Chi You, your panda is hanging on the tree again!

Aunt Shen felt that there seemed to be a lot more... crows in the courtyard these days?

Especially on that ginkgo tree, four or five crows lined up on a branch, looking straight into the opposite window.

Aunt Shen looked up at the noisy crows with a vegetable basket on her shoulders, feeling a little worried.

"Don't let it be that you have suffered some bad luck recently."

For more than ten days in a row, there were more and more crows, and some even flew into the house and hovered for a long time.

But at this time, the sleeping panda lying on the ground curled up into a ball didn't know that two crows were standing behind its buttocks and plucking its fur.

After a long time, the panda woke up and scratched its butt with its paw, feeling a little pain for no reason.

Forget it, forget it.

The panda rolled on the ground, opened its mouth and let out a big yawn, then got up to watch cartoons.

Two days ago, Fourth Master You spent four or five hours teaching him how to use the TV.Except for eating, the little boy almost never left the house.

Ever since Fourth Master You knew that it was You Chaozhong's idea that You Qianliang brought the cub to school, he didn't know what Fourth Master You said to You Chaozhong.

Anyway, You Chaozhong never mentioned the matter of letting You Qianliang take the cub to school.And You Qianliang had no reason to come to the compound.It's just that, after all, that thing is still with the brat, he really couldn't let it go, so he bit the bullet and came a few more times under the guise of visiting You Chaozhong.But he never saw the cub once.And You Chaozhong didn't bother to receive him, and left after sitting for a while.

The little brat's blue and white porcelain vases are almost full, so many that he can't count them.

Maybe it was too firm to press it inside before. Today, when the boy was going to count the money, he kept pouring it out cleanly, so that Mr. You, who came out of the bathroom, just watched that was taken back by him with more than 4000 million yuan. The blue and white porcelain vase of the official kiln was smashed by the little boy.

Seeing Fourth Master You looking at him all the time, the little brat sat on the ground and frowned, asking, "Why are you looking at me?"

Fourth Master You: "...it's okay."

The little boy pouted and started counting the money again.

If the little boy before can count to ten, (ignoring the "two" that can't be corrected at all, and the derived ten, twenty, etc.) these days, the learning ability of the little boy can be regarded as It has advanced by leaps and bounds, and now it can count to fifty or more.

Counting money makes people progress.

But it seems to have reached the limit, and the money is too much to count.

"Big bird!"

Fourth Master You went over to count the money for the little boy without complaint.

"One, two, two, three,... eleven, ten, twelve, thirteen... one hundred and one, one hundred and two, one hundred and two,... 120 four."

The little boy looked at Fourth Master You with big bright eyes.

Fourth Master You sorted out the money for the boy, and said, "Now it's [-], and I've earned more than half of it."

Little boy: "Really!"

Fourth Master You rubbed his head: "Mmm..."

Watching the little boy rummaging through boxes and cabinets looking for money.In the end, Fourth Master You watched helplessly as the little boy fell in love with the olive vase with pastel enamel bat peach longevity pattern from Yongzheng official kiln in Qing Dynasty.

If this tossing continues, when the brat makes up [-], he will have to throw in another [-]-[-] million.

Fourth Master You pulled the little boy who was holding the bottle into his arms, and taught him carefully.

"Can I save money in your phone for you? Huh?"

The little boy flapped his eyelashes and asked, "How do I save it?"

In the end, it took nearly two hours for Fourth Master You to finally let the boy understand that the money was put into the phone.

The boy seemed to have remembered something, and asked, "Isn't this phone broken?"

Fourth Master You: "...It's fixed."

The kid believed it right away.

Fourth Master You generously said again: "Before you buy your new mobile phone, this mobile phone will be used by you first."

The little boy looked at the deposit number on the phone, nodded his chin, and said "um", and then moved his feet, and the Qing Yongzheng Palace kiln pastel bat peach longevity pattern olive bottle just slipped down the quilt.

Fourth Master You, who was kneading the cub's waist, paused with his hands after a crisp cracking sound, looking at the more than 4000 million broken into pieces on the ground.

While bathing the little boy, Fourth Master You noticed something was wrong.

"Why is your butt so red?"

The little boy was sitting in the bath playing with bubbles, pouted his little butt.But he didn't see anything, so he just shook his head and grabbed it a few times.

"I do not know either."

Fourth Master You pulled him back and rubbed him for him.

"Does it hurt?"

"Well, it hurts when I wake up today."

Fourth Master You thought the little boy had knocked somewhere, so he didn't care, and washed him inside and out.Then wrapped it up and carried him to the bed, planning to rub some medicine on him.

Seeing that the ivory white butt was stained a little red, Fourth Master You smiled inexplicably.

"Did you fall from a tree today?"

The boy pouted, "No, I didn't climb a tree today."

After melting the ointment in the palm of his hand, Fourth Master You gently put the palm of his hand on his buttocks and kneaded it.

The slightly cool touch made the little boy hum comfortably, the upper and lower eyelashes intertwined and then gently separated, making Fourth Master You's heart tremble involuntarily.

After rubbing the medicine away, Fourth Master You raised his hand and slapped his buttocks in a moderate way, in order to drive away the hot feeling in his heart.

"stand up!"

The little cub glared at him ferociously, and then got up clutching his buttocks.

Fourth Master You looked at his bare legs and the places exposed by the little boy's movements, and asked inexplicably, "How old are you?"

After asking, I felt that it was useless to ask, how old is he, I am afraid that I am the only one who knows in this world.

If the panda is a teenager before the age of five, the cub was less than four years old when his soul disappeared. According to the conversion of human life span, it should be fifteen or sixteen years old.

It's just that he doesn't understand, it doesn't matter if this kid doesn't grow up, how did he become so small after evolution?

After all, this brat could also be ridden into the battlefield by him back then.

If you want to talk about why he rode this thing on the battlefield back then...

Back then, this brat...although his brain was not very good, and he didn't look mighty, but he was still quite strong. Before he went to the battlefield, he performed a set of unarmed saplings in front of him, and then looked at him eagerly.

then……

As soon as Chi You's heart softened, he took it with him.

It's just that he didn't expect that the battle of chasing the deer would be his burial place.

The little boy hadn't gotten up yet, but Fourth Master You stretched out his hand to pick him up and held him in his arms, and started measuring from the bottom of the little boy's feet with his hand.

He's not too small, so why does he look like a child? It just makes people feel a little bit guilty.

Pinching the little boy's face, Fourth Master You frowned and analyzed his facial features all over.

"Can you pretend to be less cute?"

The little boy was stunned.

Fourth Master You didn't know what to say.

"Just... Don't be so innocent in your eyes, don't pout your mouth, and..." Fourth Master You poked his soft face, "Tighten your face a little bit, and mature a bit."

The boy's upper eyelids drooped a little, looking at Fourth Master You as if looking at an idiot.

Fourth Master You: "..."

He pressed his fingers on the boy's forehead, and Fourth Master You angrily stretched his hand between the boy's legs, holding his delicate and beautiful little thing.

"How about we do something comfortable?"

The strange feeling of the little boy came again, his legs were rubbing, and the tender meat at the root of his thigh was clamping Fourth Master You's hand.

"Let, let go—"

Fourth Master You lowered his head and bit his neck while pleasing his little things.

The little boy's breathing gradually became disordered, his resistance gradually turned into obedience, his cheeks flushed, his hands grasped Fourth Master You's arm helplessly, and his toes ripped out the folds of the bed sheet.

In less than 5 minutes, the little boy was released into Fourth Master You's hands.

Before the little boy could recover from the lingering rhyme, Fourth Master You's hand gradually reached behind him, but the tightness there couldn't even be penetrated by a finger.

so that...

The little brat, who had regained his composure, began to struggle in his arms, but Fourth Master You's middle finger, who had been treating him tenderly, inadvertently intruded under his struggle.

"It hurts!! Woooooooo... It hurts!!"

Before he could be comforted, the self-reliant cub escaped from his arms when he lost his mind, and fled under the bed and huddled in a corner, his frightened appearance made a frightened little beast.

Fourth Master You moved his hot middle finger, and finally all five fingers were held in the palm of his hand.

Walking towards Xiao Zaizi, Xiao Zaizi looked at him with teary eyes, trembling, vigilant and frightened, as if a fierce beast was in front of him.

"You, woo woo...you bully me again!! woo woo...bad, bad guy!"

Fourth Master You: "...I just...wasn't..."

In the end, Fourth Master You finally hugged the little brat who was punching and kicking him into his arms. He coaxed everything he could, and admitted all his mistakes. It took nearly two hours for the brat to calm down.

"You said you were wrong!"

Fourth Master You: "...I was wrong."

"Don't bully me like this next time!"

Fourth Master You: "...can we talk about it next time?"

Hearing this, the little boy started scratching and crying again and again, "Woooo...I don't want you anymore, I want to run away from home!! Woooo..."

Fourth Master You: "Okay!! Don't bully you like this next time, okay?!"

The little boy sniffed and quieted down, but the tears were still falling.

"Liar is a puppy!"

Fourth Master You: "...um."

It seems that this kind of thing still has to be done step by step.

"Liar is a puppy!"

"Um……"

Today's drive is not good, and I still have to find a way to make this kid forget about today's situation.

"Liar is a puppy!"

"Um……"

Fourth Master You hugged the little boy tightly, carefully thinking about his future plans.

"Liar is a puppy!"

"Well, come on, put on your pajamas first, shall we go to bed?"

The little boy who was lying down rubbed the tears in his eyes, and he insisted not to let Fourth Master You hold him. Fourth Master You had to wait for 5 minutes, and only picked him into his arms when the boy was fast asleep.

I really do want to get married.

Let's go and get another ID card for the kid another day.

The next day, the first thing the kid did when he woke up was to cover his butt, and the second thing was to grab Fourth Master You's face.

Fourth Master You, who had already woken up, kneaded his handsome face for a while as if he was venting, and then "woke up" and grabbed his little hand and put it on his lips for a kiss.

Fourth Master You: "My face seems to hurt a little."

The boy dodged his eyes, "Then, then I'll show you."

Fourth Master You stretched out his face.

The boy blew on him, and then sneezed all over Fourth Master You's face.

After breakfast, Fourth Master You hugged the cub in the living room as if nobody was there for a long time before leaving, which made You Chaozhong feel ashamed.

Seeing that the boy was about to go upstairs again, You Chaozhong directly stopped him with a cane.

"grandfather……"

You Chaozhong looked at his clear little face, and his heart softened a lot.

Pulling the little boy to sit on the sofa, You Chaozhong followed the instructions.

"My grandson, do you know what you can do and what you can't do?"

The little boy shook his head.

You Chaozhong really couldn't say it.

"Just, just now..." You Chaozhong pointed to his lips, "This is something that people should know."

The little boy looked at him and asked, "Then what if we kiss?"

You Chaozhong stretched out his slap, but after thinking for a while, he turned his slap into a fist again, and slapped twice in the air demonstratively, saying: "If you are kissing, you should slap back, and don't let him kiss. Of course, you can't slap too hard. I'm going to beat you hard!"

The little boy nodded ignorantly.

You Chaozhong: "Do you really understand?"

Little boy: "I don't understand..."

You Chaozhong pointed to his chest, "Come on, give me a try on my chest."

The little brat looked at his fist, then at You Chaozhong in front of him, but put both hands behind his back, and said, "Understood..."

You Chaozhong saw that the little boy didn't seem to have any strength, so he was relieved.

Liu Qiao stayed in the courtyard for half a month, but she didn't say a word to the boy.And for a while, Knife didn't know because he didn't come over for anything, so that there was no one to help the little boy dig a hole.

A few crows have been hovering in the sky, and they don't know what they are waiting for.

Aunt Shen chased them away again and again, but one came after another, making a lot of noise.

It's almost winter, isn't the crow busy building a nest for the winter?I have to toss here.

After digging the hole, the little boy went to sleep in the house again, still turning into a panda in a very difficult yoga pose.I just don't know what's wrong, I didn't sleep very comfortably.

ass hurts...

After the little cub took a nap, the big yard became a lot quieter, and the crows also flew away.

Aunt Shen accidentally saw something like cotton wool in the mouth of the crow, and didn't think much about it.I just think that this crow has started to do something serious.

Be noisy, let's be noisy, crows are also life, don't freeze to death in winter.

These days, Fourth Master You felt more and more wrong.Because almost every day when I come back, the buttocks of the little boy are red, and there are no traces elsewhere, which is really unusual.

"You really didn't climb a tree?"

The cub nodded.

After rubbing the medicine on the little boy again, Fourth Master You had to take it to heart this time.

I asked Tailor Liu and Aunt Shen, and even You Chaozhong, and they all said that they didn't see where the little boy knocked because of climbing up and down.

Liu Qiao hid behind Tailor Liu and didn't dare to look up from the beginning to the end.

Seeing that Fourth Master You's gaze fell on his granddaughter, Tailor Liu felt guilty for a while, and at the same time felt a chill run down his spine, for fear that he knew something.

Fourth Master You didn't ask too much.

After You Siye left, You Chaozhong and Liu Tailor tacitly pushed Liu Qiao out of the courtyard. You Chaozhong stuffed Liu Tailor with three 500 yuan and asked him to send him away, but Liu Tailor didn't have anything. After saying that, he put the money in his pocket and took his granddaughter to the train station to buy a train ticket.

Liu Qiao had just been sent away, and after being tossed about by Ruan Jianmin's affairs for a while, she remembered about the little boy, and rode a motorcycle to the compound.

Ruan Jianmin, who couldn't find his son, was lucky. At home, he ran into Huizi who was looking for Daozi, and heard "big courtyard" from the conversation between Huizi and Daozi.

Knowing his son's whereabouts, Ruan Jianmin was relieved, wrapped the two thousand dollars he earned in the plastic bag and hid it away, then rubbed his hands and poured Huizi a glass of water.

Huizi was an acquaintance, and asked: "Uncle, when did you come out? Dao didn't tell the brothers. If I knew it, I would have pooled some money with the brothers to celebrate with you."

Ruan Jianmin's hand holding the cup trembled after hearing this, and asked, "Celebrate? What are you celebrating?"

Huizi was a little confused, "Of course it's to celebrate your release from prison!"

Ruan Jianmin put down the water, rubbed his trembling hands together, and asked, "Did the knife tell you about my imprisonment?"

Huizi: "I said it, it's not a big deal, isn't it?"

Ruan Jianmin smiled, a bit sad and ugly, "I thought Knife felt ashamed of this, and told people that his father died a long time ago."

After hearing this, Huizi gulped down a mouthful of water.

"Uncle, how can it be, the knife is not this kind of person, is it?"

Huizi looked at Ruan Jianmin, felt sour, and said a few hypocritical words.

"Uncle, Daozi was not very old when he came here, and I knew him back then. He can stay in this city all the time, isn't it because he is afraid that you won't be able to find him after you come out?

Although the knife didn't tell the brothers about you.But I know, no matter what you have done before, you dad, you want to recognize the knife. "

After Huizi left, Ruan Jianmin rubbed his face. It was the first time since he was released from prison that he cried.

But the last time my son was so emotional after he knew that he was going to jail to tell that man, it might be because he was really afraid that his boyfriend would dislike him.

Thinking of this, Ruan Jianmin also began to feel a little scared.

What if the son's boyfriend really broke up with his son because of him?

When Knife went to the compound today, he happened to meet Fourth Master You who came back, so he hurriedly told You Chaozhong and Tailor Liu that they planned to sell the boy.

After hearing this, Fourth Master You remembered the girl who was hiding behind Tailor Liu that day, his eyes turned cold, and he was so frightened that the knife did not dare to follow into the courtyard.

In the courtyard...

You Chaozhong sat on the sofa with a guilty face, looking at his grandson in front of him.

"Xiao Xiao, you mean that girl? Well, it's not that your grandpa Liu felt bored, so he took over the granddaughter from his hometown. But your grandpa Liu has already sent her away, what's wrong?"

Oh shit!Tailor Liu came up with his own idea, but something happened now.But let him bear it by himself, pretending to be sick in the house by himself, the old guy does all kinds of immoral things!

You Chaozhong tried his best to pretend to be open-minded, but his hand on crutches began to tremble.

Fourth Master You looked at him, his slightly narrowed eyes turned cold.

When Fourth Master You turned around and went upstairs, You Chaozhong went to Tailor Liu's room with a cane in his hand, and pointed a stick at the bed.

I came back early today, and the panda who was taking a nap has not yet woken up, lying on the ground in a soft ball.

Fourth Master You walked forward and picked him up, but just as he was about to put him on the bed, the little boy woke up.

"Hey..."

Hugging into Fourth Master You's arms, the panda that hadn't slept enough opened and closed its eyes again, as if it wanted to sleep for a while.

Fourth Master You put it on the bed, but when he took his hand away, he found...

Why is the hair on this bastard's butt so sparse.And there are still a few strands of hair that have obviously fallen out that are still attached to his buttocks.

Hair removal?

But even if it's hair removal, it's not just picking up the hair on the butt, right?

Fourth Master You woke up the little boy, and the dazed little boy scratched his ass.

When the cub woke up completely, Fourth Master You took a look at the hair on its buttocks, and there was a big red spot on it.

Originally, it was because the situation on the brat's buttocks became more and more serious in the past two days.So I was a little worried and came back as soon as possible.Seeing the hair on the boy's butt now, Fourth Master You vaguely understood.

Could it be that the brat caught it himself?

But his son didn't have this problem before.

After touching the little boy's sparsely furred buttocks again, Fourth Master You frowned and ordered: "Change back!"

The panda turned back into a cub and got another scratch on the ass.

"Butt hurts..."

Fourth Master You grabbed his wrist and asked, "Have you been plucking hair on your butt lately?"

The little boy shook his head, "No..."

Fourth Master You: "Then why is your butt bald?"

The little brat said aggrievedly: "I really didn't do it—"

After finishing speaking, the little brat got into Fourth Master You's arms again, humming: "Butt hurts—"

Fourth Master You had no choice but to give him medicine, thinking about it.

Not far from the compound, on the branches of tall poplar trees, several crow nests have already taken shape.

Fourth Master You wanted to install a camera in the house. You Chaozhong asked the reason, but Fourth Master You did not explain to him, and the camera was installed that night.

On the first day, Fourth Master You in Country K looked at the little boy in the compound and didn't see anything wrong.

But on the second day, Fourth Master You, who was in country Y, saw through the camera that a few crows came in through the open windows, jumped to the back of the panda sleeping on the ground, and began to pluck the fur.