Cannon fodder males chase their wives on green tea [Zerg]

When the male worm heard Jiang Zhibei's question, he froze for a moment: "Don't share your life with you?"

"Yeah." Jiang Zhibei's voice also lowered, and at this time the twilight was getting darker, and his outline gradually became unclear in the night, "Before you would share with me the flowers you planted, the newly replaced furniture... Why do you suddenly no longer share these captured beauties with me, but upload them to the star network? Am I not worthy of your sharing?"

Xie Lan: "..."

Xie Lan was heartbroken: "My wife, what's the matter with you! You don't know why I didn't share it with you! You can see for yourself what your replies are! You actually asked the question with confidence! I really will Slap your ass hard!"

010: [...the host calms down!This is your wife! 】

Even though he complained about his wife in his heart, on the surface Xie Lan continued to flirt with his wife.

The male insect opened its eyes wide in surprise, and then as if it was stimulated by something, the expression on its face was between shame and anger and speechlessness.He gave Jiang Zhibei a harmless look, walked straight into the house, and selectively ignored Jiang Zhibei's inquiry.

Jiang Zhibei was stunned for a moment, then quickly followed, feeling a little amused, he still deliberately continued to ask: "What's wrong with you?"

The male worm glared at him again, but Jiang Zhibei didn't feel offended at all, and even moved his fingers slightly, trying to relieve the slight itch in his heart.

But soon, the itching turned into throbbing pain.Jiang Zhibei's dark eyelashes drooped slightly, and he caressed his heart indiscriminately.

Afterwards, he heard the male worm say duplicity: "It's nothing, it's just that I suddenly don't feel like talking to you."

Although the facial expressions of the male worm fluctuate greatly, for some reason, it is not exaggerated when placed on his deep-lined face, but instead makes the onlookers feel his sincerity and innocence.

He's like a child who can't hide his expression, even if he tries to hide it, it's a little funny.

Jiang Zhibei smiled softly, and then pretended to be distressed: "Is it because I didn't do something well, so you don't want to communicate with me? If I did something wrong, please be sure to point it out to me If there is a problem, I will definitely try to improve it.”

The male worm stopped, and finally turned his head.With his back to the light orange light on the porch, Jiang Zhibei couldn't really see his expression, only knew that he was looking at and evaluating himself now, so he stopped and looked back with a sincere expression.

Perhaps because he was sure that Jiang Zhibei's words were sincere, the male insect said slowly, "...because you were perfunctory in replying to my message."

Jiang Zhibei didn't expect this answer, and was stunned for a moment: "Huh?"

The male became a little more confident: "Every time I send you a lot of pictures, it takes you a long time to reply me 'very beautiful thank you'! Then why should I post these to you? Post them on Xingwang, and other netizens will praise them when they see them. It’s been a long time for me, rainbow farts don’t have heavy samples!”

This is a completely unfamiliar field, Jiang Zhibei hesitated slightly: "...Is that so?"

"That's not it!" The male worm heard the hesitation in Jiang Zhibei's words, and his voice became louder. The whole worm exuded the breath of "I'm angry", and emphasized, "You are too perfunctory to me!"

Jiang Zhibei was dumbfounded, it turned out that the male worm thought so when he saw the message he replied.

But when I think about it carefully, my replies at that time were indeed in a business-like manner.After all, at that time, he probably didn't expect that one day he would feel annoyed because the male worm didn't send a message.

"I'm sorry I made you think this way..." Realizing that he seemed to always apologize in front of the male worms, Jiang Zhibei paused for a while, and finished speaking smoothly, "I have been replying to other zergs in this tone, I've gotten used to it, and I didn't expect it to make you feel perfunctory."

Xie Lan viciously exposed his wife's crimes in his heart: "Actually, you didn't bother to return to me at all!"

"I will learn how other Zergs reply, and I will seriously reply to every message from you in the future." Jiang Zhibei promised warmly, and asked again: "Is it just for this reason?"

He meant to ask Xie Lan if he had any other dissatisfaction.But the male worm obviously misunderstood, and looked at him incredulously, with a bit of grief and indignation: "So you don't think this reason is worth my anger, do you? Do you think I'm making trouble for no reason?"

010: 【...Host, you really look like that kind of object. 】

Xie Lan: "...Indeed, but very effective."

It does work.Jiang Zhibei looked at the male worm and said helplessly, "You misunderstood, that's not what I meant..."

Looking at the expression on the male worm's face, Jiang Zhibei's inexplicable intuition made Jiang Zhibei swallow the explanation behind, and he could only reassure: "I will never make the same mistakes again, please believe me."

Only then did the male worm show a satisfied expression, and walked into the room, which was considered to have uncovered the stubble.

Just as Jiang Zhibei breathed a sigh of relief, the male in front of him suddenly turned his head and didn't look at him, but asked awkwardly, "When you came back, did you eat it? If you haven't, I'll eat it." The meal is almost ready, we can eat together."

Before hearing the female's answer, he hurriedly added, as if he was afraid of being rejected: "If you have eaten it before, you don't need it!"

Jiang Zhibei's eyes froze slightly as he couldn't help recalling the nightmarish breakfast that day in his mind.

But right away, he readily agreed: "Then I will trouble you, I just haven't eaten yet."

In fact, the body of the female worm is quite strong, even if Xie Lan made some kind of biochemical food, eating it would not have a big impact on him.Moreover, the nutrient solution is not tasty, with a sticky and weird taste. Females usually only choose nutrient solution for the convenience and quickness of energy replenishment.

The reason why Jiang Zhibei walked away after only one sip last time was because he was not willing to wrong himself for the sake of the male.

As for the present... Even if the male worm brought out an unknown substance, he was already ready to eat it without leaving anything, and then gracefully gave the male worm his appreciation and affirmation.

After receiving Jiang Zhibei's affirmative reply, the male who was quietly pinching his shirt sleeve finally relaxed.

A bright smile appeared on his face: "Then I'll go to the restaurant to prepare first, and you rest first!"

After speaking, as if he was afraid that Jiang Zhibei would go back on his word, he turned around and quickly entered the restaurant quickly.

Jiang Zhibei, who was about to say that he was going to help too, only had time to raise his hand before the male worm disappeared.

He shook his head amusedly, and walked slowly back to his study.While the male was away, he reached out and unbuttoned the top two buttons of his military uniform, revealing his slender neck and fair chest.

If the male is there, he will see a strange device imprisoned on Jiang Zhibei's chest close to his heart.At this time, it was flashing red, and dark red blood flowed from the pipe connected to the end of the device, dripping into a long and narrow test tube inside the military uniform.

Jiang Zhibei glanced at the test tube, estimated its capacity, and then shut down the device.

The last drop of blood falls down the tube into the test tube.Jiang Zhibei exhaled lightly, quickly dismantled the device, skillfully stopped the bleeding, and sealed the test tube.

Even though she lost a lot of blood in a short period of time, the female worm's handsome eyebrows and eyes did not show any abnormalities, at most her face was a little pale.

Unexpectedly, just after coming back for a while, Cecil's device sensed the hormone fluctuations in his body and started to draw blood spontaneously.Jiang Zhibei thought blankly, he must tell Cecil when he returns to the military headquarters, so that his device can report in advance before it is put into operation.The sudden throbbing pain in his heart just now almost made him face the enemy reflexively, and he was almost about to reveal himself in front of the male.

After dealing with all this, Jiang Zhibei fastened the top button of his military uniform, and there was a light knock on the door of the study.

He opened the door of the study, and as expected, he saw the male standing outside the door wearing a small apron that didn't fit his figure. When he saw Jiang Zhibei open the door, his eyes shone brightly under the bright light, nervous and nervous. Ask expectantly: "Are you done?"

"Of course." Jiang Zhibei's facial expression returned to a gentle state again, he closed the door of the study with his backhand, and walked to the dining room with the male worm, "I'm looking forward to your craftsmanship."

The door of the dining room was ajar, and with the eyesight of a female insect, it could be clearly discerned that there was a different kind of light faintly revealing from the crack in the door.

Jiang Zhibei turned his face slightly in surprise, looked at the male insect, and saw that the tips of his ears half-hidden under his black hair were faintly red, as if he had guessed something, he stepped forward and pushed open the carved wooden door of the restaurant.

The restaurant did not turn on the lights, only on the gloomy wooden round table in the center stood a few white candles scattered high and low, emitting a hazy yellow halo in the darkness.In the corner, the classical record player that the male worm got from no one knew where it came from was slowly streaming soothing music.The silver knives and forks on the table have already been carefully prepared, just waiting for the dinner to appear.

The male worm carefully peeked at Jiang Zhibei, seeing that he didn't show any dissatisfaction with his design, so he thoughtfully stepped forward and pulled out a chair for him: "You sit first, and the home robot will come later." It will be served!"

Jiang Zhibei laughed, and sat down very naturally, with a lazy posture, and his raised eyebrows were covered with an ambiguous color by the candlelight: "Thank you so much."

Xie Lan watched the eyes of the black-haired female worm under the candlelight, and her Adam's apple rolled involuntarily.He averted his eyes in a little embarrassment, his ears were red, and he walked to the other side and sat down with his hands and feet. His back was straight, like a recruit waiting for an inspection.

It was obviously the venue set up by the male insects, but Jiang Zhibei looked like the aggressive dominant party.

The home robot quickly served today's dinner.To Jiang Zhibei's surprise, the male worm's craftsmanship has improved significantly.Although the meat steak of the star beast is slightly burnt on the fried side and raw on the other side, it can at least be eaten.

But remembering that the male worm in the surveillance video spends half of his time in the kitchen every day, it is understandable why his level can improve so quickly.

With apprehension on his face, the male worm whispered, "If it doesn't taste good, you don't have to force it..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw Jiang Zhibei gracefully pick up the knife and fork, cut up the steak, and put it in his mouth.

The female's eyelashes drooped, her bright red lips pressed against the fork, she paused indiscernibly, and then continued to chew.

He eats with a dignified posture, but the speed is unexpectedly fast. Before the male worm has time to be uneasy, Jiang Zhibei has already eaten the portion in front of him.

After eating, he looked at the untouched plate in front of the male with a look of unfinished business: "You only prepared these two meals, didn't you?"

The male was stunned, and after a while, he hurriedly pushed his dinner plate towards the north of Jiangzhi, his eyes sparkling: "Yes, if you like it, you can eat mine first, I'm not hungry yet!"

Jiang Zhibei was not too polite with him, and continued to eat. The candlelight dinner that had been carefully prepared turned out to be a situation where Jiang Zhibei ate and the males watched.

Xie Lan burst into tears in her heart: "Is my cooking really so good! My wife's food is delicious, I am so satisfied! I want to continue to feed my wife!"

010 always felt something was wrong, so he hesitated to speak out: [Host, is there a possibility that your wife is worried that you will get sick after eating the food you cook yourself, and she is too embarrassed to hurt your self-confidence, so she would rather eat it all by herself than dare to eat it? Let you eat it? 】

Xie Lan: "..."

Wow!He is really going to be angry!

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