Cannon fodder males chase their wives on green tea [Zerg]
Chapter 19 Hormones
Jiang Zhibei was calm. He looked at Cecil: "Report to me from the beginning."
Cecil yelled unconvinced: "Don't use the word report! I'm not your subordinate! Well, although you are indeed my only precious experimental subject, but... well, forget it!"
When he started to focus on scientific research, Cecil seemed to have changed into a different bug, and his eyebrows and eyes suddenly became sharper.
He turned on the optical brain, projected a virtual screen, and showed Jiang Zhibei his research process during this period: "The original purpose of our experiment was to find the reason why you have strange instincts such as possessiveness towards Xie Lan. Therefore, this paragraph For a long time, I have tried to use no less than twenty methods on you to stimulate the traditional instinct of the Zerg, even including inducing estrus and releasing male pheromones, but you also know..." The expression on his face is indescribable, " None worked."
Jiang Zhibei smiled slightly, his fox eyes slightly bent, although there was no expression of contempt, but for some reason, Cecil felt that he was full of contempt: "Do you need to say that?"
Has he been inspired by that special instinct that he can't detect?
Cecil coughed without embarrassment, swipe on the virtual screen, and showed a very smug smile: "But it is unintentional, fortunately you are sampling continuously for 24 hours in the laboratory, so even a slight excitation Instinct has also been detected by my precious instrument!"
Jiang Zhibei looked at the virtual screen, and the information on it clearly recorded that within a certain period of time, traces of new hormones were detected in Jiang Zhibei's body.Although it is quickly metabolized by the female's body, it still leaves a trace.
Cecil leaned closer to his friend treacherously: "Do you want to know when this happened?"
"..." Jiang Zhibei pushed him away with a cold face: "I don't want to."
"It's useless if you don't want to!" Cecil announced loudly, "It's all because you peeped at Xie Lan through the surveillance... Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
Jiang Zhibei showed a rare expression that almost became angry from embarrassment. He quickly stretched out his hand to choke Cecil's mouth, and threatened him with gloomy eyes: "Try to say another word?" !
Cecil's glasses dangled precariously from his nose, and he raised his hands with difficulty in surrender.
Only then did Jiang Zhibei let go of his face, and took out a handkerchief to wipe his hands in disgust.Cecil clutched his pinched red cheeks, and could only secretly stare at his thin-skinned friend a few times before skipping the topic: "Anyway, it's that time, your body will automatically secrete this hormone You must have that instinct yourself, but judging from the hormone level, it should be a relatively mild reaction, and it will not particularly arouse your idea."
"In the past few days, the secretion of hormones has been very low. I didn't realize that you had produced new hormones at first. The next one is the highlight!"
Cecil called up a line chart of hormones, and pointed his finger viciously at the peak of the world: "Think about it yourself, what did you do during this time period, my baby, because a large amount of unknown substances were detected, They all called the police! I almost asked you if you were poisoned!"
Jiang Zhibei looked at the time dumbfounded, it was the night when the male staggered back.
In order to track the hormone levels in his body in real time, Jiang Zhibei had been wearing a detector that night. Unexpectedly, by mistake, Cecil was able to monitor the instinct that was surging like a tide that night.
Cecil stared closely at Jiang Zhibei's face, trying to get clues of gossip from his face, but Jiang Zhibei's expression management at critical moments was quite in place, and his face was calm. He looked at it for a long time and still didn't see anything. I can only draw conclusions reluctantly: "In short, once you have mood swings related to Xie Lan, your body will spontaneously produce this hormone. At present, I don't know whether this hormone can only be produced by you, or Females can generally be produced, but I prefer that all females can produce, but the conditions for production are relatively harsh."
The conditions are indeed harsh.Jiang Zhibei casually thought, if the Zerg had a second male like Xie Lan, maybe other females would produce this hormone.
"I'm still researching the specific role of this hormone." Speaking of research, Cecil's eyes began to sparkle again, "At present, it should be the incentive to stimulate your new instinct, but its ability It’s more than that. Judging from the performance in the experiment, this hormone is beneficial to the female’s physical and mental strength, but I still need more data to confirm.”
Jiang Zhibei's light brain received a message. He glanced at it, then applauded perfunctorily twice as a sign of encouragement, and stood up: "Come on, the next star of the empire to change the fate of the Zerg is you. If you have nothing to do, continue." Experiment, I'll go first."
Cecil was almost annoyed with his friend's attitude: "Didn't you take the initiative to let me study your new instinct! Look, is this the attitude you should have towards the benefactor who has helped you a lot!"
Jiang Zhibei paused, and Cecil put on a defensive posture reflexively, only to see the black-haired female opposite him cast a half-smile look at him, and then said slowly: "Then I don't want to continue now. After research, would you like to stop the experiment?"
Cecil was immediately caught in the weak spot, after all, the only precious experimental subject who can release this hormone is Jiang Zhibei.If the other party doesn't want to continue the experiment, then he has nothing to do.
After recognizing his current position, Cecil was able to bend and stretch, and immediately raised a bright smile, and stood up to help him open the door: "Dear Jiang, have a good journey~"
Jiang Zhibei glanced lightly at his friend, brushed shoulders and walked out, turned his head inadvertently when turning, and caught Cecil who was secretly poking at him.
Cecil: "..."
You will bully me, won't you!Have the ability to toss your male worms!
****************
Back in his office, Xu An was already waiting by the side.Seeing his boss coming, he hurriedly stood up and saluted: "Lieutenant General!"
After Jiang Zhibei returned the salute, he sat back in his office chair, and casually signaled his subordinates to sit down as well, with a careless gesture, but with an inexplicably charming elegance: "What's the matter?"
Xu An didn't waste any more time, and hurriedly said: "Today, a video suddenly went viral on Xingwang. It's about His Highness Fifth!"
The smile on Jiang Zhibei's lips froze, and he looked at Xu An: "What video?"
Xu An sent the video link to Jiang Zhibei, then bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "I was careless, I ignored the possibility that the Fifth Highness might be secretly photographed on the way to the Blackbird Bar, and there was no post-mortem inspection."
Jiang Zhibei looked down at the light brain. This video was posted on the most trafficked video site in the entire empire. The name is very eye-catching: "I bet you've never seen such a handsome male!" "
Click to see, the candid photographer obviously took the photo from a distance with an optical brain, and the picture quality is quite good, but the screen shakes a few times from time to time.
The male in the center of the video is tall and slender, with soft black hair, being stopped by a strong military female to say something.
Although most of the time, his side face was barely captured, but in one shot, the male seemed to have noticed something, and cast a glance in this direction from afar.Immediately, the camera fell head-down to the ground, and it took a long time to pick it up in a hurry.
Although it was just a glimpse, for a female with excellent eyesight, it was enough to see how crazy the male's appearance was.
Jiang Zhibei's face darkened visibly with the naked eye, and he said in a deep voice, "Did you find the bug that took the sneak shot?"
Xu An hurriedly said: "We have locked the IP, and we will find it right away. Judging from the IP, it should be a little female with no background. It is unlikely that there is a special purpose for the video recorded after seeing His Royal Highness the Fifth Prince. .”
Jiang Zhibei let out an "um", but his face didn't improve.He slid down and clicked into the comment area.
As he expected, the comment area was also filled with a lot of violent words from female insects.
"A lot of money to ask for contact information! Is the appearance of this male insect real!"
"I am willing to be his female slave! As long as you look at this face, you can abuse me in any way!"
Seeing that the general in his family was really angry, Xu An hurriedly remedied: "The lieutenant general can continue to read the comments." These female insects licking the screen are not the point!
Jiang Zhibei did as he said, and slid down for a while, a comment appeared: "Let's go, let's go, I'm here, this male worm said that it already has a female king, and it will never marry another female attendant. "
Immediately, the comments changed direction.
"Seriously? This speech reminds me of the male who chased Lieutenant General Jiang back then."
"Same upstairs, he wouldn't be that kind of particularly disgusting male, right? Pointing to the one with the one on the mouth and the other behind."
"Jiayi, that male worm is really disgusting. Could it be the same trick? It doesn't matter how beautiful it is."
Xu An secretly read these speeches out of the corner of his eye in fear, wondering if you guys know who this male is!He is the hero of Lieutenant General Jiang!
But when Jiang Zhibei looked at these comments, he showed no further signs of anger, which made Xu An breath a sigh of relief.
After Jiang Zhibei knew that the male had once said "never marry another female" in public, his mood brightened a lot, because only he knew what the male's nature was, and whether he was sincere or not when he said this. pretend.
Although as long as he is still alive, Xie Lan has no possibility of finding other females, but the males can spontaneously make such a promise without being forced, which is naturally much better than threatening him to make a promise, and it is a great satisfaction. Jiang Zhibei's possessiveness.
As for the females who were suspicious of males because of this... Jiang Zhibei narrowed his eyes slightly, wouldn't it be better?They saw that Xie Lan was handsome, so they wanted to get his idea.
Jiang Zhibei turned off the video, and ordered lightly: "Find some sailors and spread the news that Xie Lan is the Fifth Highness of the royal family and my hero."
Xu An silently looked at the boss who showed his possessiveness calmly, and really wanted to shake him back and forth: I know that when you got married, you agreed that you would not interfere with each other in three chapters!That's not the case now, is it?
But of course he didn't dare, and instead took the order directly, and asked another question: "But Lieutenant General, if there is no accident, this video should also be seen by the royal family."
The reason why the royal family proposed the marriage was to use Xie Lan to try to control Jiang Zhibei.But Xie Lan not only failed to play a controlling role, but even expressed his single-mindedness in public places, it was hard not to let the royal family think too much.
Jiang Zhibei frowned in thought, and said after a while: "Then they should take action soon, and there is a high probability that they will find a way to meet Xie Lan offline. Thank you for a while, stay on standby near my house, follow and protect him at any time .”
Xu An naturally knew who the lieutenant general was referring to, and he gave a solemn military salute: "Yes!"
Cecil yelled unconvinced: "Don't use the word report! I'm not your subordinate! Well, although you are indeed my only precious experimental subject, but... well, forget it!"
When he started to focus on scientific research, Cecil seemed to have changed into a different bug, and his eyebrows and eyes suddenly became sharper.
He turned on the optical brain, projected a virtual screen, and showed Jiang Zhibei his research process during this period: "The original purpose of our experiment was to find the reason why you have strange instincts such as possessiveness towards Xie Lan. Therefore, this paragraph For a long time, I have tried to use no less than twenty methods on you to stimulate the traditional instinct of the Zerg, even including inducing estrus and releasing male pheromones, but you also know..." The expression on his face is indescribable, " None worked."
Jiang Zhibei smiled slightly, his fox eyes slightly bent, although there was no expression of contempt, but for some reason, Cecil felt that he was full of contempt: "Do you need to say that?"
Has he been inspired by that special instinct that he can't detect?
Cecil coughed without embarrassment, swipe on the virtual screen, and showed a very smug smile: "But it is unintentional, fortunately you are sampling continuously for 24 hours in the laboratory, so even a slight excitation Instinct has also been detected by my precious instrument!"
Jiang Zhibei looked at the virtual screen, and the information on it clearly recorded that within a certain period of time, traces of new hormones were detected in Jiang Zhibei's body.Although it is quickly metabolized by the female's body, it still leaves a trace.
Cecil leaned closer to his friend treacherously: "Do you want to know when this happened?"
"..." Jiang Zhibei pushed him away with a cold face: "I don't want to."
"It's useless if you don't want to!" Cecil announced loudly, "It's all because you peeped at Xie Lan through the surveillance... Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
Jiang Zhibei showed a rare expression that almost became angry from embarrassment. He quickly stretched out his hand to choke Cecil's mouth, and threatened him with gloomy eyes: "Try to say another word?" !
Cecil's glasses dangled precariously from his nose, and he raised his hands with difficulty in surrender.
Only then did Jiang Zhibei let go of his face, and took out a handkerchief to wipe his hands in disgust.Cecil clutched his pinched red cheeks, and could only secretly stare at his thin-skinned friend a few times before skipping the topic: "Anyway, it's that time, your body will automatically secrete this hormone You must have that instinct yourself, but judging from the hormone level, it should be a relatively mild reaction, and it will not particularly arouse your idea."
"In the past few days, the secretion of hormones has been very low. I didn't realize that you had produced new hormones at first. The next one is the highlight!"
Cecil called up a line chart of hormones, and pointed his finger viciously at the peak of the world: "Think about it yourself, what did you do during this time period, my baby, because a large amount of unknown substances were detected, They all called the police! I almost asked you if you were poisoned!"
Jiang Zhibei looked at the time dumbfounded, it was the night when the male staggered back.
In order to track the hormone levels in his body in real time, Jiang Zhibei had been wearing a detector that night. Unexpectedly, by mistake, Cecil was able to monitor the instinct that was surging like a tide that night.
Cecil stared closely at Jiang Zhibei's face, trying to get clues of gossip from his face, but Jiang Zhibei's expression management at critical moments was quite in place, and his face was calm. He looked at it for a long time and still didn't see anything. I can only draw conclusions reluctantly: "In short, once you have mood swings related to Xie Lan, your body will spontaneously produce this hormone. At present, I don't know whether this hormone can only be produced by you, or Females can generally be produced, but I prefer that all females can produce, but the conditions for production are relatively harsh."
The conditions are indeed harsh.Jiang Zhibei casually thought, if the Zerg had a second male like Xie Lan, maybe other females would produce this hormone.
"I'm still researching the specific role of this hormone." Speaking of research, Cecil's eyes began to sparkle again, "At present, it should be the incentive to stimulate your new instinct, but its ability It’s more than that. Judging from the performance in the experiment, this hormone is beneficial to the female’s physical and mental strength, but I still need more data to confirm.”
Jiang Zhibei's light brain received a message. He glanced at it, then applauded perfunctorily twice as a sign of encouragement, and stood up: "Come on, the next star of the empire to change the fate of the Zerg is you. If you have nothing to do, continue." Experiment, I'll go first."
Cecil was almost annoyed with his friend's attitude: "Didn't you take the initiative to let me study your new instinct! Look, is this the attitude you should have towards the benefactor who has helped you a lot!"
Jiang Zhibei paused, and Cecil put on a defensive posture reflexively, only to see the black-haired female opposite him cast a half-smile look at him, and then said slowly: "Then I don't want to continue now. After research, would you like to stop the experiment?"
Cecil was immediately caught in the weak spot, after all, the only precious experimental subject who can release this hormone is Jiang Zhibei.If the other party doesn't want to continue the experiment, then he has nothing to do.
After recognizing his current position, Cecil was able to bend and stretch, and immediately raised a bright smile, and stood up to help him open the door: "Dear Jiang, have a good journey~"
Jiang Zhibei glanced lightly at his friend, brushed shoulders and walked out, turned his head inadvertently when turning, and caught Cecil who was secretly poking at him.
Cecil: "..."
You will bully me, won't you!Have the ability to toss your male worms!
****************
Back in his office, Xu An was already waiting by the side.Seeing his boss coming, he hurriedly stood up and saluted: "Lieutenant General!"
After Jiang Zhibei returned the salute, he sat back in his office chair, and casually signaled his subordinates to sit down as well, with a careless gesture, but with an inexplicably charming elegance: "What's the matter?"
Xu An didn't waste any more time, and hurriedly said: "Today, a video suddenly went viral on Xingwang. It's about His Highness Fifth!"
The smile on Jiang Zhibei's lips froze, and he looked at Xu An: "What video?"
Xu An sent the video link to Jiang Zhibei, then bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "I was careless, I ignored the possibility that the Fifth Highness might be secretly photographed on the way to the Blackbird Bar, and there was no post-mortem inspection."
Jiang Zhibei looked down at the light brain. This video was posted on the most trafficked video site in the entire empire. The name is very eye-catching: "I bet you've never seen such a handsome male!" "
Click to see, the candid photographer obviously took the photo from a distance with an optical brain, and the picture quality is quite good, but the screen shakes a few times from time to time.
The male in the center of the video is tall and slender, with soft black hair, being stopped by a strong military female to say something.
Although most of the time, his side face was barely captured, but in one shot, the male seemed to have noticed something, and cast a glance in this direction from afar.Immediately, the camera fell head-down to the ground, and it took a long time to pick it up in a hurry.
Although it was just a glimpse, for a female with excellent eyesight, it was enough to see how crazy the male's appearance was.
Jiang Zhibei's face darkened visibly with the naked eye, and he said in a deep voice, "Did you find the bug that took the sneak shot?"
Xu An hurriedly said: "We have locked the IP, and we will find it right away. Judging from the IP, it should be a little female with no background. It is unlikely that there is a special purpose for the video recorded after seeing His Royal Highness the Fifth Prince. .”
Jiang Zhibei let out an "um", but his face didn't improve.He slid down and clicked into the comment area.
As he expected, the comment area was also filled with a lot of violent words from female insects.
"A lot of money to ask for contact information! Is the appearance of this male insect real!"
"I am willing to be his female slave! As long as you look at this face, you can abuse me in any way!"
Seeing that the general in his family was really angry, Xu An hurriedly remedied: "The lieutenant general can continue to read the comments." These female insects licking the screen are not the point!
Jiang Zhibei did as he said, and slid down for a while, a comment appeared: "Let's go, let's go, I'm here, this male worm said that it already has a female king, and it will never marry another female attendant. "
Immediately, the comments changed direction.
"Seriously? This speech reminds me of the male who chased Lieutenant General Jiang back then."
"Same upstairs, he wouldn't be that kind of particularly disgusting male, right? Pointing to the one with the one on the mouth and the other behind."
"Jiayi, that male worm is really disgusting. Could it be the same trick? It doesn't matter how beautiful it is."
Xu An secretly read these speeches out of the corner of his eye in fear, wondering if you guys know who this male is!He is the hero of Lieutenant General Jiang!
But when Jiang Zhibei looked at these comments, he showed no further signs of anger, which made Xu An breath a sigh of relief.
After Jiang Zhibei knew that the male had once said "never marry another female" in public, his mood brightened a lot, because only he knew what the male's nature was, and whether he was sincere or not when he said this. pretend.
Although as long as he is still alive, Xie Lan has no possibility of finding other females, but the males can spontaneously make such a promise without being forced, which is naturally much better than threatening him to make a promise, and it is a great satisfaction. Jiang Zhibei's possessiveness.
As for the females who were suspicious of males because of this... Jiang Zhibei narrowed his eyes slightly, wouldn't it be better?They saw that Xie Lan was handsome, so they wanted to get his idea.
Jiang Zhibei turned off the video, and ordered lightly: "Find some sailors and spread the news that Xie Lan is the Fifth Highness of the royal family and my hero."
Xu An silently looked at the boss who showed his possessiveness calmly, and really wanted to shake him back and forth: I know that when you got married, you agreed that you would not interfere with each other in three chapters!That's not the case now, is it?
But of course he didn't dare, and instead took the order directly, and asked another question: "But Lieutenant General, if there is no accident, this video should also be seen by the royal family."
The reason why the royal family proposed the marriage was to use Xie Lan to try to control Jiang Zhibei.But Xie Lan not only failed to play a controlling role, but even expressed his single-mindedness in public places, it was hard not to let the royal family think too much.
Jiang Zhibei frowned in thought, and said after a while: "Then they should take action soon, and there is a high probability that they will find a way to meet Xie Lan offline. Thank you for a while, stay on standby near my house, follow and protect him at any time .”
Xu An naturally knew who the lieutenant general was referring to, and he gave a solemn military salute: "Yes!"
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