Chi You, your panda is hanging on the tree again!

The pen that the doctor let go rolled to the edge of the table, fell to the ground with a "click" and rolled several times, the room fell silent.

After a long time, the doctor stood up dragging his body, his scalp was numb and hard.

"Mr. You, why don't you, you go to plead with Fourth Master first?"

What do you want, please...

You Qianxuan forced his face to be as warm as usual, without showing a trace of embarrassment.

"It's just a ligation, do it."

Hearing what he said, the doctor made a forced smile with a stiff face, as if he had rubbed his face with his feet.

"Yes, yes, but it's just a knot, and it won't affect your sexual ability. If Mr. You wants to have a child in the future, just come to the hospital to do a dredging."

Professor You is naturally aware of this.

The index finger in the pocket was rubbing the phone, and the corners of You Qianxing's mouth slightly pulled up, making the doctor a little puzzled.

Why does he think that Professor You is quite happy?

The smell of disinfectant in the corridor is really not good.

You Qian and Liu Xin leaned back against the wall of the corridor with a tall and straight back, and answered the word Huizi on the other side of the phone.

"ligation……"

Huizi was in a daze when she heard You Qianliang finished those two words, and her thick lips couldn't close.

With a "click", You Qianxuan over there hung up the phone.

Huizi was stunned for a while, and after turning around, he put the phone into his pocket, staggered and almost fell to the ground when he ran back in a panic.

When she ran to the hot pot restaurant, Huizi caught sight of the knife that was cooking hot pot with eight or nine brothers in a burst of mist.

"Brother Knife!"

While scraping the meat into the bowl, the knife said impatiently: "What are you shouting for! What are you shouting for!"

Huizi: "That Professor You will be eunuched!"

The chopsticks that were poking into the hot pot with the knife stopped, and the eight or nine brothers looked at Huizi along with the shop full of customers.

Customer: Eunuch?Are you making a movie?

The knife that reacted first loosened the chopsticks, "What's going on?"

Huizi pushed away a brother, pulled a chair, and moved closer to the knife, "Professor You must have provoked Fourth Master. Anyway, I'm in the hospital now, and I don't know if the doctor has used the knife. He called just now." It is definitely true to say that I will send someone to pick him up after his operation!"

Customer: Underworld, underworld?

The weird smile on Daozi's face grew bigger and bigger, and the narrow eyes made people a little frightened.

Brothers all know that the knife will...

really……

"Huizi, find an old kimchi jar and come over here. Don't mess with those rich and precious flowers in the world. It has a little more element and a little more elegance, otherwise we, Professor You, won't like it."

The corners of everyone's mouth twitched.

One person bit the bullet and asked, "Brother Dao, why do you want a pickle jar..."

Knife got up and wiped the soup stains from the corner of his mouth with his thumb, but he didn't wipe it clean.

"Of course it's for Professor You Da. His piece of meat is precious. I'll pickle it for him myself."

Bros:"……"

Customers: "..."

After Knife led Huizi away, the customers in the hall didn't say a word for a long time, only the hot pot soup kept yelling, and they couldn't get tired of it.

After a long time...

A table of men retched and went to check out, followed by another table. In less than a minute, the entire lobby was empty, leaving only the table of brothers brought by the knife.

One person picked up a piece of overcooked meat, but after a long time, he still couldn't deliver it to his mouth.

"You, are you still eating..."

One person stood up, followed by another person, and the last table was empty.

The employees looked at the empty lobby, then turned to look at their boss.

The boss looked at the staff with a constipated face and said, "Everyone, go back! Damn, I'm going to sell vegetables instead."

Holding a very tasteful kimchi jar, riding a cool motorcycle, the knife ran through the red lights all the way to the hospital.

Put the kimchi jar on the front desk with a "boom".

It was the nurse on duty again.

Looking at the kimchi jar brought by the knife with a tangled face, the nurse heheed twice, "Sir, if you come to hold the ashes, you should go to the crematorium. The knife is still a bit emotional, and I don't want to scare this "big sister", no Tell her the purpose of this jar, otherwise he can also be gently informed in advance of the difference between "castration" and "ligation".

"Look for someone, You Qianliang, I heard that he will be eunuched today."

The nurse raised her forehead, "Sterilization, right?"

The knife said impatiently: "Aren't they all the same! Hurry up, don't get cold again!"

Fortunately, the nurse didn't delve into what the knife meant by "cold".

After asking which operating room it was, Knife leisurely walked outside the operating room with a jar of kimchi that tasted absolutely delicious.

It was the first time that I waited so patiently and enjoyed myself while waiting for someone.

Although the ligation operation requires surgery, the operation process is simple and does not take long.

The knife just waited outside for more than half an hour before the three red letters on it became dark.

The doctor came out, took the kimchi jar up with the knife, took a look inside, and asked, "Is he not dead?"

doctor:"……"

"Well, are you a family member of the patient?"

"I am his enemy."

Doctor: "No wonder..."

The knife glanced behind the doctor twice, and asked, "Where's the thing you cut off for him?"

Doctor: "What?"

Knife: "Isn't it eunuch?"

doctor:"……"

Glancing sideways at the nurse next to him, the doctor holding the knife held his forehead and said, "Xiao Liu, give this gentleman a popular science on that... ligation..."

Knife didn't have the studious spirit, he couldn't listen to the little nurse before he could say a few words, and he was about to enter the operating room after bypassing her.

Before he entered the hospital bed, You Qianling was pushed out, but why was the bandage wrapped around... the abdomen?

Signaling the nurse pushing him to stop, You Qianxuan looked at the knife, smelled the strong sour smell of the pickle jar, and said, "I don't eat pickle."

The knife raised one eyebrow, dragged the jar and said: "I brought it for you to eunuch the little brother, it's hot, don't stink."

You Qianliang: "..."

This kid has never read a book, and he doesn't know what ligation means.

The nurse blushed, coughed and said, "Well, there are a lot of people here, if you have anything to do, go back to the ward and talk about it."

The knife pressed his eyelids and gave You Qianling a light "chuck", and moved a step to make way for the nurse.

After following You Qianliang into the ward, Knife held the kimchi jar in one hand while looking at You Qianliang's legs.

You Qianling asked leisurely, "Why, do you want to see it?"

The knife felt cold for a while.

"You're still so calm after being eunuched, Professor You Da, you can do it."

You Qianliang looked at Dao Zi with dim eyes, but he disappeared before Dao Zi noticed.

"Even if I don't have a vasectomy, someone will not be able to give birth to a child for me."