Playing games with paper man shells

—Jinjiang Literature City—

—Written by Yao Hualing—

"Okay! It's here~"

Shen Yi excitedly pushed open the door of the Armed Detective Agency, then rushed straight to Osamu Dazai who was sitting on the sofa, and threw himself at him.

"Ah, Xiao Yi." Dazai Zhi, who was so caught off guard by Shen Yi, immediately stretched out his hands and hugged his little boyfriend very skillfully, taking his arms full.

The little boyfriend always likes to do such coquettish and cute things, Dazai Zhi smiled helplessly: "What makes Xiaoyi so happy?"

Shen Yi's eyes lit up, and then he took the letter in front of Osamu Dazai with both hands: "Qiang Qiang—Look, this is the admission notice from Karasuno High School!"

Osamu Dazai's expression suddenly froze on his face.

As everyone knows, this sweet hug will be the beginning of "Dazai Osamu's Nightmare"——

"Hey--"

Osamu Dazai lay on the table, this is his No.30 four sighs so far today.

Kunikida, who was his deskmate in the office, finally couldn't take it anymore, and then put down the document in his hand with a "snap" and glared at him: "What's wrong with you bastard Dazai? Can you calm down a little bit!"

Then he looked at a man in his 20s, lying on the table with tears in his eyes, and said, "Xiaoyi has been away from me for eight hours and 43 minutes."

That tone and demeanor were the expressions of a resentful wife whose husband hadn't come home for a long time.

Seeing Kunikida gave him a chill.

Yo Xie Ye, who was passing by, looked at Osamu Dazai's expression, and then suddenly heard the reason for everything: "Speaking of which, Xiaoyi must be going to school."

"Go to school?" Kunikida asked Yosano with a puzzled look.

"Yes, just yesterday, didn't Xiaoyi get back a document, it was the admission letter from high school."

"high school?!"

Kunikida couldn't help but speak in surprise.

He didn't expect that Shen Yi actually went to high school.

But having said that, it is true... Shen Yi came to Armed Detective and said that it has been so long, and they don't know how old the other party is.

Thinking of this, Kunikida's memory couldn't help but return to that terrifying day——

Kunikida always thought that Osamu Dazai from the parallel world was enough to make people feel frightened and horrified, but he didn't expect that after Osamu Dazai from the parallel world appeared, after a while, Dazai suddenly brought a blond boy back Arrived at the Armed Detective Agency.

Then, he opened his mouth with one sentence: "Everyone, let me introduce you, this is my boyfriend Shen Yi."

Then, the handsome boy who looked like a doll greeted them with a smile: "Hello everyone, I am Shen Yi, Azhi's date, and everyone can call me Xiaoyi!"

After that, the boy passed the newcomer entrance examination of the Armed Detective Agency and became a member of the Armed Detective Agency.

Then, every day there was a sweet office romance with Dazai.

During this period, Kunikida maintained his frightened face, witnessing Dazai Osamu's increasingly disgusting face.

Why is a big man in his 20s still pretending to be cute and choking his throat to say such disgusting words, which makes people get goosebumps.

Kunikida didn't understand.

And... why did Shen Yi fall in love with Osamu Dazai?Every time when Dazai was flirting with pretentious poses, Shen Yi would still look at Dazai with a doting face, and then reach out to touch Dazai's head, it was a very horrifying scene.

Makes people dare not look directly.

Shen Yi looked like a boy of eighteen or nineteen years old, but compared with Dazai Zhi, he had a more immediate sense of seeing young grass being eaten by an old cow.

However, Shen Yi's identity does not seem to be simple at all. He still remembers that the other party directly flew five private jets last time, and each plane has ".[-]" imported wooden warehouses licensed by the government.

It was directly aimed at the tall building where the head of the "Rat of the Dead House" was located.

Not only that, but the other party also handed over the control of the wooden warehouses on the five helicopters to Osamu Dazai alone. His posture was like that of the so-called boss in the novel of the so-called boss, holding a black card and throwing it away. He went to his girlfriend and said, "You can spend whatever you want."

Not only that, but the other party has several villas all over the country, and it seems that he also has a lot of real estate abroad. Last week, Shen Yi invited the entire armed detective agency to go abroad for vacation.

Then they saw the European-style castle that Shen Yi bought abroad for Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai is like a little boy who is kept in custody.

But Kunikida recalled it so carefully, and found that Shen Yi had never talked about his real age, but what he said to Xie Ye today, that the other party went to high school, really surprised him.

"Wait, isn't Shen Yi an adult yet?" Kunikida was struck by lightning.

Something went wrong!Big problem!

Osamu Dazai, you actually attacked a minor! !

But here, Osamu Dazai was unsurprisingly like a person who had nothing to do, and said leisurely: "It's still a few months away, Xiaoyi didn't continue to study because of family matters, he said he wanted to give his education To make it up, it seems like I'm going straight to my sophomore year of high school...... so Xiaoyi can't be with me every day."

Kunikida automatically ignored the last sentence that made goosebumps all over his body.

He was still in great shock because he never thought that Shen Yi was still underage.

Didn't expect Osamu Dazai to be so insane? !

Kunikida was shocked, and then he took a few deep breaths and tried to calm down his over-excited mood. At this moment, Yosano looked at Osamu Dazai, who was lying on the table and thinking, and asked: "Speaking of which, where is he going?" Are you in high school?"

"Karano." Osamu Dazai said silently, "In Karasuno Town, Miyagi Prefecture."

"It's too far away, why don't you study here in Yokohama? And I thought he wouldn't go to a public school in that small county because of his family background." Xie Ye picked up a document on the table , while talking.

"That's right, why did you go to study so far away?" Osamu Dazai lied on the table and complained feebly, "But Xiaoyi told me that he was doing business over there... I don't know Xiaoyi. How long does it take for Yi to come back, and I don't know if he misses me."

After hearing this, Yosano glanced at Osamu Dazai indifferently, and I am currently poking the goosebumps on my arm Dazai, please be normal to me, bastard.

At the same time, Shen Yi, who was far away in Karasuno Town, Miyagi Prefecture, couldn't help but sneezed: "Yawn!"

And after the sneezing, it seemed that he couldn't stop.

At that time, Xi Guxi, who was standing next to Shen Yi, was in physical education class, turned to look at him, and asked, "Is student Shen Yi alright?"

"Ah, I'm fine." Shen Yi responded to the other party's concern with a smile, and then thought silently in his heart——

Probably Ah Zhi is thinking about him again...

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