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Bai Chengen died, full of regret and unwillingness, he thought that after death, he would go to the underworld to report, but who knew that he would become a fairy, and today he will go to Yaochi, see the Emperor of Heaven, wash away the mortal world, and become a fairy after receiving the seal.

After a person dies, everything returns to dust. The only thing he worries about is his youngest son. He is still young and has no family. Did not evacuate properly, is it okay to be alone, does anyone support him, can he stand firm in the Zhenbei Army...

He was very worried, and suddenly saw a group of young ladies walking by, lowering their heads and whispering, Bai Chengen couldn't help but stop, stopped and listened.

"Have you heard? Today there is a human soldier who will go to the heaven to be enshrined."

"I heard it a long time ago. Today's banquet was built for him. It is said that he is the father of Emperor Chi Yan in the world."

"Father?" Some people wondered: "Does Emperor Chiyan have a father?"

"Isn't there a father who jumped out of the cracks in the rock?"

Someone muttered, and said: "You may not know, these are ordered from the very beginning of the emperor's odyssey. The one who can be the emperor's father is naturally a wealthy family in Zefu. It is normal for such a family to go to heaven and receive a seal." of."

The man nodded, and a maid said again: "Have you heard? Emperor Chi Yan brought a dead soul from the world into the Lingxiao Palace and asked the Emperor of Heaven to give him a title."

"Huh? Shouldn't the souls of the dead go to the underworld? How can they go to the heavens? Is it feasible to have the emperor seal him personally?"

"I don't know if it is feasible for the Emperor of Heaven. The Emperor thinks it is possible. Not only is it possible, but also the Emperor of Heaven can handle it. The immortal position that I have personally appointed is not too big or too small to be his Pingjun." Several palace maids whispered.

"... Pingjun? The emperor has never been married."

"Isn't that good? If he has no merit and virtue, he will become a fairy like this. Others will have an explanation."

"Yes, marry Dijun. There are so many people in the Three Realms who like Dijun, how could you agree to a dead soul to marry Dijun?"

"You see, you have this kind of thinking, not to mention the emperor of heaven," said the little Gong'e in a light yellow brocade dress, "so, our emperor of heaven made a bet with the emperor, if the emperor can let his Pingjun in several parallel worlds If you marry him willingly, then the emperor will recognize him as a younger brother, and marry him as the emperor's younger brother. Si Ming will be responsible for arranging the calamity for him, and the Supreme Lord will be a notary. If the emperor loses Not only can he not get married, but he has to be sent by him for 3000 years."

"It's just coaxing a daughter-in-law, it's not enough." Someone couldn't help but said, "Besides, marrying the younger brother of the Emperor of Heaven doesn't mean that the status of the emperor is inferior. Can the emperor agree?"

"As for, I also agreed. Ren Dijun said that as long as his wife is happy, he can do anything."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a burst of sighs.

"What's the condition?" The man asked doubtfully, "How could the Emperor of Heaven just agree casually?"

"Of course, our Heavenly Emperor and Dijun have never dealt with each other, so naturally we have to make demands," the man said in a low voice, "The Heavenly Emperor said that it is not impossible to give the dead soul a decent immortal position, as long as the emperor tears the living soul, Accompany the dead soul to travel around the world, experience life, old age, sickness and death, sophistication of the world, seven emotions and six desires. The emperor has lived for such a long time, let alone married, even love has never been talked about. The emperor has a noble status. The emperor can make his little bride fall in love with him in every world, and marry his sweetheart safely, and the emperor of heaven will marry the dead soul with glory."

"..." Everyone couldn't help sighing, status is different, marrying a daughter-in-law is vigorous, tearing the soul of life, is that a joke?

To tear apart the living soul and enter the world for calamity means to enter parallel worlds. Unlike immortals, they do not have the ability to predict the future. In the process of meeting, it is inevitable that they will miss them due to prejudice, and even cause harm due to misunderstanding. In every world, if he loses his memory, he may change his personality. With his identity, although the ending may not change in the end, it will develop along the ending he wants. But first love, isn't he worried about those initial prejudices and misunderstandings that hurt his beloved partner? He has lived for such a long time, isn't he afraid of problems?

What's more, the Heavenly Emperor and their brothers have always been at loggerheads. This matter is a tacit matter in the Three Realms. Isn't it afraid that the script that has been drawn up already will be changed due to the participation of the Heavenly Emperor?When the time comes, will they be able to meet so beautifully as planned? Wouldn't that make his partner sad?If their emperor couldn't foresee all kinds of possibilities from the beginning, would he still be the same when he came back?Wasn't he afraid of hurting his little bride?

This possibility should have been considered. I heard that the emperor went to Si Ming's place the day before he descended to earth, but Si Ming listened to the Emperor of Heaven. If the Emperor of Heaven wants him to change, can he not be obedient?

This is beyond your control, but I never thought that such a heartless and ascetic emperor would be such an affectionate and romantic person...

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Bai Shu led the people down from the roof, and a few bullets went down, and white mist rose up in the house, blurring everyone's sight at once.

In the chaos, Bai Zhuohua ran towards the direction of Tangchi just now, but there was no one there.

He didn't believe it, so he searched room by room, but no one knew.

He came out in a daze, and Bai Shu stepped forward: "Master, what's wrong with you?"

He said, looked outside the house and said: "The fog is about to clear, we can't drag it any longer, let's go."

Bai Zhuohua waved it away: "I'm going to find someone."

Seeing his insistence, Bai Shu has no choice but to follow behind him. Many guards have seen their direction, and it seems that he will not leave if he does not give up.

When he finished looking for the last room and was finally in a daze, Bai Shu couldn't take it anymore and chopped him unconscious. Then, carrying him, he waved his hand towards the white mist that hadn't cleared away, signaling to retreat. People are in the fog.

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In the middle of the night, there was a rare noise in the General's Mansion. Someone was looking for a military doctor along the road. Bai Zhuo was rushing into the wing with Bai Zhuohua on his back.

"Hurry up, call the military doctor, the pimple on the face of the monster that bit the general must have been poisoned by something."

Bai Zhu put Bai Zhuohua on the bed and gave instructions to the outside world. After a while, several people dressed as doctors rushed over from outside and sat by the bed. Bai Shu leaned over, "Doctor, is the general alright?"

"It's fine, it's fine, he's in good health, as long as he's recuperating, this injury isn't a big problem."

As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Shu heaved a sigh of relief.

Bai Zhuohua didn't sleep for long, he woke up in the middle of the night.

He opened his eyes, and the first thing he asked was: "Where is your wife now?"

Bai Shu was sitting next to her, and when she heard the sound, she quickly asked, "Master, are you alright?"

"Where's Chu Yu?" Bai Zhuohua asked.

"I didn't see any Chu Yu, no madam, only a group of people who wanted to kill you. Fortunately, our people were ambushing nearby, otherwise you might really die in that gloomy room this time." Bai Shu poured out to him. Bringing a glass of water over, he said, "You mean, master, did you rob someone's wife, or dig someone's ancestral grave? Why is the vice-leader of the Wicked People Valley so eager to stab you to death with a sword?"

Bai Zhuohua couldn't figure it out, he frowned and said: "What you said is also what I thought about. It stands to reason that I would sincerely go to discuss business with him. , Why do you want my life? Besides, I didn’t have any feuds with people in the Jianghu before... No, you told me what kind of master was the deputy gang leader of the wicked valley? Is it Master Yu?"

Bai Shu was puzzled: "It seems to be."

Bai Zhuohua suddenly sat up from the bed, Bai Zhu watched helplessly as the wound he had healed opened up again, and before he could speak, Bai Zhuohua suddenly said: "He is Chu Yu..."

"It's been so long at the border, and the disguise technique is not very rare, I didn't even recognize it!"

After he finished speaking, Bai Shu actually saw a little redness from the corner of his eyes.

Bai Shu: "..."

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After a few days, Bai Zhuohua was injured and recuperated, so he asked Bai Shu, how is the investigation by the people in the Valley of the Evil?

"It's not that easy. Not many of them come, and Hanzhou City is so big."

Bai Zhuohua sighed: "Then is someone coming to kill me today?"

"No, master, you said that Hanzhou City is also under your guard anyway, not to mention you are the master here, but our general's mansion is so tightly guarded inside and out, let alone someone wants to kill you, just It's not easy for people from the Valley of the Evil to come in." Bai Shu brought the medicine to Bai Zhuohua to detoxify, fearing that the strange man might infect him with some bacteria. "You can rest assured to recuperate in the mansion. As long as we are not dead, no one can take your life."

That day, Chu Yu didn't hesitate to ask someone to take his life, and he would definitely find an opportunity. Since he would find an opportunity, and he stayed in the general's mansion all the time and did not go out, there must be eyes and ears around the general's mansion. As long as he walks out The general's mansion, and there are no attendants by his side, then the people from the Valley of the Wicked will definitely take the opportunity to follow up and wait for the opportunity to kill him, and his every move will be reported, which reminds me of what Chu Yu said to him that day that he wanted someone to be buried with him , he thought, he needs to give Chu Yu a shock, let him make a wrong move, and he doesn't believe that he won't come to see him.

Bai Zhuohua said to Bai Shu: "I want to go out alone, don't send anyone to follow me."

Bai Shu followed quickly and said, "Where are you going?"

"Play in the biggest brothel in the south of the city," Bai Zhuohua straightened his clothes.

Bai Shu was surprised: "Really?"

Bai Zhuohua ignored him.

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The brothel in the south of the city is the largest brothel in Hanzhou. When Bai Zhuohua guarded Hancheng, he shut down several shops that bought virgins. Anyone who was a little improper would be sealed up by the Zhenbei Army. Hanzhou Everyone in the city is in danger for a while, and they are deeply afraid that one day Bai Zhuohua will also seal up these shops.

When he arrived, the bustard greeted him happily, and said, "Hey, General, what brought you here today?"

She asked for tea and pastries to be prepared, and Bai Zhuohua poured a cup, put it near his lips, put it back, and smiled indifferently: "I know better than anyone else the tricks of this brothel, don't give it to Grandpa." Come on this one."

The old bustard looked embarrassed: "Look at what the general said, it's just for fun. I don't want the girl in our building to serve the general more happily."

Bai Zhuohua didn't speak, his eyes swept around the building, since he came in just now, many strangers have come, these strangers have followed him all the way, and now they are all sitting in inconspicuous positions.

The old bustard called a group of girls to come and serve him, Chi Chi Chi surrounded him, a bold hand rested on his shoulder, Bai Zhuohua squinted his eyes, and did not push away, the girl said: "General, Click on me, I will take good care of you."

Bai Zhuohua didn't refuse, and smiled: "That's not okay, what I want is the oiran in this building,"

"The oiran is so noble, how can there be a slave to serve her well," said a beautiful woman in her twenties, her every frown and smile was full of charm, which belonged to the taste of a mature woman.

Bai Zhuohua took a look at her, that girl's breasts were half exposed, she was wearing a gauze dress, she called "General", and those two words seemed mellow and charming.

Bai Zhuohua got up, and the man leaned into his arms, and the two walked upstairs. As soon as Fu entered, the girl closed the door, and Bai Zhuohua sat on the seat. When the girl turned around, a smile appeared on her face. There was nothing left, she stood beside Bai Zhuohua and poured tea for him: "Master, do you have an order?"

"Any barbarians have been here recently?" Bai Zhuohua patted the incense powder on his body.

The girl said: "A few people came, but they came in with the caravan. I asked someone to inform Bai Shu. The strange thing is that the number of people coming in and going out did not match. I guessed that they built a secret passage, or ambushed in a brothel." Inside."

Bai Zhuohua thought for a while and said: "Yanle is at the end of his way, and if he can't take down Hanzhou City, he will also die." He took out a piece of silver armor from his bosom and threw it into the tea, watching the silver armor turn black little by little , Hua Chang's face was livid: "Master, this, it's really not me..."

"Of course." Bai Zhuohua smiled, "I didn't expect it to come so soon."

Hua Chang suddenly understood: "Master, you think someone is going to harm you."

Bai Zhuohua didn't answer, Hua Chang said: "You want to come to my place to lure people out?"

Bai Zhuohua nodded, Huashang smiled and immediately walked towards his bed.

Before Bai Zhuohua could speak, Hua Chang hugged the quilt and lay down, moved on the bed, not only moving, but also afraid of hitting his own thigh, making creaking noises, followed by high and low voices that were ambiguous rang.

"Wait," Bai Zhuohua said with a livid face, "...don't go too far."

He was afraid of not being able to explain clearly.

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The assassination took place in the middle of the night, a group of men in black, Hua Chang couldn't help being dumbfounded, many people came, there was a big battle, Bai Zhuohua was surrounded in the middle, Hua Chang was nowhere to be seen, when the group of men in black found out, they had already It was too late, they were drugged, Hua Chang was a little proud when he came out, and couldn't help asking: "Master, who wants to kill you?"

Bai Zhuohua said casually: "A charming person."

Hua Chang: "..."

She didn't know what to say, Bai Zhuohua asked her to understand the medicine and let him go, but the man in black said, "Mission failed, you can kill or cut me whatever you want."

Bai Zhuohua said: "I have a hundred ways to kill you, let you go back today, tell your master that you want my life, come in person, no one else can do it, as for him, if you want to kill, you have to do whatever you want. "

"By the way," Bai Zhuohua sneered: "Don't refuse to report. You still have so many people in my hands. If you don't obey, I will kill you one by one. Don't think that killing me will relieve me. When the time comes, I will ask my servants to hang your corpses on the city gate and place them at the gate of the General's Mansion for everyone in the world to see. The so-called Valley of the Wicked is nothing more than that under my Bai Zhuohua. When the time comes, let's see what face you have in the Valley of the Wicked! Stand up."

The man in black couldn't help frowning, thinking that this man's methods were really dirty.

Bai Zhuohua didn't care much, and calmly asked Bai Shu to tie up everyone: "It's not impossible to keep them alive, as long as your master comes."

Man in black:"……"