are very brainless. Basically, they are bad for the sake of being bad.

If Xie Tang is a villain and Xie Ting is a supporting role, then the male in front of him is not even considered cannon fodder.

His name is Xie Chang, he is the third prince of the empire, he belongs to the kind of male who is stupid and bad, and has no ability to make any splashes.

A prince with a little bit of IQ would usually act like a brother and friend, but Xie Chang was different.Not only is he keen on playing with females, but he also likes to mock males who are lower or weaker than him, and he has to step on them proudly to be satisfied.

As an inconspicuous male, the original body's obscurity has already coated him with a natural protective color.But Xie Chang would not let him go just because of this, on the contrary, it is precisely because he has no sense of existence that he often finds fault on purpose.

Xie Lan is really too lazy to deal with this kind of brainless male, even if he wins the quarrel, there is no sense of accomplishment.

He sighed from the bottom of his heart: "Oh, I don't have a wife to back me up, so I can only hate him by myself. I'm just a weak male who eats my wife's soft food, so what's wrong with me?"

010: [...The host's brain circuit, sometimes 010 really doesn't understand it. 】

When the emperor was away, Xie Lan's usual smiling peach blossom eyes became cold and indifferent, with a sharp aura that he didn't have in his original body, which made Xie Chang shudder.

He involuntarily changed his original arrogant stance, and the mocking smile on his face restrained a little.

Realizing that he was intimidated by the eyes of his fifth younger brother who had always been inferior to him, Xie Chang became a little annoyed and reprimanded him: "Old fifth, what kind of eyes do you have? How do you look at your third brother? It's not big or small, is it?"

Xie Lan snorted softly, and said in a volume that Xie Chang could just hear: "Naturally, I can't compare with the third brother, and there are countless female attendants. But the third brother has married so many female attendants, logically speaking, it should be quite helpful. Duo, why haven't you seen His Majesty appoint third brother as crown prince?"

Xie Lan's voice was cold and magnetic, but it lit a fire in Xie Chang's heart.

Xie Lan had made it clear enough, and of course Xie Chang could tell that he was implying that he was incompetent. No matter how many excellent females he took as female servants, he would not be selected to be the next emperor.

It was the first time he was hit back by the eloquent fifth younger brother who had always let him ridicule, and it was still in front of so many female servants of his own, he almost lost his face.

Xie Chang's expression suddenly became extremely ugly. He pushed away the female servant closest to him, strode up to Xie Lan and looked at him, gritted his teeth and asked, "Say it again?!"

Xie Lan was almost half a head taller than Xie Chang. He calmly looked down at the blushing male in front of him, and sighed with a little pity in his tone: "Third brother is not very old, but his memory is really bad. I can't even remember what I just said. live?"

"You—" Xie Chang's blood surged up, and he didn't even pretend to be the most basic thing. Amid the screams of the female insect, he waved his hand directly and was about to hit Xie Lan in the face!

But as a pampered male who even had a small belly, this punch was really not enough.

Xie Lan didn't even change his eyes, and easily caught the fist that was thrown into the air.Xie Chang's expression froze, and before he could react, he heard the crisp sound of his own bones, and suddenly screamed in pain.

As soon as Xie Lan let go of his hand, the male worm in front of him covered his wrist and took a few steps back in cold sweat, only to be supported by the female attendant behind him.

Although he just broke Xie Chang's wrist, Xie Lan's expression was quite normal. Although those unwavering peach blossom eyes were beautiful, in Xie Chang's eyes, they were much more terrifying than before.

He clutched his wrist, his tone was trembling with pain, and he was rather harsh: "You, you dare to hurt me! I want to tell His Majesty!"

Xie Lan shrugged indifferently: "You go, it's better to make a big fuss, then I will tell His Majesty how you targeted me in the past, how long I have been wronged before I finally made up my mind, no Let you insult me ​​again. Let's see if His Majesty will favor you, or favor me?"

Xie Chang gritted his teeth bitterly.He naturally knew that His Majesty had started to take care of the fifth child recently, and he was very angry, so he suddenly attacked him at the dinner party.

But I didn't expect Xie Lan to suddenly change his old doormat image and start to fight back.And the most important thing is, even if this matter is really made a big deal, it won't do him any good, and I'm afraid it will be justified.

So he could only glared at Xie Lan angrily, vented his unsatisfactory anger at the female servants beside him, and kicked them fiercely: "Hurry up and help me go back to see a doctor, are you kidding me?"

Xie Lan's eyes turned cold, and he said slowly: "Oh, by the way, if you let me hear that you beat the female servant like this again, I will be in a bad mood. If I am in a bad mood, I will beat you first and then go to His Majesty , you can figure it out yourself."

Xie Chang's eyes widened, and he really wanted to say what's none of your business, but because Xie Lan was pinching him, he could only swallow his anger and leave quickly.

Xie Lan watched Xie Chang's back disappear into the sea of ​​insects with satisfaction, and flicked his sleeves to hide his merit and fame.

Then when he turned around, he saw Jiang Zhibei standing not far away, looking at him with a complicated expression.

Xie Lan: "!"

When did my wife come!Didn't he see himself teaching Xie Chang a lesson?

Because the dinner was of a very high standard and very formal, Jiang Zhibei rarely wore a military uniform tonight, but changed into a white dress, which was slim and fit, outlining his smooth shoulders and straight long legs.The gown is cinched at the waist, revealing the lean silhouette.

Xie Lan didn't have time to appreciate his wife's beauty, he was almost in a cold sweat now, thinking quickly about Jiang Zhibei's possible reaction after witnessing all this.

Now the wife may have realized that she is not as innocent and innocent as she appeared. I don't know if she will feel that she is playing with him and become angry from embarrassment.

The timing of Jiang Zhibei's arrival was quite a coincidence.As soon as he hurried into the banquet hall, he saw Xie Chang go up to find fault.

Seeing this scene, he was naturally furious. He was secretly planning the price that Xie Chang should pay, but he saw Xie Chang calmly looking at him, his eyes were colder than he had ever seen, and his words were never heard before. sharp.

Jiang Zhibei's breath was stagnant. For some reason, he didn't go forward, but stood not far away, quietly observing the male insect.

At this time, Xie Lan seemed to have changed into a worm, his aura was so awe-inspiring but natural, as if he was born to be like this.

But it is also extremely strange.

Is this still the male worm who is always at odds with him and who is prone to red circles?

The male worm easily solved the trouble Xie Chang was looking for, turned his head leisurely, and met Jiang Zhibei's complicated eyes in the next second.

The bright peach blossom eyes of the male insect widened in disbelief.Surprised and delighted, he strode towards Jiang Zhibei, and blurted out something half coquettish and half complaining: "Why did you come here? I've been waiting for a long time—"

But looking at Jiang Zhibei's gaze, he suddenly realized something, and finally stopped not far from Jiang Zhibei, and asked in a low voice, "Did you come early?"

At this time, the male worm coincided with the appearance in Jiang Zhibei's impression.

Jiang Zhibei stared at Xie Lan's handsome face, paused for a while, and then said subtly: "If you mean before you take the initiative to teach the Third Prince a lesson, I did come at that time."

The male immediately took a step forward, anxiously defending himself: "It's not my fault, he was the one who came to mock me first, and he was the one who did it first!"

The voice is getting smaller and smaller, the male worm is very anxious, and the eye circles have a tendency to start to turn red again: "Don't hate me, okay? I didn't mean to do it on purpose, but he has been targeting me before. I really can't bear it today." Living……"

Jiang Zhibei's originally complicated mood was easily defeated by Xie Lan's offensive of grievances.

He sighed softly, approached the male worm actively, took off his gloves, and gently wiped the corners of the male worm's eyes with his fingertips: "What are you thinking again? Why would I hate you because of your legitimate counterattack? Yes I should blame myself for failing to protect you sooner."

After all, before the marriage, he also heard about what happened to the male worm, but he didn't care about it at the time. Now that he thinks about it, he naturally feels sorry for the male worm.

If the male worm finally wants to fight back, then he should naturally support it with all his strength.

As for the male worm's true character... Jiang Zhibei's gaze was deep, and all the waves were hidden under it.

After all, he could sense that the completely different emotions shown by the male worm in front of him were not fake, obviously he received special treatment.

Only in front of himself, the male will reveal the most willful and trusting side.

Therefore, Jiang Zhibei even felt a subtle sense of satisfaction in his heart, and the corners of his lips curled up unconsciously.

Xie Lan secretly breathed a sigh of relief.Although he really didn't want to fool his wife, the system had once mentioned to him not to reveal his true identity.

Fortunately, his wife was coaxed by him!The hero is sad and the beauty Guan Cheng does not deceive me!

He continued his efforts, and graciously pulled Jiang Zhibei to his seat, and arranged the desserts and meals in front of him.

As a male, his behavior was so outrageous that the eyes of some females who were always paying attention to this side became unbelievable.

Jiang Zhibei was keenly aware of the faint gazes of the females.He looked down at the wine glass in his hand, and said calmly and warmly, "Your Highness is really welcome."

Xie Lan immediately thought of the few females who came to strike up a conversation with him just now, and his back was sweating coldly: My wife won't be here by then!

He immediately expressed his loyalty solemnly: "I rejected all those who came to strike up a conversation, I will not agree to them!"

Hearing this, Jiang Zhibei tightened his fingers holding the wine glass, and said with a smile that was not a smile: "Oh? It seems that your charm has reached this level? It sounds like more than one female insect has shown affection to you ?”

Xie Lan: "..."

Wow, so I blew myself up just now?

Jiang Zhibei admitted that he had made the male worm develop some bad taste, and he couldn't help but want to see the male worm anxious to explain.But when he saw that the male was really anxious, he couldn't bear it, so he held his chin and winked slyly at the opposite male: "But if you are willing to make it up to me, I will naturally believe you."

The male insect's peach blossom eyes widened, he nodded hastily, and obediently waited for Jiang Zhibei to offer compensation.

Jiang Zhibei almost laughed and sighed, how could the male be so obedient?He obviously did nothing wrong.

Under the gaze of the male insect, he slowly stretched out a white and slender finger to touch his plump and rosy lower lip.

When it comes to seducing males, Jiang Zhibei is indeed self-taught.

The male insect also quickly understood the hint in the female insect's movements, its peach blossom eyes slightly widened, and the tips of its ears quickly turned red.

It is really difficult to do such an intimate thing in public.

The male worm looked around like a thief, seeing that no worm seemed to have noticed this corner, so he quickly leaned over and kissed Jiang Zhibei's lips like a dragonfly.

He was about to retreat, but Jiang Zhibei, who had been prepared for a long time, pressed the back of his head with irresistible force, sucked heavily, and only after a moment did he let go of the stiff male insect with satisfaction.

The male was completely dumbfounded, he sat back mechanically, the lips that had just been sucked by Jiang Zhibei were darker in color, and still faintly glowed with moist water, Jiang Zhibei's eyes darkened when he saw it.

After finally reacting, the male worm's cheeks turned red and hot. He got up in a bit of embarrassment, avoiding his eyes: "I'm going to the bathroom!"

After Jiang Zhibei noticed that the sight that had been watching this side disappeared, his mood brightened a lot, the tails of his eyes raised, and he deliberately asked, "Do you want me to go with you?"

What was left to him was an even more embarrassing rejection: "No need!"

Jiang Zhibei picked up his wine glass again and took a sip, pursing his lips with regret, planning to wait for the male worm to come back and continue.

Only ten minutes later, the male insect still didn't come back.

Jiang Zhibei felt slightly puzzled, and was about to get up to go to the bathroom to have a look, when suddenly a military female came over and stopped him respectfully: "Lieutenant General Jiang, Lieutenant General Ali has something urgent to discuss with you."

This military female does not belong to Jiang Zhibei's command, but Jiang Zhibei also knows him. His boss, Lieutenant General Ali, is the leader of the Third Army, and they are normal colleagues.

Since it is urgent, it is still necessary to go there.

Jiang Zhibei signaled Jun Nu to wait a moment, and turned on the optical brain first.

Every time the male worm goes out, he will send him a message to report, including when he will come back.

It has to be said that this kind of behavior really brought Jiang Zhibei a great sense of security.Therefore, Jiang Zhibei also learned to report. He clicked on the optical brain a few times, and sent the news that he was going to discuss something with Lieutenant General Ali immediately to the male worm.

Then he put away the optical brain, followed the army female through the swarm, and walked upstairs.

Xie Lan bent over to wash his hands in the toilet dedicated to males, and patted water on his face to relieve the hotness on his face and heart.

Just after his wife took the initiative, the trembling eyelashes when his breath was close, and the aggressive smile after the end was always lingering in his mind, warm and straightforward.

Xie Lan carefully estimated the current progress in his heart, and then pondered: "I think it's almost time to have a more in-depth communication with my wife. After all, the two of us have already kissed and hugged each other, and we are only one step away!"

010 consciously turned on the Do Not Disturb mode.

Xie Lan was eager to try, and planned to have an in-depth discussion with Jiang Zhibei on the body structure of the Zerg when he returned tonight.

After taking care of himself very carefully, as soon as he went out, he noticed a strange female standing outside the door, blocking his way.

Xie Lan: "? What do you want from me?"

The female was expressionless, and made a gesture of invitation to Xie Lan: "Your Highness Fifth, Your Majesty, please go over."

Xie Lan frowned, what happened so suddenly?

He thought quickly for a moment, but he couldn't think of anything worthy of the emperor summoning him in a short time, so he could only plan to adapt to the situation: "Okay, wait a moment."

After finishing speaking, he turned on his optical brain, and habitually wanted to send a message to Jiang Zhibei to report, but the female stopped him: "I'm sorry, Fifth Highness, it is a confidential matter for His Majesty to ask you, please don't Send messages to other Zerg."

Xie Lan felt that something was wrong, so he tentatively said, "Then what if I have to say it?"

The female worm lowered her eyebrows and looked down, but what she said made Xie Lan alert: "Then I can only risk my life to escort you there."

Xie Lan stared at the female worm for a few seconds, finally exhaled slowly, and said coldly, "Lead the way."

It doesn't make much sense to embarrass the female, Xie Lan asked 010 to help him send a message to Jiang Zhibei in his mind.

010 quickly connected to Xie Lan's optical brain, and replied anxiously after a while: [Host host, the signal here seems to be blocked! 】

Xie Lan gritted his teeth secretly, the emperor was quite thoughtful!

But so far, we can only take one step at a time.

At this moment, for some reason, there was not even a single bug left in the corridor, Xie Lan followed the female bug around with a cold face, and finally walked out of an inconspicuous small door on the inner side of the second floor.

After arriving at the destination, the female worm lowered her head and asked Xie Lan to go in sideways.

Xie Lan was mentally prepared, reached out and grabbed the silver-white doorknob, pushed the door open and entered.

The scene inside the door was beyond Xie Lan's expectations.

Although the door is small, the interior scene is extremely wide.The plush dark red carpet covered the entire floor, and on the carpet, there were probably dozens of females and subfemale kneeling.

They were all different in shape and appearance, and they all knelt down towards the door in a very supple posture, as if waiting for Xie Lan's choice.

Xie Lan became a dried-up male worm: "...?"

No, what is this for?

I only heard Xie Lan's fairly familiar voice from behind the screen in the distance, it was the emperor speaking slowly: "Old Wu, these are all females I specially selected for you, and all of them are above A-level mental power .Today, no matter whether you are selected to be a female servant or a female slave, you must pick out more than five of them for me to take home. This is an order, do you understand?"

Xie Lan's blood pressure was soaring. He said patiently, "Your Majesty, what do you mean? Didn't you say before that you would not force me to accept female servants? Why did you suddenly order me like this today?"

The shadow on the screen swayed slightly, and the emperor seemed to sneer from his nasal cavity: "Do you still remember what you promised me when you talked with me?"

Xie Lan thought about it for a second: "Even if you don't accept female servants, you will still spread leaves and branches for the royal family."

Before he finished speaking, he had a bad premonition, and suddenly looked at the screen——

The emperor lowered his voice and said condescendingly to the Zerg standing on the other side: "Come here and explain everything to Lao Wu."

The Zerg answered "Yes" obsequiously, then strode out of the shielding range of the screen, and faced Xie Lan directly.

His voice was hoarse and rough, with the pleasure of revenge: "I don't know the fifth prince, do you still remember me?"

The author has something to say:

The stupid author said to the manuscript deposit box: Take it, show it to the little angels, tell them, this is all written by the stupid author himself, there is no fake hand!You tell them that the hands of stupid authors are about to be broken! QQ

Tomorrow's update is estimated to be very long orz because it has reached a very critical node, and I don't know if the update time will still be 0 o'clock. If I can't finish writing, I will ask for leave!