[New Smiling Proud_Lu Xiaofeng] The leader and flower god

In the early morning, on the top of Mount Heng, deep in the sea of ​​clouds.

There is a peaceful scene on Jianxing Peak embraced by emerald colors: the Guanyin Empress in the Daxiong Hall holds a jade bottle with one hand and seals with the other; in the Temple of the Reclining Buddha, the arhat with a belly is always smiling.Many monks and idols are sitting on the confession table safely, and the unburned incense mist hovers between the sour wood incense table and the bamboo strips.

The bronze bell in the Xuankong Temple is sleeping peacefully, and no one cares about the books in Linggui Pavilion.

Just in March of Yangchun, hundreds of flowers are in full bloom on Mount Heng.The most fragrant place is the room of all Hengshan disciples.These rooms are plain and simple, with green gauze curtains.There are no other superfluous decorations.Next to the disciple's room, there are small meditation rooms, under the cornices of the meditation rooms, the blossoming lingxiao flowers are in full bloom.

At this time, everything on Mount Heng was completely silent.Until a light footstep broke the tranquility here.I saw a slender little nun coming out of the meditation room.The little nun walked through the meditation room, crossed the flying bridge on the left side of Linggui Pavilion, and came to the Xuankong Temple.Then, the ancient bell hummed a few times, the sound was majestic and loud, echoing in the mountains of Hengshan for a long time

After the bell rang, the whole Mount Heng became lively.

The little nun was doing morning lessons in the Xuankong Temple.She recited the Dharma several times, counted the [-] red sandalwood beads in her hand for a few reincarnations, and just got up to pay three respects to the Bodhisattvas in the Xuankong Temple.Finally turn around and leave here.

Just as the little nun walked out of the Hanging Temple, she saw a young man walking in front of her.With just a glance, the man's eyes showed surprise, and he deliberately walked in front of her.

The little nun was ignorant, and went up to say hello politely: "The benefactor is polite."

The man was a little scared at first, but when he got close to the little nun, saw her cheeks clearly, and smelled the faint sandalwood fragrance from her body, he couldn't help it anymore.He stretched out his hand and twisted it on the little nun's cheek, feeling as if his fingers touched silk, which was indescribably smooth and warm.

The little nun took three steps back, her cheeks flushed immediately, and she said, "Donor, please, please respect yourself!" After speaking, the little nun walked around this person, wanting to leave here.

The man stretched out his hand and stopped the little nun in time. The playful expression on his face became even more serious, and he said in a provocative tone: "I knew there was such a beautiful little nun in Hengshan, I should have come to visit sooner. Little master, you look so good-looking , It’s a waste of resources to stay here. Why don’t you return to vulgarity and follow me. I am Li Caili, the chief disciple of the Qingcheng Sect, and I will be the next head of the Qingcheng Sect. You follow me, and you will be well-received and spicy. , I will accompany you every night..."

The little nun saw that the man was getting more and more frivolous, so she had to find an excuse and said: "The head sister told me to do something. Mr. Li, I will take my leave first." After finishing speaking, she first recited a few times in her stomach: Amitabha, Bodhisattva Bodhisattva, I didn't say outrageous words on purpose!Please bless me and let this man go quickly.

But... the bodhisattva doesn't seem to be at work yet: the Li people listened to her.Instead of leaving, he took a few steps forward, leaned into the little nun's ear, giggled a few times, and said in an ambiguous tone: "The head is your senior sister? I think you are so young, can't you be A nun of the older generation, right?"

The little nun clasped her hands together and said reverently, "Amitabha, my name is Yilin, and I am a disciple of the Yi family of the Hengshan School."

Li Cai said: "Yilin, Yilin, what a name." He thought about it for a while, and felt that the name was really familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had heard it, so he didn't think about it.He looked down and saw that the little nun's hands were as white as jade, as if they were transparent.Can't help feeling flustered, so he took her hand...

"Crack!", Li Cai let out a loud "Ouch!", turned around and cursed: "Who doesn't have eyes, dare to sneak attack me?!"

The guy who doesn't have long eyes is the indispensable monk Tian Boguang.But seeing that although he had shaved his head, his figure was still chic.He weighed the stone in one hand, and held a bundle in the other. Standing a few steps away, he said contemptuously, "Where did this bastard come from? Dare to tease my master?"

Yilin said, "He's the elder brother of the Qingcheng School."

Tian Boguang said with a smile: "It turns out that it is the Qingcheng School who invented the style of 'ass behind flat sand and falling geese'. Rare, rare!"

Li Cai was very angry when he heard this, and immediately drew his sword out of its sheath to teach this boy a lesson.

Before the long sword was pulled out, a howl like killing a pig sounded. "Ding!" With a sound, Li Cairen's long sword was blown away, and his arms were firmly bound by Tian Boguang, who was behind his back.As soon as Tian Boguang exerted force, there was a creaking sound from Li Cairen's bones, as if they were about to break.

Yilin hurriedly said: "You must stop, the Qingcheng faction is our guest of Mount Heng...you should be gentle."

Tian Boguang smiled and said: "For my master's sake, I will spare your dog's life!"

Li Cai felt useless, so he cursed: "Bah! If the monk and the nun get together, I think the Hengshan School is a brothel!"

When Yilin heard such insulting words to the master, she couldn't bear it no matter how good she was, her eyes widened and she said, "Don't be rude to my Hengshan sect!"

Li Cai thought for a second, the little nun was easy to bully, so he attacked Yilin empty-handed. "Ah!" The ground screamed again.This time Tian Boguang didn't give him a chance, he directly came to Foshan Wuyingjiao, Li Cairen's body soared into the air, and then threw it into the embrace of the distant mountains with a parabolic trajectory.

Yilin watched Li Cai disappear into the distance, turning the mountains into red, speechless.

Tian Boguang raised his foot and said, "Master, do you think my feet are handsome?"

Yilin looked at Tian Boguang who was showing off his prestige in a blink of an eye, with a smug expression on his face, and choked.

Then, Xiao Yilin cried miserably: "You, are you killing someone? Wuwu, no, you killed someone for me. Bodhisattva Bodhisattva, it's not good for disciples, you want to kill someone? Punish the disciple, the disciple is wrong, the disciple should not kill people. No, no, the disciple should not ask the disciple's disciple to kill..."

It is said that women have three treasures: one cry, two make trouble and three hang themselves.Tian Boguang saw his master's lovely and pitiful pear blossom with rain, and his heart suddenly melted. He immediately put away his cynical expression, and comforted him softly: "Master, master, don't worry. This man is not ignorant. I'm teaching him how to be sensible!"

Yilin wept and chanted the Buddha's name while sobbing, "What if he dies?"

Tian Boguang said: "Death is on my head. I will go to the eighteenth floor of hell, and I will never implicate Master and you to go to the west!"

Yilin cried even more fiercely, begging all the way up to the Buddha of the West Heaven, down to the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, and south to Guanyin of the South China Sea.

Tian Boguang said: "Master, don't worry, I'll go find this bastard!"

Yilin got better now, she thought for a while and said, "I'll go with you too!"

Tian Boguang smiled slightly, living on Mount Heng, it was really deserted, and he was playing tricks in his heart again.

So, the two simply packed up, went down the mountain to collect medicinal materials as an excuse, said hello to the head of the house, Yiqing, and started looking for it...

At the foot of the mountain, among the wildflowers, in the woodcutter's house, a bonfire was burning vigorously.By the campfire, a man and a woman... are eating meat.

A roasted pheasant was handed in front of Yilin, Tian Boguang smiled like a flower, his eyes were like feeding a puppy.

But Yilin is not a puppy, Yilin is a nun, and nuns cannot eat meat.So, Xiao Yilin flatly refused!

Tian Boguang tore off a piece of meat and continued to seduce Yilin.As a result, she began to recite the Buddha's name, and Tian Boguang asked, "Master, what are you reciting?"

Yilin Zheng'er said: ""The Curse of Rebirth", I am giving salvation to this poor little chicken."

Tian Boguang: "..."

After eating the meat, the two continued to look for Li Cai.As a result, after searching for a whole day, I didn't even see the ghost of the Li talent.As the sky got darker, Yilin's complexion became more and more ugly, with tears rolling in her eyes.Tian Boguang was also under a lot of pressure. He felt that Li Cai was a disciple of the Qingcheng Sword Sect, so he shouldn't be so weak. Could it be that he was too strong?

So, this guy started to be absent-minded.

Tian Boguang said rather conceitedly: "Master, think about it, the Li people have seen my peerless martial arts. They will definitely roll down Mount Heng in fear!"

Yilin blinked her big eyes, nodded and said, "In that case, let's go down the mountain and look for it."

Before they knew it, the sun was setting, and the two of them wandered around Hengshan Market for a week.During this period, Tian Boguang ate two chickens, drank three jars of wine, and molested five good women, but he couldn't find Li Cai.Yilin saw that Tian Boguang was getting more and more unruly, and she was also afraid that the senior sister in charge would pursue him.So I had to go back home with him.

The two hiked up Mount Heng, just as they reached the foothills of Mount Heng.Suddenly there was the sound of a large number of people in the distance.

Yilin thought to herself that four of the Five Sacred Sword Sects had come to Hengshan Bieyuan.Only the disciples of the last Hengshan sect have not yet arrived.So he ordered Tian Boguang to inquire about it.Tian Boguang took the order and went. He found a high hill and stood up. When he came down, he put a smile on his face and said, "Mr. Mo Da from Hengshan is right!"

Yilin said happily: "They're finally here!" She rolled her eyes and said, "Why don't we ask Mr. Mo Da to help us find someone?"

Tian Boguang nodded in agreement, so the two walked towards the team.

Mr. Mo Da was still the same, dressed in black, with a goatee and a huqin on his back, with a very stiff expression.Behind him were Fang Qianju and the two disciples of "Golden Eye Eagle" Lu Lianrong.Seeing Yilin and Monk Fubujie approaching from a distance, Mr. Mo Da was not surprised, he just got off his horse and said, "You two are polite."

Yilin smiled slightly and said: "Mr. Mo Da, you are welcome. My senior sister has been waiting for you on the mountain for a long time." She pointed to the halfway up the mountain and said, "That is Hengshan other courtyard. Please go and rest there."

Mr. Mo Da nodded without expression.

Yilin knew that Mr. Mo Da was withdrawn, and she didn't feel rude, so she shared her difficulties: "Mr. Mo Da, we are looking for someone. Can you help us find someone?"

Mr. Mo Da cupped his fists and said, "Sorry, we have to hurry." After speaking, he got on his horse and led his disciples away.

Yilin froze on the spot, but Tian Boguang's eyes widened, staring at Mr. Mo Da's back in amazement, and remained silent all the time.Yilin urged him two or three times, but he didn't answer.

Finally, Tian Boguang came back to his senses and said to Yilin: "I heard that Mr. Mo Da is not close to women?"

Yilin nodded.

Tian Boguang said: "I will never smell a woman wrong!"

Yilin trembled three times.

But the most important thing is the following sentence:

"Mr. Mo Da smells like Qin Susu, a famous prostitute from Xiuchun Tower in the capital!"

Yilin said angrily: "Don't frame the head of the family!"

Tian Boguang said: "Is this true? I slept with Susu for three days, three days, I still can't remember her smell? But the smell on Mr. Mo Da's body is so strong, probably because he slept a few more times than me. God."

Yilin was so angry that she was about to cry, so she left Tian Boguang and left alone.

Tian Boguang called Yilin a few times, but she didn't turn her head, knowing that she was really angry.He regretted in his heart, this Li talent was not found, and Yilin was angered, it was really a waste of money.But Tian Boguang changed his mind and said to himself: "I want to prove to her that Mr. Mo Da is not a eunuch!"