Playing games with paper man shells

—Jinjiang Literature City—

—Written by Yao Hualing—

The uppercase [embarrassment] was pasted in the air by the audience with advanced barrage.

At this time, Shen Yi still maintained his domineering and cool posture, as if everyone in the world owed him 80 yuan.

His eyes are dull, his body is stiff, his soul is out of his body, and his mind is empty. On the surface, he is as stable as an old dog, but in fact he has a tsunami in his brain.

After he yelled just now, he met the suspicious eyes of the group of people below, and immediately realized that he was deceived by the audience.

............

Ouch...what a waste of his movements and expressions! !

So in the end, this Osamu Dazai is basically a crispy skin that can be pressed on the ground and cut like a Chinese cabbage! !

It's useless!

"Damn it!! I was so angry that I was trembling and my hands and feet were cold. I don't know when this world will come to an end!!! I shouldn't have believed your words!! Hot chicken netizens ruined my youth, cost me money, and harmed me life!"

While Shen Yi was yelling and cursing, he jumped jiojio in anger, his feet stepped on the iron sheet and made a loud and very rhythmic sound.

He jumped and yelled suddenly in a fit of madness, causing the hostages under the container, as well as the police officers, Nakajima Atsukuni Kida and others to stare blankly.

The audience laughed mercilessly:

[Hahahahahahaha no way, it's embarrassing! !Hahahahaha! ! 】

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! !Anwu fell asleep hahahaha, I was so embarrassed that I found three rooms and one living room with my toes! 】

[Hahahaha I was so embarrassed that jio picked out the Potala Palace! 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha】

[Hahahahaha is indeed your king of critics! ! !Hahaha! ! 】

"Oh, Zawba." Shen Yi said disdainfully, he said that he was angry, the kind that couldn't be coaxed well.

The audience immediately brushed up the barrage of "Criticize your son to be good, Dad will always love you".

Shen Yi sneered when he saw it, and then turned off the barrage display.

Just after he jumped off the container with a whimper, he finally noticed the people he had ignored for a long time——

The kidnapper was so stunned that the dagger in his hand dropped, completely ignoring the taken hostage.

The policeman froze in place holding the wooden warehouse, his small head was full of big question marks.

After Nakajima Atsushi and Kunikida finally got a close look and confirmed the extremely familiar face, their eyes widened like copper bells, and they gasped at the same time.

Shen Yi looked at their lineup, thought for a while, and then silently raised his hands.

He quietly looked at the wooden warehouse in the policeman's hand and said, "Don't open the wooden warehouse, I am a good citizen."

He was then taken to the police station

:)

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"Pa—" the white light turned on and shot at Shen Yi's body.

At this moment, Shen Yi, the suspect, was sitting on a chair, and one of his hands was handcuffed to the table attached to the chair.

He was very sad when he got into the game.

Osamu Dazai, Osamu Dazai, why are you Osamu Dazai, what can I do if you are so embarrassing?Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

and many more? !

Squat! !He's in trouble? ! ! !

Shen Yi, who was saying "Dazai is a little squishy" in a low voice, suddenly noticed something, and then he cheered up.

He only felt that his mood gradually became agitated——

Very, very excited kind of.

The excitement made the heat spread all over his body, even the hard and cold bench under the buttocks could not erode the enthusiasm in the slightest!

Him, Shen Yi!Officially announced today!

Today is the highlight moment of his life!

Just today! X year X month X day!he!Shen Yi!Actually entered the game in the game! !

That's right!He's in!Became the first anchor on the whole network to start squatting in a holographic game!

This is really so exciting! !

And even though this is a virtual world, this is the first time in his life that he got into a game! !

Shen Yi gently waved the handcuffed hand, and under the cold light, the handcuffs, reflecting the faint silver light, collided with the table and made a sound.

At this moment, the excitement and novelty in his heart all stimulated his nerves to tremble.

It turns out...is this what it feels like to sit in a game? !

In my lifetime ah ah ah! !

"God, brothers, I'm so excited! I'm alive!!" Shen Yi couldn't restrain his inner excitement, and couldn't help but open his mouth to BB loudly with the audience, "It's so exciting to be in a game for the first time Ah, so this is what it feels like to sit in a game? It's amazing and amazing!"

While speaking, his buttocks were still writhing on the chair extremely restlessly.

Everyone present looked at him even more wrongly.

The barrage that was finally lifted appeared in a flash.

【hahahahahahahahahahaha】

【What's the matter with you kid? 】

[? ? ?So happy to be in the game? ?Happy to be a fool of two hundred and five. 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahaha, we dare not guess the brain circuit of criticizing the king. 】

[Hahahahahahaha I laughed like a fool. 】

"Ahem, please keep quiet." The policeman was silent for a long time and finally spoke. He looked at Shen Yi seriously and asked, "Name?"

"Shuji Tsushima." Shen Yi replied after glancing at the information on the personal corner beside him.

"age?"

"15 years old~"

The police officer nodded, and after taking down the basic information about Shen Yi, he looked up at him and asked, "Okay, tell me why you are there."

"emmmm..." Shen Yi scratched his head and fell into deep thought. After thinking about it, he began to talk nonsense in a serious manner, "Ahem, it happened like this. There are hundreds of millions of points away (three-dimensional) to come to Yokohama, which is said to have a simple folk customs..."

"Puff——" The police officer on the side was amused by the four-character idiom Shen Yi used.

Suddenly, the game time was stopped at this moment, and the system popped up a notification at this moment:

"Ding——Received the taunt from "Wild Policeman", the battle mode is on!" 』

A red mark immediately appeared above the head of the police officer on the opposite side:

"Police lv.2 life: 100"

On the side of Shen Yi, a blue skill bar appeared, on which lay a skill quietly:

"Passive: dementia in the world

Introduction: Can assimilate the enemy, and then take the opportunity to attack or escape.』

...........

???????

"Ahem!" Shen Yi choked on his own saliva when he saw this line of words, "What??? Ah??"

The audience was also dumbfounded:

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[? ? ? ? ? ?What's this? ? 】

[Human dementia? ? ? ?This is too grassy hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

【Okay, okay, this is very king, this is very ruler】

[Hahahahaha wild police officer hahahaha I laughed like a three-hundred-pound fool]

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】

[What is this sand sculpture exclusive combat mode hahahahahahahaha]

.......emmmm

In other words, is this the first battle of the dungeon?

Shen Yi was thoughtful, and then suddenly realized: "I got it!!!"

The audience is confused:

[? ? ?You have enlightened again, what have you enlightened to? ? 】

【? ? ? ? ? 】

[gkd!Don't get stuck here! ! 】

[gkdgkd! !What did you realize? ? 】

Under the urging of the audience, Shen Yi continued: "Since it is assimilation! The best way is to talk therapy!! As expected of me!! Too awesome! I will go to battle immediately!!"

After hearing Shen Yi's speech, the audience was deeply "convinced" by it:

【ohhhhhhhhhh】

【ohhhhhhhhhhhhh】

[As expected of you criticizing the king! ! ! 】

[Bull! !Full marks for understanding! 】

[Ning is the representative of the contemporary Chinese class? ? 】

[Looking forward to the battle method, squatting down]

Shen Yi immediately clicked the battle start sign in front of him, and the time in the game immediately resumed.

The "wild policeman" continued to laugh as he did before the time pause, and his low laughter was mixed with intermittent words: "Hahahaha... The folk customs are simple and simple hahaha..."

Shen Yi's eyes were sharp, and he looked at him seriously: "What are you laughing at?"

『Passive skill "Human dementia" activated! 』

"Wild police officers are assimilated! 』

The police officer immediately suppressed his smile: "I remembered something happy."

After receiving the answer, Shen Yi gasped.

The Dou Zong powerhouse is so terrifying!

he!Shen Yi!One day, he would actually confront an NPC in the game!Then the next battle is not just a simple battle! !

Shen Yi fixed his eyes, and changed his previous frivolous attitude.

This is a battle for the "King of Terriers"! !

And he who has held this title for more than two years——

Never lose!

Shen Yi immediately showed his [-]-point acting skills, perfectly interpreting the image of the questioning boss, and then asked with high spirits: "What's the happy thing?"

"My wife is having a baby." The officer replied, and at this moment, another officer beside him also laughed, "hhhhh..."

『Successful assimilation! 』

"What are you laughing at?" Shen Yi's sharp gaze immediately shifted away.

"My wife is having a baby too."

"Is your wife the same person?"

"(hhhhhh) That's right..." Smiling, the police officer suddenly felt something was wrong and changed his words, "No, they gave birth on the same day."

Shen Yi was furious: "I repeat, I'm not joking!" As he spoke, he slammed the table with his free hand and made a loud noise.

"(hhhh) yes yes yes..."

"Hello!!! (WRYYYY)" Shen Yi burst into anger.

The police officer immediately straightened his sitting posture, picked up the signature pen beside him and asked, "Hey, let's get down to business. That, the Yokohama you just mentioned, is it beautiful?

"It's not a question of whether it's beautiful or not! It's really the kind, the kind that's rare... It has a good seaside scenery, and the economy is developing well. It is said that the folk customs are very simple..."

"Pfft-"

"You are too deceitful, I have endured you for a long time!" Shen Yi stood up abruptly, the handcuffs on his hands made a violent noise, and pointed at the laughing police officer with his free hand.

"My wife is having a baby."

"You're obviously laughing at me, but you haven't stopped!" Shen Yi said angrily.

"Sir, we are strictly trained, no matter how funny we are, we will not laugh...unless we can't help it (hhhh)" a police officer said and covered his mouth.

Shen Yi glared at the police officer, and under the prompt sound of "Activate the passive skill "Unlock"" by the system, he skillfully unfastened the handcuffs with his hands, and sneered with a mocking mouth:

"Heh! This situation! It doesn't matter if you don't squat!!"

After saying that, he rushed out of the interrogation room and left without looking back.

The moment the door was closed, laughter resounded from the room.

However, at this moment, Shen Yi did not continue with the script, he directly skipped Atsushi Nakajima and Kunikida who were waiting outside the door, and ran away.

He frantically ran forward with his mouth like he was running a motor: "ccccccc hahahahahaha master ran out! Run before they react!! Can't be caught by him!!!"

At this time, the system sent a congratulatory message:

"Victory in battle!The player successfully escaped from the police station!Obtain SR skill fragment X1』

"Hahahahahaha!!" Shen Yi laughed even more presumptuously.

This series of operations amazed the audience:

【hiss--------】

【Hiss—I am stupid】

[? ? ? ?what happened? ? 】

[Hahahaha grass!Is this assimilation?Is this dementia? ?love love love]

【Appeared! !Yokohama Lockpicking King hahahahaha! 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

【Obviously it’s a flash, but it’s like watching a big movie】

[Single bet ahead! 】

[Hahahaha grass!Too grassy hahahahaha!It is worthy of being the king of batches, and it is worthy of being the easter egg of the "XX" family hahahaha! 】

[There are too many slots, I don't know where to start, just keep laughing! 】

[Priority of King Niubi! 】

【Praise the eternal god of the king! ! ! 】

"That's not true, Master is the strongest!" Shen Yi screamed while running wildly.

At this moment, the voice that seemed to be heard somewhere behind him grew louder——

"Mr. Dazai! Oh no! Dazai-kun!"

Shen Yi immediately turned his head away, and his goal was the silver-haired boy Atsushi Nakajima who was rushing towards him.

"Hasty!!!" Shen Yi's pupils trembled, "Run!!"

Shen Yi speeded up even more.

"Dazai-kun!" Nakajima Atsushi was also anxious.

So, there was such a scene of chasing each other on the streets of Yokohama——

The black-haired boy ran wildly in front, and the black coat hanging on his shoulders was magically lifted into the air in a "straight line" against Newton.

While running, he kept saying a series of words that could not be heard because the speed of his speech was extremely fast.

And the silver-haired boy behind him chased and shouted eagerly, the black belt around his waist dancing with the wind.

The audience erupted:

【Ahhhh Dunbao! ! 】

[It's my dun dun! ! 】

[Baby is coming after you hahahahaha! ! 】

[The Kusanagi scene is scheduled hahahahaha, so happy! 】

At this moment, the barrage display was covered by the full screen of "hahahaha".

And Shen Yi couldn't share the joy created by his own sadness with the audience, so he could only run forward.

As he ran, he felt that the voice behind him was getting louder, so he turned his head to take a look——

"Dazai-kun—" The silver-haired boy was close at hand, his mouth remained open as if he was about to continue talking.

"Crap!" Shen Yi scolded, and then speeded up.

Immediately afterwards, only a huge "touch—" was heard.

Shen Yi's body was bounced away suddenly, he only felt his eyes dazzled, and vaguely saw a... pillar in front of him?

"Ding——The player is attacked by a "wild telegraph pole", hp—100, and enters a coma state."

???????

There was no pain in the game, and before he had time to react, Shen Yi felt his consciousness gradually slipping into the darkness.

Unexpectedly, there was a telegraph pole ahead.

Shen Yi before coma thought so.

But he still didn't give up, but struggled to say a word full of friendship: "...Your mother forced..."

Atsushi Nakajima watched the boy in front of him fall down suddenly, and the words in his mouth just spit out:

"Watch out for the poles... ah."

The author has something to say:

I never expected to update it every other day, so it was decided that the author's column would be updated every [-] (because it is impossible, so hehehe)

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And my next book in advance!It's Master Beauty!It's also in the column, let's bookmark it by the way!

"Even Blind Can Second You"

The number one beauty in the world of comprehension, Jian Zun, once penetrated into the Zongman world.

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Like an extremely fragile glazed cup, it has a beautiful appearance, its thin body is covered by a light quilt of fluff, and the color on it is like light ink smudged.

The three thousand black silk is bright and beautiful, gently draped on the back and shoulders, forming a strong contrast with the excessively fair face like white jade.

The constant coughing made him look even weaker.

Anyone who has seen him thinks that he will not live long, it is a pity that Lan Yan is so unlucky.

Then, Qing Yuejian made a move——

Mountains and seas are separated like day and night.

Everyone in Wenye: Oh hoo.

Tutor everyone: Oh hoo.

All staff Evil Yu: Oh hoo.

Conjurers: Oh hoo.

Hunters: Oh hoo.

Dear master, blindness will not be cured in the later stage.

感谢在2020-10-2401:15:00~2020-10-2600:35:49期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the rocket launcher: How many good brothers do you have?

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 in Shaoguanhai;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of yesterday, Kong Ming; 5 bottles of Bequi, Tal; 4 bottles of Jiu Ye trying to kill every day; 2 bottles of Qi Bai;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!