Cannon fodder males chase their wives on green tea [Zerg]

Above the head is the swaying aurora,

The coquettish turquoise light curtain is like the winding skirt of a god, blooming in the middle of the vast galaxy.

Jiang Zhibei slightly adjusted the camera, trying his best to show the whole majestic and bright sky to the male insects,

I don't know why,

Adjusted and adjusted, and finally put myself in the center of the virtual screen: "This angle,

Can you see clearly? "

He saw the male approaching the screen in shock,

The pupils of the eyes are also reflected by the aurora to reflect a deep dark green.His beautiful and flawless face was too close,

It seemed that breath would spray on his face in the next second.

Jiang Zhibei's face was slightly stiff, and then he heard him urging anxiously: "Can you lift it up a little more,

I was blocked by you a lot! "

Jiang Zhibei: "..."

Jiang Zhibei's face darkened imperceptibly, but he turned the camera up as he said.

The male worm was very excited to take several screenshots, and admired them for a long time.Until Jiang Zhibei called out his name softly a few times,

Reluctantly raised his head to look at the female.

Jiang Zhibei had already begun to doubt the purpose of his call with the male.

Since coming to the stationed star,

Their roles began to reverse,

Jiang Zhibei became the bug who sent frequent messages.He learns to share all the goodness of this planet with the male,

Such as strange and rugged landforms, such as strange creatures,

Such as the magnificent starry sky.

When the situation is more urgent, he will take a photo and send it to the male; when he is free, he will initiate a video communication with the male so that he can watch it in real time.

But after sharing more times,

Jiang Zhibei gradually discovered something.

……That is,

The male seems to really enjoy the landscape features he shares,

Not like he thought, just using it as an excuse to chat.

Jiang Zhibei moved the camera back to the horizontal position,

so that the male can only see him and a bit of camp behind him,

Occasionally, there will be some hurried military females in the mirror.But the boss is in the video,

They absolutely dare not be casually curious, so they speed up and get out of the range of the camera.

Only then did the male escape from the shock just now, straightened up, and naturally distanced himself from the camera.

He remembered that he even ignored Jiang Zhibei because he was too excited just now, touched his nose a little guilty, and found a topic: "How long have you been resting this time?"

Jiang Zhibei replied softly: "There are more alien beasts strangled just now, this time you can rest for five hours."

When he said this, his chest rose and fell slightly, and his tone was slightly breathless, as if he had exhausted a lot of energy.

The male insect keenly noticed that Jiang Zhibei's military uniform was still stained with dark alien blood, which had dried up, and immediately realized that he had just finished fighting.

Remembering that when he just started the video, he didn't notice the tiredness in his eyes, all he could see was the aurora behind Jiang Zhibei, the male worm immediately blamed himself and urged him with a bit of distress: "Then go and have a rest , eat something and then go to sleep in the tent for a while, stop chatting, I have nothing urgent!"

Jiang Zhibei, who just wanted the male worm to feel sorry for him and didn't want to cut off the communication: "..."

He quietly skipped the topic, got up and walked towards his tent: "How have you been recently?"

The male worm was easily distracted by him, and he thought about it: "It's pretty good, but Xie Tang contacted me again yesterday."

When it came to more important things, the male worm frowned, a little unwillingly: "I tried it several times, but he refused to tell me what the complete plan is. He just said that he should be able to do it in a few days."

After a pause, he asked Jiang Zhibei seriously: "Did you listen to me and be more careful? Also, did you check for suspicious bugs in time?"

Jiang Zhibei laughed: "Of course I listened to your instructions, and be careful in everything. But check..."

With the torch-like eyes of a male, he shook his head: "The military department has no right to investigate the royal guards unless there is a legitimate reason. The perpetrators have not yet appeared, so I can't act rashly."

Xie Lan thought about it, and scratched his black hair in a mess: "Wow, it's so annoying, we are showing that they are in the dark, so we are completely passive!"

Jiang Zhibei still smiled gently, but what he said made the male worm freeze half of his body: "You don't have to worry too much. Thanks to your promise to the fourth prince, he has already revealed a lot of information to us. I will Be prepared and respond in time, and you will not be given the opportunity to change the female monarch."

Xie Lan: "..."

I'm coming!This is to settle the old score!

After Jiang Zhibei got his recording, he should start to study such an important matter immediately. He must have heard his arrogant and unruly speech full of dislike for Jiang Zhibei.

Xie Lan had been prepared for a long time, and was ready to kneel down and apologize and swear that he had no such intentions, but his wife hadn't mentioned it these days, and her expression had no flaws, which made him gradually let go of his guard——

Then today Jiang Zhibei was caught off guard and brought it up, so he almost turned over in fright.

The male worm regained his strength and blinked his eyes. Although he looked profound and handsome, he could show Jiang Zhibei's innocence at this moment: "What are you talking about? When did I say I'm going to change the female?"

Jiang Zhibei reminded gently: "Have you forgotten? You also sent me a recording, do you want me to play it for you again?"

Xie Lan, who was trying to pass the test cutely, tried his best to be obedient: "...Could it be that I heard it wrong, haha."

Jiang Zhibei raised his eyebrows, as if he really thought about it: "Misheard? The possibility is probably relatively low. When I was studying the recording, there were five or six of my confidantes present, and they seemed to have heard them all."

Xie Lan: "..."

Jiang Zhibei held his chin with great interest to observe the reaction of the male insect, watching his face change from panic to guilt to dejection... huh?

The male worm lowered his face, and Jiang Zhibei could only vaguely see the slightly white lower lip bitten by him.

He suddenly felt bad, straightened up and approached the screen: "Your Highness?"

The voice of the male worm implying grievance and guilt reached his ears through the optical brain, and it was a little distorted: "I'm sorry... At that time, because I felt that Xie Tang's motives were impure, I came up with such a way to trick him out of desperation. talk."

"I originally wanted to cut out the ugly words I said, but I was worried that you would suspect that I was lying to you, so I sent it to you directly. I didn't expect that other worms would hear it... It made you lose face, it was me It's too thoughtless..."

Jiang Zhibei: "..."

A vein popped on Jiang Zhibei's forehead.

To be honest, Jiang Zhibei has been able to maintain his gentle personality for so many years, so his emotional intelligence is naturally outstanding.

After being in contact with the male for such a long time, he can naturally feel that the male has some acting skills in front of him.This is not to say that the male worm's sadness is fake, but that every six points of grievance will be magnified by him to ten points.

But realizing it is one thing, how to respond is another.The current problem is that he has no resistance to such males at all.

The handsome, impeccable and noble male insect cherishes and cares about him, is extremely sensitive to his words and deeds, needs to be comforted at all times, and only deliberately shows his vulnerable and wronged side in front of himself, through This way to get his attention.

This method will not make Jiang Zhibei feel the slightest bit of unhappiness, but he will occasionally laugh when he thinks about it, and he will be helpless when confronted with it.

... The only problem is that under this kind of subtle connivance, now as long as the male insect lowers its eyes, lowers its head, and sounds aggrieved, Jiang Zhibei has to admit his mistake reflexively.

But this time he restrained his instincts in time, because this inexplicable depression had been suffocating in his heart for several days, and he really wanted to take the opportunity to teach the male worm a good lesson.

I don't know whether to praise or derogate, but Jiang Zhibei must admit that the acting skills of the male insect are almost perfect.

When he suddenly heard him talking about himself in that indifferent and disgusting tone from the recording, Jiang Zhibei really felt that the male worm was sincerely loathing him, and felt as if he had been hit hard for a moment. heart.

Although the male worm had graciously vaccinated him in advance, the sequelae were too strong.After Jiang Zhibei listened to the recording, he immediately sent him a video application regardless of the fact that it was still late at night on the male side.

It wasn't until the male insect yawned sleepily and appeared on the screen, and asked him what happened suspiciously, Taohua's eyes reflected his own reflection cleanly, without any negative emotions, that he slowly calmed down.

In the next few days, Jiang Zhibei would still think of the male worm's cold words in the recording from time to time.

At first, he could restrain his emotions, because the male had nothing to blame, he had told him everything about himself without any concealment, and everything he did was impeccable; but watching the male in the video every day He was full of energy and had a bright smile, and he didn't seem to be affected at all. He didn't know why, but he felt depressed, as if he was the only one who was worrying about gains and losses.

Finally, I couldn't hold it back today, and stabbed the male worm in a gentle manner, wanting to see his reaction.

Sure enough, the male insect sensed the danger, and immediately put on a pitiful look, trying to get by by crying and crying as usual.

I can't indulge like this anymore, even if I really cry this time, I have to wait for him to be sad for a while before I can let him know the lesson——

Jiang Zhibei thought so calmly.

The male raised his face, the corners of his eyes and the tip of his nose were red, he took a breath, and whispered, "...don't be angry, okay?"

"..." Jiang Zhibei gave in immediately, "I'm not angry, don't blame yourself, okay? You've done a good job, I'm the one who made a big fuss."

Xie Lan had already planned it before he had time to show it off, and he was still a little shocked in his heart: "My wife, you have become so cute!"

010 secretly thought:

Indeed, but facing someone like the host, it might be difficult to hold back.

The male finally wiped his eyes, but his expression was still a bit sleepy.

Even knowing that the male worms were mostly staged, Jiang Zhibei still couldn't help but blame himself.

He tried to divert the male's attention, so he talked about some serious topics: "Although the way the fourth prince may choose to frame is not clearly stated, after the discussion, I have secretly strengthened the vigilance of some important facilities. And in order to prevent The fourth prince suspects you, and I have found a good reason to arrange it, so please don't worry about it."

Only then did the male worm feel relieved. Just as he was about to say a few more words, Jiang Zhibei was slightly taken aback and looked at the door of the tent.After a while, he withdrew his gaze and smiled apologetically at Xiongchong: "Your Highness, can I talk to you here first? I have some things to deal with."

Through the virtual screen, the male worm also faintly heard the worm talking.Although he wanted to chat for a while, he also knew that Jiang Zhibei's mission was the most important, so the male worm obediently agreed and waited for Jiang Zhibei to hang up the call.

Jiang Zhibei didn't hang up immediately, but called him with a smile: "Your Highness."

The male worm looked at him suspiciously, facing a pair of sly and expectant eyes, and immediately understood the unfinished meaning of Jiang Zhibei's words.

The male insect maintained a calm expression, only the slightly red earlobes betrayed him: "I will miss you, and I will miss you many times, is it alright?"

Only then was Jiang Zhibei satisfied, and a soft smile appeared on his brows: "I will miss you too, every second."

The affection in his eyes was almost overflowing, the male worm couldn't hold it any longer, he pursed his lips, and hurriedly turned off the video communication.

It's a pity that Jiang Zhibei didn't continue to tease the male worm, but there were indeed worms waiting for him to deal with things outside, so he could only decide to watch the surveillance video of the villa after he finished his work.

Moreover, the male worm cannot be told about the fact that there is monitoring. What if he finds out that he sees all those unrestrained and disregarded behaviors, and becomes angry from embarrassment.

Out of the line of sight of the male worm, Jiang Zhibei would naturally no longer maintain such a lively smile.He put on his most proficient signature smile again, walked out of the tent, and saw a familiar worm as expected.

The male worm looks romantic and has an extraordinary temperament. He walks around the tent in a leisurely manner, smiling and nodding to the patrolling females from time to time.

Seeing Jiang Zhibei coming out, the male's eyes lit up, and he walked towards him, his smile deepened: "Lieutenant General Jiang, how is the battle going today?"

Jiang Zhibei's smile was still on his face, but his voice had subtly sank: "Thanks to the great prince's concern, the victory has been fruitful."

The male worm in front of him is obviously the current First Prince Xie Ting.

When Jiang Zhibei was ordered to lead the army to go out, Xie Ting and Xie Tang set off together as the commander and adjutant of the royal guard.As males, they naturally wouldn't fight in person, but stayed behind the troops to take charge of command and coordination.

Xie Tang and Jiang Zhibei have always been at odds. When they meet each other, Jiang Zhibei is even in a good mood, because he can usually say a few words that only Xie Tang understands very lightly, which makes him fall backwards.

But Xie Ting was different.

As an outstanding male insect, he has a very mysterious self-confidence, that is, all female insects will admire him, and those who do not show their admiration are just refusing to welcome him.

Naturally, Jiang Zhibei was also listed by him as one of those who wanted to refuse and welcome.

Xie Ting didn't quite understand Jiang Zhibei's yin and yang eccentricity, and he claimed to respect females, but he didn't know how to use hands and feet.Therefore, even if Jiang Zhibei wanted to tear his face, he couldn't even find a good excuse, so he could barely suppress his irritability and deal with him.

Xie Ting thought he was concealed, but he looked up and down the handsome and straight female in front of him presumptuously. His eyes turned around his tight and slender waist before he said meaningfully: "It can kill alien beasts for a long time. Not tired yet, really worthy of Lieutenant General Jiang, he has really good physical strength."

Jiang Zhibei: The fist is hardened.

The author has something to say:

Once again, this is a sweet article, you have to believe that the stupid author will not engage in sadomasochism, and the villain will not be too smart. (deep)

The reason why I am stuck here... is because I can't finish writing, oh QAQ!